Once again.... people are losing their jobs, and houses. Can't afford any sort of Christmas, and then you read this, and it makes you want to vomit... and then punch these dumb fucks in the face :
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to spend $7,300 on wrapping paper this Christmas.
The celebrity couple - who have a two-year-old daughter Suri together - are said to want to impress friends and family by wrapping gifts in expensive paper.
A source said: "Tom and Katie are planning to wrap each present in $73 worth of wrapping paper and then put a $170 Jay Strongwater ornament on the top. With all the presents they have to send, they are going to be spending at least $7,300 on the paper alone."
(C) BANG Media International
FUCK OFF!
Why not give that money to some sort of charity instead of throwing it in the garbage.
It's pathetic.
December 25, 2008
December 24, 2008
It's beginning to [not] look a lot like Christmas .. with all this damn rain!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
(well, eve.... but soon enough it will be Christmas for real and then it will be a Merry one indeed!)
Ugh, I hate being a work on Christmas Eve.. it sucks donkey ass, and people are pissing me off
Oh, and just in case...
HAPPY NEW YEAR as well!
T-minus 7 days till '09
*wink wink* "7 days" - Candace!! :p
(well, eve.... but soon enough it will be Christmas for real and then it will be a Merry one indeed!)
Ugh, I hate being a work on Christmas Eve.. it sucks donkey ass, and people are pissing me off
Oh, and just in case...
HAPPY NEW YEAR as well!
T-minus 7 days till '09
*wink wink* "7 days" - Candace!! :p
December 1, 2008
Stupid Whining Celebs! I say Eff You!
This makes me sick...
Jessica Biel's acting anxiety
'Easy Virtue' actress Jessica Biel admits she is terrified her success will suddenly stop because of the current economic crisis.
Jessica Biel is terrified her success will suddenly stop.
The 'Easy Virtue' actress - who is in a relationship with singer Justin Timberlake - admits she is scared the work will dry up because of the current world economic crisis.
She said: "Every time you don't worry there's always that fear of, 'What's going to happen next? Where's my next pay cheque coming from and can I pay my mortgage?' All those kinds of questions start coming in.
"I think it does become intimidating, especially when the business is so rocky and you don't know what is happening. You wonder if it's all just going to disappear. There are all these new fears now."
Jessica, 26, also said she would be devastated if she was forced to give up acting because she loves it so much.
She added: "It's just the most wonderful job. I love it and it makes me happy, so I wouldn't let anything drive me away from doing it. I can be stubborn when I need to be."
(C) BANG Media International
Are you fucking kidding me! You've made millions off your movies, and from your stupid waste of a show 7th Heaven.. not to mention you're fucking Justin Timberlake.. who makes just as much money for doing something equally shitty and YOU'RE worried about your next pay cheque will come from and if YOU can pay your mortgage!!??
FUCK OFF!
Someone should punch you right in you're plastic surgery face!
What about all the people that are getting laid off from their jobs, and being forced to leave their homes, live on the street and starve because they have NOTHING.
I do love how they throw in that she would be sad about not acting 'because she loves it so much' yeah I'm sure she does... she just likes the big fat cheque that comes from it. Heaven forbid if you have to sell your huge ass house, and move into something that can only sleep 27 people comfortably.. and have to wait a little extra longer to take a piss because you no longer have the luxury of 5 bathrooms.
There would be a lot less problems if they made these whiny little fucks live like regular people. Instead of giving Brad and Angelina something like $18.5 million for their baby pictures, use that money to I don't know.... help fund some of these companies that are going bankrupt and cutting thousands of jobs?
Jessica Biel's acting anxiety
'Easy Virtue' actress Jessica Biel admits she is terrified her success will suddenly stop because of the current economic crisis.
Jessica Biel is terrified her success will suddenly stop.
The 'Easy Virtue' actress - who is in a relationship with singer Justin Timberlake - admits she is scared the work will dry up because of the current world economic crisis.
She said: "Every time you don't worry there's always that fear of, 'What's going to happen next? Where's my next pay cheque coming from and can I pay my mortgage?' All those kinds of questions start coming in.
"I think it does become intimidating, especially when the business is so rocky and you don't know what is happening. You wonder if it's all just going to disappear. There are all these new fears now."
Jessica, 26, also said she would be devastated if she was forced to give up acting because she loves it so much.
She added: "It's just the most wonderful job. I love it and it makes me happy, so I wouldn't let anything drive me away from doing it. I can be stubborn when I need to be."
(C) BANG Media International
Are you fucking kidding me! You've made millions off your movies, and from your stupid waste of a show 7th Heaven.. not to mention you're fucking Justin Timberlake.. who makes just as much money for doing something equally shitty and YOU'RE worried about your next pay cheque will come from and if YOU can pay your mortgage!!??
FUCK OFF!
Someone should punch you right in you're plastic surgery face!
What about all the people that are getting laid off from their jobs, and being forced to leave their homes, live on the street and starve because they have NOTHING.
I do love how they throw in that she would be sad about not acting 'because she loves it so much' yeah I'm sure she does... she just likes the big fat cheque that comes from it. Heaven forbid if you have to sell your huge ass house, and move into something that can only sleep 27 people comfortably.. and have to wait a little extra longer to take a piss because you no longer have the luxury of 5 bathrooms.
There would be a lot less problems if they made these whiny little fucks live like regular people. Instead of giving Brad and Angelina something like $18.5 million for their baby pictures, use that money to I don't know.... help fund some of these companies that are going bankrupt and cutting thousands of jobs?
November 25, 2008
Little Bit of This, Little Bit of That..
I was throwing out a bunch of shit, when I came across a whole treasure chest of little notes I had left myself when retards did something retarded at the hotel.. and I was just to lazy to blog about them.
Candace - know that I do this.... because I love you :p haha
(and when I use the word 'retard' I say it with nothing but good intentions. So anyone that wants to say anything about it can fuck off)
I do have more.. but once again, there's that whole laziness thing, and I just don't feel like typing them right now. So T.S.
(*) Fax de Supreme - addressed to: 'The wielder of decisive power' hmm around here, that's a scary thing! No one should have decisive power!
(*) The lady, that thinks the world owes her something simply because of the fact that she lives in Ottawa... and demands that she should get free wireless Internet due to that fact.
- Yeah, we have this magical switch behind the desk here that says "To give free wireless to bitches from Ottawa, Press Here" *douche*
(*) Don't you just LOVE when people book smoking rooms, and then they check in with babies, or young kiddies. I mean, it's not enough that you're filling your body with that shit, but to make the little ones breathe that in when they have no choice, kudos to you!!
(*) Can't forget the creeper that spent the night with his puppets. That's right, PUPPETS! The man that could "do any voice of any cartoon character" Then he proceeded to make me listen to how amazing his impersonations were... several of them in fact. Let me tell you, they were crap - I mean complete and udder shit. A blind-deaf-mute could have done better, and that's after you punched him in the guts.
(*) Cheap Ass Old Fucks - "Oh $68 is the cheapest you have? We're on a budget and we're looking for cheaper"
Well then bud, you shouldn't be travelling and staying in hotels if you're that god-damn poor. Oh, and another thing, good luck finding something cheaper around here this time of year... unless of course you try the roach motels up on Lundys. Word of advice, bring bug spray... and maybe sleep in your car.
Ode to Dumb Americans Everywhere
I'm pretty sure it's one of my most favourite things when you get the bitter old men that come down and just rant about society, and how it's so pitiful - while their existence is so wonderfully perfect - just like them.
They always have to get right into their whole philosophy on the stupid people, every time it's like they've rehearsed it just to sound like they have some form of education that goes beyond 2nd grade and all the years on the pig farm.
However, in the end, it all boils down to one thing - Americans are Dumb.
Classic Words of Wisdom -
"Do y'all really say 'eh' like in the movie Strange Brew?"
"What time do they turn off the Falls?"
"Oh, so you guys are on United States time here?"
"How far is Nova Scotia from here? ... Oh, it's more then a couple hours drive?"
Two Words : "WASH-RAGS" - please for the love of God tell me, WHO WASHES WITH RAGS?! I mean, when I hear the word rag, I associate it with something that is full of oil, and found on the garage floor... that you may have to use a little force to pick up due to it being stuck there with who knows what, not something that I want to be touching to my face.
You HAVE to watch the new 30 second Bunnies! Superbad is amazing!
** Happy (late) Birthday **
Car(o)li(n)e - Nov. 10th
Ethan - Nov. 11th
Mina (my super awesome b-day twin) and ME - Nov. 16th
..: love.you.muffin :..
Candace - know that I do this.... because I love you :p haha
(and when I use the word 'retard' I say it with nothing but good intentions. So anyone that wants to say anything about it can fuck off)
I do have more.. but once again, there's that whole laziness thing, and I just don't feel like typing them right now. So T.S.
(*) Fax de Supreme - addressed to: 'The wielder of decisive power' hmm around here, that's a scary thing! No one should have decisive power!
(*) The lady, that thinks the world owes her something simply because of the fact that she lives in Ottawa... and demands that she should get free wireless Internet due to that fact.
- Yeah, we have this magical switch behind the desk here that says "To give free wireless to bitches from Ottawa, Press Here" *douche*
(*) Don't you just LOVE when people book smoking rooms, and then they check in with babies, or young kiddies. I mean, it's not enough that you're filling your body with that shit, but to make the little ones breathe that in when they have no choice, kudos to you!!
(*) Can't forget the creeper that spent the night with his puppets. That's right, PUPPETS! The man that could "do any voice of any cartoon character" Then he proceeded to make me listen to how amazing his impersonations were... several of them in fact. Let me tell you, they were crap - I mean complete and udder shit. A blind-deaf-mute could have done better, and that's after you punched him in the guts.
(*) Cheap Ass Old Fucks - "Oh $68 is the cheapest you have? We're on a budget and we're looking for cheaper"
Well then bud, you shouldn't be travelling and staying in hotels if you're that god-damn poor. Oh, and another thing, good luck finding something cheaper around here this time of year... unless of course you try the roach motels up on Lundys. Word of advice, bring bug spray... and maybe sleep in your car.
Ode to Dumb Americans Everywhere
I'm pretty sure it's one of my most favourite things when you get the bitter old men that come down and just rant about society, and how it's so pitiful - while their existence is so wonderfully perfect - just like them.
They always have to get right into their whole philosophy on the stupid people, every time it's like they've rehearsed it just to sound like they have some form of education that goes beyond 2nd grade and all the years on the pig farm.
However, in the end, it all boils down to one thing - Americans are Dumb.
Classic Words of Wisdom -
"Do y'all really say 'eh' like in the movie Strange Brew?"
"What time do they turn off the Falls?"
"Oh, so you guys are on United States time here?"
"How far is Nova Scotia from here? ... Oh, it's more then a couple hours drive?"
Two Words : "WASH-RAGS" - please for the love of God tell me, WHO WASHES WITH RAGS?! I mean, when I hear the word rag, I associate it with something that is full of oil, and found on the garage floor... that you may have to use a little force to pick up due to it being stuck there with who knows what, not something that I want to be touching to my face.
You HAVE to watch the new 30 second Bunnies! Superbad is amazing!
** Happy (late) Birthday **
Car(o)li(n)e - Nov. 10th
Ethan - Nov. 11th
Mina (my super awesome b-day twin) and ME - Nov. 16th
..: love.you.muffin :..
October 29, 2008
Hey little thing, let me light your candle, cuz mama I'm sure hard to handle now... (yes I am)
(I have that song stuck in my head... it's wonderful lol)
Candace, this is for you.. since you always bitch and whine ( :p ) that I neeever have a new blog....
(even though you don't deserve it, cuz you wouldn't come visit me a-hole) :(
Work is going to be slow, and boring as hell, so I figured it's the perfect time.. well, that and because I have a story that is funny as hell.
I don't know if you're aware or not, but I travelled (with my mom) to Pittsburgh over the weekend, to visit my dear Ethan (remember the gay boy from Vegas?) and my mom's "lawyer" friend because they have a wonderfully amazing super awesome Haunted House that they put on every Hallow e'en for charity. Which by the way, if you're ever in the area you TOTALLY need to check it out, because it makes the garbage ones around here look like turd. That's right, big monkey turd!
Anyway, so we went there on Saturday and met all the super nice people that put the house on, and then we went out with them to a super fun bar - Jekyll and Hyde - it was all done up for Hallow e'en and such (which is a little odd, seeing as Hallow e'en is actually on a Friday this year, but whatever)I got drinking with Ethan, and the other Haunted House people.. Ethan just kept feeding me shots, half of which I had no idea what they contained.. but his answer for that was "Honey, at this point does it really matter? Just drink it" Not having eaten since lunch.. (aside from some deep-fried oreos *yumm*) this was baaaad! haha I pretty much threw up all over Pittsburgh.
I made it outside the bar, and was sitting on some fake hay bails.. and I vomited. (Did I mention that I had two people taking care of me, that I had just met a few hours ago)... haha one was holding my hair, and rubbing my back, and the other was holding my purse so I didn't throw up in it. Great first impression eh?!
And then my idiot mom decides that she needs to go to ..Primanti Brother's.. - this "famous" Pittsburgh restaurant that puts your coleslaw and fries right on your sandwich :s - But yeah, I was like NOOO I need to go to sleep now! But she just had to have it, so she (being a little drunk herself) and the 'lawyer' put me in the back seat of his car and drive to this stupid place.
*For the Record.. I WARNED them!*
I got out of the car, and threw up all over the sidewalk, then walked through the door, and threw up all over the floor, walked down the stairs to the bathroom, go to open the door, and these two skanks were in there "sorry, it's occupied" that's what the bitches said to me (if I had the ability to puke on command, I so would have done it on them hoes) so I was like fuck it.. and went into the guys bathroom haha
Needless to say, after all that, she didn't end up getting her sandwich.. (I probably would have thrown up on it just for spite in making me go there, when I said it wasn't a good idea)
Anyhow, we finally got back to the hotel, I threw up some more... then went to sleep.
The next day I found out that I wasn't the only one who had a bad night, haha Ethan fell down his stairs, and slept at the bottom of them.
* Look If You Dare *
Candace, this is for you.. since you always bitch and whine ( :p ) that I neeever have a new blog....
(even though you don't deserve it, cuz you wouldn't come visit me a-hole) :(
Work is going to be slow, and boring as hell, so I figured it's the perfect time.. well, that and because I have a story that is funny as hell.
I don't know if you're aware or not, but I travelled (with my mom) to Pittsburgh over the weekend, to visit my dear Ethan (remember the gay boy from Vegas?) and my mom's "lawyer" friend because they have a wonderfully amazing super awesome Haunted House that they put on every Hallow e'en for charity. Which by the way, if you're ever in the area you TOTALLY need to check it out, because it makes the garbage ones around here look like turd. That's right, big monkey turd!
Anyway, so we went there on Saturday and met all the super nice people that put the house on, and then we went out with them to a super fun bar - Jekyll and Hyde - it was all done up for Hallow e'en and such (which is a little odd, seeing as Hallow e'en is actually on a Friday this year, but whatever)I got drinking with Ethan, and the other Haunted House people.. Ethan just kept feeding me shots, half of which I had no idea what they contained.. but his answer for that was "Honey, at this point does it really matter? Just drink it" Not having eaten since lunch.. (aside from some deep-fried oreos *yumm*) this was baaaad! haha I pretty much threw up all over Pittsburgh.
I made it outside the bar, and was sitting on some fake hay bails.. and I vomited. (Did I mention that I had two people taking care of me, that I had just met a few hours ago)... haha one was holding my hair, and rubbing my back, and the other was holding my purse so I didn't throw up in it. Great first impression eh?!
And then my idiot mom decides that she needs to go to ..Primanti Brother's.. - this "famous" Pittsburgh restaurant that puts your coleslaw and fries right on your sandwich :s - But yeah, I was like NOOO I need to go to sleep now! But she just had to have it, so she (being a little drunk herself) and the 'lawyer' put me in the back seat of his car and drive to this stupid place.
*For the Record.. I WARNED them!*
I got out of the car, and threw up all over the sidewalk, then walked through the door, and threw up all over the floor, walked down the stairs to the bathroom, go to open the door, and these two skanks were in there "sorry, it's occupied" that's what the bitches said to me (if I had the ability to puke on command, I so would have done it on them hoes) so I was like fuck it.. and went into the guys bathroom haha
Needless to say, after all that, she didn't end up getting her sandwich.. (I probably would have thrown up on it just for spite in making me go there, when I said it wasn't a good idea)
Anyhow, we finally got back to the hotel, I threw up some more... then went to sleep.
The next day I found out that I wasn't the only one who had a bad night, haha Ethan fell down his stairs, and slept at the bottom of them.
* Look If You Dare *
September 4, 2008
March 5, 2008
Two Tickets to Paradise! Pack Your Bags, We'll Leave Tonight!
I'M SO EXCITED!!
THIS TIME TOMORROW I WILL BE 'LEAVING ON A JET PLANE' ON MY WAY TO CUUUBA!! :)
See ya'll in TWO WEEKS SUCKAS!! I'll be home-ski on the 20th
Sun, Sand, Alkie, and 'Breakfast' :D :D *WOO*
If anything happens... Candace, you get all my stuff, and by all, I mean none. But you have to visit Tiger and the Orphan LoL
Packing was a nightmare!! What's with this one suitcase 50lbs rule?!?! 2 weeks merits at least 3 suitcases LoL
But I did it! I am the packing queen!!
Although, I was up early and rushing to get everything done.. because I was supposed to work at 4. Then Mr. James calls me this morning, and says if the weather is still shitty.. don't come in, I will work a double pour vous. I don't want you getting into an accident before your vacation. So I was like aww, you're sweet for not wanting me to die :)
However... as you can tell it stopped snowing and the roads are nice and clean...
So I called him back, and told him that I would come in, and he was like no no, stay home, get everything done, I will stay.
You make it pretty impossible for me to not love you :p LoL
*heart*
*star.avec.leaf*
.::SiDE NoTE::.
alternate titles include: I'm leaving on a jet plane... I do know when I'll be back again [I found a way to get this one in though];
or I just wanna see some palm trees, while we try to shake away this disease. We could live beside the ocean.. [but that was long, and I don't have any diseases that need to be shaken away LoL];
or and if I don't make it, know that, I've loved you all along.. [that one was a little morbid however, there fore, it got left out fo' sho']
THIS TIME TOMORROW I WILL BE 'LEAVING ON A JET PLANE' ON MY WAY TO CUUUBA!! :)
See ya'll in TWO WEEKS SUCKAS!! I'll be home-ski on the 20th
Sun, Sand, Alkie, and 'Breakfast' :D :D *WOO*
If anything happens... Candace, you get all my stuff, and by all, I mean none. But you have to visit Tiger and the Orphan LoL
Packing was a nightmare!! What's with this one suitcase 50lbs rule?!?! 2 weeks merits at least 3 suitcases LoL
But I did it! I am the packing queen!!
Although, I was up early and rushing to get everything done.. because I was supposed to work at 4. Then Mr. James calls me this morning, and says if the weather is still shitty.. don't come in, I will work a double pour vous. I don't want you getting into an accident before your vacation. So I was like aww, you're sweet for not wanting me to die :)
However... as you can tell it stopped snowing and the roads are nice and clean...
So I called him back, and told him that I would come in, and he was like no no, stay home, get everything done, I will stay.
You make it pretty impossible for me to not love you :p LoL
*heart*
*star.avec.leaf*
.::SiDE NoTE::.
alternate titles include: I'm leaving on a jet plane... I do know when I'll be back again [I found a way to get this one in though];
or I just wanna see some palm trees, while we try to shake away this disease. We could live beside the ocean.. [but that was long, and I don't have any diseases that need to be shaken away LoL];
or and if I don't make it, know that, I've loved you all along.. [that one was a little morbid however, there fore, it got left out fo' sho']
February 28, 2008
..."Fuck my life"
Ok... some people are just EFFED!
I got a call from this chick, asking if we had 'conjoining' rooms. Uhh sweet heart, I think you mean ADJOINING it's not a fetus! Then I explained to her that the only 'conjoined' rooms we have have a balcony, and a view of the river (the smelly, yucky body filled river)
Then she went on to tell me that she couldn't make reservations because 'she doesn't own a credit card' Ok.. then why are you wasting my time?!
Anyway, she calls back like a minute later and was like "Oh, I forgot to ask, do these rooms have balconies?" (I already explained this to you!) Yes they do. "Both of them?" ....Are you serious?! What part of THE ONLY ROOMS WE HAVE WITH A CONNECTING DOOR HAVE A BALCONY AND VIEW OF THE RIVER did you not understand?! Just for you honey, I'm going to have them remove one of them.. m'kay
Like my god, are people born this retarded, or do they need to suffer some form of major head trauma??
This is great!
WARNING! Soldiers should NOT post on Facebook..
And the Facebook hits just keep on comin!
I'm a REAL Prince! I swear!
Nothing beats that Mary Poppins shit though!!
Forget the fact that she has a FLYING UMBRELLA! That bitch lied to Dick Van Dyke! :p
I got a call from this chick, asking if we had 'conjoining' rooms. Uhh sweet heart, I think you mean ADJOINING it's not a fetus! Then I explained to her that the only 'conjoined' rooms we have have a balcony, and a view of the river (the smelly, yucky body filled river)
Then she went on to tell me that she couldn't make reservations because 'she doesn't own a credit card' Ok.. then why are you wasting my time?!
Anyway, she calls back like a minute later and was like "Oh, I forgot to ask, do these rooms have balconies?" (I already explained this to you!) Yes they do. "Both of them?" ....Are you serious?! What part of THE ONLY ROOMS WE HAVE WITH A CONNECTING DOOR HAVE A BALCONY AND VIEW OF THE RIVER did you not understand?! Just for you honey, I'm going to have them remove one of them.. m'kay
Like my god, are people born this retarded, or do they need to suffer some form of major head trauma??
This is great!
WARNING! Soldiers should NOT post on Facebook..
And the Facebook hits just keep on comin!
I'm a REAL Prince! I swear!
Nothing beats that Mary Poppins shit though!!
Forget the fact that she has a FLYING UMBRELLA! That bitch lied to Dick Van Dyke! :p
February 27, 2008
You're so vain, I bet you think this blog is about you (don't you, don't you)
My god...
ok, we all know that I'm nosey, so I was lookin' around on the one computer at work, and what do I stumble across - a picture of a HUGE wang - it was even cleverly hidden with a title of "huge_dick" :s I think you need to try harder!
Now, keep in mind that the back office was occupied at the time by a little someone I like to call my boss! Like honestly, what is wrong with the place?! Who keeps pictures of dicks on work PCs (well, other then the fucked up chick that I worked with in FE.. who used the work PC to look up pictures of nasty shit) but my god! I was so shocked.. I didn't know what to do, so I closed it quickly before anyone saw what I was looking at
.....then opened it again for one last quick peek...... lmao
Fuck, I'm bored!
I feel like writing, but it's soo god damn quiet, I have nothing to write about. That makes me sad.
And of course, nothing could top my Gassy Lady story - holy hell, that made my life!
***
Fuck Snow!! Can't wait for CUBA!! 8 days!! :)
Speaking of snow, ever notice how people drive like fucktards in it? I was on my way home from FE this morning, and this jack ass almost slid right into me on my street! God damn purple topaz like car... if you would have hit me, you don't even want to know the misery I would cause you! You don't want the Wrath of Ash!
It's pretty sad though, when roads by my house were far worse then the FE ones, we had like way more snow and the roads were a mess. FE usually gets like 10 times more snow then we do... and they were on the ball for once.
B.O.R.E.D
I'm making play lists for my iPod.. haha cause I have nothing better to do!
Right now, I'm working on a - Hits of the 70s - LoL (kill me)
This is some of the random shit that gets delivered to my hotel every week viz something called 'Weekly Coffee News'
A 21 year old dude apparently attacked some painting in Milwaukee..
"he wondered around the Art Museum for like 3 hours, before taking off his shirt and attacking a painting called 'The Triumph of David' done by Ottavio Vannini in like the 1640s. The painting portrays the final part of the biblical David and Goliath story and is worth $300,000. When questioned the guy said that the image of David holding the severed head of Goliath 'disturbed' him. One of the museum employees said that no one has ever seen a visitor attack a painting before."
Ooook... I think buddy, if you're attacking art, there's a lot more disturbing you then a severed head. *Nut-Bar* and I should sure hope that no one has ever watched a painting be attacked before, there can't be more then one freak that would attempt that! But to go that little extra mile, and remove the shirt.. that says he means business right there. LoL "I'm gonna fuck you up canvas!"
I got called KIDDO haha I made a reservation for some dude, and when he was done, he was like "Ok, thanks Kiddo, see you.. (whenever he's coming in?)" It was pretty amazing.
Ok, it needs to stop snowing! Like pronto!I love the old, "if the weather is bad, just spend the night.." Yeah, ok... I wouldn't spend the night here like ever, I prefer my own bed thank you.I do really want to go swimming though, maybe tonight after work, I'll go up there.. (I've only been saying that for how long now)
We need to do something before I leave!! I'll be gone for TWO weeks jerk face!!So let me know!! FB or TXT me!!
I need breakfast... well... more breakfast... :p
~*~ !!HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL!! ~*~
ok, we all know that I'm nosey, so I was lookin' around on the one computer at work, and what do I stumble across - a picture of a HUGE wang - it was even cleverly hidden with a title of "huge_dick" :s I think you need to try harder!
Now, keep in mind that the back office was occupied at the time by a little someone I like to call my boss! Like honestly, what is wrong with the place?! Who keeps pictures of dicks on work PCs (well, other then the fucked up chick that I worked with in FE.. who used the work PC to look up pictures of nasty shit) but my god! I was so shocked.. I didn't know what to do, so I closed it quickly before anyone saw what I was looking at
.....then opened it again for one last quick peek...... lmao
Fuck, I'm bored!
I feel like writing, but it's soo god damn quiet, I have nothing to write about. That makes me sad.
And of course, nothing could top my Gassy Lady story - holy hell, that made my life!
***
Fuck Snow!! Can't wait for CUBA!! 8 days!! :)
Speaking of snow, ever notice how people drive like fucktards in it? I was on my way home from FE this morning, and this jack ass almost slid right into me on my street! God damn purple topaz like car... if you would have hit me, you don't even want to know the misery I would cause you! You don't want the Wrath of Ash!
It's pretty sad though, when roads by my house were far worse then the FE ones, we had like way more snow and the roads were a mess. FE usually gets like 10 times more snow then we do... and they were on the ball for once.
B.O.R.E.D
I'm making play lists for my iPod.. haha cause I have nothing better to do!
Right now, I'm working on a - Hits of the 70s - LoL (kill me)
This is some of the random shit that gets delivered to my hotel every week viz something called 'Weekly Coffee News'
A 21 year old dude apparently attacked some painting in Milwaukee..
"he wondered around the Art Museum for like 3 hours, before taking off his shirt and attacking a painting called 'The Triumph of David' done by Ottavio Vannini in like the 1640s. The painting portrays the final part of the biblical David and Goliath story and is worth $300,000. When questioned the guy said that the image of David holding the severed head of Goliath 'disturbed' him. One of the museum employees said that no one has ever seen a visitor attack a painting before."
Ooook... I think buddy, if you're attacking art, there's a lot more disturbing you then a severed head. *Nut-Bar* and I should sure hope that no one has ever watched a painting be attacked before, there can't be more then one freak that would attempt that! But to go that little extra mile, and remove the shirt.. that says he means business right there. LoL "I'm gonna fuck you up canvas!"
I got called KIDDO haha I made a reservation for some dude, and when he was done, he was like "Ok, thanks Kiddo, see you.. (whenever he's coming in?)" It was pretty amazing.
Ok, it needs to stop snowing! Like pronto!I love the old, "if the weather is bad, just spend the night.." Yeah, ok... I wouldn't spend the night here like ever, I prefer my own bed thank you.I do really want to go swimming though, maybe tonight after work, I'll go up there.. (I've only been saying that for how long now)
We need to do something before I leave!! I'll be gone for TWO weeks jerk face!!So let me know!! FB or TXT me!!
I need breakfast... well... more breakfast... :p
~*~ !!HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL!! ~*~
February 24, 2008
What the Fuck?!
This lady was checking out today, and she was complaining about the ventilation fan in the bathroom of her room, so I was like ok... what's wrong with it? Expecting her to say that it wasn't removing shower steam or something of that nature...
WRONGO
"The fan doesn't work very well.. both my husband and myself have very thick gas (exact words!) and it wouldn't remove the smell.. so it was very uncomfortable in the room last night, and I just wanted to let you know that it doesn't work well, and should be replaced. Oh and also, those flowers on your desk, they're starting to die a little, and look very unappetizing"
By this time, I couldn't even think about the flower comment.... I was just floored by the gas comment.
Like who has the balls to come and tell me to my face that you basically stunk yourself out of your room, and that's why you're complaining to me?! Honestly! And then what, you expect me to have some sort of sympathy for you , and give you a free room or something?? Like c'mon now...
WRONGO
"The fan doesn't work very well.. both my husband and myself have very thick gas (exact words!) and it wouldn't remove the smell.. so it was very uncomfortable in the room last night, and I just wanted to let you know that it doesn't work well, and should be replaced. Oh and also, those flowers on your desk, they're starting to die a little, and look very unappetizing"
By this time, I couldn't even think about the flower comment.... I was just floored by the gas comment.
Like who has the balls to come and tell me to my face that you basically stunk yourself out of your room, and that's why you're complaining to me?! Honestly! And then what, you expect me to have some sort of sympathy for you , and give you a free room or something?? Like c'mon now...
February 16, 2008
we.gonna.rock.down.to.electric.avenue
I've decided that I hate my job and need a new one..... that is all........
(they're giving me attitude about having plans and not being able to work tomorrow, even though it's my scheduled day off....)
I'm just sick of all their shit...
Also Happy Birthday LiL Brother... even though it was technically yesterday now... I didn't write a blog in time so back off!! (get your own sandwhich!) LoL
(they're giving me attitude about having plans and not being able to work tomorrow, even though it's my scheduled day off....)
I'm just sick of all their shit...
Also Happy Birthday LiL Brother... even though it was technically yesterday now... I didn't write a blog in time so back off!! (get your own sandwhich!) LoL
February 14, 2008
Happy Hallmark aka V(D) Day
I've got like a whole week of (non-important, useless) shizzet that needs to be blogged about... but I'm just to damn lazy to do it.
I figured that since tonight there are a whole 6 rooms in the hotel, I would have nothing better to do with my time.
The only question is where to start?
Let's go with the fact that in 21 days, I will be in the sun :) The nice hot sun, drunk outta my mind.. and having lots of beach "breakfast" :D Woo!
Seriously, is it possible for me to not be excited?!
I can't wait! 2 whole weeks of yay!
*ugh, I swear, it's stupid day today! Maybe it's because people are sooo excited about Valentines Day.. they're blinded with love.. *gag* Gimmie a break! Stupid useless Hallmark "Holiday" bullshit*
As I told Miss Mina-Bo-Bina: my quote/philosophy of the day - "You can't truely love someone, until they've been inside you" LoL
No amount of V(D) Day is gonna help the whole 'Love' Thing
I think this is gooood to know! LoL
These weird people checked out of room 319 the other day, and I was looking over their bill, which included their movie selections. Let me tell ya, there was quite a vast selection there haha
*Charlie Wilson's War
*The Heartbreak Kid
*Michael Clayton
*American Gangster
*Screw my Husband
*Explicit Sex
*Blades of Glory
*Raw Sex
*Knocked Up
*Blades of Glory (again)
*Night at the Museum
Gotta love the random porn thrown in there eh, granted most of these movies were only half (if that) watched.. then they would pick something else, and expect to be refunded.. But who doesn't love going from Explicit Sex to Blades of Glory to Raw Sex :p I guess they needed some "cool down" time (it's not a damn tredmill people!)
This was the same day that there were a group of old people in the hotel. Of course you know how I feel about old people... I HATE THEM!With in 5 minutes of checking in, the phone was ringing with them demanding extra crap. "We need extra towels, we need extra blankets, pillows and glasses" blah blah blah - when I brought them their extra glasses, (sorry 'cups') well.. that was just uncalled for. "Those are coffee cups, not glasses, we asked for glasses" Last time I checked, you can still put liquid in them, and put it to your lips to make said liquid go down your throat. Am I wrong? Take the god damn cups and like them! Christ!
Then there was the cranky ass diabetic lady, who called me screaming that she was supposed to have a fridge put in her room (which she was, and I think it was over-looked in the AM just out of spite.. but that's another issue)Anyway she's yelling for a fridge, I'm the only one here, so I have to bring it to her... the damn things weigh more then I do... I finally manage to get it onto the little cart, and drag it across to the lobby, get in half way through the door, then this old man gets off the elevator and starts bitching about the door being open "it's to cold!" The fridge goes flying off the cart, and rolls across the lobby... I was really hoping it would have hit that man, but sadly, it did not :(
I am really surprised that they thing still worked though haha
When they came back from the Casino that night, they were all cheery.. I guess blowing all their money puts them in a good mood or something. Then they started ravaging the Cinnamon Hearts (which still make me want to kill myself by the way LoL) There was one man that wasn't interested in the hearts.. and he got ridiculed for it. After they had raped my whole Cinnamon Heart stash, they got into the elevator and one woman says "you know, there's probably a weight restriction in this elevator..." then this cute little old man yells "ahhh just close the door and shut up!"
*Also, a first - A lady (late 60s early 70s) used the word "GHETTO" which I thought was amusing.. even more so because she was using to to describe the shady area across the border HAHA
I checked these 2 girls in earlier... and a few hours later, they came down asking how to get to Rumours, I told them, and they were on their way. They weren't gone an hour, and I see them walking back up the drive way... they came in and were like "where's another place we can drink?" I don't know if they got tossed, or if they just couldn't get in, (they look like wee ones)... haha anyway, I sent them to DP HAHAHA Now that's a punishment I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.. it's sooo nasty there.
But, that's where I sent them.. then I seen them get in their car, which was bad, cuz they looked like they were already nicely toasted... but I wasn't chasing after them.
--Soo I came into work today, and found out these girls got arrested for DUI.... it was her 19th b-day hahaha she spent the night in the slammer and got her car impounded! Her sister had to come from across the river and bail her ass out!!
Looks good on the bitch!
I was checking my credit card statement online today, and somehow ended up with a $6.10 credit... from Victoria Secret... Not sure how or what this is from, I haven't shopped online in who knows how long, and it's been even longer since I bought anything from Victoria Secret.. Hmmmm
I love how this just keeps getting longer, and longer, and I haven't found the time to actually post it yet.. hahaha this is like 3 days worth of boredom right here.
Tell me if this would upset you.... I came across this on the boy's Facebook... from the Fucking Bitch that is his ex (now normally, it wouldn't bother me, but if you only knew what I went through because of her... you would understand...)
Hey.. u havnt been online much latly well not the same time as me.. i just wanted to drop in and say hi and i hope things are better now... u seemed pretty grumpy the last few days... remeber if u need anything im right across the street... :)
*Dumb Slut.. I want you dead*
PiP - PiP _____________ !!
haha
I figured that since tonight there are a whole 6 rooms in the hotel, I would have nothing better to do with my time.
The only question is where to start?
Let's go with the fact that in 21 days, I will be in the sun :) The nice hot sun, drunk outta my mind.. and having lots of beach "breakfast" :D Woo!
Seriously, is it possible for me to not be excited?!
I can't wait! 2 whole weeks of yay!
*ugh, I swear, it's stupid day today! Maybe it's because people are sooo excited about Valentines Day.. they're blinded with love.. *gag* Gimmie a break! Stupid useless Hallmark "Holiday" bullshit*
As I told Miss Mina-Bo-Bina: my quote/philosophy of the day - "You can't truely love someone, until they've been inside you" LoL
No amount of V(D) Day is gonna help the whole 'Love' Thing
I think this is gooood to know! LoL
These weird people checked out of room 319 the other day, and I was looking over their bill, which included their movie selections. Let me tell ya, there was quite a vast selection there haha
*Charlie Wilson's War
*The Heartbreak Kid
*Michael Clayton
*American Gangster
*Screw my Husband
*Explicit Sex
*Blades of Glory
*Raw Sex
*Knocked Up
*Blades of Glory (again)
*Night at the Museum
Gotta love the random porn thrown in there eh, granted most of these movies were only half (if that) watched.. then they would pick something else, and expect to be refunded.. But who doesn't love going from Explicit Sex to Blades of Glory to Raw Sex :p I guess they needed some "cool down" time (it's not a damn tredmill people!)
This was the same day that there were a group of old people in the hotel. Of course you know how I feel about old people... I HATE THEM!With in 5 minutes of checking in, the phone was ringing with them demanding extra crap. "We need extra towels, we need extra blankets, pillows and glasses" blah blah blah - when I brought them their extra glasses, (sorry 'cups') well.. that was just uncalled for. "Those are coffee cups, not glasses, we asked for glasses" Last time I checked, you can still put liquid in them, and put it to your lips to make said liquid go down your throat. Am I wrong? Take the god damn cups and like them! Christ!
Then there was the cranky ass diabetic lady, who called me screaming that she was supposed to have a fridge put in her room (which she was, and I think it was over-looked in the AM just out of spite.. but that's another issue)Anyway she's yelling for a fridge, I'm the only one here, so I have to bring it to her... the damn things weigh more then I do... I finally manage to get it onto the little cart, and drag it across to the lobby, get in half way through the door, then this old man gets off the elevator and starts bitching about the door being open "it's to cold!" The fridge goes flying off the cart, and rolls across the lobby... I was really hoping it would have hit that man, but sadly, it did not :(
I am really surprised that they thing still worked though haha
When they came back from the Casino that night, they were all cheery.. I guess blowing all their money puts them in a good mood or something. Then they started ravaging the Cinnamon Hearts (which still make me want to kill myself by the way LoL) There was one man that wasn't interested in the hearts.. and he got ridiculed for it. After they had raped my whole Cinnamon Heart stash, they got into the elevator and one woman says "you know, there's probably a weight restriction in this elevator..." then this cute little old man yells "ahhh just close the door and shut up!"
*Also, a first - A lady (late 60s early 70s) used the word "GHETTO" which I thought was amusing.. even more so because she was using to to describe the shady area across the border HAHA
I checked these 2 girls in earlier... and a few hours later, they came down asking how to get to Rumours, I told them, and they were on their way. They weren't gone an hour, and I see them walking back up the drive way... they came in and were like "where's another place we can drink?" I don't know if they got tossed, or if they just couldn't get in, (they look like wee ones)... haha anyway, I sent them to DP HAHAHA Now that's a punishment I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.. it's sooo nasty there.
But, that's where I sent them.. then I seen them get in their car, which was bad, cuz they looked like they were already nicely toasted... but I wasn't chasing after them.
--Soo I came into work today, and found out these girls got arrested for DUI.... it was her 19th b-day hahaha she spent the night in the slammer and got her car impounded! Her sister had to come from across the river and bail her ass out!!
Looks good on the bitch!
I was checking my credit card statement online today, and somehow ended up with a $6.10 credit... from Victoria Secret... Not sure how or what this is from, I haven't shopped online in who knows how long, and it's been even longer since I bought anything from Victoria Secret.. Hmmmm
I love how this just keeps getting longer, and longer, and I haven't found the time to actually post it yet.. hahaha this is like 3 days worth of boredom right here.
Tell me if this would upset you.... I came across this on the boy's Facebook... from the Fucking Bitch that is his ex (now normally, it wouldn't bother me, but if you only knew what I went through because of her... you would understand...)
Hey.. u havnt been online much latly well not the same time as me.. i just wanted to drop in and say hi and i hope things are better now... u seemed pretty grumpy the last few days... remeber if u need anything im right across the street... :)
*Dumb Slut.. I want you dead*
PiP - PiP _____________ !!
haha
February 8, 2008
so.fly.i'm.about.to.take.off
How can one die of an "Accidental Overdose of Heroin"??
Umm, it's not like it was an 'accident' that you're putting that shit in your body!!
Guh, I'm in a bad mood!
That is all... for now...
Umm, it's not like it was an 'accident' that you're putting that shit in your body!!
Guh, I'm in a bad mood!
That is all... for now...
February 6, 2008
Another One Bites... the Dust?
First of all, it's freezing rain like a mother fucker.. why am I here?! I gotta say, I'm not exactly looking forward to driving home in this at 12 at night.. But no worries, I'm not turning into one of those whiney bitches with the "it's raining... *whine* the roads are horrid *whine* I can't drive *whine*" - to you I say *KICK* right in the face! (or the baby maker, depends on my mood)
Ugh, how am I supposed to write interesting blogs - to which one day will be turned into a book that will make me MILLIONS - when the most exciting part of my night is being told there's chicken in the fridge and I can eat it for dinner. (LoL) Quiet and dull doesn't sell books! By far, my best material came from F.E! Ahh how I sometimes miss those blog days.
I just found out something, and this something is a down right OUT RAGE!www.morefunthAnabarrelofmonkeys.blogspot.com
Yeah.... just because of that little 'A' they're allowed to copy my shit?! I THINK NOT BIOTCH!! No one's barrel is ever going to be more fun then mine!! Of course you know, this means war!!
*Boycot Them*
*Boycot Them*
*Boycot Them*
Ooo, I just got yelled at by a crazy man on the phone! LoL ..I love when people scream at me for something that has nothing to do with me, but has something to do with my bosses (who aren't even here at the moment) It brings me joy =)
Candia: I quite enjoyed our little conversation of Porn :p and how EVERYONE should watch it at least once haha it can be very 'educational' LoL I'm still sure the boy would looove to 'watch' it with you :p It could be like drama class.. HAHA that makes it more fun :p
Yeah, this entry is shit, I know, I'm sorry =(
If I try anymore, it's going to need to commit blog-suicide, haha Oh and goodie! I just found out that I'm back in for 8am.. woo!
I was planning on starting my new found Pilates tomorrow, but now it looks like it will have to wait... haha see, it's going to end up just like the French thing, I get lazy, and it will never happen!
*T00dles*
Ugh, how am I supposed to write interesting blogs - to which one day will be turned into a book that will make me MILLIONS - when the most exciting part of my night is being told there's chicken in the fridge and I can eat it for dinner. (LoL) Quiet and dull doesn't sell books! By far, my best material came from F.E! Ahh how I sometimes miss those blog days.
I just found out something, and this something is a down right OUT RAGE!www.morefunthAnabarrelofmonkeys.blogspot.com
Yeah.... just because of that little 'A' they're allowed to copy my shit?! I THINK NOT BIOTCH!! No one's barrel is ever going to be more fun then mine!! Of course you know, this means war!!
*Boycot Them*
*Boycot Them*
*Boycot Them*
Ooo, I just got yelled at by a crazy man on the phone! LoL ..I love when people scream at me for something that has nothing to do with me, but has something to do with my bosses (who aren't even here at the moment) It brings me joy =)
Candia: I quite enjoyed our little conversation of Porn :p and how EVERYONE should watch it at least once haha it can be very 'educational' LoL I'm still sure the boy would looove to 'watch' it with you :p It could be like drama class.. HAHA that makes it more fun :p
Yeah, this entry is shit, I know, I'm sorry =(
If I try anymore, it's going to need to commit blog-suicide, haha Oh and goodie! I just found out that I'm back in for 8am.. woo!
I was planning on starting my new found Pilates tomorrow, but now it looks like it will have to wait... haha see, it's going to end up just like the French thing, I get lazy, and it will never happen!
*T00dles*
February 3, 2008
Island Girl, she's oh so pretty. Island Girl, she's kinda sassy
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Who agrees that this 4-12 bullshit shift, is exactly that! BULLSHIT! LoL
I'm soo bored!! Although, having nothing to do give me plenty of time to keep my little bloggy on the *UpDaTeD* list.. even though, I've got nothing exciting to update her with! It's all a load of bull-plop!
The damn Mexican group that's here (yet again) aren't even giving me the usual grief
But here go's.. my sad attempt to write a semi-interesting blog to amuse and maaaaybe even entertain..
Ohh, I do have to say Congrats to the N.Y Giants, for pulling off a Super Bowl win that probably 90% of the human (and possibly Alien) population did not think they were able to pull off.
Little Eli Manning (who I might add looks like he's 12, and just fresh off the puberty wagon) managed to get some pretty nice passes in there at the end, and that last touch down that he threw was pretty much Ahhmazing.
And this is coming from me.. the person who thinks football is a waste, and just an excuse for grown men to grab other grown men's asses in those little silver spandex pants. LoL I just like to witness misery, and you don't get any more miserable then the Pats after they fucked up their 'near' Perfect Season.
Good Job boys, I bet you pissed off a lot of people that had money on you.. haha cause c'mon.. you go all season without losing a game, I'd put money on you too.
*Sigh*
Please be 12! Please be 12!
So I can go home!
Although... that just means that it's closer to me being back here for 8am :s and that SUCKS DONKEY BALLS! (big ones, with hair..)
I was looking at all this random garbage at http://sympatico.msn.ca/ LoL and I found it fun that they're making an Arrested Development movie!! I don't care what anyone says, that show kicked so much ass! Jason Bateman is soo cute ^^
Who's ever bright idea it was to cancel that show.. should be shot in the fucking head! haha it had so much potential for further greatness. Who cares if they "stole" their name from a pissed off Hip Hop group.. I'm pretty sure no one's heard of you, so let them have it bitches!!
I also found it interesting that they had a shrine of all the Stars that died before their time.. (in honour of Heath Ledger) yet when you look at them, more then half died due to drug overdose, or some other form of suicide. One cause of death was actually listed as "accidental heroin and cocaine overdose" First of all.. is that even possible? For shit like that to be "accidental" and second, should these people be rewarded with 'memorials' such as this when they took the cowards way out of life? I think not! :p Especially not when they're included in a list of people that died of tragic things that they had no control over, such as car accidents, or plane crashes.. I mean, I know they were young, and it sucks that they died, but suicide also makes them stupid, and there fore they don't deserve sympathy.It angers me a little.. LoL in case you couldn't tell..
How in the FUCK would one walk in these??
Maybe it's just me.. but that shit doesn't seem possible!
**I wish I were here instead**
Trinidad - Cuba
Ancon Beach
Ancon Hotel
32 days till Cuuuba
Can you tell how bored I was.. I even went all link happy =)
*Shoot Me*
*Title - The Beach Boys - Island Girl*
Who agrees that this 4-12 bullshit shift, is exactly that! BULLSHIT! LoL
I'm soo bored!! Although, having nothing to do give me plenty of time to keep my little bloggy on the *UpDaTeD* list.. even though, I've got nothing exciting to update her with! It's all a load of bull-plop!
The damn Mexican group that's here (yet again) aren't even giving me the usual grief
But here go's.. my sad attempt to write a semi-interesting blog to amuse and maaaaybe even entertain..
Ohh, I do have to say Congrats to the N.Y Giants, for pulling off a Super Bowl win that probably 90% of the human (and possibly Alien) population did not think they were able to pull off.
Little Eli Manning (who I might add looks like he's 12, and just fresh off the puberty wagon) managed to get some pretty nice passes in there at the end, and that last touch down that he threw was pretty much Ahhmazing.
And this is coming from me.. the person who thinks football is a waste, and just an excuse for grown men to grab other grown men's asses in those little silver spandex pants. LoL I just like to witness misery, and you don't get any more miserable then the Pats after they fucked up their 'near' Perfect Season.
Good Job boys, I bet you pissed off a lot of people that had money on you.. haha cause c'mon.. you go all season without losing a game, I'd put money on you too.
*Sigh*
Please be 12! Please be 12!
So I can go home!
Although... that just means that it's closer to me being back here for 8am :s and that SUCKS DONKEY BALLS! (big ones, with hair..)
I was looking at all this random garbage at http://sympatico.msn.ca/ LoL and I found it fun that they're making an Arrested Development movie!! I don't care what anyone says, that show kicked so much ass! Jason Bateman is soo cute ^^
Who's ever bright idea it was to cancel that show.. should be shot in the fucking head! haha it had so much potential for further greatness. Who cares if they "stole" their name from a pissed off Hip Hop group.. I'm pretty sure no one's heard of you, so let them have it bitches!!
I also found it interesting that they had a shrine of all the Stars that died before their time.. (in honour of Heath Ledger) yet when you look at them, more then half died due to drug overdose, or some other form of suicide. One cause of death was actually listed as "accidental heroin and cocaine overdose" First of all.. is that even possible? For shit like that to be "accidental" and second, should these people be rewarded with 'memorials' such as this when they took the cowards way out of life? I think not! :p Especially not when they're included in a list of people that died of tragic things that they had no control over, such as car accidents, or plane crashes.. I mean, I know they were young, and it sucks that they died, but suicide also makes them stupid, and there fore they don't deserve sympathy.It angers me a little.. LoL in case you couldn't tell..
How in the FUCK would one walk in these??
Maybe it's just me.. but that shit doesn't seem possible!
**I wish I were here instead**
Trinidad - Cuba
Ancon Beach
Ancon Hotel
32 days till Cuuuba
Can you tell how bored I was.. I even went all link happy =)
*Shoot Me*
*Title - The Beach Boys - Island Girl*
February 1, 2008
3.little.piggies.to.make.a.piggy.pie
!Happy February One Peeps!
(*) The first little piggy, his house is made of wood, he lives in a chicken, turkey, piggy neighbourhood..
I'm very disappointed! I wrote you a blog.. after I said I would.. and you haven't even read it! Big Jerky Loser :p haha
(*) The second little piggy, his house is made of brick, and this little piggy is a mother-fuckin' dick..
I've decided that I hate my job. LoL
Today, would have been like the only day I had to work this week (besides Monday) and just as I'm heading out the door, the phone rings.. "The weather man said it's pretty bad out.. so maybe you should stay home, and since I'm closer, I will work for you.. just rest for a bit and call me at like 10ish and we'll go from there"
I suppose it's good that you're all caring and such.. but I'm already awake, dressed and ready to leave, so it's not like I can go back to sleep or anything.
Ugh, no wonder my pay-cheques have been sshiiiiit(e)
(*) The last little piggy, his house is made of gold, he lives in a mansion on his own private road..
Last night I was dragged out to see Rambo.. :s LoL
Ohh lord the things I do for that boy, I will never let anyone know that I actually admitted this, but I suppose it wasn't THAT bad. Lots of people get blown up haha however Stallone (who admitted taking 'human growth horomones' for this movie) pretty much just lumbers around like a handi-cap child.. and the collective 20 lines that he has through out the entire movie are short two word sentences.. (like "go home" or "fuck off") Bravo Mr. Director! You should stick to kickin' ass Rocky style, and stay away from the director chair :p leave that to the brainy folk.
Ahh, however, seeing as I was forced to sit through this tripe.. =) LoL
(*) I might choose a gun (NO!) I might choose an axe (YES!) the carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!
(*) The first little piggy, his house is made of wood, he lives in a chicken, turkey, piggy neighbourhood..
I'm very disappointed! I wrote you a blog.. after I said I would.. and you haven't even read it! Big Jerky Loser :p haha
(*) The second little piggy, his house is made of brick, and this little piggy is a mother-fuckin' dick..
I've decided that I hate my job. LoL
Today, would have been like the only day I had to work this week (besides Monday) and just as I'm heading out the door, the phone rings.. "The weather man said it's pretty bad out.. so maybe you should stay home, and since I'm closer, I will work for you.. just rest for a bit and call me at like 10ish and we'll go from there"
I suppose it's good that you're all caring and such.. but I'm already awake, dressed and ready to leave, so it's not like I can go back to sleep or anything.
Ugh, no wonder my pay-cheques have been sshiiiiit(e)
(*) The last little piggy, his house is made of gold, he lives in a mansion on his own private road..
Last night I was dragged out to see Rambo.. :s LoL
Ohh lord the things I do for that boy, I will never let anyone know that I actually admitted this, but I suppose it wasn't THAT bad. Lots of people get blown up haha however Stallone (who admitted taking 'human growth horomones' for this movie) pretty much just lumbers around like a handi-cap child.. and the collective 20 lines that he has through out the entire movie are short two word sentences.. (like "go home" or "fuck off") Bravo Mr. Director! You should stick to kickin' ass Rocky style, and stay away from the director chair :p leave that to the brainy folk.
Ahh, however, seeing as I was forced to sit through this tripe.. =) LoL
(*) I might choose a gun (NO!) I might choose an axe (YES!) the carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!
MY GOD! This is AMAZING!
Maybe it's a bitter apple?
Maybe it's a bitter apple?
January 29, 2008
..lock the cellar door, and baby, talk dirty to me
Do you know what song that is?? ^^
Candace !!! YOU NEED TO VISIT THE DOC PRONTO !!!
I said so!!!
(If you don't I'll tell everyone that you're afraid to go due to the fact that you contracted the HERPS!) LoL
Hmm, it feels like I have a lot of stuff that needs to be included in this.. but I can't seem to remember any of it.. :s (old age?)
*pfft, don't feel like doing this now, will do it later*
[*edit*]
Wednesday
Listening to - Tiger scratching the closet, trying to get into it..
*sigh* Still don't feel like doing this, but it was promised, so there fore it must be done. Did you know that Monday was the 50th anniversary of LEGO. It was, it was.. I like LEGO.
Happy 50th LEGO! from Google!
*I'm watching The Exorcist, and it's distracting me from typing*
Remember a few blogs ago, when I was complaining about that man that was trying to order flowers at like 7:30?
Well, apparently the 2nd day they were at the hotel, they got into a huge fight that ended with him leaving in a cab back to Hammy and her staying in the room (with another man)
Anyway, the point of this story is that as he was leaving, he gave the flowers to the Night Auditor, and said "Give these to Ashley, she was such a sweet heart and she seems like the type of girl that would appreciate them a lot more then that whore"
Unfortunately I was off for the next 3 days, so i didn't get to see them :(
I think someone else took them home... the bastards! LoL
Let's see, what else..
Ummm
Ohh, my little waiter friend co worker.... he's away on vacation, and he told one of the desk girls to give me a message and it was that "he will miss me, and think about me while he's away" :s
And, I met another boy that seemed to have a crush on me hahahaha
The other day, he came down asking for pool towels, so I had someone go up and restock them. Then like 10 minutes later he came back down while I was on the phone.. and even though there was another girl there that clearly could have helped him.. he waited for me to be done, just so he could ask me if i knew the code to the fitness room. (Obviously I do.. I work there LoL) So I gave it to him, and he left again..
He came back yet again.. to tell me that his little brother had rubbed his wet bathing suit all over the mirror in the elevator.. and now it was all smudged.
I was like, why was his suit off in the elevator in the first place?? Crazzzy People :s
I believe that is all.. for now..
star.avec.leaf
Candace !!! YOU NEED TO VISIT THE DOC PRONTO !!!
I said so!!!
(If you don't I'll tell everyone that you're afraid to go due to the fact that you contracted the HERPS!) LoL
Hmm, it feels like I have a lot of stuff that needs to be included in this.. but I can't seem to remember any of it.. :s (old age?)
*pfft, don't feel like doing this now, will do it later*
[*edit*]
Wednesday
Listening to - Tiger scratching the closet, trying to get into it..
*sigh* Still don't feel like doing this, but it was promised, so there fore it must be done. Did you know that Monday was the 50th anniversary of LEGO. It was, it was.. I like LEGO.
Happy 50th LEGO! from Google!
*I'm watching The Exorcist, and it's distracting me from typing*
Remember a few blogs ago, when I was complaining about that man that was trying to order flowers at like 7:30?
Well, apparently the 2nd day they were at the hotel, they got into a huge fight that ended with him leaving in a cab back to Hammy and her staying in the room (with another man)
Anyway, the point of this story is that as he was leaving, he gave the flowers to the Night Auditor, and said "Give these to Ashley, she was such a sweet heart and she seems like the type of girl that would appreciate them a lot more then that whore"
Unfortunately I was off for the next 3 days, so i didn't get to see them :(
I think someone else took them home... the bastards! LoL
Let's see, what else..
Ummm
Ohh, my little waiter friend co worker.... he's away on vacation, and he told one of the desk girls to give me a message and it was that "he will miss me, and think about me while he's away" :s
And, I met another boy that seemed to have a crush on me hahahaha
The other day, he came down asking for pool towels, so I had someone go up and restock them. Then like 10 minutes later he came back down while I was on the phone.. and even though there was another girl there that clearly could have helped him.. he waited for me to be done, just so he could ask me if i knew the code to the fitness room. (Obviously I do.. I work there LoL) So I gave it to him, and he left again..
He came back yet again.. to tell me that his little brother had rubbed his wet bathing suit all over the mirror in the elevator.. and now it was all smudged.
I was like, why was his suit off in the elevator in the first place?? Crazzzy People :s
I believe that is all.. for now..
star.avec.leaf
January 28, 2008
I'm one crazy mofo, I had to pop a cop cuz he wasn't givin me my props in Oak Town!
That will ALWAYS be the greatest quote of all time! Followed very closely by everything that ever came out of Dane Cook's lips.. haha
Medieval Times..
My Sister & I
My Mum
Brat with the Suit of Armour
I really like this picture (for some reason..)
Some Fun Lights
Dancing Horses
Horse Tricks
The Black & White Knight (he was our's and a HOTTIE)
Hottie Knight
The King
Hmm ? (possibly the King again?)
Ooo reg fog!
Ugh, my stupid camera died on me, so I had to use the camera on my celly (which is APPARENTLY the BEST celly that Telus sells..) You judge by the pictures it takes..
Our Knight fighting the Green Knight
Black & White after he KICKED GREEN'S ASS
Ugh, these pictures are horrid, I don't feel like putting them all up :s But they're on my Photobucket if you really want to see them (don't know why anyone would..) haha
**I HATE YOU TELUS**
P.S. Candia, I stole your (2) Facebook pictures from K-Stortz's birfday.. cuz I agree!! I love them! Especially the one of you and I LoL "we are sexy bitches!"
Loooove!
I just wanna see some, paalm trees! [music.note]
38 days till I'm on the beach
Happy [late] Birthday Rob!! [Jan. 27]
Medieval Times..
My Sister & I
My Mum
Brat with the Suit of Armour
I really like this picture (for some reason..)
Some Fun Lights
Dancing Horses
Horse Tricks
The Black & White Knight (he was our's and a HOTTIE)
Hottie Knight
The King
Hmm ? (possibly the King again?)
Ooo reg fog!
Ugh, my stupid camera died on me, so I had to use the camera on my celly (which is APPARENTLY the BEST celly that Telus sells..) You judge by the pictures it takes..
Our Knight fighting the Green Knight
Black & White after he KICKED GREEN'S ASS
Ugh, these pictures are horrid, I don't feel like putting them all up :s But they're on my Photobucket if you really want to see them (don't know why anyone would..) haha
**I HATE YOU TELUS**
P.S. Candia, I stole your (2) Facebook pictures from K-Stortz's birfday.. cuz I agree!! I love them! Especially the one of you and I LoL "we are sexy bitches!"
Loooove!
I just wanna see some, paalm trees! [music.note]
38 days till I'm on the beach
Happy [late] Birthday Rob!! [Jan. 27]
January 22, 2008
you.can't.learn.to.tell.the.truth.until.you.learn.to.lie
Saturday 19th
What a waste of a night.. being at work! BlaH!
It all started with the lady of the house insisting that we needed another server in the dining room for the am, and lovely thing, she left it up to me to call them. Well, I called them all, and got no answer, so my last resort was "M" LoL
Now, he's pleasent and all, but he's a bit of a whore (a married whore at that..) and he loooves to make his little 'comments' to me about ...you know... :s
Anyway, I had to call him, thank god there was no answer haha
He ended up calling me back to tell me he couldn't work, (by this time, I'd found someone else anyway) and he made sure to end the conversation with "I'll think about you tonight when I'm with my wife" Can you say creeeeepy!!
I also found out that apparently I need a 'babysitter' when I'm here alone at night. LoL
I found it a little odd when the night man showed up, seeing as he's usually only here on Fridays and Saturdays cuz it's slow being winter and such. When I asked him what he was doing here, he had no clue either, he said he was just asked to come in.When I was talking to him later that night, he told me that it was my fault that he was here, because Mrs didn't want me to be alone at night due to the someone that I'm pretty sure I've mentioned before.
In a way, I guess it's cute that she's worried about me, but at the same time, it scares the shit outta me.. that she is THAT worried that something might happen. (The boy is not impressed by this at all haha, he's threatened to break jaws.. and hips)
I'm honestly kinda thinkin' that I need to find a job that doesn't have so many creepers.. LoL cuz really, there's a lot of them here! I thought F.E. was bad, this place comes pretty close, only I have to work with these ones! :s
Then there was the man that wanted everything.. he wanted extra towels, shampoo, soap, shower caps, lotion, etc... and of course he couldn't ask for this shit all at once, he had to keep coming back for each and every little thing.
Then he came back demanding free breakfast, because the CAA book said it was offered..
I explained to him that this is only true when you book through the hotel, or through CAA not when you book online, as well as the breakfast that's given is only continental.. nothing fancy. Well, that wasn't good enough, I finally ended up giving it to him, just to shut him up, and make him leave.
Did this work? NO! He stood there for like another 10 minutes (with his whole freak clan) "Well, what's included? Do you get cheese? Do you get this, do you get that? Do you get yogurt?" His wife looked at him and was like "Yogurt? You don't even eat yogurt at home, why would you want it here?" And his answer... "It doesn't matter if I eat it or not, they should still have it!"
Ohhh this man! I wanted to kill him from the start, but after that little comment, I wanted to hop the counter and strangle his fat ass!
The god damn breakfast is CONTINENTAL! You get basic shit... cereal, toast, muffin, juice.. you get it tubby?! Now leave! LoL
Monday 21st
I effing got lectured by the fatty at the gas station..I pull in to get gas, and after he pumped it, he comes over.. (talking to me like I'm nothing but a dumb little girl) and he was all like "How do you wash your car?" I looked at him, and was like, well.. as you can tell I haven't.. it's been to cold, but I usually take it to the car wash, or wash it in my drive way..." Then he was like "Oh, do you use a brush? You shouldn't do that, cuz I can notice some scratches especially on your trunk" By now I was getting mad, cuz he wouldn't shut up and I was going to be late for work. Then he was like "I can show you if you want" I looked at him, and was like "No, I'm going to be late for work.. I use a mitt to wash my car, and I didn't buy it new, so they were probably there from before" I wanted to say I pay you to pump gas, not flap your lips jack-ass!
UGH it just made me so angry.. just because of the way he was talking to me. I wanted to run his ass over! LoL
Should have been at home, watching PRISON BREAK!! But nooooo..... I had to be at work, doing NOTHING! Well, not exactly nothing... dealing with a bunch of people who did not speak english, and couldn't grasp the concept of using their phone cards in the god damn room phones.
Don't worry, it gets better, they discovered that one man had a celly... so they all gathered down in my lobby, and they were all yelling, and such. Then when they finally started using the phone, they were using it in that damn walkie-talkie mode with the *beep-beep* and they were all yelling into it, I guess you can't use a phone that way, unless you as well as the person on the other end scream at the top of their lungs (which I wanted to rip out)
I swear.. nothing annoys me more then people who insist on using their phone that way.
I even had the Frenchie bus driver of the group comes down asking for numbers of places that would deliver food... no problem, I gave him some numbers... then he was like "you call for me?" Uhh, no, you know what you want, I don't read minds, you fuckin' call yourself! Anyway, he sort of stomped away all huffy.. and I wanted to smack the bitch.What the hell do I look like?! I ain't ordering food for you so that you can sit there and yell in my ear what you want, with me having to relay it to the poor bastard on the other end. Fuck that Shit!
*UgH*
Then dude from room 6 comes and asks me the same thing! "Could you call and order flowers for me, it's my wife and I's first Anniversary"
1) Don't you think you should have done this ahead of time? Seeing as it's now like 7:30 and there's a good chance that most places will be closed? Did you forget or something?
and
2) It's not my anniversary, therefore it's not my job to do your dirty work :p order them your damn self! *jerk*
This man pretty much caused me nothing but grief all night.. super nice guy and everything, but he liked to complain, and tell me how other hotels he's stayed in are better then this one. BUDDY.. no one's keepin' you here, if they're soo much better, by all means, get the fuck outta here, and go to your precious Hilton, or dirrty B&B
It never fails! The phone is silent.. until I'm on it making a reservation or something, then it rings nonstop.
** I think I'm just bitter **
LoL
44 dayss till Cuuuba
P.S. Candace.. Great picture!!! haha
What a waste of a night.. being at work! BlaH!
It all started with the lady of the house insisting that we needed another server in the dining room for the am, and lovely thing, she left it up to me to call them. Well, I called them all, and got no answer, so my last resort was "M" LoL
Now, he's pleasent and all, but he's a bit of a whore (a married whore at that..) and he loooves to make his little 'comments' to me about ...you know... :s
Anyway, I had to call him, thank god there was no answer haha
He ended up calling me back to tell me he couldn't work, (by this time, I'd found someone else anyway) and he made sure to end the conversation with "I'll think about you tonight when I'm with my wife" Can you say creeeeepy!!
I also found out that apparently I need a 'babysitter' when I'm here alone at night. LoL
I found it a little odd when the night man showed up, seeing as he's usually only here on Fridays and Saturdays cuz it's slow being winter and such. When I asked him what he was doing here, he had no clue either, he said he was just asked to come in.When I was talking to him later that night, he told me that it was my fault that he was here, because Mrs didn't want me to be alone at night due to the someone that I'm pretty sure I've mentioned before.
In a way, I guess it's cute that she's worried about me, but at the same time, it scares the shit outta me.. that she is THAT worried that something might happen. (The boy is not impressed by this at all haha, he's threatened to break jaws.. and hips)
I'm honestly kinda thinkin' that I need to find a job that doesn't have so many creepers.. LoL cuz really, there's a lot of them here! I thought F.E. was bad, this place comes pretty close, only I have to work with these ones! :s
Then there was the man that wanted everything.. he wanted extra towels, shampoo, soap, shower caps, lotion, etc... and of course he couldn't ask for this shit all at once, he had to keep coming back for each and every little thing.
Then he came back demanding free breakfast, because the CAA book said it was offered..
I explained to him that this is only true when you book through the hotel, or through CAA not when you book online, as well as the breakfast that's given is only continental.. nothing fancy. Well, that wasn't good enough, I finally ended up giving it to him, just to shut him up, and make him leave.
Did this work? NO! He stood there for like another 10 minutes (with his whole freak clan) "Well, what's included? Do you get cheese? Do you get this, do you get that? Do you get yogurt?" His wife looked at him and was like "Yogurt? You don't even eat yogurt at home, why would you want it here?" And his answer... "It doesn't matter if I eat it or not, they should still have it!"
Ohhh this man! I wanted to kill him from the start, but after that little comment, I wanted to hop the counter and strangle his fat ass!
The god damn breakfast is CONTINENTAL! You get basic shit... cereal, toast, muffin, juice.. you get it tubby?! Now leave! LoL
Monday 21st
I effing got lectured by the fatty at the gas station..I pull in to get gas, and after he pumped it, he comes over.. (talking to me like I'm nothing but a dumb little girl) and he was all like "How do you wash your car?" I looked at him, and was like, well.. as you can tell I haven't.. it's been to cold, but I usually take it to the car wash, or wash it in my drive way..." Then he was like "Oh, do you use a brush? You shouldn't do that, cuz I can notice some scratches especially on your trunk" By now I was getting mad, cuz he wouldn't shut up and I was going to be late for work. Then he was like "I can show you if you want" I looked at him, and was like "No, I'm going to be late for work.. I use a mitt to wash my car, and I didn't buy it new, so they were probably there from before" I wanted to say I pay you to pump gas, not flap your lips jack-ass!
UGH it just made me so angry.. just because of the way he was talking to me. I wanted to run his ass over! LoL
Should have been at home, watching PRISON BREAK!! But nooooo..... I had to be at work, doing NOTHING! Well, not exactly nothing... dealing with a bunch of people who did not speak english, and couldn't grasp the concept of using their phone cards in the god damn room phones.
Don't worry, it gets better, they discovered that one man had a celly... so they all gathered down in my lobby, and they were all yelling, and such. Then when they finally started using the phone, they were using it in that damn walkie-talkie mode with the *beep-beep* and they were all yelling into it, I guess you can't use a phone that way, unless you as well as the person on the other end scream at the top of their lungs (which I wanted to rip out)
I swear.. nothing annoys me more then people who insist on using their phone that way.
I even had the Frenchie bus driver of the group comes down asking for numbers of places that would deliver food... no problem, I gave him some numbers... then he was like "you call for me?" Uhh, no, you know what you want, I don't read minds, you fuckin' call yourself! Anyway, he sort of stomped away all huffy.. and I wanted to smack the bitch.What the hell do I look like?! I ain't ordering food for you so that you can sit there and yell in my ear what you want, with me having to relay it to the poor bastard on the other end. Fuck that Shit!
*UgH*
Then dude from room 6 comes and asks me the same thing! "Could you call and order flowers for me, it's my wife and I's first Anniversary"
1) Don't you think you should have done this ahead of time? Seeing as it's now like 7:30 and there's a good chance that most places will be closed? Did you forget or something?
and
2) It's not my anniversary, therefore it's not my job to do your dirty work :p order them your damn self! *jerk*
This man pretty much caused me nothing but grief all night.. super nice guy and everything, but he liked to complain, and tell me how other hotels he's stayed in are better then this one. BUDDY.. no one's keepin' you here, if they're soo much better, by all means, get the fuck outta here, and go to your precious Hilton, or dirrty B&B
It never fails! The phone is silent.. until I'm on it making a reservation or something, then it rings nonstop.
** I think I'm just bitter **
LoL
44 dayss till Cuuuba
P.S. Candace.. Great picture!!! haha
January 16, 2008
I work hard for the money!
That's a laugh and a half!
WoW, work is soo boring! It is now 5:31pm.. I've been here since 4:00 and I feel like a thousand years have passed.. :s please someone kill me!!
Honestly, it's so quiet, other then the occassional ringing of the phone, the only noise I have to keep me sane, is the faint 80s music, the vibrating of this damn cell phone (which I loathe, and I want mine back!) and the chimes of the grand-father clock that everyone seems to think is just soo pretty.
Candace, I'm writing this as I'm talking to you.... I'm quite enjoying our little chat of the AWESOMENESS of Howard the Duck. I don't care what you say! He's amazing! haha and I have no idea why I have this urge to watch that movie.. but I just looked for it on amazon.ca and sadly, they only have it on VHS. I guess not enough people have the same amount of respect for him that I do to warrent making the move to DVD eh.. that's sad.
It's really sad that right now, I'd actually kill for some late night, creepy F.E hotel action.. at least it provided me with some sort of sick entertainment.Although, last night, I did get some late night F.E action... but it wasn't of the hotel persuasion... ;) but no worries, I will leave it at that. Other wise, I may be looked upon with some degree of shame. LoL I think that's definately only a Marina story.
Speaking of Marina.... where the hell is she??? I haven't talked to her in like forever! Not since I yelled at her for not seeing her over Christmas.
I just had some bag of douche call me, looking for prices on rooms for February 16th... Valentines weekend, and he was bitching that the prices are a little more pricey. Listen bucko every horny man and his wife (or 'other woman') are looking for rooms to get away from their little kiddies, and have some naughty V-Day rompage. And I don't set the prices, I do as I'm told.. so don't whine to me for you being a cheap fuck (haha that just seemed to fit with the whole talking of V-Day romping and all)I wonder if the contraction of STDs and other diseases goes up on V-Day?? They should do a poll, and maybe rename it "VD-Day" LoL
Ohh god, sometimes my sence of humour kills me.
* I wish I had one of those Fill Out Thingies.. *
I miss filling them out pour vous
Ahhh well.... maybe next time eh.....
star.avec.leaf
WoW, work is soo boring! It is now 5:31pm.. I've been here since 4:00 and I feel like a thousand years have passed.. :s please someone kill me!!
Honestly, it's so quiet, other then the occassional ringing of the phone, the only noise I have to keep me sane, is the faint 80s music, the vibrating of this damn cell phone (which I loathe, and I want mine back!) and the chimes of the grand-father clock that everyone seems to think is just soo pretty.
Candace, I'm writing this as I'm talking to you.... I'm quite enjoying our little chat of the AWESOMENESS of Howard the Duck. I don't care what you say! He's amazing! haha and I have no idea why I have this urge to watch that movie.. but I just looked for it on amazon.ca and sadly, they only have it on VHS. I guess not enough people have the same amount of respect for him that I do to warrent making the move to DVD eh.. that's sad.
It's really sad that right now, I'd actually kill for some late night, creepy F.E hotel action.. at least it provided me with some sort of sick entertainment.Although, last night, I did get some late night F.E action... but it wasn't of the hotel persuasion... ;) but no worries, I will leave it at that. Other wise, I may be looked upon with some degree of shame. LoL I think that's definately only a Marina story.
Speaking of Marina.... where the hell is she??? I haven't talked to her in like forever! Not since I yelled at her for not seeing her over Christmas.
I just had some bag of douche call me, looking for prices on rooms for February 16th... Valentines weekend, and he was bitching that the prices are a little more pricey. Listen bucko every horny man and his wife (or 'other woman') are looking for rooms to get away from their little kiddies, and have some naughty V-Day rompage. And I don't set the prices, I do as I'm told.. so don't whine to me for you being a cheap fuck (haha that just seemed to fit with the whole talking of V-Day romping and all)I wonder if the contraction of STDs and other diseases goes up on V-Day?? They should do a poll, and maybe rename it "VD-Day" LoL
Ohh god, sometimes my sence of humour kills me.
* I wish I had one of those Fill Out Thingies.. *
I miss filling them out pour vous
Ahhh well.... maybe next time eh.....
star.avec.leaf
January 13, 2008
That's what you get.. when you let your heart win
Sorry!!!
I came home after my little Telus visit.. and went to sleep, haha I was soo tired.
-I miss my phone already! Even though I did nothing but curse it on a saily basis due to the fact that it's SHIT (though according to Telus, 'There best phone') This loaner phone is LAAAME and I don't like it! It's so fat and awkward! :(
This isn't much, it just made me laugh so I felt the need to share it with you :) I was extremely bord at work today, so I was looking up all the random hotels in the Falls, and what sort of fun packages they offer. This one took the cake!
First: Look at the deal *Deal*
(it's kinda crappy.. but it basically says "blah blah blah $20 in Esso Gas")
I just thought it was funny, cuz the first thing that popped into my brain was "Stay with us at *******! We give you gas!"
What better way to get the peeps into your hotel eh!
Also, there were these really odd Hill-Billy type folk in my lobby today, for like an hour "waiting for their ride" and they were talking quite loudly about masturbation.. and how cuuute one of my co-workers were..
Yeeeeah, the one chick was like 300 lbs, and all 3 chicks looked like they played for the wrong team. However they thought "my work cutie" was a cutie.. LoL figure that one out!
**53 Days**
PS: Candace, I'm gonna buy you this...... it will help solve your little problem HAHA (hell, I'd buy it for me..) :p
*Click Here for your Prezzie* (and love it!)
Kisses
I came home after my little Telus visit.. and went to sleep, haha I was soo tired.
-I miss my phone already! Even though I did nothing but curse it on a saily basis due to the fact that it's SHIT (though according to Telus, 'There best phone') This loaner phone is LAAAME and I don't like it! It's so fat and awkward! :(
This isn't much, it just made me laugh so I felt the need to share it with you :) I was extremely bord at work today, so I was looking up all the random hotels in the Falls, and what sort of fun packages they offer. This one took the cake!
First: Look at the deal *Deal*
(it's kinda crappy.. but it basically says "blah blah blah $20 in Esso Gas")
I just thought it was funny, cuz the first thing that popped into my brain was "Stay with us at *******! We give you gas!"
What better way to get the peeps into your hotel eh!
Also, there were these really odd Hill-Billy type folk in my lobby today, for like an hour "waiting for their ride" and they were talking quite loudly about masturbation.. and how cuuute one of my co-workers were..
Yeeeeah, the one chick was like 300 lbs, and all 3 chicks looked like they played for the wrong team. However they thought "my work cutie" was a cutie.. LoL figure that one out!
**53 Days**
PS: Candace, I'm gonna buy you this...... it will help solve your little problem HAHA (hell, I'd buy it for me..) :p
*Click Here for your Prezzie* (and love it!)
Kisses
January 9, 2008
in.the.business.of.misery.let's.take.it.from.the.top
Candace.. I'm sorry that I haven't been writing, I have nothing fun or exciting to write about :(
Ummm..... Like you said, it's now 57 days till Cuuuuuba !! I'm tres, tres excited
I drew this (pour vous) -> ******
So like... no LOVE it!
Hmm, yeah, I really ain't got shit for this thing.
How about I sing to you! I haven't done that in a while and a bit :) LoL
Now the question is however, what do I sing to you..
Ooooo, I like this song! Thank you iTunes!
You can't quit until you try,
You can't live until you die.
You can't learn to tell the truth,
Until you learn to lie..
You can't breathe until you choke,
You gotta laugh when you're the joke.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Just open your eyes,
Just open your eyes,
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry, at my funeral... [music.note]
aaaaaaaaaand that's enough hahahaha
I think that successfully took up a nice little chunk of bloggy space eh. But I grow bored of this, so for now, this will have to do!
I will write you a super-fantabulous blog when I have something more exciting to write about!
[.like the whole me and twice last night, and once this morning thing. and that was after i may or may not have introduced my knee to a face (which was a COMPLETE accident!!) he should learn not to pin and tickle LoL.]
But your little eyes are to sensitive for stories such as this ;) So that will have to wait till you're older
This is too cuuute!! {So watch it!}
The Cat & The Crow
(did you send that link to me?? I can't remember...)
star.avec.leaf x 47,000
Ummm..... Like you said, it's now 57 days till Cuuuuuba !! I'm tres, tres excited
I drew this (pour vous) -> ******
So like... no LOVE it!
Hmm, yeah, I really ain't got shit for this thing.
How about I sing to you! I haven't done that in a while and a bit :) LoL
Now the question is however, what do I sing to you..
Ooooo, I like this song! Thank you iTunes!
You can't quit until you try,
You can't live until you die.
You can't learn to tell the truth,
Until you learn to lie..
You can't breathe until you choke,
You gotta laugh when you're the joke.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Just open your eyes,
Just open your eyes,
And see that life is beautiful.
Will you swear on your life,
That no one will cry, at my funeral... [music.note]
aaaaaaaaaand that's enough hahahaha
I think that successfully took up a nice little chunk of bloggy space eh. But I grow bored of this, so for now, this will have to do!
I will write you a super-fantabulous blog when I have something more exciting to write about!
[.like the whole me and twice last night, and once this morning thing. and that was after i may or may not have introduced my knee to a face (which was a COMPLETE accident!!) he should learn not to pin and tickle LoL.]
But your little eyes are to sensitive for stories such as this ;) So that will have to wait till you're older
This is too cuuute!! {So watch it!}
The Cat & The Crow
(did you send that link to me?? I can't remember...)
star.avec.leaf x 47,000
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