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    February 28, 2008

    ..."Fuck my life"

    Ok... some people are just EFFED!
    I got a call from this chick, asking if we had 'conjoining' rooms. Uhh sweet heart, I think you mean ADJOINING it's not a fetus! Then I explained to her that the only 'conjoined' rooms we have have a balcony, and a view of the river (the smelly, yucky body filled river)
    Then she went on to tell me that she couldn't make reservations because 'she doesn't own a credit card' Ok.. then why are you wasting my time?!
    Anyway, she calls back like a minute later and was like "Oh, I forgot to ask, do these rooms have balconies?" (I already explained this to you!) Yes they do. "Both of them?" ....Are you serious?! What part of THE ONLY ROOMS WE HAVE WITH A CONNECTING DOOR HAVE A BALCONY AND VIEW OF THE RIVER did you not understand?! Just for you honey, I'm going to have them remove one of them.. m'kay
    Like my god, are people born this retarded, or do they need to suffer some form of major head trauma??

    This is great!
    WARNING! Soldiers should NOT post on Facebook..

    And the Facebook hits just keep on comin!
    I'm a REAL Prince! I swear!

    Nothing beats that Mary Poppins shit though!!
    Forget the fact that she has a FLYING UMBRELLA! That bitch lied to Dick Van Dyke! :p

    1 comment:

    Anonymous said...

    The thing about the soldiers makes complete sense since it could be a national security issue; but I wouldn't take it completely out of context like the article makes it seem.

    As for the prince thing; that's just too amazing.

    Not as amazing as my oh-so-awesome Mary Poppins find ;)