You're so vain, I bet you think this blog is about you (don't you, don't you)

My god...
ok, we all know that I'm nosey, so I was lookin' around on the one computer at work, and what do I stumble across - a picture of a HUGE wang - it was even cleverly hidden with a title of "huge_dick" :s I think you need to try harder!

Now, keep in mind that the back office was occupied at the time by a little someone I like to call my boss! Like honestly, what is wrong with the place?! Who keeps pictures of dicks on work PCs (well, other then the fucked up chick that I worked with in FE.. who used the work PC to look up pictures of nasty shit) but my god! I was so shocked.. I didn't know what to do, so I closed it quickly before anyone saw what I was looking at
.....then opened it again for one last quick peek...... lmao

Fuck, I'm bored!
I feel like writing, but it's soo god damn quiet, I have nothing to write about. That makes me sad.
And of course, nothing could top my Gassy Lady story - holy hell, that made my life!

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Fuck Snow!! Can't wait for CUBA!! 8 days!! :)
Speaking of snow, ever notice how people drive like fucktards in it? I was on my way home from FE this morning, and this jack ass almost slid right into me on my street! God damn purple topaz like car... if you would have hit me, you don't even want to know the misery I would cause you! You don't want the Wrath of Ash!

It's pretty sad though, when roads by my house were far worse then the FE ones, we had like way more snow and the roads were a mess. FE usually gets like 10 times more snow then we do... and they were on the ball for once.

B.O.R.E.D
I'm making play lists for my iPod.. haha cause I have nothing better to do!
Right now, I'm working on a - Hits of the 70s - LoL (kill me)

This is some of the random shit that gets delivered to my hotel every week viz something called 'Weekly Coffee News'

A 21 year old dude apparently attacked some painting in Milwaukee..
"he wondered around the Art Museum for like 3 hours, before taking off his shirt and attacking a painting called 'The Triumph of David' done by Ottavio Vannini in like the 1640s. The painting portrays the final part of the biblical David and Goliath story and is worth $300,000. When questioned the guy said that the image of David holding the severed head of Goliath 'disturbed' him. One of the museum employees said that no one has ever seen a visitor attack a painting before."
Ooook... I think buddy, if you're attacking art, there's a lot more disturbing you then a severed head. *Nut-Bar* and I should sure hope that no one has ever watched a painting be attacked before, there can't be more then one freak that would attempt that! But to go that little extra mile, and remove the shirt.. that says he means business right there. LoL "I'm gonna fuck you up canvas!"

I got called KIDDO haha I made a reservation for some dude, and when he was done, he was like "Ok, thanks Kiddo, see you.. (whenever he's coming in?)" It was pretty amazing.

Ok, it needs to stop snowing! Like pronto!I love the old, "if the weather is bad, just spend the night.." Yeah, ok... I wouldn't spend the night here like ever, I prefer my own bed thank you.I do really want to go swimming though, maybe tonight after work, I'll go up there.. (I've only been saying that for how long now)

We need to do something before I leave!! I'll be gone for TWO weeks jerk face!!So let me know!! FB or TXT me!!

I need breakfast... well... more breakfast... :p

~*~ !!HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL!! ~*~