Hey little thing, let me light your candle, cuz mama I'm sure hard to handle now... (yes I am)

(I have that song stuck in my head... it's wonderful lol)
Candace, this is for you.. since you always bitch and whine ( :p ) that I neeever have a new blog....
(even though you don't deserve it, cuz you wouldn't come visit me a-hole) :(

Work is going to be slow, and boring as hell, so I figured it's the perfect time.. well, that and because I have a story that is funny as hell.

I don't know if you're aware or not, but I travelled (with my mom) to Pittsburgh over the weekend, to visit my dear Ethan (remember the gay boy from Vegas?) and my mom's "lawyer" friend because they have a wonderfully amazing super awesome Haunted House that they put on every Hallow e'en for charity. Which by the way, if you're ever in the area you TOTALLY need to check it out, because it makes the garbage ones around here look like turd. That's right, big monkey turd!

Anyway, so we went there on Saturday and met all the super nice people that put the house on, and then we went out with them to a super fun bar - Jekyll and Hyde - it was all done up for Hallow e'en and such (which is a little odd, seeing as Hallow e'en is actually on a Friday this year, but whatever)I got drinking with Ethan, and the other Haunted House people.. Ethan just kept feeding me shots, half of which I had no idea what they contained.. but his answer for that was "Honey, at this point does it really matter? Just drink it" Not having eaten since lunch.. (aside from some deep-fried oreos *yumm*) this was baaaad! haha I pretty much threw up all over Pittsburgh.

I made it outside the bar, and was sitting on some fake hay bails.. and I vomited. (Did I mention that I had two people taking care of me, that I had just met a few hours ago)... haha one was holding my hair, and rubbing my back, and the other was holding my purse so I didn't throw up in it. Great first impression eh?!

And then my idiot mom decides that she needs to go to ..Primanti Brother's.. - this "famous" Pittsburgh restaurant that puts your coleslaw and fries right on your sandwich :s - But yeah, I was like NOOO I need to go to sleep now! But she just had to have it, so she (being a little drunk herself) and the 'lawyer' put me in the back seat of his car and drive to this stupid place.

*For the Record.. I WARNED them!*

I got out of the car, and threw up all over the sidewalk, then walked through the door, and threw up all over the floor, walked down the stairs to the bathroom, go to open the door, and these two skanks were in there "sorry, it's occupied" that's what the bitches said to me (if I had the ability to puke on command, I so would have done it on them hoes) so I was like fuck it.. and went into the guys bathroom haha

Needless to say, after all that, she didn't end up getting her sandwich.. (I probably would have thrown up on it just for spite in making me go there, when I said it wasn't a good idea)

Anyhow, we finally got back to the hotel, I threw up some more... then went to sleep.
The next day I found out that I wasn't the only one who had a bad night, haha Ethan fell down his stairs, and slept at the bottom of them.

* Look If You Dare *