Little Bit of This, Little Bit of That..

I was throwing out a bunch of shit, when I came across a whole treasure chest of little notes I had left myself when retards did something retarded at the hotel.. and I was just to lazy to blog about them.
Candace - know that I do this.... because I love you :p haha
(and when I use the word 'retard' I say it with nothing but good intentions. So anyone that wants to say anything about it can fuck off)

I do have more.. but once again, there's that whole laziness thing, and I just don't feel like typing them right now. So T.S.

(*) Fax de Supreme - addressed to: 'The wielder of decisive power' hmm around here, that's a scary thing! No one should have decisive power!

(*) The lady, that thinks the world owes her something simply because of the fact that she lives in Ottawa... and demands that she should get free wireless Internet due to that fact.
- Yeah, we have this magical switch behind the desk here that says "To give free wireless to bitches from Ottawa, Press Here" *douche*

(*) Don't you just LOVE when people book smoking rooms, and then they check in with babies, or young kiddies. I mean, it's not enough that you're filling your body with that shit, but to make the little ones breathe that in when they have no choice, kudos to you!!

(*) Can't forget the creeper that spent the night with his puppets. That's right, PUPPETS! The man that could "do any voice of any cartoon character" Then he proceeded to make me listen to how amazing his impersonations were... several of them in fact. Let me tell you, they were crap - I mean complete and udder shit. A blind-deaf-mute could have done better, and that's after you punched him in the guts.

(*) Cheap Ass Old Fucks - "Oh $68 is the cheapest you have? We're on a budget and we're looking for cheaper"
Well then bud, you shouldn't be travelling and staying in hotels if you're that god-damn poor. Oh, and another thing, good luck finding something cheaper around here this time of year... unless of course you try the roach motels up on Lundys. Word of advice, bring bug spray... and maybe sleep in your car.

Ode to Dumb Americans Everywhere

I'm pretty sure it's one of my most favourite things when you get the bitter old men that come down and just rant about society, and how it's so pitiful - while their existence is so wonderfully perfect - just like them.
They always have to get right into their whole philosophy on the stupid people, every time it's like they've rehearsed it just to sound like they have some form of education that goes beyond 2nd grade and all the years on the pig farm.
However, in the end, it all boils down to one thing - Americans are Dumb.

Classic Words of Wisdom -
"Do y'all really say 'eh' like in the movie Strange Brew?"
"What time do they turn off the Falls?"
"Oh, so you guys are on United States time here?"
"How far is Nova Scotia from here? ... Oh, it's more then a couple hours drive?"

Two Words : "WASH-RAGS" - please for the love of God tell me, WHO WASHES WITH RAGS?! I mean, when I hear the word rag, I associate it with something that is full of oil, and found on the garage floor... that you may have to use a little force to pick up due to it being stuck there with who knows what, not something that I want to be touching to my face.

You HAVE to watch the new 30 second Bunnies! Superbad is amazing!

** Happy (late) Birthday **

Car(o)li(n)e - Nov. 10th
Ethan - Nov. 11th
Mina (my super awesome b-day twin) and ME - Nov. 16th

..: love.you.muffin :..