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    February 14, 2008

    Happy Hallmark aka V(D) Day

    I've got like a whole week of (non-important, useless) shizzet that needs to be blogged about... but I'm just to damn lazy to do it.
    I figured that since tonight there are a whole 6 rooms in the hotel, I would have nothing better to do with my time.
    The only question is where to start?

    Let's go with the fact that in 21 days, I will be in the sun :) The nice hot sun, drunk outta my mind.. and having lots of beach "breakfast" :D Woo!
    Seriously, is it possible for me to not be excited?!
    I can't wait! 2 whole weeks of yay!

    *ugh, I swear, it's stupid day today! Maybe it's because people are sooo excited about Valentines Day.. they're blinded with love.. *gag* Gimmie a break! Stupid useless Hallmark "Holiday" bullshit*
    As I told Miss Mina-Bo-Bina: my quote/philosophy of the day - "You can't truely love someone, until they've been inside you" LoL
    No amount of V(D) Day is gonna help the whole 'Love' Thing
    I think this is gooood to know! LoL

    These weird people checked out of room 319 the other day, and I was looking over their bill, which included their movie selections. Let me tell ya, there was quite a vast selection there haha
    *Charlie Wilson's War
    *The Heartbreak Kid
    *Michael Clayton
    *American Gangster
    *Screw my Husband
    *Explicit Sex
    *Blades of Glory
    *Raw Sex
    *Knocked Up
    *Blades of Glory (again)
    *Night at the Museum
    Gotta love the random porn thrown in there eh, granted most of these movies were only half (if that) watched.. then they would pick something else, and expect to be refunded.. But who doesn't love going from Explicit Sex to Blades of Glory to Raw Sex :p I guess they needed some "cool down" time (it's not a damn tredmill people!)

    This was the same day that there were a group of old people in the hotel. Of course you know how I feel about old people... I HATE THEM!With in 5 minutes of checking in, the phone was ringing with them demanding extra crap. "We need extra towels, we need extra blankets, pillows and glasses" blah blah blah - when I brought them their extra glasses, (sorry 'cups') well.. that was just uncalled for. "Those are coffee cups, not glasses, we asked for glasses" Last time I checked, you can still put liquid in them, and put it to your lips to make said liquid go down your throat. Am I wrong? Take the god damn cups and like them! Christ!

    Then there was the cranky ass diabetic lady, who called me screaming that she was supposed to have a fridge put in her room (which she was, and I think it was over-looked in the AM just out of spite.. but that's another issue)Anyway she's yelling for a fridge, I'm the only one here, so I have to bring it to her... the damn things weigh more then I do... I finally manage to get it onto the little cart, and drag it across to the lobby, get in half way through the door, then this old man gets off the elevator and starts bitching about the door being open "it's to cold!" The fridge goes flying off the cart, and rolls across the lobby... I was really hoping it would have hit that man, but sadly, it did not :(
    I am really surprised that they thing still worked though haha

    When they came back from the Casino that night, they were all cheery.. I guess blowing all their money puts them in a good mood or something. Then they started ravaging the Cinnamon Hearts (which still make me want to kill myself by the way LoL) There was one man that wasn't interested in the hearts.. and he got ridiculed for it. After they had raped my whole Cinnamon Heart stash, they got into the elevator and one woman says "you know, there's probably a weight restriction in this elevator..." then this cute little old man yells "ahhh just close the door and shut up!"

    *Also, a first - A lady (late 60s early 70s) used the word "GHETTO" which I thought was amusing.. even more so because she was using to to describe the shady area across the border HAHA

    I checked these 2 girls in earlier... and a few hours later, they came down asking how to get to Rumours, I told them, and they were on their way. They weren't gone an hour, and I see them walking back up the drive way... they came in and were like "where's another place we can drink?" I don't know if they got tossed, or if they just couldn't get in, (they look like wee ones)... haha anyway, I sent them to DP HAHAHA Now that's a punishment I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.. it's sooo nasty there.
    But, that's where I sent them.. then I seen them get in their car, which was bad, cuz they looked like they were already nicely toasted... but I wasn't chasing after them.

    --Soo I came into work today, and found out these girls got arrested for DUI.... it was her 19th b-day hahaha she spent the night in the slammer and got her car impounded! Her sister had to come from across the river and bail her ass out!!
    Looks good on the bitch!

    I was checking my credit card statement online today, and somehow ended up with a $6.10 credit... from Victoria Secret... Not sure how or what this is from, I haven't shopped online in who knows how long, and it's been even longer since I bought anything from Victoria Secret.. Hmmmm

    I love how this just keeps getting longer, and longer, and I haven't found the time to actually post it yet.. hahaha this is like 3 days worth of boredom right here.

    Tell me if this would upset you.... I came across this on the boy's Facebook... from the Fucking Bitch that is his ex (now normally, it wouldn't bother me, but if you only knew what I went through because of her... you would understand...)
    Hey.. u havnt been online much latly well not the same time as me.. i just wanted to drop in and say hi and i hope things are better now... u seemed pretty grumpy the last few days... remeber if u need anything im right across the street... :)
    *Dumb Slut.. I want you dead*

    PiP - PiP _____________ !!
    haha

    2 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    Wow what a slut.

    I had all sorts of amusements about this blog, what with the old guy who told them to shut up, and now I'm just bitter.

    Can I burn her house down?

    Anonymous said...

    Here's a story I could totally see you being convicted of haha

    http://cbs5.com/local/Hayward.prank.calls.2.654695.html