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    February 24, 2008

    What the Fuck?!

    This lady was checking out today, and she was complaining about the ventilation fan in the bathroom of her room, so I was like ok... what's wrong with it? Expecting her to say that it wasn't removing shower steam or something of that nature...

    WRONGO

    "The fan doesn't work very well.. both my husband and myself have very thick gas (exact words!) and it wouldn't remove the smell.. so it was very uncomfortable in the room last night, and I just wanted to let you know that it doesn't work well, and should be replaced. Oh and also, those flowers on your desk, they're starting to die a little, and look very unappetizing"

    By this time, I couldn't even think about the flower comment.... I was just floored by the gas comment.
    Like who has the balls to come and tell me to my face that you basically stunk yourself out of your room, and that's why you're complaining to me?! Honestly! And then what, you expect me to have some sort of sympathy for you , and give you a free room or something?? Like c'mon now...

    2 comments:

    Anonymous said...

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    Wow I don't even know what to say.

    My only thought was, 'unappetising flowers? was she planning on eating them?'

    Anonymous said...

    I have no idea... BUT WHO SAYS THAT?! I couldn't even think about the flowers after that first comment!!
    Jesus!!
    I wanted to just die.. it was soo hard not to laugh in that chick's face!!

    Speaking of flowers though, guess what the last name was.... FLOWERS LoL so maybe she was talking about herself? And her lack of beeno the night before?? :s