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    February 16, 2009

    Friday the 13th..

    Once again, the retards in Hollywood have ruined another movie that is in it's own rights a classic..

    All because they're to fucking stupid to come up with any new (remotely) clever plots. So they have to leech off everything they know was good in it's time, they figure why not, it was awesome in the 80s.. we can make it awesome now. WRONG!

    Newest on the chopping block.. Friday the 13th
    Which.. HELLO.. This shouldn't even be allowed, it's like a crime against humanity! All they've done is destroyed it. All you losers that insist that this is a "re imagining" and not a "remake" of the film, call it what you want douche bags, but it's still a REMAKE and it was a horrible one!

    Honestly, there was so much room for potential greatness.. they'd start something, and go no where with it!
    Like buddy going in to tool shed to get tools to fix a chair that he had broken in his drunken stupor. 1) This movie was so predictable, you knew he was going to bite it. 2) He was in a room full of wonderful implements of death - table saws, golf clubs, a whole cabinet of wine bottles, thousands of bits of broken glass as the 'tard had just shattered the light with a hockey stick. There was even a perfectly good bug zapper hanging on the wall outside - but no.. what do they go with, the good old (boring!) screw driver to the neck.

    I need to make a horror movie.. I could give the horror industry something to be proud of. Why is that you say? Because I have imagination! I'd be like the MacGuyver of murder! haha

    So, yeah, it was a WASTE! A horrible, horrible waste!

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    Quote of the Night:
    "We forgot a bag in our car.. can we just go out there?"

    -Uh, what do you want me to say?-
    "I'm sorry, there's a $5 dollar leaving the building tax.."
    Dumb ass of course you can just go out there! ..Just watch out for the Werewolf :s

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