Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous

Soo, this is how bored I am at work... haha I'm reduced to making fun of whiny celebs like one of those stupid gossip people.
...For some 'unknown' reason these lyrics come to mind

Always see it on TV,
Or read it in the magazines,
Celebrities want sympathy.
All they do is piss and moan,
Inside the Rolling Stone,
Talking about how hard life can be.

Can you say pathetic

Jesus Christ! Will someone please just shoot this bitch in the head and put her out of her misery!
Her music (if you can call it music) is complete SHIT, she's nothing but a dirty drunken crack whore - who is now apparently reduced to stealing drinks from vacationers because they FINALLY cut her off.
We need to stop supporting this train wreck! Give some of the money people spend on her crap music and concerts to someone who will do more with it then pour it down their throat... or god knows what else she does with it *shudder*

Now that's justice..

This is the greatest thing in the history of great things!
..:Best Line Ever:.. "So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him"

Hmm, how old are you?

Hahaha I love that Mariah Carey is apparently still in Kindergarden!
"If I can't sit at the President's table I don't wanna play with you guys anymore!" All that was missing was her stomping her feet in a huff before taking her 95% plastic body outta there! Don't trip honey, you may snap something off.. that will be expensive to get glued back on!
P.Diddy/Puff Daddy/Whatever the hell he's going to change his name to next week wasn't much better. He was all lovey dovey with the Pres until Jay Z got to perform, and he didn't. Can't you just picture him alone in a corner crying cause someone who is secure with his name and doesn't feel the need to change 30 times stole some of his thunder.


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This I'm not making fun of... this is just sick. This is exactly why they should not only not ban 'Kick a Ginger-Kid Day' this should be an everyday thing! 'National Kick a Ginger-Kid Lifetime' !!

Leave it to a damn Ginger Kid

Please someone come amuse me, so I will have something to do besides rot my brain with this filth!