Oh No! Not A Coyote!

Congratulations to you stupid old people on being the first ones to have a whole entry all to your self! *You're so lucky*

So, I'm sitting here reading.. and this old couple comes in. They were all worried that I had the door locked and that they had to wait that extra 5 seconds to come inside. "Oh, did we miss our curfew or something haha" Yes! You did! I like to lock the door to keep people like you out, and in case you haven't noticed.. there's nothing around here. I'm to cute to be violated.. and I'm not a fan of the idea either ;) Thanks.
The guy looks at me and says "I think there's a coyote out in the bushes near the end of the drive-way. It might be a fox or a coyote.. I'm not sure, but it's out there." ..Yeah, was it Willie? Unless he's out there with some sort of Acme rocket.. I hate to break it to ya, but we do have coyotes around here.. we have deer, and bunnies too. Are you going to report to me every time you see one of those ad boys as well? What would you like me to do about this coyote? Pull out the trusty shot gun that I keep in my back pocket.. and go hunt it? Given the choice, I'd rather hunt you for being a moron :)
Besides.. it is 3:30 in the morning, they do usually like to come out at night. Now if it was during the day, and you were out there playing "I Spy" with your wife, and you spied that Mr. Coyote.. then there might be some cause for concern. Because then he might have rabies.. and if he did, I think I'd want him to attack your dumb ass lol