I'm Here To Listen??

Ahh, today's shift has been eventful already.. and I've been here for an hour!

So, I'm pulling up the drive-way.. and I see that all the lamp posts have balloons stuck to them. And I'm all like what the fuck?! So I come in, and I'm all like "yo, what's up with all the balloons?! Someone havin' a party? Is there booze involved in this party? If so, can I have some?!" haha

But apparently one of the guests "Nova Scotia" put them out there to piss off the boss man. And, if you knew my boss.. pissing him off, is better then booze [almost] lol
-> I was really bored at like 3am, so I went for a walk around the outside of the hotel.. and he really did put them EVERYWHERE! haha. They're suck to the walls, the windows, trees etc. It's like we're being over-taken by little yellow balloons!

Anyway, I come in.. and once again, my fellow employee feels the need to bitch to me about the rest of the staff. "Why does 'Mrs.T' hate me? What did I do to her? Has she said anything to you about me?" ..I'm not gonna say HELL YEAH! But I hear it all.. so I know what's going on, and it's annoying as fuck! After she was done with that little 'vent' she continued to go on about how she got yelled at from everyone about giving out a bagel after the traditional breakfast hours were over. When really.. WHO GIVES A FUCK! It's a bagel! What's it worth .35 cents?! But she got bitched at by the manager, and the boss man, and a few of the other big mouth employees.. so she felt the need to complain to me about it. Then finally.. she went on and on about how she's hates the boss. "He's a cheap fuckin' asshole!" "He's all paranoid.. cuz I took 'Nova Scotia' out for beers after my shift.. now he thinks there's something going on between us"
GUH! I DON'T CARE! IT'S NOW 11:30.. YOU'VE BEEN BITCHING TO ME FOR 30 MINUTES! *SWALLOW A KNIFE! I HATE YOU!*

Why does eveyone feel the need to vent to me?! Even my manager came in this morning.. laughed at me for drinking my little kid Kool-Aid Jammer *"naughty naughty kool-aid"* and then proceeded to complain about every member of the staff. I'm gonna start charging for this shit! Hello?! Do I look like a shrink?! Noooo! But now, I'm gonna charge you bitches like I am one! haha

*Note to the staff of the Comfort Inn: I don't give a fuck about your hatred for our fellow employees. Or any other 'beef' that you may have with them. So unless you're willing to compensate me for my time.. SHUT THE FUCK UP! :) Just go home.. drink a whole bottle of wine, maybe swallow some pills and be done with it!

->Also, Miss. Ran.. I 'borrowed' a whole shit load of stuff for you haha.. anything I could find that could be 'borrowed' it was done!
-Cheers!