Today = Blah :s

Yay!! This pc decided to stop being a bitch again!! It's always good when I can write to pass the time haha :s

Not that I have much to write about..

Today [yesterday] consisted of sleeep, dinner at my gram's and work
..I really need some excitement, or I'm gonna go nuts!

Sleep: was aiight

Dinner at Gram's: was fun + delicious. I had to put up with more family haha. But it was worth it simply for my grandma's home made meat balls, and peanut butter balls *yumm*

Me: "Uncle Brett.. why are you wearing those old man slippers?"
Uncle Brett: "Cuz I'm an old man.. why are you wearing your biotch face? ..Cuz you're a biotch!" Haha good times!

Work: was boring as always. Nothing exciting ever happens around here, I didn't even have any problems with the little drunk bastards in 137. :s
So, I watched 'Silence of the Lambs' [ "It places the lotion on it's skin" ] and 'Edward Scissor Hands'

..Ok, so I totally lied about 137 causing me no grief. I just got to go out to the parking lot and play fight mediator / noise controller with a huge ass pack of sketchy F.E boys. Wow, thems were some good times :s Luckily I picked out this cute little ginger kid who looked semi-innocent [and had huge ears.. to cute lol] to talk to about the whole thing. I don't think he looked at my face once, *clears throat* but he helped me get all those drunkards inside, and quiet. All and all, there was no real damage.. one little freak with a ripped shirt, and a bruised ego.. but that's it. Once again Ash handles the situation with out the need of the coppers!! *woo woo*

Blah.. perhaps I will go take a nap :-) sleep is goood! Unlike this blog which is shit haha. I was all excited that it let me log in, and I don't even have anything fun to write about. *boo*

Au Revoir
-Ash

- Just ask and I will do, anything you want me to. There is no limit to how far I will go.. -

perhaps a title later..

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTY !!!

Even though you're never on the computer.. you never check your email, and you don't even know that this blog exists.. :-)

If the pc at work allows me to sign in and not be a bastard.. I will write more lates, it will give me something to do to fight the boredom!

Byes
-Ash

- So what if I write your name cuz you're always on my brain in a heart, I paint it crimson red, baby don't let it go to your head -

Another one has come and gone..

Finally, this computer has decided to stop being a bitch and let me sign into this blog :-) *woo woo* I now have something to keep me occupied!

Christmas is over for another year kiddies !

Ash's Christmas Recap:

-Christmas Eve-
(*) Poor Ashee had to work :-( *tear*
(*) Wished everyone a Merry Christmas via MySpace + MSN
(*) But I got a super awesome visit from the bestest girlies!
[You guys so didn't have to make the long trip of you were only allowed to stay for like an hour.. but it was super nice to see you! And for you to come keep me company :-) Even though Candace.. you were dying. But you got your reindeer.. and I'm still waiting for the answers to those last quotes that I left you. If I do not get them, I think I might be forced to take that little mofo back!]
(*) Talked to Mina a bit when she got home safe.. and foodless
(*) Some bastard old man broke one of the Christmas bulbs that were hanging from my railing in the lobby *Grrr* And not only did it break.. but it shattered into like a million pieces! He was all like :walk up the stairs, hit the bulb "Ooops bulb broke", continue walking up the stairs: Then I had to clean it up! Uhh, hello.. you're lucky I don't make you eat this asshole! There's still sparkly bits in the carpet haha..
(*) Got to put away some inventory shit, and try to remain occupied for the next million hours
(*) Once again.. was LATE getting out of here, because no one that works here seems to understand the concept of BEING ON TIME!

-Christmas Day-
(*) After getting outta here lateski.. went to my mommy's. I had a craving for bacon in the worst way, and when I got there *surprise* BACON! *eee*
(*) Ate that delicious bacon accompanied with a side of eggs, toast, and fruit *yumm* While watching A Christmas Story with Carlie... for the millionth time :s
(*) Opened prezzies.. THANKS MUCH FOR ALL THE FUN SHIT! :-)
(*) Continually slipped in and out of consciousness on the couch *I was soo effing tired!*
(*)Made my way to my dad's
(*) When I got there, I said Merry Christmas to my dad, brother, Brandon, and his new girl-friend.. [Brand, I love you like a brother, and no girl will ever be good enough for you my dear] ..and then I said "screw prezzies for the time being, all I want is sleeeeep"
(*) Slept for like 2 hours, got up, opened prezzies -THANKS MUCH AGAIN FOR ALL THE FUN SHIT- then ate some delicious dinner *yumm* followed by my chocolate cheesecake, that I made all by my little self, and it was amazing!
(*) Happiness is a Frozen Margarita !! In which I drank several of, while feeding them to my brother as well. Mmm, as well as a few Jager-bombs :-)
(*) One of the BEST moments of the night.. -My uncle Mark, who was a little tipsy- "Hey, Mark.. how much does a pound of butter weigh?" ... "Uhh, I dunno .... wait, ... fuck ... I'm dumb"
(*) As much as I say I loathe my family and their existence.. tonight was super fun, and I was sad that I had to leave for work :-( *booo*

And today I get to do the Boxing Day family bullshit.. in which I don't just have to tolerate my immediate family.. it's the non-immediate ones that really piss me off haha. All the whore cousins, that every year show up with a new guy/girl + a new kid.. talk about super sketch! haha. So I'll let you know how that turns out :s

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAM !!

Toodles
-Ash

..maybe a little crude, but seeing as it is Christmas, time for gifts and such..
[you'll like this one Marina haha :p]
- ..I don't want your diamonds, just a necklace of pearls, so c'mon put your lips on mine -

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

-[3]-

(*) Guess the Christmas movie quote title.. and win a prize! ..maybe haha (*)

So.. tonight sucked balls.. and not just regular balls either, elephant balls haha. I hate, hate, hate training!! It's soo ugh.. a giant pain in my ass!

All this woman did was talk about her daughter.. and how children grow up so fast here, where as where she grew up in Romania.. things were different. And [this is awesome] in the same breath, she went on to say how she hoped the kids were sleeping when she got home.. and how her 15 year old daughter had her boyfriend sleeping over.. Uhhh hypocrite much?? Children grow up to fast, yet you leave your 15 year old home alone with a little boy who would hump anything with a pulse.. NIIIICE!!

And lucky me! I get to do it all again tomorrow! *Woo Woo* ..Please kill me now!

I want Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream!! Also a nap.. and a little _ _ _ .. haha.

Marina! Did you see The Killers on Leno [I know you watch that trash] I saw them, and I thought of you "Don't you wanna feel my bones, on your bones" haha *shudder* creepy pedophile Brandon Flowers! He sounds like shit live! And uhh, hello.. what's with the constant convulsing?! I'm telling ya.. Parkinsons.. You boys should totally go back to Vegas.. and join a side show or something, maybe have Penn & Teller light you on fire.. ;) you'd be better at that.

I'm bored.. so I'm done.. guess the title!! Candace you're 2/2 ! Well on your way to that reindeer prize! :-)

I Effing love this!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RH44K0x_4

Lata - Gata
-Ash

- We're just two people, wishing that we were together tonight -

every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings

-[4]-

(*) Guess the Christmas movie quote title.. and win a prize! ..maybe haha (*)

Blah! Another long and oh so boring night! Soo sleepy.. I want my bed! And my pillow! And my blanket! And a certain boy mixed up in all that with me!

~Note: Sushi does not count as dinner.. so, when I suggest dinner, please no more sushi! *cringe* Just the thought of it makes my heart sad~

*Yawn* Yeah.. I totally got nothin' tonight was a whole lot of sitting.. trying to remain sane.. and dozing off woo woo!! Now give me money!!

Ohh!! I do have a story!! This crazzy woman came in, and I was all like the cheapest price is $80 + tax. Then she went on for like 20 minutes asking me if we had any of these discounts. LADY! I just said the CHEAPEST room rate is $80 + tax.. if there was cheaper with a discount, then $80 wouldn't be the cheapest now would it. NO! So take your room key, and fuck yourself. God damn, people are stupid! I soo want her dead!

[Insert space filler here]
Another fun Christmas forward.. you can shoot me if you wish, for putting this tripe up here.. haha :-)

A Christmas Story
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

* Wow, this was the biggest load of shit ever, hopefully tomorrow will be better.. goodie for me I get to train! :s *

Byes
-Ash

- I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know, I wanna f*ck you - :p

..that grinch even took the last can of who-hash!

-[5]-

(*) Guess the Christmas movie quote title.. and win a prize! ..maybe haha (*)

I slept soo goood last night!!

Christmas Lunch + Mooovies ! :)
Goood Times girlies! Even though I was constantly ridiculed due to my frustration *grrr* I don't much care for being the center of all jokes THANKS! haha. I CAN'T HELP IT DAMMIT!
THANK YOU for all the wonderful prezzies *eee* I love them lots and lots! [Mina.. I still feel like a jerk-face, for buying that purse, and ruining your gift :( Miso sorry :( I totally would have kept it, cuz it was from you!]
P.S. There was no way in hell that I was gonna be throwing food at that boy! haha He was super cuute! I would hate eaten 47 lunches.. just to have an excuse to stay there.. and "gaze" haha.

Also.. 'The Holiday' - Tres Cute Movie! ..Odd coming from me, yes I know this. Usually if there's not some form of violence/death a movie is a no-go with me haha. But that movie was just full of cuteness! - Jack Black, The wardrobe of Cameron Diaz, The little dog, That old man [whom Candace.. 'wants' :p] and yes even Jude Law [whom I usually want dead.. but in this movie, he was pretty hot haha.. VERY nice teeth!] -

(*) I'm so excited for my Christmas Eve Workie Visit!! (*)

Au Revoir
-Ash

- Open my heart, give it to you. Tell the whole world that I'm in love with you. Whatever you want, baby I'll do. I know I don't want nobody else but you -

i'm dreamin' of a white christmas..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *blushes* :p

This business of NOT SLEEPING is really starting to piss me off!! Today's reason[s]..
(*) Woken up by a XXX dream.. lol which won't be elaborated upon [but know this IT WAS HOTT]
(*) God damn phone rang..
(*) Add some more tossing & turning.. from all that 'excitement' :s
- You're the reason I'm not sleeping lately -

-[I've come to the conclusion that all British people are FULL OF AWESOMENESS, and all French people are BASTARDS!]-

Speaking of bastards.. Mr. Oaks.. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!? You're not wanted.. I so wanna kill you in your sleep! Other then the misfortune of him being here, it's gonna be another loong and boring night here at the Comfort Inn F.E. :s I'm sooo tired.. my eyes burn :( and are tres heavy, they wanna close, and I have to fight with them to stay open. *boo* I'm gonna be soo dead during lunch tomorrow..

But..

CHRISTMAS LUNCHEON EXTRAVAGANZA !! Woo woo! It's gonna be fun times, as long as I'm not in a coma *Can I throw food at the college kiddies?* haha

Hmm, I effing hate these things with every fibre of my being.. but I kinda enjoyed this one [possibly because it's oh so sexual.. lol]
But anyway.. I thought I'd share this fun Christmas forward with y'all :-)

21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you 'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full. I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

Toodles
-Ash

- Thinkin' about you, dreamin' about you, got me goin' crazy -

sleeeeeepy :(

Ugh.. another long boring night.. *please shoot me*

Soo effing boring!
-No one to keep me company
-No cuute Andy
-No anything going on

Things I accomplished tonight..
-Totally saw a pimped out dude, complete with fur coat and a dirty F.E hoe
-Heard some people in the middle of a little *bow-chicka-bow-wow* action
-Nodded off while watching 'Scream' [yes.. snoozin' at work again]

Hopefully this morning isn't like yesterday morning... I already know I have to be here till 8am.. cuz I work with dumb sluts.. but yesterday I didn't get outta here till like 8:45 *grrr* The chick that was supposed to come in... DIDN'T, so I called my douche bag of a manager, and of course she was all like "well, I can't come in, my daughter is sick" Uhh... that's your job... to fill in for your useless employees that don't wanna show up! I was pisssed!! Got home.. and couldn't sleep, I tossed and turned again all damn day.

I just wanna go home.. and sleep.. a niiiice long, good sleep!
--> One cranky little camper <--

-[I have a lot of pent up frustration.. that needs to be released :s lol]-

Lates
-Ash

- ..you make me wait around, but I'm so crazy about you I don't mind -
[17]

happiness is.. falling asleep at work

-[Hmm, I've been old for one month today..]-

Ahh, you gotta loove falling asleep while "working" haha. I went and got myself a nice comfy pillow and put my head down on the desk.. for what I thought was gonna just be a quick rest my eyes type deal. No, no.. I don't fuck around haha it was more like a coma.. haha. What seemed like a 'close my eyes for 20 minutes ish' turned into a good about hour and a half little nappy :-). It was moue fabuloso !!

It was a very quiet night tonight.. no creepy 'volt-meter' dude in 108. No drunks, although.. Mr. Cuppy is coming back tonight, and I hope he brings cuuute Andy lol.

Guh.. my horrid co-workers had a stupid little 'get together' in the afternoon.. which I chose not to attend because.. well.. I hate them. haha. Anyway, I come in, and they saved me some cookies, which was nice. What wasn't nice however was the fact that they left all their dirty dishes in the god damn sink. And, they left food in the fridge, that wasn't covered over, so it was all rock hard, and smelly. *Not Impressed* So [while gaging] I threw all their dishes in the garbage, and the ones that I had to save.. i just rinsed off.. - I hope you all get food poisoning from improperly washed dishes! Bitches! -
Also.. those cookies, totally swiped! :-)

Soo sleepy :-( I can't wait to go home, and pass out!
Sorry my dear, but there will be no waiting up for you today.. yesterday pretty much killed me, I'm sure it wasn't good for you either, considering you left for work at 4pm.. and you probably won't get home till like 9ish this morning. Uhh, that's to damn long at work! It's not good for you and I worry about you :p ..I need you in good shape ;) lol. *mwah*

Candace - Sorry for the lack of comment, but I barely had enough time to write this due to the whole falling asleep, and having to clean up after the pigs that I work with :s. But.. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR EXAM! YOU'RE GONNA KICK SOME HARD CORE JAPANESE ASS! *throws glittery pocket confetti* Just always remember 'Dead Fish with Sword' !!

Fuck.. ok, I still have to put out all that crap for people to eat :s haha I'm soo behind.. star.avec.leaf//S.D.A.S//sleep well gorgeous

Byes
-Ash

- You're on my mind all the time it's [not] a secret -

.v.i.s.i.t. !!

*Candace!! Why did you take the car without asking? I didn't want you to get me in trouble!! You so didn't have to come if you were gonna get in trouble! I feel sooo bad!*

But...

THANK YOU BOTH FOR COMING !!!
Twas tres aw[e]some !!! Goood Times !!! :-) You don't get any better then surprise visits + pizza + ice cream [+ a flower]! Cuz that = *KICK ASS*
Another kick ass thing.. Marina eating melting cookie dough off the floor.. for a god damn dollar! Haha, *yikes* this floor is dirrrty!

Something not so kick ass however... creepy room 108 guy. *shudder* "Mr. I just got a shock from washin' my hands". Then, "Oh, I think my shoes are insulating me.. cuz that time I felt nothing" ..Then the final time "Oh, I got the volt meter that I keep in my car.. and there's like 15 volts of electricity in that water" ..Uhh, I'm pretty sure that you're just getting a shock.. like you know, when you scrape your socks along the carpet? Notice it didn't happen when you had your shoes on, but the two times you had no shoes... *shock* Fuckin' genius :s
Also.. the fact that I have pictures with a "ghostly mist" .. definitely not cool.. and considering it's right behind my damn head :s *cries* it's so gonna murder me!!

I totally saw a raccoon outside, scaling the fence! It was the cutest thing ever! If I would have had my camera... I so would have taken a picture, of his little hands :-) ..I want to go catch him, and take him home! Even though he probably has rabies.. [radies] and he will bite me and make me cry haha.

Cheers
-Ash

- Give me a long kiss good-night, and everything will be alright -

It's more than just bananas and dancing with toothbrushes

..title compliments of Candis
*Yawn* Asheee sleepy...
My posts have been kinda lacking lately, and for that I apologise..

*Update - That lady from the other day, I found out that she had a stroke.. always fun, but she is good now :-) Thank you for not dying in my hotel*

I'm not the only crazy one who thinks that there's a ghost in this place! Aside from my little incident with the door banging upstairs. There's also been an incident of crazzy banging on the wall next to the lobby, when there's no one in the room.. and the icing on this little haunted cake, one of the house keepers swears that she's seen a little boy running around in the halls upstairs while she was cleaning. *Super Creeped Out*

Wow... this shit was PRICELESS!! Damn you people with your long ass names! *choppy choppy*

miss america: says:
PRAISE JESUS the movie is finally over!
Ashley says:
haha yay!!!!!
miss america: says:
i wanna urinate on it
miss america: says:
in public
Ashley says:
hahahahaha
Ashley says:
and then spit on it?
miss america: says:
then set fire to it
Ashley says:
haha
miss america: says:
hahaha i'll spit on the ashes
Ashley says:
deal!
miss america: says:
i wanna karate chop whorlando in his non-nuts
Ashley says:
then (*monkey humping*) them
Ashley says:
hahahaha
miss america: says:
and hten kick in his knees
miss america: says:
and pull on his hair
miss america: says:
and maybe pee on him too
miss america: says:
but in a non erotic way
Ashley says:
HAHAHAAHA
Ashley says:
i was so just gonna say that
miss america: says:
not that i find golden showers erotic
miss america: says:
i should make that clea
miss america: says:
hahaha
miss america: says:
clear*

Goood stuff right there!! Haha, Once again, you have made my life!! :-)
*Candace, you also made my life!! With that 'falling down the stairs' comment*

Lates!
-Ash

- Cuz baby, there's nothing I wont do, to spend my life with you -
..thanks for the amazing phone date this morning gorgeous, it made my day hehe ;) Not that there's ever a time when you don't. There's something that you totally owe me though.. you know what I'm talkin' about lol!

not my idea of 'excitement' ..

On my "TOP 10" List of things that I never want to see again.. I think that was definitely worthy of top 5..

[To lighten the mood, I'm gonna pull a Dane Cook & 'Tarantino the ending' the end first, then all the beginning bits..] - "I'll fucking kill you!" haha

I just saw some old woman get carried through my lobby on a stretcher. While wearing an oxygen mask, and convulsing.

I asked for excitement, but I never said I wanted that shit[e] !!
I get a phone call at like 12:15ish, and it's this old man.. I figure he's calling to get a wake up call. Pretty normal, no big deal. But then he's all like "Can you call an ambulance? There's something wrong with my wife" Ok.. *a little freaked out* I call 911, which is the dumbest set up ever! I dunno if you've ever called.. but you get an operator who asks you if you want police, fire, or ambulance. Umm, if someone is getting MURDERED OR DYING like 129 I don't think they're gonna have time to fuck around with that shit!
Then jerk monkey Candace.. makes me go down there to check on the situation.. in which I actually get to see her on the floor and having some form of seizure *really freaked out now* So then I come back and wait for the ambulance.. which seemed to take FOREVER!
The bitches finally get here, take their sweet ass time waddling their fat asses through the door, and down the hall, with their little bags, and the stretcher.
*Uhh... hello... wanna move a little faster? Someone could be dying in there!* So they go into the room with their little bags, leave the stretcher out in the hall.. so i figured all is good, they're just gonna make her better, and leave. No such luck, I see them bring the stretcher into the room.. and like 20 years later they bring her out..

..through my lobby on that stretcher while wearing an oxygen mask, and convulsing. :s

So, yeah.. If I never see that again, I'll be happy.

Also:.. 'Candia Skellington Christmas-Tree Skirt Voir Rugburn Polska' *once again, packs a lunch to make it through that one* STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN HARD ON YOURSELF! You're not slacking! If you don't take a break every once in a while.. you're gonna have an anxiety attack!
-addski- You buy the IHop, and I will soo be your Waffle Wench!

Maaaaarina!!! - Spreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! + N.Y Fries!!!
[quelle heure??]

Toodles
-Ash

- ..Over and over, I fall for you -

Same Old Shit[e]

Another boring night!! Guh... kill me!! Haha, but I got yelled at for not posting yesterday..

Miso Bored!!

Last night wasn't much better.. there was..

The guy that HAD to be a flamer [he knew the movie Evita.. just by the music, and he said that he would sell everything for her] yet he came in with a girl, and wanted a room with a queen bed. How does that work? Can you say 'cover up' haha... dude, just get it over with, your little closet is starting to smell like mold! Come the hell out! haha

Then there was genius me.. spilling, no over flowing the coffee pot.. AGAIN! :s Ugh, that's like the third time, I've forgotten to make sure the pot was empty before I made more coffee. There was coffee everywhere! On the counter, in the carpet.. it was a mess!! Hopefully there will be no more of that.

Guh, I actually have to work tonight, that damn whore manager left me shit that she should be doing.. but since she is a slut, doesn't want to *grrrr* I want her dead!
..So I'm gonna go do that :(

Candace : You're God damn right I'm the Best Ashley!! All the 'other' Ashleys that you know.... SUCK BALLS!! Big hairy monkey testicles!! haha

Mina : MONDAY!!

Cheers
-Ash

- You're all I want just for me, underneath my Christmas tree -

*wish me luck*

Job Interview in T-minus 3hours + 45 minutes!!

I'm nervous.. :-( , I'm gonna get lost, and I'm going to be sooo tired lol. Damn slut manager.. you better hurry up and get your ass here tomorrow, so I can get there on time! haha If not.. I'll kill you in your sleep!

Thanks to all those who gave me Good Luck Wishes !!
..and the "If for no other reason, they'll give you the job cuz you're so god damn adorable" - You're sooo cute Sean!! - I hate you having to work nights, cuz I don't have you to keep me company.

I finally talked to my mom today.. we are good now :-) ..for now, until she does something else stupid. Apparently Rob, Carlie & my mom are going to Cuba for 2 weeks in March.. so it's just gonna be me and my puglette! *Bossssssssssssssssssco* !
Also, she said that she wants a new car.. so she might let me take over her last year of payments on the Alero.. and then I will have that *score* I love the Alero! haha

*Note to Drunks*
:FUCK OFF: I will not come drink with you.. I will not do sketchy things in the bathroom with you.. and just to clear up anything else you might want.. I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU WITH A 10FOOT POLE!

Why is it that no matter how much you shoot these fucktards down.. they don't get the hint?! I swear, I was asked like at least 15 times to go to these guy's room to 'drink' with them. Hell no! I don't up for any rapage goin' on tonight... or any other night thanks. Effing creepers!

*Candace - We will have our snow "peek-a-neeque" avec chicken wings*
*Marina - After that comment tonight.. you are God! haha*

Lates
-Ash

- My heart seems to skip another beat, every time we speak, can't believe I feel so weak -

Hmm, no title again?

So... I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW ON FRIDAY!

I was just falling asleep and my phone rings.. I swear and ignore it.. not 5 minutes later it rings again.. so I get up and answer it.
Twas the Days Inn in Niagara Falls.. so I get to go in on Friday to "have a little chat"
*eeee* so excited at the possible idea of getting to tell Steve to shove his job so far up his ass it comes out his mouth :-) as well as getting to sleep at night like normal people! Buh bye F.E, buh bye night audit! *I hope*

I also finally went and got some more Christmas shopping done *yay*

So all and all, it was a very productive day lol

Byes
-Ash

- It's nice to smile when I get your phone call at night, But I'd rather have you here with me, right next to me ♪ -

feeling uncreative - there fore lack of title..

Ahh, twas a fun night of *job hunting & car shopping* TWO OF THE THINGS I HATE MOST IN LIFE! ..Right up there with spiders

Wow... Candace, you're awesome! Haha.. this made my night!
*A little snippet from our conversation*
[Eff, your name is to long! I'm cutting some off!]

Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
does he have stubble?
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
I'm, I'm not sure
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
....you're not sure? does he have hair on his head?
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
or is it stubble?
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
he has hair?
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
I thought you meant stubble on his face...
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
no
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
i dont like face stubble...
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
i like head stubble lol
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
me either
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
haha
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
oh jeeze.. what am i going to do with you
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
and you would still know if he had face stubble... you can kinda see it
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
It was dark?
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
so you;ve only ever seen him in the dark? what if he only has one eye?!
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
hahahaha
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
no no
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
well then... lol
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
Don't question my logic haha
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
hahahahaha

Ahh, that was fun.. while it lasted!!

p.s. Marina.. I think that hoe is gonna gimmie New Years Eve off!! So we need to get crazzzzzy drunk!!

Au Revoir
-Ash

- I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive, now I only waste it dreaming of you ♪ -

Now.. play with the monkey!

WTF!? Today Sucks Balls !

Hmm, where to begin.. so much shit... so much anger. This is definitely another "Ashley Mad - Ashley Smash" moment.

Soo, I had a fun conversation with my mom today, who didn't even have the balls to call me. This conversational gold was all via text message.

Mom - "You really hurt my feelings the other day"
Ash - "And you didn't embarrass the hell out of me? What was I supposed to say to you?"
Mom - "I came to see you and you were mean the second I walked in"
Ash - "No, I was mean when you started acting like a goof with the drunks"
Mom - "I wasn't acting like a goof"
Ash - "Umm, yes.. you were"
Mom - 'Maybe if you pulled the stick outta your ass you might not be so stuffy and mean"
Ash - "Ok.. when you start talking about swallowing & how there's less mess with a bunch of little boys, obviously its gonna make me uncomfortable.. moms don't talk about that"
.................and nothing more...................

Yeah, it's real good when umm.. YOU'RE THE PARENTAL FIGURE... AND YOU'RE IMMATURE LIKE THAT!

Ugh.. then it was time for work... *joy*

[-on a side note: and this may seem odd for me: but... *Yay* for snow!! - Only one person knows why this excites me so.. :p So you know what this means... GET YOUR ASS HERE!! NOW!! So I can have my reason for the excitement-]

Anyway.. back to the bitterness..
So, my dad was all like, "I'm gonna drive you to work.. cuz I don't want you driving the van in the snow. It's hard to control" Ugh.. fine whatever! So we get in 'The Great Pumpkin' and the whole way here.. he's all like "I don't even wanna drive this in the snow, the salt and sand will scratch the paint *whine* You need to get a car, and you need to get a job closer to home blah blah blah" Yeah, thanks for pointing that out genius! You don't have to tell me I need a car... I'm the one who's been car less for like 3 months now! Shut up!

Driving on the highway was re-god-damn-diculous! I know it's slippery, and people like to go slower then the highway speed limit.. as to avoid death. But.. COME THE FUCK ON! We were doing 20! And that's not an exaggeration.. Why is it, that when we get our first big snow fall of the year, it's suddenly 'Drive Like An Asshole Day' and all the fucktards come out. Guh! STAY OFF THE ROAD IF SNOW SCARES YOU! YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE MORE ACCIDENTS THEN YOU PREVENT! *Dicks*

When I arrive at the luxurious Comfort Inn a la F.E. I find out that Myranda.. the only person that I semi liked, and was worth a damn in this place quit. So, naturally, I'm the one that gets screwed.. I was so looking forward to my weekend off, my nice 3 day weekend.. and now, big surprise.. I DON'T GET IT! They've got me scattered all over the place, with these bull shit one day off at a time.. FUCK THAT! I'm so ready to just quit, right now.. I don't even care anymore. If Steve was here.. I'd go right up there, and tell him to get fucked! haha. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna tell everyone that, and I'm gonna give the new little miss manager a roundhouse kick right to the chops! haha

[-side note #2: My boots came today, the ones that I've been dying for.. for I dunno.. FOREVER! Well, they sent me the wrong size.. so I now have to send them back, and wait for another million years *grrrrr*-]

So.. in a nut shell.. TODAY SUCKED BALLS! Big hairy ones! :p

Ciao
-Ash

- ..and if I french kiss you in the broad daylight [or the snow] you'll fall in love oh, oh, oh... ♪ -

ok, i lied..

Ok, so tonight didn't completely suck balls..

In tonight's addition of 'Dear Candia'... Things that hurt if you get them in your eye..

Dear Candia:

When we discuss things that one shouldn't get in their eye.. you have to know with me, the first thing that pops into my brain is... you know... lol. That whole giving me the benefit of the doubt.. no, that's useless. I'm there haha.

I would never think that you were talking about shampoo, and hot sauce.. c'mon.. it's me you're talking to here ! :p

So lesson kiddies... don't get anything in your eye! Manufactured substance or otherwise.. mostly the otherwise, cuz that's not fun, it stings! and can cause you to develop a lazy eye!!

Thumbs Up? Or Thumbs Down?

Hmm.. I'm not sure how I feel about this new re-vamped blog of mine.

It's pretty, yes.. tres pretty in fact.

But the whole idea of it's ability to take in comments.. that's a very big *boo* in my book.

*tear*

Getting comments excites me! If I don't have that to look forward to.. I just don't know what to do with myself. :-(

It makes me sad that I can do all this other fun shit BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO 'TURN ON THE COMMENTS'

**Update: SUCCESS!! It's now 8:30 in the a.m. I couldn't sleep cuz this comment thing was driving me crazzzy!! And the out come is as follows:
Ashley - 1 :: Comment Retardation - 0!! *eeeeeee*

Toodles
-Ash [comment less and sad]

- I called to say I'm ready, ready to freefall into the sky, nothing I wouldn't go through, as long as I'm with you -

I got really bored, and ssstressed from this comment nonsense so I filled this out :s

1. WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:36 am
2. NAME: Ashley *hates her middle name* Gennings
3. PIERCINGS: 2.. muh ears, but I never wear my earrings so does that still count?
4. WHAT IS THE MOST RECENT MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN AT THE CINEMA? Wow, it's been a long ass time.. damn having no life! Saw III was definitely the last one. :-(
5. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MOST: Hmm.. famous or other wise? Famous: Strombo, Otherwise: You know..
6. PLACE OF BIRTH: Welly Welly Welland
7. EVER BEEN TO INDIA: Nope.. but I would so go to ride an elephant!
8. EVER BEEN TOILET PAPERING: Sadly this one's a no, but it's on my top list of things to do before I croak
9. EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY: Only when you left me for Germany..
10. EVER BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT: Yuppers
11. CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Hmm, stale bread or fake meat that could break your teeth.. I'm going with fake meat. Any meat is good meat :p
12. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Any day that doesn't involve me making a trip to the Comfort Inn :-)
13. FAVORITE RESTAURANT: This amazing buffet in Vegas 'Flavors' OMG soo good! Talk about orgasmic!
14. FAVORITE FLOWER: Hibiscus.. it's such a 'paradise' flower! *love*
15. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: None really. I like hockey for the fights, and soccer, cuz well.. ;)
16. FAVORITE DRINK: I now love Jager-Bombs haha they're soo good! Mmm Jagermeister & Red Bull
17. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie whatever the fuck it's called.. *deelicious* and Mint-Chocolate Chip
18. DISNEY OR WARNER BROTHERS: Hmm, Disney has gays in their little ice show, but WB has a frog that would be super fun to watch while on acid or something.
19. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: Arbys or RatDonalds [yes, I know.. there's gonna be a collective *ewww* after that one. If I had a wang, I'd tell ya to BLOW ME! haha]
20. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BEDROOM CARPET: Me no gots carpet
21. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAIL YOUR DRIVERS TEST: G1 - 0! G2 - 0!! G - once, cuz the guy was a bastard, and made me cry :s I wanted to stab him with his little pen.
22. BEFORE THIS ONE, FROM WHOM DID YOU GET YOUR LAST EMAIL: Umm, that would be Creepy Kyle. Something about "9 Things I Hate.." Uhh, darlin, you hate everything, it's gonna take a lot more then 9 things..
23. USUAL BEDTIME: Bed time? What is this?
*Questions 24, 25, & 26 have been removed.. cuz they're about e-mail, and other stupid forward shit. They have no relevance here.. so they can fuck themselves!*
27. FAVORITE TV SHOW(S): CSI, Prison Break, The Hour, Anything porn related..., House etc.
28. ONE THING YOU HATE TO DO: ..take it in the eye :p haha no, seriously.. I hate to drive that soccer mom van on steroids -It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown!-
29. HOW MANY TATTOOS DO YOU HAVE: Are you kidding me, needles scare the fuck outta me! That a big fat goose-egg on that one!
30. HOW MANY PETS DO YOU HAVE: Tiger, Bosco, Brutus & some Fish
31. WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG? They both showed up on the scene at the same time! And there was a battle of epic proportions. Now the question is: Who won??
32. ONE THING IN LIFE YOU MOST WANT TO DO: Can I answer this as: Who's one person I wanna do?? haha That might be a little easier pour moi.. Ahh but to choose one, soo hard :p

Cheers!

Worst Night Ever !!

I just had the worst night of my fucking life...

It started out great.. came into work, wished death on Steve.. the usual. Met a super cute boy [Andy], and some of his friends.. did some Jager-Bombs with the super cute boy haha *blushes* yes, while working.. Twas great times..

UNTIL...

My fucking mom shows up.. yeah.. and you think that's awkward.. just you wait my friends, just you fucking wait!!

So it was me, the cute boy, one of the other girls that works here [who had popped in to meet someone] and one of the cute boy's friends. DOESN'T MY MOM GO AND START TALKING ABOUT SWALLOWING!!!! And no, not, swallowing food either. She proceeded to go on about how if she would have known what a hand full my sister was gonna be, she would have swallowed. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS.. MY MOM!! I was so disgusted..

Then more drunk fuckers show up.. and she's all talking to them [if I didn't think my mom was a whore before, I FUCKING DO NOW] These boys are mayybe like mid to late 20s.. and she's totally flirting with all of them. Continuing to bring up the swallowing, cuz it's less messy, and it hurts to get it in the eye. Making sure to tell everyone that I'm her daughter.. Then the drunk bastards have the balls to tell me that I have a hot mom, and start singing "Ashley's mom has got it going on" YEAH BUDDY.. UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR BALLS CUT OFF, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

She finally gets the hint on how disgusted I am with her, and says she's gonna go.. the one little boy tries to invite her back to their room.. for 'drinks' surprisingly, she said no. And then she wonders why I can't look at her in the face, and why I can't talk to her..

Hmmm, I wonder?!?!

Not to mention the fact that Steve is here tonight.. and some of those drunk fucks were upstairs doing god knows what.. so they probably woke him up, and I'm gonna hear about it in the morning. As well, I got a few noise complaints from guests.. so on top of being bitched at over the phone, I'm probably gonna hear it again in the a.m.

I am such a wreck right now.. honestly, it's hard for me to even type.. my hands, and my whole body are shaking like mad. I feel sick to my stomach, I feel like I'm going to cry.. and I'm so horrified that my mom would come here, and act like the BIGGEST FUCKING HOE BAG in the world!

I just want tonight over.. and I want to forget everything..

-Ash

[I felt so empty and now I'm fine, but still it's burning, when will you be mine? ♪] - Wow.. 11 months!!

Ashley Mad - Ashley Smash !

-[I feel very Incredible Hulk after that title..]-

Candace, I know I said that I was gonna remain blog less tonight, but I was soo damn bored!! I had to do something to pass the time :s Soo, this blog is gonna suck ass, but at least it will give me something to do. :-)

So, my manager is continuing to prove her douche bag-ness.. haha. This morning, she thought it would be fun to come strolling in 15 fucking minutes late! Uhh helllllo, I wanna go home bitch! Then on top of her being late, she was all like "Oh, I'm gonna be late like everyday, cuz I have to drop my kid off at Day Care.. and it doesn't open until 7" Fuck that shit! You best be paying me for my extra time to bitch! Then she kept me here for like another 10 minutes.. she would not shut her trap! I wanted her to drop dead right in front of me! haha

So, I don't get home till like 8:00.. *grrr* but then I did sleep until like 4:45 :s so that was goooood! haha Sleep is wonderful!

Ugh, then on my way into work tonight.. in the orange death trap.. it was sooo windy!! I'm pretty sure that I almost died. Trying to keep that thing on the road, was harder then keeping a fat kid away from a cake.. damn near IMPOSSIBLE!

And, I think I'll end this on that note.. cuz you don't get any better then makin' fun of a fat kid.. haha *Sorry to the fat kids..*

See ya - Wouldn't wanna be ya [haha]
-Ash

[I want nothing more then to hold your hand]
-[do you know what tomorrow is?]-

Hmm, Time For A Rant??

Me thinks yes.... so.... here ya go !

Rant a la Ashley

I had the wonderful pleasure of meeting the lady that Steve hired to be the new manager here. And she seems like a FUCKING DOUCHE BAG! My first impression of her was as follows: She looks like a 12 year old crack whore who's been ridden hard, and put away wet. Very unkempt and plain looking, not in the least bit 'professional'. She seems like a miserable bitch with no personality. No, that's harsh.. I'll go with she has the personality of.. a wet mop? Haha >> DULL & DRIPPY.
Also, aren't managers supposed to be available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Well, this little gem isn't gonna be.. She has a little daughter [not sure how old exactly, but she's in Day Care not school.. so pretty young] AND the icing on the cake.. SHE CAN'T DRIVE!! *Gives a round of applause* Good job Steve old boy, you suuure know how to pick em!

Yesterday.. after I had already posted my little entry.. I met this Pittsburgh weirdo. :s I guess the peeps from the burgh aren't all as lovely as my Ethan. This guy.. he came out into my damn lobby like a million times. Each time to go outside and smoke. I was like "Dude!! Smoking is bad for you.. and smoking that much.. you're gonna die.. and then I'm gonna laugh. Plus, if you think I"m gonna call an ambulance for you, you're sadly mistaken!"

If I have to drive that stupid van any longer.. I'm going to KILL someone!! It's like a fucking soccer mom shuttle on steroids. All I want is my god damn car back!! And now my dad's being all gay.. cuz he doesn't want to drive that pile in the snow.. Boo Fuckin' Hoo! Do you think I want to drive that thing anymore then I have to.. UHH, NO! So shut your damn pie hole and quit your bitchin' before I drive that thing over the Falls!

[All I want are my damn boots!]

Hmm, still not satisfied.. this needs more Steve bashing.. so..
Steve you're a stupid prick asshole, and I want you dead! Then once you're dead, I want someone to spit, and pee on you haha. And then, maybe.. depending on my mood, I want you set on fire. haha

*End Rant*

Ahhh, but all this DOESN'T MATTER!! After my amazing chat with Sean.. just like old times. :-) We haven't talked nearly enough, and I've missed it! Wow, you make me instantly happy.. and all I have to do is hear your voice :-) You're soo WONDERFUL!

Ciao Bella
-Ash

Also.. Candace, you were promised a 'Dear Candia'...

Dear: Candia

Umm, I don't know what to write.. It's 3am and I still have not done any of my work haha :s I'm watching Little Nicky, and it's distracting me. Have fun NOT going to your seminar tomorrow, even though I have a strange feeling you'll end up going haha. Also, CONGRATS ON LEAVING TIMMY'S!!! *Throws glittery pocket confetti* You should have burned down that hell hole long ago!

Toodles -- star.avec.leaf

Is It Sunday Yet ?

Once again.. a short 'n' sweet post.. like moi : )
**C'Mon Sunday.. and another day off!**

Another blah night.. the most excitement I had was a guy that called.. and had the wrong number haha. Good going jack ass!

I wish death upon everyone at the Comfort Inn.. particularly the owner.. he's such a DICK!

Dear Marina:
Thank you for destroying a part of me tonight. With all your talks of Anthony Perkins, and his Bi-Sexual tendencies.. Ahh, and then you just had to continue with my beloved Rick Mercer.. and his complete gayness. *tear* And yes I know.. both my 'soul-mates' are as gay as they come.. but that's so not the point haha. Anthony Perkins was to man-tastic to be gay, and Rick Mercer.. well.. he's just Rick Mercer, and that in itself is amazing! *tear* A small part of me is now dead, and I will never get that back.
p.s. I still have no problems going all vigilante style.. and 'getting rid' off all those who stand in your way of Edmonton for Christmas!

Also, anyone who can figure out this riddle as to my birthday present from Candace [which I STILL HAVEN'T GOT] will get a prize!!
::It's annoying, it's bound, & I need the box to use it::
Or Candace.. YOU COULD JUST EFFING TELL ME! haha

Bon Voyage!
-Ash

[All I want for Christmas... is you!]

8 Days & Counting :-(

Holy shit, tonight was the most boring night to end all boring nights! I didn't have to deal with a single guest. The only thing that went on, that ruined my night, was a phone call from Mr. I-think-i'm-god-cuz-I-own-a-hotel, wanting to know how much money he was gonna rake in tonight.

It was a night of watching Love Actually. -[Everyone should watch this film! It's soo damn adorable!]-

They found Mr. Room 125!! Apparently he's in Hamilton.. and not dead. *Daaaamn* I was actually kinda hoping that they would have found him done in mob style. But no such luck, he made his way to Hammy.

Candace.. you made my heart hurt tonight.. :-( I suppose I can forgive you

Blah.. shit night.. shit post.. *sigh*

Cheers
-Ash

-I miss you & things aren't the same.. ♪ -

I'd Kill For A Margarita..

..and I wanna go back to Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville!! That place was genius! Until the stupid 47 foot pirate on stilts put a balloon halo on my head. *Damn you evil fiend!* But thanks for saying I looked like an Angel :-) *-Sucker-*

Well.. Marina my dear, you wanted your mention in my post.. YOU GOT IT!! *My loyal reader who stays up with me till 2am* You seriously made my night!! "Why are you laughing at pearls? Pearls are a serious matter" haha. When I show you a pearl bracelet, and ask if they have a matching necklace.. it's not just funny, it's damn hilarious!!! And the fact that you had no idea why, made it even better! This is why I LOVE YOU!!! Firstly for the fact that you thought me describing a guy as "loaded" meant he was packin' a gun... and now for this :-)
One day soon, you need to swipe the car, and come visit.. so we can have our little picnic avec Chinese food and Ben & Jerry's!!!

Hmm, lets see.. what else exciting happened??

I got a completely random and awesome phone call from Ethan!!
*Much Love Darlin' We so need to get together for some Adios MoFos in huge ass cups! Pronto!*

Some jerks pulled up in a limo.. and they brought Wendy's through my lobby.. My whole lobby smelt like Wendy's forever, I want some *tear* it smelt soo delicious! But seriously, who takes a limo through Wendy's?? Personally, if I had a limo, I would feel like a bit of a tool going through the drive-thru haha. I guess they spent all their cash on the car, so they had to slum it on the food.

This weird guy came in to use my phone.. he was in my lobby on the pay phone for no word of a lie.. an hour and a half. And all he was doing most of the time, was pushing buttons. I think I heard him talking once. And then he was all like "Oh, my throat is soo dry, can I have some juice" I seriously thought he was going to kidnap me, and make a suit outta my skin.. *yikes*

I got to watch My Bestfriend's Wedding.. and Hairspray! It was a brilliant movie night on good old TBS!

**Update: The dude from 125.. STILL M.I.A ! I'm tellin' ya, they're gonna find him in a ditch, or in the river. Done in Mafia style.. haha**

I totally just got hit on by the cutest boy.. I think he was drunk so he might not have known what he was doing.. but he was cuuuuute!! haha Why can't cute boys hit on me when they're sober?!

Candace.. I tried to leave you a comment.. cuz it's been much to long since I've done so.. but it wouldn't let me :-( It kept saying this:.. We're unable to complete your request Windows Live ID is experiencing technical difficulties. Please try again later. *Death to Microsoft*

Adios MoFo!!! *tee-hee*
-Ash

- So progress report, I am missing you to death ♪ -

..I Feel Dirty, The Dirts Not Comin' Off !

Not much to write tonight:..

*Cries*
Some creepy old guy told me that I was the girl of his dreams, and he'd been looking for me his whole life.. *shudder*

Candace, yes I am pleased that you got a decent amount of sleep last night.. THAT BETTER CONTINUE!! haha

*Sigh* Tres bored.. and it's effing hot in this bitch

Anyway, I'm gonna go continue watching Futurama, and drinking my Fruitopia [Mmmmm]

It's always niice to have a short 'n' sweet post such as this. [Short 'N' Sweet like yours truly] hehe

Cheers
-Ash

Night 2 & Already *Boo* !

So, tonight was my second shift back.. and it's good to see that none of the drama stopped while I was away. This place is worse then god damn nursery school! *Vacation time again! haha*

1) My manager has resigned her position.. due to to much stress. I can't say that I blame her due to the fact that I work with a bunch of incompetent retards who can't figure out anything on their own. Even on her days off she gets phone calls at all hours.. "How do I do this?" ... "This happened, and I don't know what to do" I'd go effing crazy as well.
Part two of this little drama, is the one front desk fucktard [who is dumb as a box of rocks] is saying that the manager job was promised to her by Mr. Oaks.. yeah, ok darlin' he's gonna hand over the reigns of manager to a dumb ass who doesn't even know how to turn a computer on. He may be dumb.. but he's not that dumb. Anyway, now that he's hired someone else as manager, she's all pissed off and doesn't want to work any of her shifts. Ugh, it's sooo re-god-damn-diculous!! I wanna slap all these bitches!!

2) Mr. 125 - STILL MISSING!! This guy has been staying here since before I left for Vegas.. he got the room for something like 35 days.. and paid IN CASH at check in.. CASH, it came to like $1900.00. But anyway that's not the point. Ever since he's been here, he's been all paranoid that there's been people out to get him. And he claimed that the reason he was staying here, is because he was stabbed in the head, and the guy who did it found him, and he couldn't go home. So yeah, apparently he's been missing since like the 19th.. all his shit is still here, and his family has been leaving messages, cuz they're all worried about him as well. I'm pretty sure they're gonna find him in a ditch somewhere.

Other then that... same old boring Comfort Inn. *Welcome Back* :s

It's funny how all this shit seems to go away, as I'm sitting here eating this stolen bowl of Lucky Charms.. and typing this.. hoping to get a chuckle out of someone :)

**Candace - YOU NEED PROPER SLEEP! I don't care what you say with all this "I'm not tired" bull shit! If you don't sleep like a normal person, I'm totally gonna go go gadget kick your ass!!**
- haha 'go go gadget wang' -

Adios MoFo!!
-Ash

So Totally Awesome!!

Wow.. words can not even begin to describe, I don't even know where to start! haha
LAS FUCKING VEGAS!
It's sooo amazing!! -Walking the entire damn strip however.. not so amazing haha, did I pay for that one.. couldn't walk for like a day and a half :(- Everything there is just soo beautiful! I took lots of pictures so everyone better look at them, even though they do nothing for the actual thing.
5 days was so not enough time! I didn't want to come home! To this horrid horrid cold.. *boo* The idea of being on the plane all night didn't help the cause either, cuz that just sucked a whole lot of ass.

-My mom's classic blonde moment- We were on our way to the hotel.. on a bus with a crazzzzy ass driver.. my mom looks out the window, and says "hmm, there's a lot of Nevada plates.." HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Some people that my mom knows met us there.. I wasn't to impressed with this whole thing at first. But then I never would have got to meet Ethan. Who is the most amazing boy and I think my new soul-mate. haha It's so nice to find a boy who wants to do the same bad things to Dane Cook as I do! lol. Soo cute!! It's almost ashame that he likes boys.. We had way to much fun. You couldn't help but laugh at everything that came out of his mouth.

Quotes a la Ethan:
"Peace out girl scout"
"Oh, you're homeless? ..That must suck!"
"This drink is effing me in the A"
"..Needs more cow bell!"
"I saw some old woman almost get hit by a taxi! ..It made my life!"
"Recockulous"

GREAT TIMES! haha drinkin' Adios Mother Fuckers! [Adios MoFo!] Rockin' out to Panic! At the Disco, Makin' fun of people [lol 'Fat Chopsticks'], and of course I can't forget.. hunting down the corner of 4th & Fremont. [It's these substandard motels on the (lalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont Street] ..which by the way, is NOT a motel, it's the Neon Museum. lol Ohh god I LOVE this boy!! I'm definitely gonna be making a trip up to good old PA to pay him a visit!

I was EXTREMELY pissed off that I DIDN'T GET TO SEE DANE COOK! [insert line of profanity here] We had to go see stupid Cirque Du Soleil.. *boo* I wanted to hang myself with one of they're gay little ribbons that they swung around on *Grrr* All I wanted was to see Dane Cook, so I could do very bad things to him.

I did get to see Hoover Dam.. I was tres excited!! It's amazing!! I went on a dam tour, and got to take all the dam pictures I wanted! *Sweeeeeeeeeeeet* Although, our dam tour guide could not for the life of him say the word 'generator' he kinda mumbled it all together.. and to make things more funny, 'generator' was EVERY OTHER WORD OUT OF HIS DAM MOUTH!

It sucks to be home.. I wanna go back to Vegas, where it's warm and beautiful!

**Check out my pictures!! ['My Photo Memories/My Birthday Extravaganza'] -F.Y.I- There's 2 pages.. so make sure you see them both! :)**

Peace Out Girl Scout! :p
-Ash

A Note From The Desk Of Ash

Before I leave:..

Thanks for all the birthday wishes I've already gotten!! *I feel so loved* & I love how I've made my way into a few MSN names already.. IT'S AMAZING!
[November 16th should be a national holiday.. cuz I was born on this day!] haha

Kate-Dawg: Thanks. When I come home we're totally getting smashed and exploding mentos and coke in Rapids View parking lot!!

Mel-B: Of course I will never forget my 19th at The Planet.. that disgusting building full of disease! haha. It was great times!! Thanks for the happy birthday and the song!
happy birthday to u (in 2),
happy birthday to u (in 2),
happy birthday dear ashley,
happy birthday to u (in 2)!
Superb song writing skills Mel!! You are one JBFer that will always kick ass!!

Marina: Thank you my dear.. aren't people born on November 16th just soo cool!! Better then all the rest!! haha *Get ready for your big stripper with the extra big junk that I'm bringing home for you*

Candace: I will take a random picture for you.. so random that it will make you pee your pants with laughter! More so then that poor man who got eaten by bats..
*I will probably re-pack like 3 more times before tomorrow.. because I still feel like I forgot something, and yes, if I do forget something, I'll just buy a new one* lol

Sean: Just when I think you can't possibly get any cuter.. lol. Of course I won't do anything that you wouldn't do.. and yes I will behave. I can't cause to much chaos without you... haha ;) I can't wait to talk to you tonight! xoxox

*Huggs* to everyone!!

Even though I [once again] left everything to the last minute, I think I finished it all in an orderly fashion.. haha. Got my laundry done, had a bit of a sleep, packed my suitcase [like 4 times.. and I still feel like I'm forgetting something] and got to the bank. With all this American money I feel soo gangsta!! haha I can't help but have this feeling that I should be surrounded by Hoes, and be throwing the money at them. - Why is American money so god damn ugly?! And dirty?! Ugh.. I hate it so! -

-Ash

My Last Night In Comfort Inn Hell

-[Well.. before my vacation! Sadly, I haven't thrown out the Q.U.I.T word yet]-

* HOORAY!! *

Tonight is my last shift.. I don't have to return to this place of business until November the 22nd at 11:00pm!! *eeeeee* Eight glorious days of not having to cater to whiny little bitches, and stay awake all night bored out of my skull!
I plan to stay awake every night.. AND BE DRUNK OUTTA MY MIND! hahaha! [Just kidding.. that statement makes me seem a little like an alcoholic.. and I'm definitely not one of those.. alcoholics go to meetings lol]

My throat is killing me tonight, it's still as swollen as ever.. completely closed on the left side. but...

Tomorrow I leave for SIN CITY!! I'm expecting LOTS of birthday wishes when I come home! [I'm also expecting the possibility of having to have my tonsils out.. *boo* but lets not think of that nonsense right now..]

Marina.. - My Birthday Twin - since I won't talk to you on 'our' birthday - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - I hope you have a kick ass one! We so totally have to do something when I come home.. a little BIRTHDAY TWIN FIESTA! ..and maybe we can invite Candace & Kristy [if they're good] as well as anyone else our little hearts desire!

Candace.. I'm sure you will kick some serious Japanese ass on your Japanese test! And if not, I'll either blow up, or burn down anything to do with Sir Issac.. and I will make them make things all better for you :)
-[Now come to the dark side and eat cookies]- lol

Talk to y'all in a week! I will miss you!

::In traditional Ash fashion, I once again left shit to the very last minute::

My 'To Do' List:..
* Sleep [maybe]
* Laundry
* Get my ass to the bank
* Finish packing [and when I say finish, I mean pretty much start]
* I better get my phone 'date!' Or I'll be very disappointed!
* BE AT THE AIR PORT for 11:00am tomorrow!

Au Revoir
-Ash

[ You, my sweet boy are all I'll ever want for my birthday.. I wish you were coming with me and I will miss you lots! xoxox ]

*Sigh* 1 More Night

So.. training has been at least bearable, she seems like a cool chick. I still hate it, cuz it throws off my "groove" ..but we have the same sick sense of humour, and we make fun of the guests haha. It's good times. I really hope I don't have to train tonight as well.. cuz I think I'll cry.

The stupid F.E power went out AGAIN tonight.. last night it was planned, where as tonight, I knew nothing about it. DAMN IT! It's such a pain in the ass when the power goes out.. to have to keep screwing with the breakers, and then having to reset everything! *Grr* Thank god it was only out for about an hour. [But, Marina.. that's why I left you so fast in the middle of you saying night, night.. sorry, the electricity was a bitch]

Hmm.. yeah, I really have nothing to write about tonight.. it was a pretty boring shift, with training and all :( ..I guess it's always a riot to sit in the dark with your little flash light, and hope to god you don't get mugged and or other wise. And when the power goes out in F.E it gets damn dark.. can't see an effing thing.. and the stupid "emergency lights" in this place, only stay on for about 15 minutes. Niiiice!! What good does that do honestly?!

I can't wait to get outta here! Is that sad.. that I loathe my job and it's existence soo much. Haha, does it look like I care.. nope. In a way, I feel kinda bad.. due to the face that I'm leaving and there's no one to cover my shifts. [Cuz the crack whore that was supposed to work them quit, and I don't think the girl I've been training can handle things on her own yet.] So now, it looks like some of my fellow co-workers are gonna be pulling the dreaded 12 hour shift to fill "my time". Ahh well.. you people have fucked me over enough in the past 10[ish] months that I've worked here.. and PAY BACK SUCKS BITCHES! *Mwhahaha*

I crave bubble tea, in the worst way! And Candace.. damn it! I want to know this story of yours.. You say it's nothing.. I say you lie! Tell me! *shakey fist* Don't make me beat it out of you, cuz trust me.. I will have NO problem doing that missy!
As well.. Marina, I don't believe you about this hysterical 'ghost' comment that you supposedly left me.. what did it say? Hmmm. It's always easier to blame it on the blog right, it's all the blog.. they effed everything up :p haha.

Wow, this was the shit blog to end all shit blogs.. I'm very disappointed in myself, and this writing disaster!

Cheers
-Ash

1 more shift, and I'm outta here bitches!!
((2)) days until my birthday extravaganza!! *yee'haw* lol

Looks Like I'm Gonna Be Better For My Trip!

Today, I am feeling like 90% better!! I can swallow [most things] and I can eat solid food.. I just have to chew it A LOT before I even think about swallowing. I still have to stay away from acidy food, such as my precious orange juice *tear, cuz I love it so* and brushing my teeth hurts like a mofo. But I think I'm gonna be in ship-shape for my trippy! Which is faaaaaaaaaaaantastic! [Thank you I.V drugs for working so fast! I now have a whole new respect for you]

I had another 'fun' training shift tonight.. *grrr* I loathe training people! It wasn't the same old lady that I trained last night though, apparently she's not coming back.. I heard from my manager today, that this lady talked to her husband about the job, and he wasn't comfortable with her getting stuck with all night shifts or something. Which wouldn't be the case.. cuz I work 5 days a week, so she'd get like 2 max per week.. But then my manager was telling me that she thinks the one girl [the evil bitch one] said something to her last night before I got here, to scare her away.. and yeah, I can totally see her pulling some shit like that because she is a dumb skank.
The girl I did train tonight though, was very sweet.. and I can see myself getting along with her.. [she's got the same 'weird' sense of humor, and the swearing problem I do] which is good, cuz I pretty much hate everyone else that I work with haha.

~Miso hungy, I so should have brought something to eat~ :(

Candace.. I'm still sad that I never got to hear your 'story' why are you not here to tell it to me damn it?!

Apparently the power is supposed to go out here at like 3am.. and come back on god knows when, so I get to spend my shift in the dark *yay* I'm tres excited for that one.. *grrr* Stupid F.E!

Toodles !
-Ash

2 more shifts & I'm outta here for 8 days!! *eeee*
((3)) days till the BIRTHDAY!

..And I'm Reminded Why I Hate Doctors

"Go to the doctor Ash", "It will make you feel better Ash" - To all the people who said these words to me.. EFF YOU! haha.

For those who aren't up to par with why I'm damning all these people who were 'just looking out for me' my throat has once again decided to be a bitch.. and this time, my little trip to the doctor was NOT pretty.

My day started out with Miss Candace, calling me.. waking me up to yell at me. Cause who doesn't love to be woken up in such a way. Then I made my way down to the stupid walk-in clinic [where the doctors were just as stupid as last time] I got the same, "oh, that's a bad infection, only it's more to the left side this time." ..Thanks genius! I could have told you that, and I didn't pay a million dollars for med school. Just gimmie more drugs, and send me on my way.

But that solution wasn't good enough.. apparently I had an abscess something on my tonsils, so they had to send me to the hospital to get it drained *shudder* and then they would give me meds there. Well, as soon as he mentioned the idea of getting cut.. I was down for the count, I got the whole light-headed, can't see straight thing going on, then wham, I was out haha.

After I had some time to get over the queasy passing out ness, they sent me to the hospital.. WHERE I WAITED FOREVER! Finally after waiting in the little smelly hospital room for like an hour, the nurse comes in, and is all like, oh we need to give you these meds via I.V ..uhh, what? No, no honey.. I don't want a damn I.V give me real drugs and let me go home! Sadly, I lost.. so I.V for me. They filled my veins with this shit that I swear I was allergic to, because as soon as it went in.. my whole arm was on fire, and did they care.. nope.

When I finally got to see the doctor, he was all like, "We have to make an incision in your tonsils to drain the puss that's making it swell, once we do this, you will feel much better" First of all EWWW!! Second of all, I don't want this!! So he sprayed my throat with this numbing shit.. worst tasting shit ever! Then I also got a needle full of freezing shit. Yay, I've always wanted a needle in my mouth. :s Then he proceeded to shove his little scalpel down my throat and cut away bits of my tonsils. *It was jolly good fun* I did get to play with this sucky tube, that sucked out all my spit though, that was pretty fun.. until it started sucking out blood with the spit anyway.

They then felt the need to take more of my blood [the god damn leeches] and make me lay there for 47 hours before they would let me leave.

Long story shirt, I left for the hospital at around 2:30.. and I didn't get out of there until like 9:30. THEN I still had to come into work, cause people are stupid, and wouldn't work my shift.. and I had to train. Yay, just what I've always wanted! Having to train someone after I just had a scalpel down my throat.. and can't talk!

Now, I get to go take my meds.. huge ass horse pills.. HOW THE HELL DO THEY EXPECT ME TO SWALLOW THESE WHEN I CAN'T SWALLOW MY OWN SPIT!? ..Do you know what the nurse told me, "crush them up, and mix them with jam" ..Uhh, I've got a better idea, smarten the fuck up, and give me LIQUID meds! Dumb bitches!

Guh.. ok.. have to go choke down this pill.. wish me luck.. :(

Cheers
-Ash

Another T.Dot Adventure

First: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE SISTER!! The big 12 today!!

[Nov. 8, 2006]
As usual, another super fun day with Miss Mina in Toronto!
It all started at the bus station.. when we [well I] got into one of our usual morbid conversations. There was a poster of two little kiddies who had went missing on November 5, and the first thing that pops outta my mouth when I see it.. "They're probably dead by now" I can't help it, that's just the way my mind works :p

We get on the bus.. and the super fun convos continue! They include everything from a little T.C.M [to chase Mina's fears away] to wonderful childhood.. and BOBBY'S WORLD! Which is the greatest cartoon ever!
*http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/255-bobbys-world/*
Best Quote Ever: "Hush little baby, don't say a word, mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird, and if that mocking bird don't sing... I'm gonna rip off it's feathers and tear off his wings!"

We got off the bus, and then we were on our way to York Uni. A crazy long sub-way ride, and a dilapidated bus ride [with a chick in desperate need to pluck her eye brows] later, we arrived. And from what I saw.. your uni is soo not ugly and you go to school with the coolest kids!! It was tres nice of them to include me in their "Pie Day" fiesta.. and even go the extra step, and serve it to me lol. It was even fun when the carnage ensued.. haha hand less pie eating, and lots of "pie meet face" as well as "pie meet floor.. and wall" haha. It was great times!

Then we got back on the dilapidated bus [minus the eye brow beast] and then "rode the rocket" back to down town. While on the sub-way, we had more interesting conversation about the language "Hmoob" and how it's spoken by the people of "Hmoobia" haha as well as the "Tagalong" language haha - actually that dumb ass crap was all me!! It is also 'rumored' that I said if Strombo had AIDS.. I would still sleep with him, cuz it would be cool to be able to say that I got AIDS from Sexxy Strombo :p ..Oh how I wish I could say this was a lie..

Then we went for some 'Lupper' at Philthy McNasty's. Which is soo delicious! If you ever have the chance to eat at Philthy's I recommend doing so! While we were eating our delicious food.. and waiting for our shit waitress to pay attention to us. In walks a super cute Australian boy with his little pals.. [who weren't Australian, so they don't matter] lol. Wow.. he was hot, I wanted to take his picture.. and then bring him out back for some.. *stay on track Ash! Focus!*

Then it was 'The Eternal Flame' - which I think I became obsessed with, China Town - for some inside out duck action, The Eaton Center & The cute little Church, Best Buy, and bus station. We got on the bus, and the crazzzy bus driver got the bus stuck, and almost took out a lamp post complete with street sign.

Twas a great, great day!!
*Check out the photos in 'My Photo Memories' / Toronto Adventure*

..and now, my "Bitch-Throatitus" aka Strep Throat is back, and I'm not a happy camper! *Grrr*

Lates
-Ash

((5)) days ! -[you would be the best gift]-

Ash To The Rescue.. Yet Again

So, I come into work tonight.. [my last night before 3 nights off thank god!] And my skanky co-worker is here.. with her little bed buddy who strangely checked out 3 days ago.. but is back now because she's working. All that aside, I'm just soo greatful that the hotel is quiet tonight, and there will be no more shenanigans like last night.

Anyway, she hands me this note.. from the 'morning girl' It basically said "There's something wrong with the till.. did you take in money and not put it in the safe before you left. I don't know what's wrong, but the till is over by a lot of money"
I so love coming into work, and having to fix the mistakes of the other morons that I work with. It brings me so much joy...
Firstly.. way to try and pin your fuck up on me! Kudos to you on that one hunnie! Secondly.. the money that was taken in.. was done under you name, it has your initials beside it.. so trying to pin your fuck up on me.. really fuckin' stupid. You're lucky that I am an honest person, with a fair amount of morals.. cuz I could have just taken that extra money [like 250 bucks] that you were to stupid to figure out had to go in the safe.. and all the blame would have been put on you. The 'problem' itself took no time to fix, but that's so not the point. It seems to be the wat things work around here. Someone effs something up, and just leaves it for someone else to fix. Nice co-workers eh.

*Just call me Dr. Phil [only cooler, and not annoying as hell]*
Today's story:.. "The Creeper & The Lazy Eyed Crack-Whore"

I'm so lucky! I got to have another stimulating conversation with this stupid, stupid boy. Why do these whiney little bitches always turn to me for advice?! -Tonight's Little Drama- How much he loves this lazy eyed skank, even though she has no feelings WHAT SO EVER for him. So he sits there all depressed and pines for her, and then whines to me about it all. GET OVER IT! Trust me, I know this girl.. she will NEVER date you, she only talks to you, cuz you spend money on her. She's got you so god damn whipped.. she says jump, and you say how high and what can I buy you. It's your own damn fault that you can't see this, and it's your own stupidity for continuing to go back to her every time she needs something. Then the best part is, you ask for advice, and get all pissy with me cuz you don't wanna accept the truth. THE TRUTH SOMETIMES HURTS SWEETHEART.. GET USED TO IT!

*Don't get jizz in your eyes kiddies.. it causes laziness*

Wow, crazzziest thing!! I never use my MYSPACE anymore.. due to the fact that it's stupid and I only ever got one good thing out of it. But I got a message on there tonight from a girl that I went to elementary school with. It was so awesome! [See Candace.. some good does come out of MYSPACE.. mostly bad, but some good]

**Mina, I FORGOT!!! S.D.A.S!!! Me sorry**

Cheers
-Ash

((9)) days... all I want for my birthday is .Y.O.U. !!

What A Fuckin' Night !

Oh my god! Was tonight ever a shitty one! I have honestly not stopped until right now.. [5:00 in the a.m]

It's been a night of dealing with drunks, getting hit on.. by drunks, cleaning up after.. you guessed it drunks, and getting bitched at because of the drunks. THIS IS WHY I HATE DRUNKS!

11:30.. phone rings, "can you do something about the people in the hallway" I go up there.. it's a bunch of drunk hockey dads.. I ask them to shut up.. 10 minutes later the phone rings again.. they're still making noise! I go up there again, and tell them that they have to go to their rooms, cuz they signed a noise policy and if they're not quiet after 11, I'll have to call the cops. They all say good night to each other, and go to bed.

Then.. one of them comes down here for some 'tea' ..totally hits on me! *Ewwww!! Fuck off!!* Then he starts telling me about the hockey team.. and his 12 YEAR OLD SON! Uhh, ok.. that's fuckin nasty.. get the fuck away from me you old creepy man!! I don't know what you guys to out in PA but it's not done here.

Then, more drunks.. not with the hockey team, but with some government place. They come back from the bar TOTALLY TRASHED. Making so much noise, then they say we're just getting ice.. I look.. AND THEY'VE SPILT ICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. So everything is soaked, and now they've decided to drink in the hallway. Uhh no! I get them all into their rooms, and think it's all done for the night. Then I get to drag out the nasty mop.. to clean up all the melted ice bits.. fun times!

About half an hour later, this guy comes out swearing at me, telling me that I better get the guys in 131 to shut the fuck up.. or he's gonna call the cops. Umm.. I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you have no right to stand there and swear at me honey! I follow him down the hall, he beats on the door, and starts screaming [making twice as much noise] at the people in 131. Then he stomps into his room like a little girl. I talked to the people in 131, met a very nice boy named Chris, who was super sweet to me, and he made sure that everyone was super quiet for the rest of the night. He even chased one of his little buddies down the hall and dragged him back to the room so he wouldn't wake anyone. lol.

Then I had to guys come in [drunk] that had just walked here.. FROM BUFFALO. Apparently they had taken a limo over to the hockey game.. and the limo, along with their friends left without them. They were from Sudbury... haha. Anyway, while they were in Buffalo trying to find their way back to the Peace Bridge.. they got mugged at the friendly local Wal-Greens. *Niiiice* They took the one guy's wallet, and the other guys bag of chips haha. So they walked all this way, and stopped here to see if they could get a cab. I felt soo bad for them!! lol

AND THEN I had more drunk hockey guys come in... asking me if we sold chap-stick.. cuz their lips were really dry. They weren't any trouble though, they just asked for chap-stick [?] and then went up to their room.

Holy shit... I really kinda like when my job is boring... at least I don't have to deal with this shit! :s That was brutal!!

Ciao
-Ash
((10)) days until my .B.I.R.T.H.D.A.Y.

-Oh, also, Candace.. you'll like this one.. I got a message tonight from "Thunderbay" telling me how he would like to see me at Christmas when he comes home. Uhh.. I've got a better idea darlin' how about you GO FUCK YOUR SELF!! haha.. jesus.. WHY ME?!

Comfort Inn 1 - Rodent 0 ?

I was on my way to work tonight *hooray* and my phone rings. I answer.. it's the girl that had been working the 3-11 shift. I can tell by her voice that she's almost in tears, so I was like is everything ok? The response.. "There's a mouse behind the front desk, and one of the toilets in one of the rooms is over flowing.. will you be here soon?" I'm thinking A MOUSE.. you're having a fit because of a mouse? I'm speeding as it is.. and trying to calm her down.. so I was all like "It's only a mouse hun, but I'll be there in about 10 minutes.."

So, I get here.. and she's up dealing with the toilet *shudder* I'd make the jack ass plunge his own toilet! Eff that! "Here's a plunger pumpkin.. enjoy" She comes down and tells me that she hasn't been behind the desk for most of her shift due to the mouse and that Mark was trying to kill it with a broom.. Then she tells me that it was soo tiny, so right away, I'm thinking there's more, but I didn't want to tell her that. haha. I haven't seen the thing my whole shift.. so either they scared it into perma-hiding.. or the damage from the broom beating finally won, and the poor little bastard is dead somewhere, where his little mousey corpse will never be found.

We're full of a bunch of my favourite guests tonight.. little hockey bastards *grrr* I loathe the hockey kiddies when they're here. Especially when they're little-ins like these ones. I had to deal with them screwing around in the lobby for half the night. *Parents, beat your children!* Again this weekend we're 100% booked.. NO CLUE why. Steve must be promising free B.Js with every room rented haha between that little miss hussy using this place as her own personal brothel.. no wonder we're rakin' in the peeps *yikes* That cheap jack ass must be seeing dollar signs like a mofo.

Speaking of little miss hussy.. I love how they hire her like 3 weeks ago.. and she's had every weekend off. I SHOULD BE GETTING WEEKENDS OFF. That's usually how the whole concept of 'seniority' works. I can't wait to get outta this place! As soon as I get back from my vacation.. I've gotta get my ass in gear, and find a new job. I'm sick of always getting screwed by these people.. it's not something I enjoy.

Another one of my big pet peeves about this place:..
When someone can clearly see that you're wide awake, and doing something, and they ask "Oh, did I wake you?" Are you bloody blind you damn fool! You might as well light someone on fire and ask "Oh, are you hot?" *SLAP* - to all the morons of the world.

Toodle-Ooo
-Ash

((11)) days till it's my birthday [we're gonna party like it's my birthday, we're gonna sip bacardi like it's my birthday, and I know you don't give a fuck, it's not you're birthday!]

What's The Time.. It's Gotta Be Close To Midnight.. ♪

-Actually, it's closer to 3am-

*Sigh* ..car shopping sucks balls! Usually I enjoy shopping, I'm a bit of an impulse buyer actually :s But the whole idea of having to buy a new car.. SUCKS. Possibly because I have to buy this car with money that I do not have. So I have to go talk to the good people at BMO and say "Gimmie Money! ..please" And then I'm going to be paying them off for the rest of my damn life. Guh, why does this have to be such a pain in the ass!?
Oh Monte.. why do you have to be such a bitch?! You're just not worth what it's gonna cost me to fix your sorry ass.
-I just want a car! I'm so sick of driving the pumpkin orange 'Soccer Mom's Dream'. So, if anyone has any suggestions as to what kind of car I should look into buying [something little, and cute.. like moi] I'm up for them :)

As I got into good old F.E. tonight, whats this.. SNOW?! Yes, more god damn snow! *Grrr* The rules [my rules] state that IT'S NOT ALLOWED TO SNOW BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY! Which, when I last checked.. is still TWELVE days away. So, I'm really hoping that this white powdery substance that's covering the ground.. is coke haha. That would make me [as well as all the coke heads around here] feel a lot better.. that the rules had not been broken ;)

When I got here.. things got a little better..
I pulled into the parking lot, and seen a familiar company van.. We get lots of guys that work for this particular company that stay here. But the "Porno Guy" also works for this company, so I was all like 'Hmm, I wonder if it's him' [is it sad that I remember his name?] So, I came in and looked in the computer.. AND IT'S TOTALLY HIM!! haha. He's here until the 4th of November.. I wonder if he'll be inquiring about any movies of the pornography persuasion. I'm hoping that he got smart.. and brought some of his own this time.. cause I really felt bad for that boy the last time.. with him being all 'frustrated' and such. lol Good times!

I got to talk to the cutest little old lady tonight.. who told me that "she's a kid trapped in an old lady body" she "loves to play war games on the computer.. you can't get her off them" and that her "husband is retired now, so she sees him 24/7, and that's why she needed this vacation" It's people like her that make this job some what enjoyable. Cute and completely harmless.. and you know they're not gonna make some cheap pass at you, and offer you booze if you come to their room.

Other then that, same old boring night at the Comfort Inn. What, were you expecting something exciting? haha. Sorry to disappoint.

-[The season premiere of The OC sucked tonight!! In case anyone wanted to know]-

Au Revoir
-Ash

((12)) days until birthday de moi
-[10.months.today]-

Verdict

So.. I went to see 'SAW III' tonight. - [well.. last night, if you wanna get all technical] :p
I have to say I was pretty excited for this movie, especially after my brother told me that it was the grossest thing he had ever seen. I'm sorry to say little brother, but I THINK YOU'RE TURNING INTO A LITTLE PANSY ASS ON ME!!

**My Verdict**
Gross.. not really, I mean it had a few moments, but by far NOT the grossest.. I could come up with FAR worse!
Disappointed.. VERY
I didn't like the whole flash back idea.. as well as the whole "I'm an angry father who wants revenge because my kid was killed by a drunk driver" - that's not cool.. or the "psycho killer" who goes all EMO.. with the 'Ooo, I'm a cutter!' :s Gimmie a break!
However, I did like the fact that some chick gets her head exploded.. that was pretty awesome. haha.. [wow, I think I need help :s]

It was tres fun to get to see all my JBF'ers! I haven't seen them in so long! Good times guys! And thanks Kate-Dawg for not getting super scared.. and punching me in the face again :) that's always appreciated!!

Ta-ta
-Ash

((13)) days till I am old.. I WANT A SCOOTER! haha

By the way.. Candia: You always yell at me when I neglect your comment space! So WTF?! And don't use school as an excuse missy! haha You will learn more from me then you ever could in school ;) haha

Ahh November

What a wonderful month.. mostly because it’s the month that I was born.. :) But also because my vacation is closer then ever! 2 weeks! Then I get away from that Hell.. I so wish it was for longer then 8 days.. but I’ll take what I can get!

Candace, I’m very disappointed that we didn’t get our trip to the pumpkin patch.. you owe me a picture of myself sitting a-top a giant pumpkin!! As well as pumpkin seeds, lots and lots of pumpkin seeds lol. Also :read the comment that I left you on your bloggy blog!: [and yes, my “Halloween side note”, is included in it, I AM aware of this, so NO need to point it out]

I found something to “dress” Tiger in for Halloween haha - his little sweater, it’s not a pirate, but I suppose it will have to do for this year. Next Halloween.. He’s definitely getting the whole pirate ensemble! *no accidents required* ;) Also, this is Marina’s new alter ego due to the fact that she was itchy. ‘Fergus Fungus’ - she also likes to go by ‘Fungie’ hahaha - sorry Mina :) you know I say it with love!
* Just a little post Halloween side note - Don’t you think it’s odd that we teach our children that it’s wrong to beg, and take candy from strangers.. But on Halloween, it’s ok. Way to confuse the hell outta the poor little bastards! Ahh well.. I’m always up for the mental destruction of little kiddies! It’s a jolly good time! *

*Pip-pip* Cheerio
-Ash

((14)) days till my birthday.. I want lots of gifts! Haha

Whatever Happened To My 'Transylvania Twist' ? ♪

Guh.. I wanted to put a super fun 'Happy Halloween' picture here.. but this site blows and won't let me.. so..

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!!

Hope everyone has a good one.. make sure to steal lots of candy from the helpless little kiddies! [Nah, I joke, it's not nice to steal.. you could scar the poor little bastards for life]

..For those who don't know, my title is a lyric from the greatest Halloween song ever
-The Monster Mash- haha :p

Keep it Spooky!
-Ash

((15)) Dayz

. . .

Hmm, I don't really have much to write.. it just feels weird if I don't write something while I'm at work haha.

3 days off!! TRES EXCITED!! I need to get outta here, this place is draining me of my goodness lol.

I finally bought a case for my digi-cam :) now I can take it places without fear of it being scratched.. I hate things that are scratched haha. It makes them look so ugly, like my poor celly :( And, I got to watch Space Balls, which is a great movie! Anything that makes fun of Star Wars.. has Rick Moranis, and a 'Mr. Coffee' next to a 'Mr. Radar' is ok by me!

Candace.. we need to go to the damn PUMPKIN PATCH! As well as get some TEA IN BUBBLE FORM!

..I want sleep :) sleep is good!

T00dles
-Ash

((16)) dayssss

..So I'll Say "I Hate You" For Tonight ♪

*Those song lyrics just seemed appropriate for a title*

Before I get to deep into this fury and forget: Candace, the random pictures I took for you are in my little photo album thingie :) even though you guys were all mean to me tonight, and you don't deserve them :p

I seem to be involved in this on going battle with my stupid car. My damn dad starts in on me about it at like 10:00.. I'm trying to finish getting ready for work, and I have him over my shoulder about every little god-damn thing. Talking to me like I'm stupid with the whole "even if you pay to fix the car.. there's no guarantee that something else won't go wrong.. but you have to pay to fix it, cuz if you try to sell it you'll be lucky to get $20 bucks for it" Yeah thanks dad.. I KNOW! I'm gonna end up spending about $1000 to fix this piece of shit.. just so I can sell it, and still be carless. Then he starts with the "oh, you have to go to the bank, and just ask about a loan.. find out what the monthly payments would be and such.." blah, blah, blah. Yeah thanks, I know this as well.. but why go if there's a chance that my car can be fixed?! I'm not gonna take out a loan for a car unless I absolutely have to.. cuz then I'll be paying the good people at BMO till I'm dead.. Guh, I'm just so fed up! I want to take a baseball bat to that damn car.. and then maybe turn it on him!
**If anyone's looking for birthday gift ideas pour moi.. a new car would be nice haha**

Anyway, I finally get him to shut up, and drive that gay ass 'Soccer Mom' van to work. Only to get here.. and have my rage fueled. The stupid skank that was working.. the one that's been here a week.. whom which I trained.. starts telling me how to do my job. Hold up there sweet heart! First of all I HATE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO! Especially when it's from someone who's worked here a hell of a lot less then I have. Don't even try it.. cuz I'll bitch slap the shit outta you! I'm not proud of the fact that I've worked here as long as the god damn manager.. but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take orders from a married mom of 3 kiddies who likes to screw off to rooms with the guests while training!
As soon as the new year rolls around, and I can say that I've been here for a year.. I'm out! I can't take this shit anymore. Workin' with a bunch of crack heads who think that I don't know what I'm doing, just cuz I'm younger then them. Eff that!
Then.. to make my night complete.. I have to work for an extra hour due to the clock change and the damn power went out, only for like 10 minutes, but still. I'm so glad that we're full of old people, so they were all asleep. You gotta love playing with a giant power switch in the fuse box when you can't see a damn thing! Even more so when someone moves the flash light so you have no idea where it is. When I finally got the power back on.. I kept getting error messages from the computers, so I got to do my most favourite thing in the world.. CALL PROPERTY SUPPORT! *Hooray* Bunch of nerdy geeks who think they know everything about everything, just shut up and fix this damn computer! Thank god the problem was simple and they fixed it pronto.. cuz if I had to listen to them, I think I would have reached through the phone and hit them. :)

On the plus side.. I didn't get any 'proposals' to join anyone in bed tonight.. gorgeous or otherwise..

The only good part of the night was watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Showcase.. it was cut to shit, but the whole chopping off an arm with a meat cleaver is pure cinematic brilliance.

If I don't get out of this bad luck soon.. I'm gonna be one unhappy camper :( I just feel like a horrible person.. cuz I've been snapping on everyone lately.. and that's not me..

Toodles
-Ash

((17)) not that I give a shit anymore