This business of NOT SLEEPING is really starting to piss me off!! Today's reason[s]..
(*) Woken up by a XXX dream.. lol which won't be elaborated upon [but know this IT WAS HOTT]
(*) God damn phone rang..
(*) Add some more tossing & turning.. from all that 'excitement' :s
- You're the reason I'm not sleeping lately -
-[I've come to the conclusion that all British people are FULL OF AWESOMENESS, and all French people are BASTARDS!]-
Speaking of bastards.. Mr. Oaks.. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!? You're not wanted.. I so wanna kill you in your sleep! Other then the misfortune of him being here, it's gonna be another loong and boring night here at the Comfort Inn F.E. :s I'm sooo tired.. my eyes burn :( and are tres heavy, they wanna close, and I have to fight with them to stay open. *boo* I'm gonna be soo dead during lunch tomorrow..
But..
CHRISTMAS LUNCH
Hmm, I effing hate these things with every fibre of my being.. but I kinda enjoyed this one [possibly because it's oh so sexual.. lol]
But anyway.. I thought I'd share this fun Christmas forward with y'all :-)
21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you 'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full. I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
Toodles
-Ash
- Thinkin' about you, dreamin' about you, got me goin' crazy -
3 comments:
Ooooohhh Ashley....
Don't forget your camera!
CAMERA!
And yes, we can throw food at the college kids, but only if they're funny looking [which you totally know they are....]
'Let's do lumch!'
...yet another thing you may or may not of ruined for me (people never say this to me so I'm not sure it matters)
....um..... lunch....
Uni has taught me how to spell kids!
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