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    December 21, 2006

    every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings

    -[4]-

    (*) Guess the Christmas movie quote title.. and win a prize! ..maybe haha (*)

    Blah! Another long and oh so boring night! Soo sleepy.. I want my bed! And my pillow! And my blanket! And a certain boy mixed up in all that with me!

    ~Note: Sushi does not count as dinner.. so, when I suggest dinner, please no more sushi! *cringe* Just the thought of it makes my heart sad~

    *Yawn* Yeah.. I totally got nothin' tonight was a whole lot of sitting.. trying to remain sane.. and dozing off woo woo!! Now give me money!!

    Ohh!! I do have a story!! This crazzy woman came in, and I was all like the cheapest price is $80 + tax. Then she went on for like 20 minutes asking me if we had any of these discounts. LADY! I just said the CHEAPEST room rate is $80 + tax.. if there was cheaper with a discount, then $80 wouldn't be the cheapest now would it. NO! So take your room key, and fuck yourself. God damn, people are stupid! I soo want her dead!

    [Insert space filler here]
    Another fun Christmas forward.. you can shoot me if you wish, for putting this tripe up here.. haha :-)

    A Christmas Story
    When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

    * Wow, this was the biggest load of shit ever, hopefully tomorrow will be better.. goodie for me I get to train! :s *

    Byes
    -Ash

    - I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know, I wanna f*ck you - :p

    2 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!

    ---It's a Wonderful Life!

    YUs! Two for two! I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win! (8)

    Stupid lady, is she ikn your room right now?

    Does she know of the dangers of static cling?

    ...um whoever wrote that story about Alcoholic Santa...how can you screw up a story about a Santa who has turned to alcoholism? How?

    Anonymous said...

    in one of the rooms right now rather~~~~

    I hope she's not in YOUR room.

    Creepy...