Comfort Inn 1 - Rodent 0 ?

I was on my way to work tonight *hooray* and my phone rings. I answer.. it's the girl that had been working the 3-11 shift. I can tell by her voice that she's almost in tears, so I was like is everything ok? The response.. "There's a mouse behind the front desk, and one of the toilets in one of the rooms is over flowing.. will you be here soon?" I'm thinking A MOUSE.. you're having a fit because of a mouse? I'm speeding as it is.. and trying to calm her down.. so I was all like "It's only a mouse hun, but I'll be there in about 10 minutes.."

So, I get here.. and she's up dealing with the toilet *shudder* I'd make the jack ass plunge his own toilet! Eff that! "Here's a plunger pumpkin.. enjoy" She comes down and tells me that she hasn't been behind the desk for most of her shift due to the mouse and that Mark was trying to kill it with a broom.. Then she tells me that it was soo tiny, so right away, I'm thinking there's more, but I didn't want to tell her that. haha. I haven't seen the thing my whole shift.. so either they scared it into perma-hiding.. or the damage from the broom beating finally won, and the poor little bastard is dead somewhere, where his little mousey corpse will never be found.

We're full of a bunch of my favourite guests tonight.. little hockey bastards *grrr* I loathe the hockey kiddies when they're here. Especially when they're little-ins like these ones. I had to deal with them screwing around in the lobby for half the night. *Parents, beat your children!* Again this weekend we're 100% booked.. NO CLUE why. Steve must be promising free B.Js with every room rented haha between that little miss hussy using this place as her own personal brothel.. no wonder we're rakin' in the peeps *yikes* That cheap jack ass must be seeing dollar signs like a mofo.

Speaking of little miss hussy.. I love how they hire her like 3 weeks ago.. and she's had every weekend off. I SHOULD BE GETTING WEEKENDS OFF. That's usually how the whole concept of 'seniority' works. I can't wait to get outta this place! As soon as I get back from my vacation.. I've gotta get my ass in gear, and find a new job. I'm sick of always getting screwed by these people.. it's not something I enjoy.

Another one of my big pet peeves about this place:..
When someone can clearly see that you're wide awake, and doing something, and they ask "Oh, did I wake you?" Are you bloody blind you damn fool! You might as well light someone on fire and ask "Oh, are you hot?" *SLAP* - to all the morons of the world.

Toodle-Ooo
-Ash

((11)) days till it's my birthday [we're gonna party like it's my birthday, we're gonna sip bacardi like it's my birthday, and I know you don't give a fuck, it's not you're birthday!]