Parents: If you have issues with leaving your children in the care of someone who apparently doesn't have an elementary school education and relies on public transportation due to not having a vehicle then think twice before sending your child to "The Little Stars March Break Day Camp"
When you look at this woman's website it does indeed look VERY child friendly. She's got a nice fenced in yard, and lots of toys. Then you start reading... and you can clearly see that she has no business babysitting a sea sponge, let alone your child.
On ONE page alone, the one where she's asking for 'donations' there are so many elementary school spelling errors! It's rediculous! I understand everyone makes mistakes, but these are priceless, and the fact that she can't even use spell check before making this website available to the world... well, it just makes her look stupid, and unattentive. If I had children, I wouldn't send them to this day care on that basis alone.
Here's a sample:
or just dose not play with - DOES not??
desent condichion - CONDITION??
Care Seats will only be accepted if they are not within 2 years of the expectoration date - CAR seats, & EXPIRATION??
show any sines of where & tear - any SIGNS of WEAR??
chock - CHALK??
art suplises - SUPPLIES??
they are bran new - BRAND NEW?? (when I was in school, there was a D!!)
Car Sets close to or past the exportation date - car SEATS and once again EXPIRATION date?? (unless they're being sent back to Mexico...)
cribs older the 10 years - THEN 10 years?? (she can't even finish words and she wants to watch your children...)
if their is any other items - if THERE ARE any??
Let me remind you that these were ALL from ONE page! There were MANY others!
Would you want your children placed in the care of this woman? A woman who appears to have zero education. An 8 year old child can spell CHALK properly for god sake! If she has simple problems with spelling, who knows what she will do if heaven forbid your child starts to choke on something.
http://www.freewebs.com/kimslittlestars/
March 6, 2010
March 1, 2010
Motherly Love?
It's always nice when a mother refers to her daughter as "that"
That's exactly what this woman did. She was checking in with her daughter, who was probably around 5 or so, and was asking if there were any other doors that had closer access to the parking lot. When I told her no, the only way in or out of the hotel was through the lobby, but I reassured her that it wasn't far, just a small walk around the corner. She responded with, "well, I know, it would just be a lot easier for me with "that" (pointing to her child) if I could just go right out to the car."
My mother has called me her fair amout on things in my life... but never "that"
Me thinks perhaps that she's the type of person THAT shouldn't have children.
*** The daughter by the way, happened to be the cutest little thing. We had like a 15 minute conversation about her cats, and how cats are her best animal. She has 3 of them, and she's going to the zoo tomorrow. ***
That's exactly what this woman did. She was checking in with her daughter, who was probably around 5 or so, and was asking if there were any other doors that had closer access to the parking lot. When I told her no, the only way in or out of the hotel was through the lobby, but I reassured her that it wasn't far, just a small walk around the corner. She responded with, "well, I know, it would just be a lot easier for me with "that" (pointing to her child) if I could just go right out to the car."
My mother has called me her fair amout on things in my life... but never "that"
Me thinks perhaps that she's the type of person THAT shouldn't have children.
*** The daughter by the way, happened to be the cutest little thing. We had like a 15 minute conversation about her cats, and how cats are her best animal. She has 3 of them, and she's going to the zoo tomorrow. ***
February 1, 2010
Bored......
1. Full name: Ashley Justine Gennings
2. Nickname(s): Muffin, Ash_I_Ma_Lee, Boobala, Munch (short for Munchkin), Smashlee, Smidget, Miss Ashley
3. Eyes: I have two of them... you want the colour? Then you should ask that. They are hazel
4. Height: I'm just a little'in .... 5'0
5. Hair: Once again, yes I have hair. Colour: Brown
6. Siblings: Two of them, brother & sister. I am the oldest.
7. Do you like to sing in the shower?: Sometimes. I've won awards.
9. Birthday:? November 16th, 1985
10. Starsign?: Scorpio *sting*
11. Address: I have many, my favourite is ... 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, or 112 Ocean Ave [ do you know where/or what these are?? Hmm??]
13. Righty or lefty: Righty.
14. Whats the most important thing that every relationship should have?: Umm, money ha ha, no no, sex, but seriously ... honesty, trust, and grrrreat sex
15. Have you ever cheated?: Nope, and never would! Unlike some people I do not believe in the whole "It doesn't mean you love them any less" excuse... It's wrong, and sad, and pathetic.
16. Marital status: So in love with my sexy muffin. I love waking up beside you everyday
17. Do you have a car?: Yes, 2004 Chevy Optra - 4 doors and lots of goodies
FAVORITES QUESTIONS:
18. Food: Whip Cream, and Chocolate :p sorry, I think they wanted real food, not 'play' food ... umm, chicken fingers, pizza, potato skins
19. Movie(s): Far to many to list! Anything horror, (classic horror) Disney, Comedy, Action, some Chick-Flicks.
The Hangover, Zach & Miri Make A Porno, Pretty Woman, The Exorcist etc.
20. Song(s): Anything, Rock, Pop, Rap, Hip-Hop, Classic Rock, very little Country.
Fifteen, Waking Up In Vegas, Two is Better Than One, Enter Sandman etc.
21. Tv show(s)?: Ghost Hunters, Destionation Truth, Cake Boss, The Ultimate Fighter etc.
22. Blonde hair or brown?: Brown. Blondes are dumb... and my muffin has brown hair. He's so sexy :-) I have a blonde puppy, but like I said, they are dumb. He's my proof!
23. Actor/Actress?: Don't have any. I'm older then 12, so I don't have stupid celeb crushes.
24. Singer(s)? To many to type.
25. Fav number(s)?: 6 [Richie's birthday & my bro's hockey #] 16 [my birthday] 69 [that's just a fun # lol]
26. Fav month: N-N-November, it's when I came into the world, and that's cause for some celebration!
27. Cartoon: My Pet Monster, The Wuzzles, Bugs Bunny & Tweety
28. Disney?: Sleeping Beauty
29. Color: Pink, Sage Green
30. Do you plan on having children?: Maybe one day, but for now, I have a puppy.
31. Do you want to get married: Yes, I tell Richie everyday that I want to marry him.
33. How old do you wanna be when you're married?? No older then 28
34. Would you have kids before marriage: I don't want bastard babies. I want to be married before we have kiddies.
35. Do you have a b/f or g/f (who)?: Yes, and I love him more then anything in the entire world.
PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER
36. IN a gal or guy do you prefer cute/sexy:? I think I have both, although he doesn't like when I call him cute. So it's "rough & rugged"
38. Music/ TV: I don;t know
39. Guys/ girls?: Dudes!!!
40. green/blue: Both, depending on my mood
41. pink/purple: Probably pink, although purple is nice too
42. summer/winter: Summer! I'm not really a snow fan
43. Night/day: Afternoon?
44. hangin out/chilling: Chillin' people who say hangin out are lame.
45. Dopey/funny: Is this question about the 7 dwarfs? There is no 'Funny' but there is a 'Dopey' so I like him.
46. They know your around when...?: They? Who are "they"
47. Salt or Pepper?: Neither, but if I have to choose - I pick salt.
48. Have you ever taken drugs?: No, I won't put that crap into my body
50. How far would you go on a first date?: Can I choose not to answer this question? I guess it depends on the person ... and how much I like/know them
51. How far would you go for someone you love?: As far as I could possibly go.
52. Which 5 people do you trust the most: Richie, Mom, Dad, Rob, Cooper
53. romantic night /wild nite out: Wild-Romantic
54. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?: No
55. What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about?: Watching "UP" yesterday. It was just so sweet.
57. Are you happy?: So happy! :-)
58. Are You A Possum: Obviously not, because I'm pretty sure a possum CAN'T USE A COMPUTER!
59. An object you cant live without?: My love, my puppy, & my family
60. Spicy or sweet?: Mostly sweet, but sometimes spicy.
61: Halloween/valentines day? Halloween, you get more candy. But Valentines you get more sex.
62. Diamond or pearl: Sparklies! Unless the pearl comes in necklace form.
63. Have you ever gone skinny- dipping?: No.. I'm not that skinny
64. Do you sleep?: Obviously...
66. Do you have any piercings?: In my ears.
67. White chocolate or dark?: Milk chocolate
68. What are you listening to?: Cooper snoring, and the background music for 'Teen Cribs'
70. Where will you go on your honeymoon??: Vegas will be our honeymoon. That's where I want to get married
72. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes
73. Water/Fire: Fiiiire! Although, I am a water sign
74. What makes you happy: My love, our house, our puppy
75. Do you prefer clubs or house parties?: House party.
76. Do you wear contacts or glasses?: Both, depends on my mood
77. Whats the best advice you've ever been given/have given??: Everything happens for a reason, and everything will always work out exactly as it's supposed to.
78. Have you won any special awards?: I had one of my photos published in a book.
79. What are your future goals?: To get married, and have 2 babies with my muffin. To have enough money to live confortably.
80. Worst sickness you ever had?: Broken tonsils
81. Do you like funny or scary movies better: Scary!! Woo!! Well, most "scary" movies seems funny to me, so does that count as funny? Or still scary??
82.Snowboardin/Surfin: Probably surfing, it's warm when you surf.
83. Hugs or kisses?: Hugs AND kisses
84. What song seems to reflect you the most?: I don't know
85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything to?: Richie
86. Do you have any enemies?: Maybe? If I find out who they are, they better watch out!
87. Greatest fear?: Needles
88. What time is it now?: 2:57pm
89. Have you ever been in love?: I am so in love right now and I wouldn't change that for anything.
90. Met Santa?: Yeah, and he wrote a letter to the puppy this year.
91. Whats your perfect guy/gal?: I have him
92. Sweet/sour: Again with the damn Sweet ... Mostly sweet, sometimes sour
93. Last time you talked to the person you like?: Like how? I talk to people I like everyday.. that's why I talk to them, because I like them..
94. Do you have any pets?: Cooper (6mth old yellow lab) 'Tard (her real name is Bella, she's a cat with cankles) and my kitties Tiger, and CiCi that still live with my dad
95. Whats your email address?? boobala_1@hotmail.com
96. Last time you were sad?: Friday, we had no heat in the house, it was cold and it made me sad
97. Are you an alcoholic? No
99. What do you think of this?: This?? What this? Is that like "They"
2. Nickname(s): Muffin, Ash_I_Ma_Lee, Boobala, Munch (short for Munchkin), Smashlee, Smidget, Miss Ashley
3. Eyes: I have two of them... you want the colour? Then you should ask that. They are hazel
4. Height: I'm just a little'in .... 5'0
5. Hair: Once again, yes I have hair. Colour: Brown
6. Siblings: Two of them, brother & sister. I am the oldest.
7. Do you like to sing in the shower?: Sometimes. I've won awards.
9. Birthday:? November 16th, 1985
10. Starsign?: Scorpio *sting*
11. Address: I have many, my favourite is ... 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, or 112 Ocean Ave [ do you know where/or what these are?? Hmm??]
13. Righty or lefty: Righty.
14. Whats the most important thing that every relationship should have?: Umm, money ha ha, no no, sex, but seriously ... honesty, trust, and grrrreat sex
15. Have you ever cheated?: Nope, and never would! Unlike some people I do not believe in the whole "It doesn't mean you love them any less" excuse... It's wrong, and sad, and pathetic.
16. Marital status: So in love with my sexy muffin. I love waking up beside you everyday
17. Do you have a car?: Yes, 2004 Chevy Optra - 4 doors and lots of goodies
FAVORITES QUESTIONS:
18. Food: Whip Cream, and Chocolate :p sorry, I think they wanted real food, not 'play' food ... umm, chicken fingers, pizza, potato skins
19. Movie(s): Far to many to list! Anything horror, (classic horror) Disney, Comedy, Action, some Chick-Flicks.
The Hangover, Zach & Miri Make A Porno, Pretty Woman, The Exorcist etc.
20. Song(s): Anything, Rock, Pop, Rap, Hip-Hop, Classic Rock, very little Country.
Fifteen, Waking Up In Vegas, Two is Better Than One, Enter Sandman etc.
21. Tv show(s)?: Ghost Hunters, Destionation Truth, Cake Boss, The Ultimate Fighter etc.
22. Blonde hair or brown?: Brown. Blondes are dumb... and my muffin has brown hair. He's so sexy :-) I have a blonde puppy, but like I said, they are dumb. He's my proof!
23. Actor/Actress?: Don't have any. I'm older then 12, so I don't have stupid celeb crushes.
24. Singer(s)? To many to type.
25. Fav number(s)?: 6 [Richie's birthday & my bro's hockey #] 16 [my birthday] 69 [that's just a fun # lol]
26. Fav month: N-N-November, it's when I came into the world, and that's cause for some celebration!
27. Cartoon: My Pet Monster, The Wuzzles, Bugs Bunny & Tweety
28. Disney?: Sleeping Beauty
29. Color: Pink, Sage Green
30. Do you plan on having children?: Maybe one day, but for now, I have a puppy.
31. Do you want to get married: Yes, I tell Richie everyday that I want to marry him.
33. How old do you wanna be when you're married?? No older then 28
34. Would you have kids before marriage: I don't want bastard babies. I want to be married before we have kiddies.
35. Do you have a b/f or g/f (who)?: Yes, and I love him more then anything in the entire world.
PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER
36. IN a gal or guy do you prefer cute/sexy:? I think I have both, although he doesn't like when I call him cute. So it's "rough & rugged"
38. Music/ TV: I don;t know
39. Guys/ girls?: Dudes!!!
40. green/blue: Both, depending on my mood
41. pink/purple: Probably pink, although purple is nice too
42. summer/winter: Summer! I'm not really a snow fan
43. Night/day: Afternoon?
44. hangin out/chilling: Chillin' people who say hangin out are lame.
45. Dopey/funny: Is this question about the 7 dwarfs? There is no 'Funny' but there is a 'Dopey' so I like him.
46. They know your around when...?: They? Who are "they"
47. Salt or Pepper?: Neither, but if I have to choose - I pick salt.
48. Have you ever taken drugs?: No, I won't put that crap into my body
50. How far would you go on a first date?: Can I choose not to answer this question? I guess it depends on the person ... and how much I like/know them
51. How far would you go for someone you love?: As far as I could possibly go.
52. Which 5 people do you trust the most: Richie, Mom, Dad, Rob, Cooper
53. romantic night /wild nite out: Wild-Romantic
54. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?: No
55. What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about?: Watching "UP" yesterday. It was just so sweet.
57. Are you happy?: So happy! :-)
58. Are You A Possum: Obviously not, because I'm pretty sure a possum CAN'T USE A COMPUTER!
59. An object you cant live without?: My love, my puppy, & my family
60. Spicy or sweet?: Mostly sweet, but sometimes spicy.
61: Halloween/valentines day? Halloween, you get more candy. But Valentines you get more sex.
62. Diamond or pearl: Sparklies! Unless the pearl comes in necklace form.
63. Have you ever gone skinny- dipping?: No.. I'm not that skinny
64. Do you sleep?: Obviously...
66. Do you have any piercings?: In my ears.
67. White chocolate or dark?: Milk chocolate
68. What are you listening to?: Cooper snoring, and the background music for 'Teen Cribs'
70. Where will you go on your honeymoon??: Vegas will be our honeymoon. That's where I want to get married
72. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes
73. Water/Fire: Fiiiire! Although, I am a water sign
74. What makes you happy: My love, our house, our puppy
75. Do you prefer clubs or house parties?: House party.
76. Do you wear contacts or glasses?: Both, depends on my mood
77. Whats the best advice you've ever been given/have given??: Everything happens for a reason, and everything will always work out exactly as it's supposed to.
78. Have you won any special awards?: I had one of my photos published in a book.
79. What are your future goals?: To get married, and have 2 babies with my muffin. To have enough money to live confortably.
80. Worst sickness you ever had?: Broken tonsils
81. Do you like funny or scary movies better: Scary!! Woo!! Well, most "scary" movies seems funny to me, so does that count as funny? Or still scary??
82.Snowboardin/Surfin: Probably surfing, it's warm when you surf.
83. Hugs or kisses?: Hugs AND kisses
84. What song seems to reflect you the most?: I don't know
85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything to?: Richie
86. Do you have any enemies?: Maybe? If I find out who they are, they better watch out!
87. Greatest fear?: Needles
88. What time is it now?: 2:57pm
89. Have you ever been in love?: I am so in love right now and I wouldn't change that for anything.
90. Met Santa?: Yeah, and he wrote a letter to the puppy this year.
91. Whats your perfect guy/gal?: I have him
92. Sweet/sour: Again with the damn Sweet ... Mostly sweet, sometimes sour
93. Last time you talked to the person you like?: Like how? I talk to people I like everyday.. that's why I talk to them, because I like them..
94. Do you have any pets?: Cooper (6mth old yellow lab) 'Tard (her real name is Bella, she's a cat with cankles) and my kitties Tiger, and CiCi that still live with my dad
95. Whats your email address?? boobala_1@hotmail.com
96. Last time you were sad?: Friday, we had no heat in the house, it was cold and it made me sad
97. Are you an alcoholic? No
99. What do you think of this?: This?? What this? Is that like "They"
Boo to Lay Off
So, the job search continues...
I went through and archived the jobs that I have applied for. (I hear that unemployment may want it) Just in e-mails alone, I got two full pages (front & back) and yet, I am still employed at the crap-shack hotel. The hotel that expects me to call in constantly to see if they have put me on the schedule to work for the week. In a normal situation, when your place of work is in such a hurry to get you laid off, isn't it because there is no work for that person? If they're in such desperate need for workers, why would they want to lay them off in the first place?! They're the worst business people I've ever worked for.
I am so sick of being laid off!
I get so bored! There's no extra money to do anything... so I sit home and clean like 3 times a day, 3 or 4 days a week. Just me and the puppy. (Who's not really a puppy anymore)
I'm going insane!
I need to find a new job asap!
I went through and archived the jobs that I have applied for. (I hear that unemployment may want it) Just in e-mails alone, I got two full pages (front & back) and yet, I am still employed at the crap-shack hotel. The hotel that expects me to call in constantly to see if they have put me on the schedule to work for the week. In a normal situation, when your place of work is in such a hurry to get you laid off, isn't it because there is no work for that person? If they're in such desperate need for workers, why would they want to lay them off in the first place?! They're the worst business people I've ever worked for.
I am so sick of being laid off!
I get so bored! There's no extra money to do anything... so I sit home and clean like 3 times a day, 3 or 4 days a week. Just me and the puppy. (Who's not really a puppy anymore)
I'm going insane!
I need to find a new job asap!
January 31, 2010
September 28, 2009
Fcuk
Wow, April 7th was the last post!
I am no longer house less!
My sexy muffin just got me the cuuutest puppy <3
Love You!
** and theeeeeeeey're baaaaaaaaack **
our little hotel friends that is.....
Welcome again to Wilbur B Buggy of Charlotte NC
Aaaand, I had a stupid smoke alarm go off, due to shower steam, and the stupid things are hard wired into the ceiling so I had no choice but to disconnect it all together... hope there's no fire tonight haha, or those people will DIE
Fuck this place!
I am no longer house less!
My sexy muffin just got me the cuuutest puppy <3
Love You!
** and theeeeeeeey're baaaaaaaaack **
our little hotel friends that is.....
Welcome again to Wilbur B Buggy of Charlotte NC
Aaaand, I had a stupid smoke alarm go off, due to shower steam, and the stupid things are hard wired into the ceiling so I had no choice but to disconnect it all together... hope there's no fire tonight haha, or those people will DIE
Fuck this place!
April 7, 2009
Hmm...
Crap! I found a whole bunch of my little posty notes about things I wanted to blog about.. and I just never got the chance! They've just been piling up and piling up! :s
Here's a few of them anyway, they're the most recent... from last weekend. There's atill a few more, and they'll make there way here ... one day.
Not that anyone will read it, haha Candace, I'm pretty sure you've given up all hope on me, seeing as I never post any fun-ness anymore :(
Room Flooding Retards:
*note: most of this was all buddy, I feel bad for the chick, cuz man, was this guy dumb! He was your classic 'I can throw a football 5000 yards and still have time to make to the opposite end to catch it..... but 2 + 2 = 22' guy*
1)"Uhh, I ordered champage for my room, and the gentleman said the bar wasn't open yet.. so we went out and came back, and we still don't have any champage"
*send waitress down with champage here* then cue buddy stomping back down the hall, bottle in hand.
"I can't get this bottle open! I've tried and tried, and it's not opening, why wasn't it opened for us when it was brought down!?"
"Well, it's a twist top... you have to twist it, not pop it..."
"What kind of champage is this?! Is it going to make me sick?! I know champage, and I've never seen a twist off top"
Oh, you know champagne do you... you probably couldn't manage to take a piss by yourself before last week, but YOU KNOW champagne..
2) "We're very upset.. we can't get the water to stay in the jacuzzi!"
"Well, did you make sure the plug was in properly?"
"Uhh, no, there's a plug? Well, where would it be?"
Most likely, somewhere on the side of the jacuzzi, if it's not attatched to that little hole where the water goes down, sometimes people like to call it a drain? - honestly, do these people not have a bath tub at home? I mean, they are from Ohio.. but come on!
3) "We put the tub on then stepped outside quickly to have a smoke, and when we came back the jacuzzi was 'leaking' water was shooting everywhere there clothes were all soaked, and his cell was ruined"
After they were done bitching about their own stupidity, they got a cab and went out. So I sent the night cleaner down to see if he could clean up the mess for them, since they were morons, and I didn't want to move them to another room.... not to mention they didn't ask me to, so why should I reward stupid.
Well, he wasn't kidding about the soaked part.. EVERYTHING was soaked. The room phone was ruined, and kept calling the desk (even while there was no one in the room) the lamp on the table across from the tub was literally dripping water out of the bottom, the wall paper on the back wall by the tub was all rippled and pulling away from the wall, and the carpet (after filling the shove-vac, and dumping it twice) was still sopping. Not to mention they had been smoking like fiends in there, when they clearly requested a NONSMOKING room...
(and to try to fix his cell problem, he had it jammed into the heater, to I guess dry it out, I'm sure that will help..)
* And the best part... my manager (who is completely ball-less by the way) decided that even with all the water and smoke damage that they weren't going to be charged clean-up fees because "you can't charge someone for being stupid" .... If anything that's all the MORE reason to charge them! $250 clean-up fee + $100 stupidity fee! *
Then there was the little whore who was staying in room 222. When I checked her in, she seemed normal.. and when I say normal I mean being all sickly sweet kissy face with the thing she had with her that she called a man.. but anyway..
Then the phone calls started coming in..
"Um, can you tell me if there's a [Mrs. Blank] staying in your hotel?"
which there was, so I asked if he wanted to be connected to her room..
"First can you tell me if she's there with a man?"
I'm sorry sir, I can't give out any information of that nature, did you want me to connect you to her room?
"Well, she's my wife, and I suspect that she's at your hotel cheating on me with another man"
Like I said sir, I can't give you any such information... but I'll connect you to her room.
Long story short, [Mr. Blank] continued to call ALL weekend long, with no luck at getting in touch with the slut. But on his final try, left the greatest message with the Night Auditor.
"Could you just let me wife know when she checks out in the morning, that her husband has been calling, and that I hope she's been having a good time with her lover and that I'll see her when she gets home."
Ahhh this made my life like nothing other! And you know me, I was the one that got to deliver the message, and I made sure she got it! The look on her face, I wish I had a camera! Instant white and sick to her stomach looking .. oh words can not describe!
I can tell you now, it's going to be a long summer! The idiots have already started back full force (seeing as they never really left) and to top it off, they've hired back the old manager - the one that worked there for like 12 years, left 2 years ago because he got pissed over being laid off for the winter. Swore he'd never come back.. only to come crawling back begging for a desk job, due to the fact that he just got laid off from his other job (and not to mention he smells of stale cigarettes, which is lovely) He basically reminds me of a tall creepy pedophile man with horrid odor.
Plus to top it all off, I'm still houseless :(
I'm keeping my fingers crossed!
P.S.
If anyone is interested in buying some art... take a look, but NO stealing!
Here's a few of them anyway, they're the most recent... from last weekend. There's atill a few more, and they'll make there way here ... one day.
Not that anyone will read it, haha Candace, I'm pretty sure you've given up all hope on me, seeing as I never post any fun-ness anymore :(
Room Flooding Retards:
*note: most of this was all buddy, I feel bad for the chick, cuz man, was this guy dumb! He was your classic 'I can throw a football 5000 yards and still have time to make to the opposite end to catch it..... but 2 + 2 = 22' guy*
1)"Uhh, I ordered champage for my room, and the gentleman said the bar wasn't open yet.. so we went out and came back, and we still don't have any champage"
*send waitress down with champage here* then cue buddy stomping back down the hall, bottle in hand.
"I can't get this bottle open! I've tried and tried, and it's not opening, why wasn't it opened for us when it was brought down!?"
"Well, it's a twist top... you have to twist it, not pop it..."
"What kind of champage is this?! Is it going to make me sick?! I know champage, and I've never seen a twist off top"
Oh, you know champagne do you... you probably couldn't manage to take a piss by yourself before last week, but YOU KNOW champagne..
2) "We're very upset.. we can't get the water to stay in the jacuzzi!"
"Well, did you make sure the plug was in properly?"
"Uhh, no, there's a plug? Well, where would it be?"
Most likely, somewhere on the side of the jacuzzi, if it's not attatched to that little hole where the water goes down, sometimes people like to call it a drain? - honestly, do these people not have a bath tub at home? I mean, they are from Ohio.. but come on!
3) "We put the tub on then stepped outside quickly to have a smoke, and when we came back the jacuzzi was 'leaking' water was shooting everywhere there clothes were all soaked, and his cell was ruined"
After they were done bitching about their own stupidity, they got a cab and went out. So I sent the night cleaner down to see if he could clean up the mess for them, since they were morons, and I didn't want to move them to another room.... not to mention they didn't ask me to, so why should I reward stupid.
Well, he wasn't kidding about the soaked part.. EVERYTHING was soaked. The room phone was ruined, and kept calling the desk (even while there was no one in the room) the lamp on the table across from the tub was literally dripping water out of the bottom, the wall paper on the back wall by the tub was all rippled and pulling away from the wall, and the carpet (after filling the shove-vac, and dumping it twice) was still sopping. Not to mention they had been smoking like fiends in there, when they clearly requested a NONSMOKING room...
(and to try to fix his cell problem, he had it jammed into the heater, to I guess dry it out, I'm sure that will help..)
* And the best part... my manager (who is completely ball-less by the way) decided that even with all the water and smoke damage that they weren't going to be charged clean-up fees because "you can't charge someone for being stupid" .... If anything that's all the MORE reason to charge them! $250 clean-up fee + $100 stupidity fee! *
Then there was the little whore who was staying in room 222. When I checked her in, she seemed normal.. and when I say normal I mean being all sickly sweet kissy face with the thing she had with her that she called a man.. but anyway..
Then the phone calls started coming in..
"Um, can you tell me if there's a [Mrs. Blank] staying in your hotel?"
which there was, so I asked if he wanted to be connected to her room..
"First can you tell me if she's there with a man?"
I'm sorry sir, I can't give out any information of that nature, did you want me to connect you to her room?
"Well, she's my wife, and I suspect that she's at your hotel cheating on me with another man"
Like I said sir, I can't give you any such information... but I'll connect you to her room.
Long story short, [Mr. Blank] continued to call ALL weekend long, with no luck at getting in touch with the slut. But on his final try, left the greatest message with the Night Auditor.
"Could you just let me wife know when she checks out in the morning, that her husband has been calling, and that I hope she's been having a good time with her lover and that I'll see her when she gets home."
Ahhh this made my life like nothing other! And you know me, I was the one that got to deliver the message, and I made sure she got it! The look on her face, I wish I had a camera! Instant white and sick to her stomach looking .. oh words can not describe!
I can tell you now, it's going to be a long summer! The idiots have already started back full force (seeing as they never really left) and to top it off, they've hired back the old manager - the one that worked there for like 12 years, left 2 years ago because he got pissed over being laid off for the winter. Swore he'd never come back.. only to come crawling back begging for a desk job, due to the fact that he just got laid off from his other job (and not to mention he smells of stale cigarettes, which is lovely) He basically reminds me of a tall creepy pedophile man with horrid odor.
Plus to top it all off, I'm still houseless :(
I'm keeping my fingers crossed!
P.S.
If anyone is interested in buying some art... take a look, but NO stealing!
February 16, 2009
Friday the 13th..
Once again, the retards in Hollywood have ruined another movie that is in it's own rights a classic..
All because they're to fucking stupid to come up with any new (remotely) clever plots. So they have to leech off everything they know was good in it's time, they figure why not, it was awesome in the 80s.. we can make it awesome now. WRONG!
Newest on the chopping block.. Friday the 13th
Which.. HELLO.. This shouldn't even be allowed, it's like a crime against humanity! All they've done is destroyed it. All you losers that insist that this is a "re imagining" and not a "remake" of the film, call it what you want douche bags, but it's still a REMAKE and it was a horrible one!
Honestly, there was so much room for potential greatness.. they'd start something, and go no where with it!
Like buddy going in to tool shed to get tools to fix a chair that he had broken in his drunken stupor. 1) This movie was so predictable, you knew he was going to bite it. 2) He was in a room full of wonderful implements of death - table saws, golf clubs, a whole cabinet of wine bottles, thousands of bits of broken glass as the 'tard had just shattered the light with a hockey stick. There was even a perfectly good bug zapper hanging on the wall outside - but no.. what do they go with, the good old (boring!) screw driver to the neck.
I need to make a horror movie.. I could give the horror industry something to be proud of. Why is that you say? Because I have imagination! I'd be like the MacGuyver of murder! haha
So, yeah, it was a WASTE! A horrible, horrible waste!
***************************************************************
Quote of the Night:
"We forgot a bag in our car.. can we just go out there?"
-Uh, what do you want me to say?-
"I'm sorry, there's a $5 dollar leaving the building tax.."
Dumb ass of course you can just go out there! ..Just watch out for the Werewolf :s
All because they're to fucking stupid to come up with any new (remotely) clever plots. So they have to leech off everything they know was good in it's time, they figure why not, it was awesome in the 80s.. we can make it awesome now. WRONG!
Newest on the chopping block.. Friday the 13th
Which.. HELLO.. This shouldn't even be allowed, it's like a crime against humanity! All they've done is destroyed it. All you losers that insist that this is a "re imagining" and not a "remake" of the film, call it what you want douche bags, but it's still a REMAKE and it was a horrible one!
Honestly, there was so much room for potential greatness.. they'd start something, and go no where with it!
Like buddy going in to tool shed to get tools to fix a chair that he had broken in his drunken stupor. 1) This movie was so predictable, you knew he was going to bite it. 2) He was in a room full of wonderful implements of death - table saws, golf clubs, a whole cabinet of wine bottles, thousands of bits of broken glass as the 'tard had just shattered the light with a hockey stick. There was even a perfectly good bug zapper hanging on the wall outside - but no.. what do they go with, the good old (boring!) screw driver to the neck.
I need to make a horror movie.. I could give the horror industry something to be proud of. Why is that you say? Because I have imagination! I'd be like the MacGuyver of murder! haha
So, yeah, it was a WASTE! A horrible, horrible waste!
***************************************************************
Quote of the Night:
"We forgot a bag in our car.. can we just go out there?"
-Uh, what do you want me to say?-
"I'm sorry, there's a $5 dollar leaving the building tax.."
Dumb ass of course you can just go out there! ..Just watch out for the Werewolf :s
January 23, 2009
Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous
Soo, this is how bored I am at work... haha I'm reduced to making fun of whiny celebs like one of those stupid gossip people.
...For some 'unknown' reason these lyrics come to mind
Always see it on TV,
Or read it in the magazines,
Celebrities want sympathy.
All they do is piss and moan,
Inside the Rolling Stone,
Talking about how hard life can be.
Can you say pathetic
Jesus Christ! Will someone please just shoot this bitch in the head and put her out of her misery!
Her music (if you can call it music) is complete SHIT, she's nothing but a dirty drunken crack whore - who is now apparently reduced to stealing drinks from vacationers because they FINALLY cut her off.
We need to stop supporting this train wreck! Give some of the money people spend on her crap music and concerts to someone who will do more with it then pour it down their throat... or god knows what else she does with it *shudder*
Now that's justice..
This is the greatest thing in the history of great things!
..:Best Line Ever:.. "So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him"
Hmm, how old are you?
Hahaha I love that Mariah Carey is apparently still in Kindergarden!
"If I can't sit at the President's table I don't wanna play with you guys anymore!" All that was missing was her stomping her feet in a huff before taking her 95% plastic body outta there! Don't trip honey, you may snap something off.. that will be expensive to get glued back on!
P.Diddy/Puff Daddy/Whatever the hell he's going to change his name to next week wasn't much better. He was all lovey dovey with the Pres until Jay Z got to perform, and he didn't. Can't you just picture him alone in a corner crying cause someone who is secure with his name and doesn't feel the need to change 30 times stole some of his thunder.
*****
This I'm not making fun of... this is just sick. This is exactly why they should not only not ban 'Kick a Ginger-Kid Day' this should be an everyday thing! 'National Kick a Ginger-Kid Lifetime' !!
Leave it to a damn Ginger Kid
Please someone come amuse me, so I will have something to do besides rot my brain with this filth!
...For some 'unknown' reason these lyrics come to mind
Always see it on TV,
Or read it in the magazines,
Celebrities want sympathy.
All they do is piss and moan,
Inside the Rolling Stone,
Talking about how hard life can be.
Can you say pathetic
Jesus Christ! Will someone please just shoot this bitch in the head and put her out of her misery!
Her music (if you can call it music) is complete SHIT, she's nothing but a dirty drunken crack whore - who is now apparently reduced to stealing drinks from vacationers because they FINALLY cut her off.
We need to stop supporting this train wreck! Give some of the money people spend on her crap music and concerts to someone who will do more with it then pour it down their throat... or god knows what else she does with it *shudder*
Now that's justice..
This is the greatest thing in the history of great things!
..:Best Line Ever:.. "So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him"
Hmm, how old are you?
Hahaha I love that Mariah Carey is apparently still in Kindergarden!
"If I can't sit at the President's table I don't wanna play with you guys anymore!" All that was missing was her stomping her feet in a huff before taking her 95% plastic body outta there! Don't trip honey, you may snap something off.. that will be expensive to get glued back on!
P.Diddy/Puff Daddy/Whatever the hell he's going to change his name to next week wasn't much better. He was all lovey dovey with the Pres until Jay Z got to perform, and he didn't. Can't you just picture him alone in a corner crying cause someone who is secure with his name and doesn't feel the need to change 30 times stole some of his thunder.
*****
This I'm not making fun of... this is just sick. This is exactly why they should not only not ban 'Kick a Ginger-Kid Day' this should be an everyday thing! 'National Kick a Ginger-Kid Lifetime' !!
Leave it to a damn Ginger Kid
Please someone come amuse me, so I will have something to do besides rot my brain with this filth!
December 25, 2008
Merry Christmas!! (for real this time!)
Once again.... people are losing their jobs, and houses. Can't afford any sort of Christmas, and then you read this, and it makes you want to vomit... and then punch these dumb fucks in the face :
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to spend $7,300 on wrapping paper this Christmas.
The celebrity couple - who have a two-year-old daughter Suri together - are said to want to impress friends and family by wrapping gifts in expensive paper.
A source said: "Tom and Katie are planning to wrap each present in $73 worth of wrapping paper and then put a $170 Jay Strongwater ornament on the top. With all the presents they have to send, they are going to be spending at least $7,300 on the paper alone."
(C) BANG Media International
FUCK OFF!
Why not give that money to some sort of charity instead of throwing it in the garbage.
It's pathetic.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are set to spend $7,300 on wrapping paper this Christmas.
The celebrity couple - who have a two-year-old daughter Suri together - are said to want to impress friends and family by wrapping gifts in expensive paper.
A source said: "Tom and Katie are planning to wrap each present in $73 worth of wrapping paper and then put a $170 Jay Strongwater ornament on the top. With all the presents they have to send, they are going to be spending at least $7,300 on the paper alone."
(C) BANG Media International
FUCK OFF!
Why not give that money to some sort of charity instead of throwing it in the garbage.
It's pathetic.
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