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    December 15, 2007

    Ohh the weather outside is frightful !

    WoW, it's been a while..
    Since my hours at work are starting to SUCK big time.. I've got some spare time on my hands, so I figured what the hell, Bloggy Blog time!

    Can anyone else say that they're as eager as I am for all this Christmas crap to be over?! I swear, if I have to listen to one more Christmas song, or deal with one more insane Christmas shopper, someone is gonna get hit. LoL
    I'm so glad I was done my shopping early this year! Now I can sit back, relax and watch the chaos. People driving like morons, and fighting over the last Hanna Montana tickets or some other stupid crap that they're little brats begged 'Santa' for.
    I'm still thinkin' of going the way of the Bah-Humbug, it would make things so much easier. Then I would have a completely stress free month of December.

    Ooo, one good thing (I suppose) I finally got my car starter put in my car. (I only got it 3 years ago for my birthday.. or was it Christmas? Hmm, doesn't matter)
    Anyway, I finally got it in, that's the main point here.
    What a fun time that was:..

    I ended up having to work the only day that the guy could put it in, so I ended up switching cars with my mom and letting her take it in while I took her car to worky.
    I HATE MY MOM'S CAR!! It sucks!!
    Well, not 'sucks' that's such a harsh word.. but put it this way, it's not my car, and she is in desperate need of tires, cuz add snow into the mix, and WoW.
    I was soo happy to have my little girl back (who is brilliant in the snow by the way) Only to find out that the stupid guy 1) Forgot to put the fuse cover back on, so I had to make another trip to get it and 2) The bastard cracked my dash/instrument panel thing, as well as a spot by my steering wheel. Ohhh let me tell you.. I was pissed!
    Thanks a lot A-Hole.. so much for being Rob's friend.. you're supposed to be nice to my little car!

    I have a few worky stories too!
    Mostly about how lame it is.. haha, about how someone slid into our railing on the patio the other day when it snowed. Cuz it's a well known fact that people drive like GIANT DICKS in the snow. And R.I.P my favourite Angel Fish.. you had puffy lips, therefore I loved you!
    Also, I've always thought this, but now I know for sure (fo' sho') that my boss is INSANE.
    The phone rings one night when I was working the boring night shift.. and this is what followed.

    "Honey, I'm in my pajamas, so put on a fresh pot of coffee, and put it in one of those coffee pitchers, you know, with the lid. And I want a glass of milk.. put it on a tray, and bring it over here. Thanks."

    So, I went into the kitchen and of course there were no lights left on, so trying to make my way to a switch was impossible. I finally found one so that I could see a little bit, I grabbed a package of coffee (without thinking to check the label) and put it in the pot.. then I realise that it was Decaf.. *Great* So I had to dump that out, and make the regular crap. Then, they have everything put away, so I had to figure out where the hell they had put the stupid room service trays :s I finally got it all ready, and brought it over thinking that she would be content. Nope! She calls back again..

    "Honey, thank you so much! Now I have one more favour. In my office, there's my Chanel purse, could you bring it over here because I'm going to the ballet tomorrow, and I need to get everything ready"

    Craaaazzy Lady!! I guess it's allowed though, due to the fact that you're effing loaded. LoL
    But other than that 'excitement, this is how bored I was that night.

    Me in the elevator..
    Room 220.. The 'Rock' Jacuzzi
    The Angry Fish
    Heart Tub (Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn)
    The Evil Singin' Snowman of Doom

    ~*~ 10 days till X-Mas Hell is Over ~*~
    ~*~ 82 daaays till Cuuuba ~*~

    4 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    ...you shoulda stolen her purse and sold it to crazies on Clifton Hill or something!

    This blog filled me wih great amusement.

    Two thumbs up!

    P.s. your Christmas gift is kinda kickass.

    Anonymous said...

    What the eff????

    WHY?!?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=502605&in_page_id=1770

    Anonymous said...

    Merry Christmas Ash-i-ma-lee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Anonymous said...

    Can I demand a new blog?

    This one is old and weathered...