Little Ditty, 'bout Jack and Diane.. No wait -Little Ditty, 'bout Ash-I-Ma-Lee!-

At Woooork...
Soo bored!! There's no one here! We've got a total of 6 rooms in house at the moment, with one still set to arrive, and I'm here till 12, with nothing to do. It's only like 6:15.. started at 4, feel like I've been here forever! UGH*

When I came into work tonight, I was greeted by my two most 'favourite' peeps (and I say that while trying to hold the vomit down)
Anyway, these two old bitties like to think that I'm a huge SLUT for some unknown reason. LoL that's right! I said UNKNOWN! So, I come in and I'm asked if I choose to occupy my time with only ONE boy. Then I got asked if I would like an abundance of condoms for Christmas, so I can better protect myself.
THANKS A LOT JERKS!
I'm soo glad I work with peeps that think such wonderful things about me. This goes back to them giving me the nickname 'Smurfette' and taking it a little to seriously. Cuz Smurfette was clearly the skank that provided sexual favours to all the other Smurfs. (Even though, according to Donny Darko "Smurfs are A-Sexual and do not have reproductive organs") She was the only girl, and she was a Smurfing Whore!

This is how bored I am..
Some of the movies we are currently offering at the Inn include:..
Balls of Fury
Live Free of Die Hard
Ocean's Thirteen
Rush Hour 3
Wet When Aroused
Nasty Older Sluts
Backyard Amateurs
The Simpsons Movie
Superbad
And my all time Favy:..
Taste it, Don't waste it [LMAO!!]
Jesus, the porn titles kill me

Damn.. gotta rap this up, here comes Mrs.. I'll add more later :)

Bon Voyage

*EDIT*
Can't sleep (clown'll eat me)

Soo, I spent my night amusing myself with a Shrek colouring book (that I "borrowed" from the back office, thanks to Mrs' grand kiddies) a Dennis the Menace calendar, and horrid Christmas music. I swear, if I hear "Santa Baby, I've been an awful good girl..." one more time !!! -DEATH- If I wrote that damn song it would be "Santa Baby.. I've been NAUGHTY so piss off!" LoL
As soon as I knew I was the clear, with Mrs sleepin' like a champ it was buh-bye Christmas Crap! Hello 80s Gold haha.

Speaking of Christmas.. or XMas for all those who get offended when you take the 'Christ' out of Christmas *cough R.Smith cough* that one's for YOU! :p
There's like less then a damn month before the fat guy comes.. and raise your hand if you still need to shop! *raises hand* LoL
Every year I say that I'm not going to leave everything last minute, and what do I do, leave everything last minute.. then FREAK out because I'm running low on shopping days. I am doing better this year though, I've at least got a fair chunk done. It's all about the baby steps ;)

However.. back on track!!
Damn, I tend to lose focus easily haha not that I really have much left to write about my boring ass night. But this was the best thing ever!This guy came in, he was from NY.. and he was all like "Do you speak French Ma'am?" I was all like "No, sorry I don't.." Then he was like "Good, I hate that language!"LMAO now that's not something one is expecting to hear when you're asked the question 'Do you speak French' Generally the people that ask that question are the rude Frenchies that plan to spout mean things at you in French because they figure you have no clue what they're saying. (As if their facial expression and giggles don't give it away any how.)
!! Kudos to you French Hating Guy !!

**Note to you Frenchies**
I may not speak good French, but I do understand a whole lot of it, so beware when you try to insult me. I do hate your existance, and I will hop my counter at the first chance to gouge out your beady little eyes. LoL

Aaaaanyway, I think I shall be off to sleepies now...
Candace, I DEMAND we go for tea in bubble form ASAP!! Eff school!! (Right in the EAR) Oh, and p.s. sleeping with one eye open is the way to be hahaha

Toodles :)