this is the part where i just don't give a fuck...

It's been 4 days since I've eaten anything.... I'm STARVING!!!

Today was the first day I was able to swallow any liquids (even now doing so feels like shards of glass).. it was brutal!! I couldn't even swallow my own spit :s Let me tell you what an attractive site that was.
I also pretty much love the fact that I can't talk... I sound like a mute :s My voice it all squeeky and I have this wonderful new lisp *Chaaaaarming*
My mouth tastes like a dead animal and I DO NOT LIKE IT! I feel soo dirty.. I've went through almost 2 bottles of mouth wash and it does nothing.

I'm soo glad I'm not in huge amounts of pain, cuz I can't swallow the meds they gave me either. Why the hell do they like to give out horse pills to people who have no throat??? Does that make any sense to ANYONE?!

And I gotta tell ya, I honestly don't know how people can enjoy not working... like seriously being couped up in this house for 4 days, I'm ready to kill someone. I'm so god damn bored.

I wanna say thanks though, to all the Well Wishes :) [and prezzies haha] They make me smile!

*Thanks to my Kate-Dawg & Ryan for the visit and my 'Ash-Cat' he reins supreme.. cast and all LoL
*Thanks to Michael's for the purty flowers, and the 'check-up' call to make sure I was alive
*Thanks to Riiiichie (with 47 i's) even though you have not come to visit me.... (a-hole) and made me talk to you on the phone for like a year :s I know you mean well. And P.S. when I'm better I think you totally owe me dinner and maybe a movie :p
*Mina.. for being greatful that I woke up
*My mom for the unlimited 7-11 slushies... that until today I was unable to eat so they melted on my table..
*My dad for listening to me whine, and bringing whatever I want... not that that's any different from any other time when I'm not half dead.
*Even thanks to Nicholas who gave me his support and concern over the fact that I couldn't consume liquid... even though I'm pretty sure there's only one 'liquid' he's concerned about... and that ain't happenin' my dear :p
*And finally to everyone else... (except you Candace.. cuz you said I'd be fine, and I'm not :p jerk-monkey!)

P.S. I miss my Brutus cat.... he died yesterday :(
..:Love you lots Grumpy Old Man:..


Happy late Birthday to the 'BIGHOUSE'! (Aug.19)