UGH! I hate not sleeping!

This is a loooong ass MoFo !! But I couldn't sleep, so read it, and LIKE it !!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
The first one that comes to mind, is the one on my bottom lip.. but I have NO IDEA how I got it. :s LoL. Lets go with something fun, like I was in a knife fight with a monkey..

2. WHAT COLOUR ARE THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Pink && Orange :: What a bitch painting was! Never again!

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Snore, not sure.. Grind my teeth, never! I love them too much! Talk in my sleep, apparently when I was younger.. Now the other stuff I do in my sleep however, I can't be held responsible for - like murder haha

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
I must confess, I'm a closet Gangsta, Metal Head, Punk, Emo, Rocker, PoPstar LoL. I'll listen to pretty much anything that doesn't involve a pick-up truck, a cheating wife or a dead/run away dog.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
10:10 in the a.m. You don't get much cooler then that..

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Hmm, that's a tough one, I want to be able to sleep.. but I also want a pink pony, a monkey that I can battle, lotsa money (that I can throw like a T.H.U.G) and something purple.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
The good old days, being little and care-free, talking to a certain someone the way we used to, leaving crazzy Candia comments at 3am, Fraggle Rock (LoL)

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
Everything I own.. I love all my stuff!!

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
Little!

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Not me.. not unless there's needles in the dark, cuz if that be the case, I'm terrified!!

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Pfft, crying is for little pansy girls.. "Big girls don't cry.." We shall not discuss this one anymore.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME?
O'De Stink.. haha / Don't really have one, although I have this Cotton Candy body spray that smells pretty deeelicious

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Not that fussy... I like eyes in general. But if I have to choose, lets go with RED

15. WHO CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GETTING PROPOSED TO?
A rich old man.... that will die of a sudden "heart attack" and leave everything to moi

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Eww, neither, I'd rather drink spit!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
I like my pizza boring... cheese and lots of pep.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A hippo.. a purple one at that.

19. What was the last thing you ate?
Some cheesies.. they were effing goooooood! I want more!

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLD FISH?
I eat them all the time!! Cuz they're the snack that smiles back, until you bite their heads off!! Oh, you mean a real one.. eff no, I'm not a weirdo!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
How the hell should I know.. clearly if it was the first thing I ever got I was to little to remember it.. Did you not get things when you were born?! I feel sorry for you!

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY
I like me! Cuz that way.. it can't screw me over, and make my heart hurt

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
I feel sorry for people who are, it's kinda gross :p

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
The clothes the homeless men wear.. they're pretty sexxy! And the smell! Mmmmm

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Yes'sir

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
I have a spoiled little Prince of a cat, a to fat fish, and a psycho shark

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
I'm never falling in love, unless they were Leeeaving on a jet plane and didn't know when they'd be back again..

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?Punch them in the spleen!!

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Duh, 47.. which is CLEARLY the greatest number in the world!

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brownies all the way!!

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
My imaginary friend Hubert.. he rocks hard core

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Stupid people, Sunday drivers, Candace (LoL) Being ignored, the colour peach, did I mention stupid people?

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF CANADA?
Yuppers, I think the real question is "Have you been out of this world?!" I know I haven't, but would like to some day

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Lack of a backbone, the fact that "NO" isn't in my vocab. Sexxy eyes, sweet talking boys, cheese cake

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
I meet someone famous every day - ME! Umm, I saw Adrian Brody at JBTF.. didn't meet him though, and with good reason, he's a creepy little man

37. FIRST JOB?
Street Walker!! Hahaha - Some dirrrty greenhouse with my aunt, it was murder.. I mean having to play in dirt all day EWW!

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Anyone who says no to this, I'm going to personally punch in the left eye.. cuz they lie!!

39. FIRST VACATION YOU EVER TOOK?
Don't remember the first... a cottage up north I think... or maybe to visit my uncle in Sudbury... No wait! It was that time I went to Atlantis to chill with some Mermaids... :s

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE DOING THIS?
Trying to sleep / Key Word - TRYING.. but failing!

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Yes :( Just had my first one ever.. to lose my tonsils. It was a sad day, and I wouldn't recommend getting it done... unless you're looking for a crash diet :s and want to talk like a freak!

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My smile, and my voice.. apparently it's "sexy".... haha yeeeeeeeeeah ok!

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Neva! I looooove my teeth and they're perfect!! Like me haha.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Something fun, and something I will never have.. + that pink pony, a monkey to battle, and something purple

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
ZeR0... kids are dirrty, and smelly, they make you a fatty, and they take all your money

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My mom had a friend who's sister was named Ashley, and she liked it... as for my middle name :s My dad liked some actress named Justine Bateman... so I got stuck with my horrid middle name LoL

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Sadly I do.. haha How lame am I. I don't know why, but I suddenly have the urge to sing "Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day"

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Whichever one I find that has the prettiest bottle, and that smells nice

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I do, it's tres cuuute like me :) haha. All loopy and such

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Bologna.. Mmmm it's soo processed!!

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Swearing, Speeding, Text Msging while driving, Being a NyMpHo (LoL j/k), Road Raging, did I mention Swearing and Speeding?

53. WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASING CD ON YOUR SHELF?
Soo many :s It sickens me that I own CDs from when I was young and retarded.. such as Britney Spears, and BSB

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hells yeah!! I'm AWESOME! Who doesn't want to be friends with me?!

55. FAVORITE GUM?
Any gum is good gum, however minty gum is by far supreme. I want to invent a gum that's chocolate flavour.. do you think it would fly??

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
As horrible as it is, if I said no, I'd be lying... no matter how good a person you are, looks always count for something. Me personally I have the rule of no Ugos and no Fattys LoL

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Swear, Cry, and Punch

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Same place as my first home... duh...

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Mr. Sunny LoL, he was this little purple duck that I brought everywhere (I still have him) and Bridgette Moyra, she was a Cabbage Patch Doll, and my best friend.. until my Aunt threw her in the dryer.. that broke my little heart.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
How the hell should I know???

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?
Fuuuuuck NO!! By the time Barney came out, I was well out of the 'diddling purple dinosaur' stage.. I was totally more of a Sesame Street girl!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Me? Never... haha Bitch, I'm the queen of sarcasm!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
I think Mac 'N' Cheese all the way. I mean mashed spuds are yumm and all... but you can't beat KD !

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
A tail... HAHA Nice teeth, and eyes, a god personality, and SSSSSSMOKIN' HOT! LoL

66. DO U HAVE ANY NICKNAMES?
WoW.. I have soo many: Boobala, Shorty, Ash, Cooper, Squeek, Munchkin, Ash-I-Ma-Lee, AWG, Ash-G, Squirt, G-Unit, Smashley, Cutie, Mupa.. I could go on, but I'd be here forever! :s

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?
Yikes, another long one... 50 Cent, Rihanna, R.A.T.M, Wolf Mother, 3 Days Grace, Fergie, Fall Out Boy, Panic!, Evans Blue, etc. Put it this way... anything but Country :s

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Prison Break, House, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Singing Bee, CSI, The Hour

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?
Sorry doll face.. I'm Canadian... No SAT score pour moi :p

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Mint Chocolate Chip, Strawberry, Cookies 'n' Cream

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Last time I checked... what the hell kind of question is this?!? Oh, wait.... I thought I lost one there for a minute, better do a recount

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Uhh.... in the womb???

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?
Sorry to break it to ya Fucktard.. but there WAS a #64, it was about my thoughts on Mashed, or KD.. way to be genius!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
Do I have to answer this, I'm pretty sure it will get me arrested... LoL. Pretty sure I've had my little car up to about a buck 60... and she doesn't have half the balls my Monte did haha

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I don't give a shit... pretty sure no one will... haha

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Just finished some Coldplay - Clocks [know how I know you're gay??] :p Now it's Sean Kingson - Me Love

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
A can of Root Beer

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Nicholas... don't ask

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes, Smile [gotta make sure they got ALL their teeth] and if they have a tail LoL

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
"I've got a lov-a-ly bunch of coconuts .... there they are a standing in a row .... big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!"

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Hate is not a nice word... but while we're on the topic, Veggies, Work, Barnes, Yellow Snow, Fatties, and Ugos LoL

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
Gimmie an "N" gimmie an "O" gimmie a "VEMBER" !! Simply because this is when perfection was created haha

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
ScOrPiO - *sting*

85. WHAT IS YOUR NATURAL HAIR COLOR?
Brownie ! Although, I wish it was Hot Pink or Lime Green !

86. EYE COLOR.
Hazel, unless you piss me off.. then it's red

87. SHOE SIZE?
Tiny... 6

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT?
Mmmm Arbys *drool* and Rat Donalds

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Not really, but I'm forced to eat it when I go for Din-Din with my mum :s Thank Jesus for Chicken Teriyaki

91.LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Fahrenheit 9/11 ... LOVE Michael Moore/Loathe George Dubbya. He needs to swallow a knife

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
My Birfday of course! Cuz it comes with prezzies LoL

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
I wish.. I want to play the guitar sooo bad!!

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
I say FUCK both of em!

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Depends on who they're coming from...

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Gas, haha my car was thirsty

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
Chevy OPTRA.. I love my little gurl! She's oh so sexxxy [like me] haha

99.WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Hmm... Me? Read? "Why Do Men Have Nipples" it's tres good

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE:
Dull and predictable.. to much work, not enough *woo* to many things that make my heart hurt.. I need more PIZAZZ *Fo'Shizzle Ma'Nizzle*

**Just in Case**
Happy Birthday Sexxxy Sean [tomorrow]
*Mwah*