A.W.G indeed... Gawd!

**Job Interview TODAY! Wish Me Luck**

HAHAHA what the hell did I ever do to emit such 'slut vibes' ? I'm a good girl! Yet people all seem to want me for one thing... S.E.X. Haha, I just got asked by someone who shall remain nameless *cough -nicholas- cough* if I would make a movie with him.. He was all telling me about his new house and such, then randomly out of no where he was all like "my room is awesome, we could make a pretty good movie in here" Um, sorry darlin.. I've never pictured myself as the movie star.. let alone porn star. :p

There's pretty much only one boy I'd ever even consider doing something like that with, and I hate to break it to ya, but it's not you... he knows who he is...

Other then that little 'adventure' it was another boring night... so I figured what the hell... Here's some random useless info about the one and only Ash :]

Name: Miss Ashley
Sex: In the words of Austin Powers "YES PLEASE!" haha Imma Gurl
Birth date: November 16
Location: Ontario, Canada
Height: 5'0 [Shorty^^]
Eye color: Hazel, but they change to match what I wear
Hair color: Brown
What does your name mean: Uh, something lame.. I think about an 'Ash Tree' or something
High school graduation year: WoW, can't remember 04?
Favorite relatives: Pfft eff relatives!
Summer memory: The good times @ JBTF before it turned gay..
Favorite TV shows: Prison Break, Family Guy, The Hour, Trailer Park Boys etc.
What's on your mousepad: Nothing, just boring black
In the car- ac or windows: Ooo, A-C baby [with a sunroof] :)
Do you believe in yourself: If you don't who's gonna do it for you?
Favorite game: Cranium [looove the clay! I kick ass with the clay!] & Grand Theft Auto.. it's all about killing Hookers!
Favorite drink: Iced Tea & Margies
Favorite food: Chicken Fingas
Favorite colors: Pink, Black, Blue
Favorite cigarettes: Smoking is a dirrrty habit!
Favorite sounds: Nails on a chalk board? :s No, um, the ocean
Favorite smell: The air just before it rains, yummy boys
Worst feeling in the World: Knowing I'm gonna get a needle, Being so far away from you
Best feeling in the World: Happiness, Talking to you, seeing you smile
Favorite thing to do on a weekend: It's been so long since I've had a weekend off.. but whatever I feel like doing at the time.
Favorite soundtrack: Grease, Dirty Dancing, Oliver! [haha]
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: 10 years older, with lotsa money and my boy
First thought in the morning: I want to go back to sleep
Do you get motion sickness: Nope
Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: EXCITING!
How many rings before you answer the phone: Depends on how far away from it I am
Future son/daughter names: I wanna name all my kids after Transformers! Haha *heart*
Are you a good friend: I'm the bestest! No one better say other wise!
Chocolate or Vanilla cake: Both, depending on my mood..
What do you drive: A sexxy little car.. black Chevy Optra
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Sometimes
Thunderstorms cool or scary: Amazing
If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: Famous-Strombo, Other-S.D.V ;)
What is your zodiac sign: Scorpio *sting*
What do you wear to bed: Pjs [just the top] ... or birthday suit [haha]
Do you eat stems of broccoli: I don't eat broccoli period
If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be: Professional Money Receiver.. haha I dunno
If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: None.. I like brown
If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: M.F.C. somewhere that could be hidden
Favorite brand of gum: Strawberry-Kiwi Splash
What is your favorite quote: "If love is a labour I'll slave 'till the end, I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand"
Have you ever been in love: Love is for suckas
What's on your walls in your room: Paint?
Is the glass half-empty or half-full: Half full, until I drink it
Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to: The new Fergie song -Big Girls Don't Cry-
Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: Both are good, but Cool Ranch leaves you with nassty breath :s
Favorite flavor Snapple: Do we even have that in Canada?
Coke or Pepsi: Both are yum, I'd take Sprite over both
Which kind of milk is your favorite: What are my choices? White, Chocolate, or Sour? Chocolate
If you were to kill someone, which method would you use?: So many choices! This is a hard one for me. Definately CHAINSAW Leatherface style!!
Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: Riiiighty!
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: Pfft, no.. my fingers are all over the place
When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: Smile, and eyes
If you could be one gardening tool, which one would it be: A HOE hahaha
What kind of shoe would you be if you had an option: A cute pair of sandles
What's under your bed: Junk, and a few bodies
What's the best number in the World: 69...... HA no 47
What is your dream car: MUSTANG ... Ashwee wants a sexy 'stang!
Who is your biggest crush right now: Hehe... My soccer boy *Mwah* You're gorgeous!
Nickname: So many- Shorty, Ash-I-Ma-Lee, Boobala, Muffin, Cutie, Ash-G, G-Unit etc.
Murtle the TurtleSchool: ?? What the FUCK ??
Bacon Bits Or croutons: Bacon Bits
Favorite Salad Dressing: Don't like salad
Do you Drink: On occassion.. Mmmm Margaritas!
What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: Right now I have Herbal Essance
Have you ever been skinny dipping: Nope
Do you make fun of people: Yuppers, yuh fatty! Haha
Have you ever been convicted of a crime: I'm to cute to convict
Best friends online/offline: All my friends are best friends *Huggs*
One pillow or two: 2
Pets: Tiger, and some fish
Favorite Movies: Naming them all would take forever! Anything horror, + Love Actually
Favorite type of music: I'll listen to anything once, as long as there's no pick-up truck, no dead dog and no run away wife
Hobbies: Shopping, Drawing, Cooking, Reading, [SEX] haha
Word or Phrase you overuse: "Eff you"
Toothpaste: Aquafresh.. or anything but Crest.. ewwww I hate that shit!
Piercing or tattoos: Just my ears have holes
Do you get along with your parents: Sometimes..
Favorite beer: I can't drink beer, it makes me sick.. but I do like the idea of green beer :]
Favorite song at the moment: 4 in the morning - Gwen Stefani
Favorite subject in school: Art
Least favorite subject in school: Math
Most humiliating moment: Hmm, this is an inside thing [sort of] but lets go with the time I had to check the PRIEST out of room 121...
Craziest or Silliest Person You Know: Marina... GOD I'll never tire of your stories!
Favorite Holiday: My Birthday!

Haha I hope ya'll learned something about Lil' Me :]

Cheers
-Ash

- You've already won me over in spite of me, and don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet -