Yay!! This pc decided to stop being a bitch again!! It's always good when I can write to pass the time haha :s
Not that I have much to write about..
Today [yesterday] consisted of sleeep, dinner at my gram's and work
..I really need some excitement, or I'm gonna go nuts!
Sleep: was aiight
Dinner at Gram's: was fun + delicious. I had to put up with more family haha. But it was worth it simply for my grandma's home made meat balls, and peanut butter balls *yumm*
Me: "Uncle Brett.. why are you wearing those old man slippers?"
Uncle Brett: "Cuz I'm an old man.. why are you wearing your biotch face? ..Cuz you're a biotch!" Haha good times!
Work: was boring as always. Nothing exciting ever happens around here, I didn't even have any problems with the little drunk bastards in 137. :s
So, I watched 'Silence of the Lambs' [ "It places the lotion on it's skin" ] and 'Edward Scissor Hands'
..Ok, so I totally lied about 137 causing me no grief. I just got to go out to the parking lot and play fight mediator / noise controller with a huge ass pack of sketchy F.E boys. Wow, thems were some good times :s Luckily I picked out this cute little ginger kid who looked semi-innocent [and had huge ears.. to cute lol] to talk to about the whole thing. I don't think he looked at my face once, *clears throat* but he helped me get all those drunkards inside, and quiet. All and all, there was no real damage.. one little freak with a ripped shirt, and a bruised ego.. but that's it. Once again Ash handles the situation with out the need of the coppers!! *woo woo*
Blah.. perhaps I will go take a nap :-) sleep is goood! Unlike this blog which is shit haha. I was all excited that it let me log in, and I don't even have anything fun to write about. *boo*
Au Revoir
-Ash
- Just ask and I will do, anything you want me to. There is no limit to how far I will go.. -
December 30, 2006
December 28, 2006
perhaps a title later..
!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTY !!!
Even though you're never on the computer.. you never check your email, and you don't even know that this blog exists.. :-)
If the pc at work allows me to sign in and not be a bastard.. I will write more lates, it will give me something to do to fight the boredom!
Byes
-Ash
- So what if I write your name cuz you're always on my brain in a heart, I paint it crimson red, baby don't let it go to your head -
Even though you're never on the computer.. you never check your email, and you don't even know that this blog exists.. :-)
If the pc at work allows me to sign in and not be a bastard.. I will write more lates, it will give me something to do to fight the boredom!
Byes
-Ash
- So what if I write your name cuz you're always on my brain in a heart, I paint it crimson red, baby don't let it go to your head -
December 26, 2006
Another one has come and gone..
Finally, this computer has decided to stop being a bitch and let me sign into this blog :-) *woo woo* I now have something to keep me occupied!
Christmas is over for another year kiddies !
-Christmas Eve-
(*) Poor Ashee had to work :-( *tear*
(*) Wished everyone a Merry Christmas via MySpace + MSN
(*) But I got a super awesome visit from the bestest girlies!
[You guys so didn't have to make the long trip of you were only allowed to stay for like an hour.. but it was super nice to see you! And for you to come keep me company :-) Even though Candace.. you were dying. But you got your reindeer.. and I'm still waiting for the answers to those last quotes that I left you. If I do not get them, I think I might be forced to take that little mofo back!]
(*) Talked to Mina a bit when she got home safe.. and foodless
(*) Some bastard old man broke one of the Christmas bulbs that were hanging from my railing in the lobby *Grrr* And not only did it break.. but it shattered into like a million pieces! He was all like :walk up the stairs, hit the bulb "Ooops bulb broke", continue walking up the stairs: Then I had to clean it up! Uhh, hello.. you're lucky I don't make you eat this asshole! There's still sparkly bits in the carpet haha..
(*) Got to put away some inventory shit, and try to remain occupied for the next million hours
(*) Once again.. was LATE getting out of here, because no one that works here seems to understand the concept of BEING ON TIME!
-Christmas Day-
(*) After getting outta here lateski.. went to my mommy's. I had a craving for bacon in the worst way, and when I got there *surprise* BACON! *eee*
(*) Ate that delicious bacon accompanied with a side of eggs, toast, and fruit *yumm* While watching A Christmas Story with Carlie... for the millionth time :s
(*) Opened prezzies.. THANKS MUCH FOR ALL THE FUN SHIT! :-)
(*) Continually slipped in and out of consciousness on the couch *I was soo effing tired!*
(*)Made my way to my dad's
(*) When I got there, I said Merry Christmas to my dad, brother, Brandon, and his new girl-friend.. [Brand, I love you like a brother, and no girl will ever be good enough for you my dear] ..and then I said "screw prezzies for the time being, all I want is sleeeeep"
(*) Slept for like 2 hours, got up, opened prezzies -THANKS MUCH AGAIN FOR ALL THE FUN SHIT- then ate some delicious dinner *yumm* followed by my chocolate cheesecake, that I made all by my little self, and it was amazing!
(*) Happiness is a Frozen Margarita !! In which I drank several of, while feeding them to my brother as well. Mmm, as well as a few Jager-bombs :-)
(*) One of the BEST moments of the night.. -My uncle Mark, who was a little tipsy- "Hey, Mark.. how much does a pound of butter weigh?" ... "Uhh, I dunno .... wait, ... fuck ... I'm dumb"
(*) As much as I say I loathe my family and their existence.. tonight was super fun, and I was sad that I had to leave for work :-( *booo*
And today I get to do the Boxing Day family bullshit.. in which I don't just have to tolerate my immediate family.. it's the non-immediate ones that really piss me off haha. All the whore cousins, that every year show up with a new guy/girl + a new kid.. talk about super sketch! haha. So I'll let you know how that turns out :s
P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAM !!
Toodles
-Ash
..maybe a little crude, but seeing as it is Christmas, time for gifts and such..
[you'll like this one Marina haha :p]
- ..I don't want your diamonds, just a necklace of pearls, so c'mon put your lips on mine -
Christmas is over for another year kiddies !
Ash's Christmas Recap:
-Christmas Eve-
(*) Poor Ashee had to work :-( *tear*
(*) Wished everyone a Merry Christmas via MySpace + MSN
(*) But I got a super awesome visit from the bestest girlies!
[You guys so didn't have to make the long trip of you were only allowed to stay for like an hour.. but it was super nice to see you! And for you to come keep me company :-) Even though Candace.. you were dying. But you got your reindeer.. and I'm still waiting for the answers to those last quotes that I left you. If I do not get them, I think I might be forced to take that little mofo back!]
(*) Talked to Mina a bit when she got home safe.. and foodless
(*) Some bastard old man broke one of the Christmas bulbs that were hanging from my railing in the lobby *Grrr* And not only did it break.. but it shattered into like a million pieces! He was all like :walk up the stairs, hit the bulb "Ooops bulb broke", continue walking up the stairs: Then I had to clean it up! Uhh, hello.. you're lucky I don't make you eat this asshole! There's still sparkly bits in the carpet haha..
(*) Got to put away some inventory shit, and try to remain occupied for the next million hours
(*) Once again.. was LATE getting out of here, because no one that works here seems to understand the concept of BEING ON TIME!
-Christmas Day-
(*) After getting outta here lateski.. went to my mommy's. I had a craving for bacon in the worst way, and when I got there *surprise* BACON! *eee*
(*) Ate that delicious bacon accompanied with a side of eggs, toast, and fruit *yumm* While watching A Christmas Story with Carlie... for the millionth time :s
(*) Opened prezzies.. THANKS MUCH FOR ALL THE FUN SHIT! :-)
(*) Continually slipped in and out of consciousness on the couch *I was soo effing tired!*
(*)Made my way to my dad's
(*) When I got there, I said Merry Christmas to my dad, brother, Brandon, and his new girl-friend.. [Brand, I love you like a brother, and no girl will ever be good enough for you my dear] ..and then I said "screw prezzies for the time being, all I want is sleeeeep"
(*) Slept for like 2 hours, got up, opened prezzies -THANKS MUCH AGAIN FOR ALL THE FUN SHIT- then ate some delicious dinner *yumm* followed by my chocolate cheesecake, that I made all by my little self, and it was amazing!
(*) Happiness is a Frozen Margarita !! In which I drank several of, while feeding them to my brother as well. Mmm, as well as a few Jager-bombs :-)
(*) One of the BEST moments of the night.. -My uncle Mark, who was a little tipsy- "Hey, Mark.. how much does a pound of butter weigh?" ... "Uhh, I dunno .... wait, ... fuck ... I'm dumb"
(*) As much as I say I loathe my family and their existence.. tonight was super fun, and I was sad that I had to leave for work :-( *booo*
And today I get to do the Boxing Day family bullshit.. in which I don't just have to tolerate my immediate family.. it's the non-immediate ones that really piss me off haha. All the whore cousins, that every year show up with a new guy/girl + a new kid.. talk about super sketch! haha. So I'll let you know how that turns out :s
P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAM !!
Toodles
-Ash
..maybe a little crude, but seeing as it is Christmas, time for gifts and such..
[you'll like this one Marina haha :p]
- ..I don't want your diamonds, just a necklace of pearls, so c'mon put your lips on mine -
December 22, 2006
I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
-[3]-
(*) Guess the Christmas movie quote title.. and win a prize! ..maybe haha (*)
So.. tonight sucked balls.. and not just regular balls either, elephant balls haha. I hate, hate, hate training!! It's soo ugh.. a giant pain in my ass!
All this woman did was talk about her daughter.. and how children grow up so fast here, where as where she grew up in Romania.. things were different. And [this is awesome] in the same breath, she went on to say how she hoped the kids were sleeping when she got home.. and how her 15 year old daughter had her boyfriend sleeping over.. Uhhh hypocrite much?? Children grow up to fast, yet you leave your 15 year old home alone with a little boy who would hump anything with a pulse.. NIIIICE!!
And lucky me! I get to do it all again tomorrow! *Woo Woo* ..Please kill me now!
I want Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream!! Also a nap.. and a little _ _ _ .. haha.
Marina! Did you see The Killers on Leno [I know you watch that trash] I saw them, and I thought of you "Don't you wanna feel my bones, on your bones" haha *shudder* creepy pedophile Brandon Flowers! He sounds like shit live! And uhh, hello.. what's with the constant convulsing?! I'm telling ya.. Parkinsons.. You boys should totally go back to Vegas.. and join a side show or something, maybe have Penn & Teller light you on fire.. ;) you'd be better at that.
I'm bored.. so I'm done.. guess the title!! Candace you're 2/2 ! Well on your way to that reindeer prize! :-)
I Effing love this!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RH44K0x_4
Lata - Gata
-Ash
- We're just two people, wishing that we were together tonight -
(*) Guess the Christmas movie quote title.. and win a prize! ..maybe haha (*)
So.. tonight sucked balls.. and not just regular balls either, elephant balls haha. I hate, hate, hate training!! It's soo ugh.. a giant pain in my ass!
All this woman did was talk about her daughter.. and how children grow up so fast here, where as where she grew up in Romania.. things were different. And [this is awesome] in the same breath, she went on to say how she hoped the kids were sleeping when she got home.. and how her 15 year old daughter had her boyfriend sleeping over.. Uhhh hypocrite much?? Children grow up to fast, yet you leave your 15 year old home alone with a little boy who would hump anything with a pulse.. NIIIICE!!
And lucky me! I get to do it all again tomorrow! *Woo Woo* ..Please kill me now!
I want Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream!! Also a nap.. and a little _ _ _ .. haha.
Marina! Did you see The Killers on Leno [I know you watch that trash] I saw them, and I thought of you "Don't you wanna feel my bones, on your bones" haha *shudder* creepy pedophile Brandon Flowers! He sounds like shit live! And uhh, hello.. what's with the constant convulsing?! I'm telling ya.. Parkinsons.. You boys should totally go back to Vegas.. and join a side show or something, maybe have Penn & Teller light you on fire.. ;) you'd be better at that.
I'm bored.. so I'm done.. guess the title!! Candace you're 2/2 ! Well on your way to that reindeer prize! :-)
I Effing love this!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RH44K0x_4
Lata - Gata
-Ash
- We're just two people, wishing that we were together tonight -
December 21, 2006
every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings
-[4]-
(*) Guess the Christmas movie quote title.. and win a prize! ..maybe haha (*)
Blah! Another long and oh so boring night! Soo sleepy.. I want my bed! And my pillow! And my blanket! And a certain boy mixed up in all that with me!
~Note: Sushi does not count as dinner.. so, when I suggest dinner, please no more sushi! *cringe* Just the thought of it makes my heart sad~
*Yawn* Yeah.. I totally got nothin' tonight was a whole lot of sitting.. trying to remain sane.. and dozing off woo woo!! Now give me money!!
Ohh!! I do have a story!! This crazzy woman came in, and I was all like the cheapest price is $80 + tax. Then she went on for like 20 minutes asking me if we had any of these discounts. LADY! I just said the CHEAPEST room rate is $80 + tax.. if there was cheaper with a discount, then $80 wouldn't be the cheapest now would it. NO! So take your room key, and fuck yourself. God damn, people are stupid! I soo want her dead!
[Insert space filler here]
Another fun Christmas forward.. you can shoot me if you wish, for putting this tripe up here.. haha :-)
A Christmas Story
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
* Wow, this was the biggest load of shit ever, hopefully tomorrow will be better.. goodie for me I get to train! :s *
Byes
-Ash
- I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know, I wanna f*ck you - :p
(*) Guess the Christmas movie quote title.. and win a prize! ..maybe haha (*)
Blah! Another long and oh so boring night! Soo sleepy.. I want my bed! And my pillow! And my blanket! And a certain boy mixed up in all that with me!
~Note: Sushi does not count as dinner.. so, when I suggest dinner, please no more sushi! *cringe* Just the thought of it makes my heart sad~
*Yawn* Yeah.. I totally got nothin' tonight was a whole lot of sitting.. trying to remain sane.. and dozing off woo woo!! Now give me money!!
Ohh!! I do have a story!! This crazzy woman came in, and I was all like the cheapest price is $80 + tax. Then she went on for like 20 minutes asking me if we had any of these discounts. LADY! I just said the CHEAPEST room rate is $80 + tax.. if there was cheaper with a discount, then $80 wouldn't be the cheapest now would it. NO! So take your room key, and fuck yourself. God damn, people are stupid! I soo want her dead!
[Insert space filler here]
Another fun Christmas forward.. you can shoot me if you wish, for putting this tripe up here.. haha :-)
A Christmas Story
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
* Wow, this was the biggest load of shit ever, hopefully tomorrow will be better.. goodie for me I get to train! :s *
Byes
-Ash
- I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know, I wanna f*ck you - :p
December 20, 2006
..that grinch even took the last can of who-hash!
-[5]-
(*) Guess the Christmas movie quote title.. and win a prize! ..maybe haha (*)
I slept soo goood last night!!
Christmas Lunch + Mooovies ! :)
Goood Times girlies! Even though I was constantly ridiculed due to my frustration *grrr* I don't much care for being the center of all jokes THANKS! haha. I CAN'T HELP IT DAMMIT!
THANK YOU for all the wonderful prezzies *eee* I love them lots and lots! [Mina.. I still feel like a jerk-face, for buying that purse, and ruining your gift :( Miso sorry :( I totally would have kept it, cuz it was from you!]
P.S. There was no way in hell that I was gonna be throwing food at that boy! haha He was super cuute! I would hate eaten 47 lunches.. just to have an excuse to stay there.. and "gaze" haha.
Also.. 'The Holiday' - Tres Cute Movie! ..Odd coming from me, yes I know this. Usually if there's not some form of violence/death a movie is a no-go with me haha. But that movie was just full of cuteness! - Jack Black, The wardrobe of Cameron Diaz, The little dog, That old man [whom Candace.. 'wants' :p] and yes even Jude Law [whom I usually want dead.. but in this movie, he was pretty hot haha.. VERY nice teeth!] -
(*) I'm so excited for my Christmas Eve Workie Visit!! (*)
Au Revoir
-Ash
- Open my heart, give it to you. Tell the whole world that I'm in love with you. Whatever you want, baby I'll do. I know I don't want nobody else but you -
(*) Guess the Christmas movie quote title.. and win a prize! ..maybe haha (*)
I slept soo goood last night!!
Christmas Lunch + Mooovies ! :)
Goood Times girlies! Even though I was constantly ridiculed due to my frustration *grrr* I don't much care for being the center of all jokes THANKS! haha. I CAN'T HELP IT DAMMIT!
THANK YOU for all the wonderful prezzies *eee* I love them lots and lots! [Mina.. I still feel like a jerk-face, for buying that purse, and ruining your gift :( Miso sorry :( I totally would have kept it, cuz it was from you!]
P.S. There was no way in hell that I was gonna be throwing food at that boy! haha He was super cuute! I would hate eaten 47 lunches.. just to have an excuse to stay there.. and "gaze" haha.
Also.. 'The Holiday' - Tres Cute Movie! ..Odd coming from me, yes I know this. Usually if there's not some form of violence/death a movie is a no-go with me haha. But that movie was just full of cuteness! - Jack Black, The wardrobe of Cameron Diaz, The little dog, That old man [whom Candace.. 'wants' :p] and yes even Jude Law [whom I usually want dead.. but in this movie, he was pretty hot haha.. VERY nice teeth!] -
(*) I'm so excited for my Christmas Eve Workie Visit!! (*)
Au Revoir
-Ash
- Open my heart, give it to you. Tell the whole world that I'm in love with you. Whatever you want, baby I'll do. I know I don't want nobody else but you -
December 19, 2006
i'm dreamin' of a white christmas..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *blushes* :p
This business of NOT SLEEPING is really starting to piss me off!! Today's reason[s]..
(*) Woken up by a XXX dream.. lol which won't be elaborated upon [but know this IT WAS HOTT]
(*) God damn phone rang..
(*) Add some more tossing & turning.. from all that 'excitement' :s
- You're the reason I'm not sleeping lately -
-[I've come to the conclusion that all British people are FULL OF AWESOMENESS, and all French people are BASTARDS!]-
Speaking of bastards.. Mr. Oaks.. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!? You're not wanted.. I so wanna kill you in your sleep! Other then the misfortune of him being here, it's gonna be another loong and boring night here at the Comfort Inn F.E. :s I'm sooo tired.. my eyes burn :( and are tres heavy, they wanna close, and I have to fight with them to stay open. *boo* I'm gonna be soo dead during lunch tomorrow..
But..
CHRISTMAS LUNCHEON EXTRAVAGANZA !! Woo woo! It's gonna be fun times, as long as I'm not in a coma *Can I throw food at the college kiddies?* haha
Hmm, I effing hate these things with every fibre of my being.. but I kinda enjoyed this one [possibly because it's oh so sexual.. lol]
But anyway.. I thought I'd share this fun Christmas forward with y'all :-)
21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you 'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full. I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
Toodles
-Ash
- Thinkin' about you, dreamin' about you, got me goin' crazy -
This business of NOT SLEEPING is really starting to piss me off!! Today's reason[s]..
(*) Woken up by a XXX dream.. lol which won't be elaborated upon [but know this IT WAS HOTT]
(*) God damn phone rang..
(*) Add some more tossing & turning.. from all that 'excitement' :s
- You're the reason I'm not sleeping lately -
-[I've come to the conclusion that all British people are FULL OF AWESOMENESS, and all French people are BASTARDS!]-
Speaking of bastards.. Mr. Oaks.. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE!? You're not wanted.. I so wanna kill you in your sleep! Other then the misfortune of him being here, it's gonna be another loong and boring night here at the Comfort Inn F.E. :s I'm sooo tired.. my eyes burn :( and are tres heavy, they wanna close, and I have to fight with them to stay open. *boo* I'm gonna be soo dead during lunch tomorrow..
But..
CHRISTMAS LUNCH
Hmm, I effing hate these things with every fibre of my being.. but I kinda enjoyed this one [possibly because it's oh so sexual.. lol]
But anyway.. I thought I'd share this fun Christmas forward with y'all :-)
21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you 'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full. I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
Toodles
-Ash
- Thinkin' about you, dreamin' about you, got me goin' crazy -
December 17, 2006
sleeeeeepy :(
Ugh.. another long boring night.. *please shoot me*
Soo effing boring!
-No one to keep me company
-No cuute Andy
-No anything going on
Things I accomplished tonight..
-Totally saw a pimped out dude, complete with fur coat and a dirty F.E hoe
-Heard some people in the middle of a little *bow-chicka-bow-wow* action
-Nodded off while watching 'Scream' [yes.. snoozin' at work again]
Hopefully this morning isn't like yesterday morning... I already know I have to be here till 8am.. cuz I work with dumb sluts.. but yesterday I didn't get outta here till like 8:45 *grrr* The chick that was supposed to come in... DIDN'T, so I called my douche bag of a manager, and of course she was all like "well, I can't come in, my daughter is sick" Uhh... that's your job... to fill in for your useless employees that don't wanna show up! I was pisssed!! Got home.. and couldn't sleep, I tossed and turned again all damn day.
I just wanna go home.. and sleep.. a niiiice long, good sleep!
--> One cranky little camper <--
-[I have a lot of pent up frustration.. that needs to be released :s lol]-
Lates
-Ash
- ..you make me wait around, but I'm so crazy about you I don't mind -
[17]
Soo effing boring!
-No one to keep me company
-No cuute Andy
-No anything going on
Things I accomplished tonight..
-Totally saw a pimped out dude, complete with fur coat and a dirty F.E hoe
-Heard some people in the middle of a little *bow-chicka-bow-wow* action
-Nodded off while watching 'Scream' [yes.. snoozin' at work again]
Hopefully this morning isn't like yesterday morning... I already know I have to be here till 8am.. cuz I work with dumb sluts.. but yesterday I didn't get outta here till like 8:45 *grrr* The chick that was supposed to come in... DIDN'T, so I called my douche bag of a manager, and of course she was all like "well, I can't come in, my daughter is sick" Uhh... that's your job... to fill in for your useless employees that don't wanna show up! I was pisssed!! Got home.. and couldn't sleep, I tossed and turned again all damn day.
I just wanna go home.. and sleep.. a niiiice long, good sleep!
--> One cranky little camper <--
-[I have a lot of pent up frustration.. that needs to be released :s lol]-
Lates
-Ash
- ..you make me wait around, but I'm so crazy about you I don't mind -
[17]
December 16, 2006
happiness is.. falling asleep at work
-[Hmm, I've been old for one month today..]-
Ahh, you gotta loove falling asleep while "working" haha. I went and got myself a nice comfy pillow and put my head down on the desk.. for what I thought was gonna just be a quick rest my eyes type deal. No, no.. I don't fuck around haha it was more like a coma.. haha. What seemed like a 'close my eyes for 20 minutes ish' turned into a good about hour and a half little nappy :-). It was moue fabuloso !!
It was a very quiet night tonight.. no creepy 'volt-meter' dude in 108. No drunks, although.. Mr. Cuppy is coming back tonight, and I hope he brings cuuute Andy lol.
Guh.. my horrid co-workers had a stupid little 'get together' in the afternoon.. which I chose not to attend because.. well.. I hate them. haha. Anyway, I come in, and they saved me some cookies, which was nice. What wasn't nice however was the fact that they left all their dirty dishes in the god damn sink. And, they left food in the fridge, that wasn't covered over, so it was all rock hard, and smelly. *Not Impressed* So [while gaging] I threw all their dishes in the garbage, and the ones that I had to save.. i just rinsed off.. - I hope you all get food poisoning from improperly washed dishes! Bitches! -
Also.. those cookies, totally swiped! :-)
Soo sleepy :-( I can't wait to go home, and pass out!
Sorry my dear, but there will be no waiting up for you today.. yesterday pretty much killed me, I'm sure it wasn't good for you either, considering you left for work at 4pm.. and you probably won't get home till like 9ish this morning. Uhh, that's to damn long at work! It's not good for you and I worry about you :p ..I need you in good shape ;) lol. *mwah*
Candace - Sorry for the lack of comment, but I barely had enough time to write this due to the whole falling asleep, and having to clean up after the pigs that I work with :s. But.. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR EXAM! YOU'RE GONNA KICK SOME HARD CORE JAPANESE ASS! *throws glittery pocket confetti* Just always remember 'Dead Fish with Sword' !!
Fuck.. ok, I still have to put out all that crap for people to eat :s haha I'm soo behind.. star.avec.leaf//S.D.A.S//sleep well gorgeous
Byes
-Ash
- You're on my mind all the time it's [not] a secret -
Ahh, you gotta loove falling asleep while "working" haha. I went and got myself a nice comfy pillow and put my head down on the desk.. for what I thought was gonna just be a quick rest my eyes type deal. No, no.. I don't fuck around haha it was more like a coma.. haha. What seemed like a 'close my eyes for 20 minutes ish' turned into a good about hour and a half little nappy :-). It was moue fabuloso !!
It was a very quiet night tonight.. no creepy 'volt-meter' dude in 108. No drunks, although.. Mr. Cuppy is coming back tonight, and I hope he brings cuuute Andy lol.
Guh.. my horrid co-workers had a stupid little 'get together' in the afternoon.. which I chose not to attend because.. well.. I hate them. haha. Anyway, I come in, and they saved me some cookies, which was nice. What wasn't nice however was the fact that they left all their dirty dishes in the god damn sink. And, they left food in the fridge, that wasn't covered over, so it was all rock hard, and smelly. *Not Impressed* So [while gaging] I threw all their dishes in the garbage, and the ones that I had to save.. i just rinsed off.. - I hope you all get food poisoning from improperly washed dishes! Bitches! -
Also.. those cookies, totally swiped! :-)
Soo sleepy :-( I can't wait to go home, and pass out!
Sorry my dear, but there will be no waiting up for you today.. yesterday pretty much killed me, I'm sure it wasn't good for you either, considering you left for work at 4pm.. and you probably won't get home till like 9ish this morning. Uhh, that's to damn long at work! It's not good for you and I worry about you :p ..I need you in good shape ;) lol. *mwah*
Candace - Sorry for the lack of comment, but I barely had enough time to write this due to the whole falling asleep, and having to clean up after the pigs that I work with :s. But.. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR EXAM! YOU'RE GONNA KICK SOME HARD CORE JAPANESE ASS! *throws glittery pocket confetti* Just always remember 'Dead Fish with Sword' !!
Fuck.. ok, I still have to put out all that crap for people to eat :s haha I'm soo behind.. star.avec.leaf//S.D.A.S//sleep well gorgeous
Byes
-Ash
- You're on my mind all the time it's [not] a secret -
December 15, 2006
.v.i.s.i.t. !!
*Candace!! Why did you take the car without asking? I didn't want you to get me in trouble!! You so didn't have to come if you were gonna get in trouble! I feel sooo bad!*
But...
THANK YOU BOTH FOR COMING !!!
Twas tres aw[e]some !!! Goood Times !!! :-) You don't get any better then surprise visits + pizza + ice cream [+ a flower]! Cuz that = *KICK ASS*
Another kick ass thing.. Marina eating melting cookie dough off the floor.. for a god damn dollar! Haha, *yikes* this floor is dirrrty!
Something not so kick ass however... creepy room 108 guy. *shudder* "Mr. I just got a shock from washin' my hands". Then, "Oh, I think my shoes are insulating me.. cuz that time I felt nothing" ..Then the final time "Oh, I got the volt meter that I keep in my car.. and there's like 15 volts of electricity in that water" ..Uhh, I'm pretty sure that you're just getting a shock.. like you know, when you scrape your socks along the carpet? Notice it didn't happen when you had your shoes on, but the two times you had no shoes... *shock* Fuckin' genius :s
Also.. the fact that I have pictures with a "ghostly mist" .. definitely not cool.. and considering it's right behind my damn head :s *cries* it's so gonna murder me!!
I totally saw a raccoon outside, scaling the fence! It was the cutest thing ever! If I would have had my camera... I so would have taken a picture, of his little hands :-) ..I want to go catch him, and take him home! Even though he probably has rabies.. [radies] and he will bite me and make me cry haha.
Cheers
-Ash
- Give me a long kiss good-night, and everything will be alright -
But...
THANK YOU BOTH FOR COMING !!!
Twas tres aw[e]some !!! Goood Times !!! :-) You don't get any better then surprise visits + pizza + ice cream [+ a flower]! Cuz that = *KICK ASS*
Another kick ass thing.. Marina eating melting cookie dough off the floor.. for a god damn dollar! Haha, *yikes* this floor is dirrrty!
Something not so kick ass however... creepy room 108 guy. *shudder* "Mr. I just got a shock from washin' my hands". Then, "Oh, I think my shoes are insulating me.. cuz that time I felt nothing" ..Then the final time "Oh, I got the volt meter that I keep in my car.. and there's like 15 volts of electricity in that water" ..Uhh, I'm pretty sure that you're just getting a shock.. like you know, when you scrape your socks along the carpet? Notice it didn't happen when you had your shoes on, but the two times you had no shoes... *shock* Fuckin' genius :s
Also.. the fact that I have pictures with a "ghostly mist" .. definitely not cool.. and considering it's right behind my damn head :s *cries* it's so gonna murder me!!
I totally saw a raccoon outside, scaling the fence! It was the cutest thing ever! If I would have had my camera... I so would have taken a picture, of his little hands :-) ..I want to go catch him, and take him home! Even though he probably has rabies.. [radies] and he will bite me and make me cry haha.
Cheers
-Ash
- Give me a long kiss good-night, and everything will be alright -
December 14, 2006
It's more than just bananas and dancing with toothbrushes
..title compliments of Candis
*Yawn* Asheee sleepy...
My posts have been kinda lacking lately, and for that I apologise..
*Update - That lady from the other day, I found out that she had a stroke.. always fun, but she is good now :-) Thank you for not dying in my hotel*
I'm not the only crazy one who thinks that there's a ghost in this place! Aside from my little incident with the door banging upstairs. There's also been an incident of crazzy banging on the wall next to the lobby, when there's no one in the room.. and the icing on this little haunted cake, one of the house keepers swears that she's seen a little boy running around in the halls upstairs while she was cleaning. *Super Creeped Out*
Wow... this shit was PRICELESS!! Damn you people with your long ass names! *choppy choppy*
miss america: says:
PRAISE JESUS the movie is finally over!
Ashley says:
haha yay!!!!!
miss america: says:
i wanna urinate on it
miss america: says:
in public
Ashley says:
hahahahaha
Ashley says:
and then spit on it?
miss america: says:
then set fire to it
Ashley says:
haha
miss america: says:
hahaha i'll spit on the ashes
Ashley says:
deal!
miss america: says:
i wanna karate chop whorlando in his non-nuts
Ashley says:
then (*monkey humping*) them
Ashley says:
hahahaha
miss america: says:
and hten kick in his knees
miss america: says:
and pull on his hair
miss america: says:
and maybe pee on him too
miss america: says:
but in a non erotic way
Ashley says:
HAHAHAAHA
Ashley says:
i was so just gonna say that
miss america: says:
not that i find golden showers erotic
miss america: says:
i should make that clea
miss america: says:
hahaha
miss america: says:
clear*
Goood stuff right there!! Haha, Once again, you have made my life!! :-)
*Candace, you also made my life!! With that 'falling down the stairs' comment*
Lates!
-Ash
- Cuz baby, there's nothing I wont do, to spend my life with you -
..thanks for the amazing phone date this morning gorgeous, it made my day hehe ;) Not that there's ever a time when you don't. There's something that you totally owe me though.. you know what I'm talkin' about lol!
*Yawn* Asheee sleepy...
My posts have been kinda lacking lately, and for that I apologise..
*Update - That lady from the other day, I found out that she had a stroke.. always fun, but she is good now :-) Thank you for not dying in my hotel*
I'm not the only crazy one who thinks that there's a ghost in this place! Aside from my little incident with the door banging upstairs. There's also been an incident of crazzy banging on the wall next to the lobby, when there's no one in the room.. and the icing on this little haunted cake, one of the house keepers swears that she's seen a little boy running around in the halls upstairs while she was cleaning. *Super Creeped Out*
Wow... this shit was PRICELESS!! Damn you people with your long ass names! *choppy choppy*
miss america: says:
PRAISE JESUS the movie is finally over!
Ashley says:
haha yay!!!!!
miss america: says:
i wanna urinate on it
miss america: says:
in public
Ashley says:
hahahahaha
Ashley says:
and then spit on it?
miss america: says:
then set fire to it
Ashley says:
haha
miss america: says:
hahaha i'll spit on the ashes
Ashley says:
deal!
miss america: says:
i wanna karate chop whorlando in his non-nuts
Ashley says:
then (*monkey humping*) them
Ashley says:
hahahaha
miss america: says:
and hten kick in his knees
miss america: says:
and pull on his hair
miss america: says:
and maybe pee on him too
miss america: says:
but in a non erotic way
Ashley says:
HAHAHAAHA
Ashley says:
i was so just gonna say that
miss america: says:
not that i find golden showers erotic
miss america: says:
i should make that clea
miss america: says:
hahaha
miss america: says:
clear*
Goood stuff right there!! Haha, Once again, you have made my life!! :-)
*Candace, you also made my life!! With that 'falling down the stairs' comment*
Lates!
-Ash
- Cuz baby, there's nothing I wont do, to spend my life with you -
..thanks for the amazing phone date this morning gorgeous, it made my day hehe ;) Not that there's ever a time when you don't. There's something that you totally owe me though.. you know what I'm talkin' about lol!
December 11, 2006
not my idea of 'excitement' ..
On my "TOP 10" List of things that I never want to see again.. I think that was definitely worthy of top 5..
[To lighten the mood, I'm gonna pull a Dane Cook & 'Tarantino the ending' the end first, then all the beginning bits..] - "I'll fucking kill you!" haha
I just saw some old woman get carried through my lobby on a stretcher. While wearing an oxygen mask, and convulsing.
I asked for excitement, but I never said I wanted that shit[e] !!
I get a phone call at like 12:15ish, and it's this old man.. I figure he's calling to get a wake up call. Pretty normal, no big deal. But then he's all like "Can you call an ambulance? There's something wrong with my wife" Ok.. *a little freaked out* I call 911, which is the dumbest set up ever! I dunno if you've ever called.. but you get an operator who asks you if you want police, fire, or ambulance. Umm, if someone is getting MURDERED OR DYING like 129 I don't think they're gonna have time to fuck around with that shit!
Then jerk monkey Candace.. makes me go down there to check on the situation.. in which I actually get to see her on the floor and having some form of seizure *really freaked out now* So then I come back and wait for the ambulance.. which seemed to take FOREVER!
The bitches finally get here, take their sweet ass time waddling their fat asses through the door, and down the hall, with their little bags, and the stretcher.
*Uhh... hello... wanna move a little faster? Someone could be dying in there!* So they go into the room with their little bags, leave the stretcher out in the hall.. so i figured all is good, they're just gonna make her better, and leave. No such luck, I see them bring the stretcher into the room.. and like 20 years later they bring her out..
..through my lobby on that stretcher while wearing an oxygen mask, and convulsing. :s
So, yeah.. If I never see that again, I'll be happy.
Also:.. 'Candia Skellington Christmas-Tree Skirt Voir Rugburn Polska' *once again, packs a lunch to make it through that one* STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN HARD ON YOURSELF! You're not slacking! If you don't take a break every once in a while.. you're gonna have an anxiety attack!
-addski- You buy the IHop, and I will soo be your Waffle Wench!
Maaaaarina!!! - Spreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! + N.Y Fries!!!
[quelle heure??]
Toodles
-Ash
- ..Over and over, I fall for you -
[To lighten the mood, I'm gonna pull a Dane Cook & 'Tarantino the ending' the end first, then all the beginning bits..] - "I'll fucking kill you!" haha
I just saw some old woman get carried through my lobby on a stretcher. While wearing an oxygen mask, and convulsing.
I asked for excitement, but I never said I wanted that shit[e] !!
I get a phone call at like 12:15ish, and it's this old man.. I figure he's calling to get a wake up call. Pretty normal, no big deal. But then he's all like "Can you call an ambulance? There's something wrong with my wife" Ok.. *a little freaked out* I call 911, which is the dumbest set up ever! I dunno if you've ever called.. but you get an operator who asks you if you want police, fire, or ambulance. Umm, if someone is getting MURDERED OR DYING like 129 I don't think they're gonna have time to fuck around with that shit!
Then jerk monkey Candace.. makes me go down there to check on the situation.. in which I actually get to see her on the floor and having some form of seizure *really freaked out now* So then I come back and wait for the ambulance.. which seemed to take FOREVER!
The bitches finally get here, take their sweet ass time waddling their fat asses through the door, and down the hall, with their little bags, and the stretcher.
*Uhh... hello... wanna move a little faster? Someone could be dying in there!* So they go into the room with their little bags, leave the stretcher out in the hall.. so i figured all is good, they're just gonna make her better, and leave. No such luck, I see them bring the stretcher into the room.. and like 20 years later they bring her out..
..through my lobby on that stretcher while wearing an oxygen mask, and convulsing. :s
So, yeah.. If I never see that again, I'll be happy.
Also:.. 'Candia Skellington Christmas-Tree Skirt Voir Rugburn Polska' *once again, packs a lunch to make it through that one* STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN HARD ON YOURSELF! You're not slacking! If you don't take a break every once in a while.. you're gonna have an anxiety attack!
-addski- You buy the IHop, and I will soo be your Waffle Wench!
Maaaaarina!!! - Spreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! + N.Y Fries!!!
[quelle heure??]
Toodles
-Ash
- ..Over and over, I fall for you -
December 10, 2006
Same Old Shit[e]
Another boring night!! Guh... kill me!! Haha, but I got yelled at for not posting yesterday..
Miso Bored!!
Last night wasn't much better.. there was..
The guy that HAD to be a flamer [he knew the movie Evita.. just by the music, and he said that he would sell everything for her] yet he came in with a girl, and wanted a room with a queen bed. How does that work? Can you say 'cover up' haha... dude, just get it over with, your little closet is starting to smell like mold! Come the hell out! haha
Then there was genius me.. spilling, no over flowing the coffee pot.. AGAIN! :s Ugh, that's like the third time, I've forgotten to make sure the pot was empty before I made more coffee. There was coffee everywhere! On the counter, in the carpet.. it was a mess!! Hopefully there will be no more of that.
Guh, I actually have to work tonight, that damn whore manager left me shit that she should be doing.. but since she is a slut, doesn't want to *grrrr* I want her dead!
..So I'm gonna go do that :(
Candace : You're God damn right I'm the Best Ashley!! All the 'other' Ashleys that you know.... SUCK BALLS!! Big hairy monkey testicles!! haha
Mina : MONDAY!!
Cheers
-Ash
- You're all I want just for me, underneath my Christmas tree -
Miso Bored!!
Last night wasn't much better.. there was..
The guy that HAD to be a flamer [he knew the movie Evita.. just by the music, and he said that he would sell everything for her] yet he came in with a girl, and wanted a room with a queen bed. How does that work? Can you say 'cover up' haha... dude, just get it over with, your little closet is starting to smell like mold! Come the hell out! haha
Then there was genius me.. spilling, no over flowing the coffee pot.. AGAIN! :s Ugh, that's like the third time, I've forgotten to make sure the pot was empty before I made more coffee. There was coffee everywhere! On the counter, in the carpet.. it was a mess!! Hopefully there will be no more of that.
Guh, I actually have to work tonight, that damn whore manager left me shit that she should be doing.. but since she is a slut, doesn't want to *grrrr* I want her dead!
..So I'm gonna go do that :(
Candace : You're God damn right I'm the Best Ashley!! All the 'other' Ashleys that you know.... SUCK BALLS!! Big hairy monkey testicles!! haha
Mina : MONDAY!!
Cheers
-Ash
- You're all I want just for me, underneath my Christmas tree -
December 8, 2006
*wish me luck*
Job Interview in T-minus 3hours + 45 minutes!!
I'm nervous.. :-( , I'm gonna get lost, and I'm going to be sooo tired lol. Damn slut manager.. you better hurry up and get your ass here tomorrow, so I can get there on time! haha If not.. I'll kill you in your sleep!
Thanks to all those who gave me Good Luck Wishes !!
..and the "If for no other reason, they'll give you the job cuz you're so god damn adorable" - You're sooo cute Sean!! - I hate you having to work nights, cuz I don't have you to keep me company.
I finally talked to my mom today.. we are good now :-) ..for now, until she does something else stupid. Apparently Rob, Carlie & my mom are going to Cuba for 2 weeks in March.. so it's just gonna be me and my puglette! *Bossssssssssssssssssco* !
Also, she said that she wants a new car.. so she might let me take over her last year of payments on the Alero.. and then I will have that *score* I love the Alero! haha
*Note to Drunks*
:FUCK OFF: I will not come drink with you.. I will not do sketchy things in the bathroom with you.. and just to clear up anything else you might want.. I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU WITH A 10FOOT POLE!
Why is it that no matter how much you shoot these fucktards down.. they don't get the hint?! I swear, I was asked like at least 15 times to go to these guy's room to 'drink' with them. Hell no! I don't up for any rapage goin' on tonight... or any other night thanks. Effing creepers!
*Candace - We will have our snow "peek-a-neeque" avec chicken wings*
*Marina - After that comment tonight.. you are God! haha*
Lates
-Ash
- My heart seems to skip another beat, every time we speak, can't believe I feel so weak -
I'm nervous.. :-( , I'm gonna get lost, and I'm going to be sooo tired lol. Damn slut manager.. you better hurry up and get your ass here tomorrow, so I can get there on time! haha If not.. I'll kill you in your sleep!
Thanks to all those who gave me Good Luck Wishes !!
..and the "If for no other reason, they'll give you the job cuz you're so god damn adorable" - You're sooo cute Sean!! - I hate you having to work nights, cuz I don't have you to keep me company.
I finally talked to my mom today.. we are good now :-) ..for now, until she does something else stupid. Apparently Rob, Carlie & my mom are going to Cuba for 2 weeks in March.. so it's just gonna be me and my puglette! *Bossssssssssssssssssco* !
Also, she said that she wants a new car.. so she might let me take over her last year of payments on the Alero.. and then I will have that *score* I love the Alero! haha
*Note to Drunks*
:FUCK OFF: I will not come drink with you.. I will not do sketchy things in the bathroom with you.. and just to clear up anything else you might want.. I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU WITH A 10FOOT POLE!
Why is it that no matter how much you shoot these fucktards down.. they don't get the hint?! I swear, I was asked like at least 15 times to go to these guy's room to 'drink' with them. Hell no! I don't up for any rapage goin' on tonight... or any other night thanks. Effing creepers!
*Candace - We will have our snow "peek-a-neeque" avec chicken wings*
*Marina - After that comment tonight.. you are God! haha*
Lates
-Ash
- My heart seems to skip another beat, every time we speak, can't believe I feel so weak -
December 7, 2006
Hmm, no title again?
So... I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW ON FRIDAY!
I was just falling asleep and my phone rings.. I swear and ignore it.. not 5 minutes later it rings again.. so I get up and answer it.
Twas the Days Inn in Niagara Falls.. so I get to go in on Friday to "have a little chat"
*eeee* so excited at the possible idea of getting to tell Steve to shove his job so far up his ass it comes out his mouth :-) as well as getting to sleep at night like normal people! Buh bye F.E, buh bye night audit! *I hope*
I also finally went and got some more Christmas shopping done *yay*
So all and all, it was a very productive day lol
Byes
-Ash
- It's nice to smile when I get your phone call at night, But I'd rather have you here with me, right next to me ♪ -
I was just falling asleep and my phone rings.. I swear and ignore it.. not 5 minutes later it rings again.. so I get up and answer it.
Twas the Days Inn in Niagara Falls.. so I get to go in on Friday to "have a little chat"
*eeee* so excited at the possible idea of getting to tell Steve to shove his job so far up his ass it comes out his mouth :-) as well as getting to sleep at night like normal people! Buh bye F.E, buh bye night audit! *I hope*
I also finally went and got some more Christmas shopping done *yay*
So all and all, it was a very productive day lol
Byes
-Ash
- It's nice to smile when I get your phone call at night, But I'd rather have you here with me, right next to me ♪ -
December 6, 2006
feeling uncreative - there fore lack of title..
Ahh, twas a fun night of *job hunting & car shopping* TWO OF THE THINGS I HATE MOST IN LIFE! ..Right up there with spiders
Wow... Candace, you're awesome! Haha.. this made my night!
*A little snippet from our conversation*
[Eff, your name is to long! I'm cutting some off!]
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
does he have stubble?
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
I'm, I'm not sure
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
....you're not sure? does he have hair on his head?
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
or is it stubble?
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
he has hair?
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
I thought you meant stubble on his face...
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
no
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
i dont like face stubble...
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
i like head stubble lol
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
me either
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
haha
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
oh jeeze.. what am i going to do with you
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
and you would still know if he had face stubble... you can kinda see it
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
It was dark?
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
so you;ve only ever seen him in the dark? what if he only has one eye?!
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
hahahaha
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
no no
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
well then... lol
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
Don't question my logic haha
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
hahahahaha
Ahh, that was fun.. while it lasted!!
p.s. Marina.. I think that hoe is gonna gimmie New Years Eve off!! So we need to get crazzzzzy drunk!!
Au Revoir
-Ash
- I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive, now I only waste it dreaming of you ♪ -
Wow... Candace, you're awesome! Haha.. this made my night!
*A little snippet from our conversation*
[Eff, your name is to long! I'm cutting some off!]
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
does he have stubble?
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
I'm, I'm not sure
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
....you're not sure? does he have hair on his head?
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
or is it stubble?
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
he has hair?
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
I thought you meant stubble on his face...
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
no
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
i dont like face stubble...
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
i like head stubble lol
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
me either
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
haha
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
oh jeeze.. what am i going to do with you
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
and you would still know if he had face stubble... you can kinda see it
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
It was dark?
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
so you;ve only ever seen him in the dark? what if he only has one eye?!
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
hahahaha
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
no no
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
well then... lol
Astaldothôlwen's willing to sell her spleen for a massage..
Don't question my logic haha
Ashley ..job hunting & car shopping says:
hahahahaha
Ahh, that was fun.. while it lasted!!
p.s. Marina.. I think that hoe is gonna gimmie New Years Eve off!! So we need to get crazzzzzy drunk!!
Au Revoir
-Ash
- I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive, now I only waste it dreaming of you ♪ -
Now.. play with the monkey! |
December 5, 2006
WTF!? Today Sucks Balls !
Hmm, where to begin.. so much shit... so much anger. This is definitely another "Ashley Mad - Ashley Smash" moment.
Soo, I had a fun conversation with my mom today, who didn't even have the balls to call me. This conversational gold was all via text message.
Mom - "You really hurt my feelings the other day"
Ash - "And you didn't embarrass the hell out of me? What was I supposed to say to you?"
Mom - "I came to see you and you were mean the second I walked in"
Ash - "No, I was mean when you started acting like a goof with the drunks"
Mom - "I wasn't acting like a goof"
Ash - "Umm, yes.. you were"
Mom - 'Maybe if you pulled the stick outta your ass you might not be so stuffy and mean"
Ash - "Ok.. when you start talking about swallowing & how there's less mess with a bunch of little boys, obviously its gonna make me uncomfortable.. moms don't talk about that"
.................and nothing more...................
Yeah, it's real good when umm.. YOU'RE THE PARENTAL FIGURE... AND YOU'RE IMMATURE LIKE THAT!
Ugh.. then it was time for work... *joy*
[-on a side note: and this may seem odd for me: but... *Yay* for snow!! - Only one person knows why this excites me so.. :p So you know what this means... GET YOUR ASS HERE!! NOW!! So I can have my reason for the excitement-]
Anyway.. back to the bitterness..
So, my dad was all like, "I'm gonna drive you to work.. cuz I don't want you driving the van in the snow. It's hard to control" Ugh.. fine whatever! So we get in 'The Great Pumpkin' and the whole way here.. he's all like "I don't even wanna drive this in the snow, the salt and sand will scratch the paint *whine* You need to get a car, and you need to get a job closer to home blah blah blah" Yeah, thanks for pointing that out genius! You don't have to tell me I need a car... I'm the one who's been car less for like 3 months now! Shut up!
Driving on the highway was re-god-damn-diculous! I know it's slippery, and people like to go slower then the highway speed limit.. as to avoid death. But.. COME THE FUCK ON! We were doing 20! And that's not an exaggeration.. Why is it, that when we get our first big snow fall of the year, it's suddenly 'Drive Like An Asshole Day' and all the fucktards come out. Guh! STAY OFF THE ROAD IF SNOW SCARES YOU! YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE MORE ACCIDENTS THEN YOU PREVENT! *Dicks*
When I arrive at the luxurious Comfort Inn a la F.E. I find out that Myranda.. the only person that I semi liked, and was worth a damn in this place quit. So, naturally, I'm the one that gets screwed.. I was so looking forward to my weekend off, my nice 3 day weekend.. and now, big surprise.. I DON'T GET IT! They've got me scattered all over the place, with these bull shit one day off at a time.. FUCK THAT! I'm so ready to just quit, right now.. I don't even care anymore. If Steve was here.. I'd go right up there, and tell him to get fucked! haha. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna tell everyone that, and I'm gonna give the new little miss manager a roundhouse kick right to the chops! haha
[-side note #2: My boots came today, the ones that I've been dying for.. for I dunno.. FOREVER! Well, they sent me the wrong size.. so I now have to send them back, and wait for another million years *grrrrr*-]
So.. in a nut shell.. TODAY SUCKED BALLS! Big hairy ones! :p
Ciao
-Ash
- ..and if I french kiss you in the broad daylight [or the snow] you'll fall in love oh, oh, oh... ♪ -
Soo, I had a fun conversation with my mom today, who didn't even have the balls to call me. This conversational gold was all via text message.
Mom - "You really hurt my feelings the other day"
Ash - "And you didn't embarrass the hell out of me? What was I supposed to say to you?"
Mom - "I came to see you and you were mean the second I walked in"
Ash - "No, I was mean when you started acting like a goof with the drunks"
Mom - "I wasn't acting like a goof"
Ash - "Umm, yes.. you were"
Mom - 'Maybe if you pulled the stick outta your ass you might not be so stuffy and mean"
Ash - "Ok.. when you start talking about swallowing & how there's less mess with a bunch of little boys, obviously its gonna make me uncomfortable.. moms don't talk about that"
.................and nothing more...................
Yeah, it's real good when umm.. YOU'RE THE PARENTAL FIGURE... AND YOU'RE IMMATURE LIKE THAT!
Ugh.. then it was time for work... *joy*
[-on a side note: and this may seem odd for me: but... *Yay* for snow!! - Only one person knows why this excites me so.. :p So you know what this means... GET YOUR ASS HERE!! NOW!! So I can have my reason for the excitement-]
Anyway.. back to the bitterness..
So, my dad was all like, "I'm gonna drive you to work.. cuz I don't want you driving the van in the snow. It's hard to control" Ugh.. fine whatever! So we get in 'The Great Pumpkin' and the whole way here.. he's all like "I don't even wanna drive this in the snow, the salt and sand will scratch the paint *whine* You need to get a car, and you need to get a job closer to home blah blah blah" Yeah, thanks for pointing that out genius! You don't have to tell me I need a car... I'm the one who's been car less for like 3 months now! Shut up!
Driving on the highway was re-god-damn-diculous! I know it's slippery, and people like to go slower then the highway speed limit.. as to avoid death. But.. COME THE FUCK ON! We were doing 20! And that's not an exaggeration.. Why is it, that when we get our first big snow fall of the year, it's suddenly 'Drive Like An Asshole Day' and all the fucktards come out. Guh! STAY OFF THE ROAD IF SNOW SCARES YOU! YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE MORE ACCIDENTS THEN YOU PREVENT! *Dicks*
When I arrive at the luxurious Comfort Inn a la F.E. I find out that Myranda.. the only person that I semi liked, and was worth a damn in this place quit. So, naturally, I'm the one that gets screwed.. I was so looking forward to my weekend off, my nice 3 day weekend.. and now, big surprise.. I DON'T GET IT! They've got me scattered all over the place, with these bull shit one day off at a time.. FUCK THAT! I'm so ready to just quit, right now.. I don't even care anymore. If Steve was here.. I'd go right up there, and tell him to get fucked! haha. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna tell everyone that, and I'm gonna give the new little miss manager a roundhouse kick right to the chops! haha
[-side note #2: My boots came today, the ones that I've been dying for.. for I dunno.. FOREVER! Well, they sent me the wrong size.. so I now have to send them back, and wait for another million years *grrrrr*-]
So.. in a nut shell.. TODAY SUCKED BALLS! Big hairy ones! :p
Ciao
-Ash
- ..and if I french kiss you in the broad daylight [or the snow] you'll fall in love oh, oh, oh... ♪ -
ok, i lied..
Ok, so tonight didn't completely suck balls..
In tonight's addition of 'Dear Candia'... Things that hurt if you get them in your eye..
Dear Candia:
When we discuss things that one shouldn't get in their eye.. you have to know with me, the first thing that pops into my brain is... you know... lol. That whole giving me the benefit of the doubt.. no, that's useless. I'm there haha.
I would never think that you were talking about shampoo, and hot sauce.. c'mon.. it's me you're talking to here ! :p
So lesson kiddies... don't get anything in your eye! Manufactured substance or otherwise.. mostly the otherwise, cuz that's not fun, it stings! and can cause you to develop a lazy eye!!
In tonight's addition of 'Dear Candia'... Things that hurt if you get them in your eye..
Dear Candia:
When we discuss things that one shouldn't get in their eye.. you have to know with me, the first thing that pops into my brain is... you know... lol. That whole giving me the benefit of the doubt.. no, that's useless. I'm there haha.
I would never think that you were talking about shampoo, and hot sauce.. c'mon.. it's me you're talking to here ! :p
So lesson kiddies... don't get anything in your eye! Manufactured substance or otherwise.. mostly the otherwise, cuz that's not fun, it stings! and can cause you to develop a lazy eye!!
December 4, 2006
Thumbs Up? Or Thumbs Down?
Hmm.. I'm not sure how I feel about this new re-vamped blog of mine.
It's pretty, yes.. tres pretty in fact.
But the whole idea of it's ability to take in comments.. that's a very big *boo* in my book.
*tear*
Getting comments excites me! If I don't have that to look forward to.. I just don't know what to do with myself. :-(
It makes me sad that I can do all this other fun shit BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO 'TURN ON THE COMMENTS'
**Update: SUCCESS!! It's now 8:30 in the a.m. I couldn't sleep cuz this comment thing was driving me crazzzy!! And the out come is as follows:
Ashley - 1 :: Comment Retardation - 0!! *eeeeeee*
Toodles
-Ash [comment less and sad]
- I called to say I'm ready, ready to freefall into the sky, nothing I wouldn't go through, as long as I'm with you -
I got really bored, and ssstressed from this comment nonsense so I filled this out :s
1. WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:36 am
2. NAME: Ashley *hates her middle name* Gennings
3. PIERCINGS: 2.. muh ears, but I never wear my earrings so does that still count?
4. WHAT IS THE MOST RECENT MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN AT THE CINEMA? Wow, it's been a long ass time.. damn having no life! Saw III was definitely the last one. :-(
5. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MOST: Hmm.. famous or other wise? Famous: Strombo, Otherwise: You know..
6. PLACE OF BIRTH: Welly Welly Welland
7. EVER BEEN TO INDIA: Nope.. but I would so go to ride an elephant!
8. EVER BEEN TOILET PAPERING: Sadly this one's a no, but it's on my top list of things to do before I croak
9. EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY: Only when you left me for Germany..
10. EVER BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT: Yuppers
11. CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Hmm, stale bread or fake meat that could break your teeth.. I'm going with fake meat. Any meat is good meat :p
12. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Any day that doesn't involve me making a trip to the Comfort Inn :-)
13. FAVORITE RESTAURANT: This amazing buffet in Vegas 'Flavors' OMG soo good! Talk about orgasmic!
14. FAVORITE FLOWER: Hibiscus.. it's such a 'paradise' flower! *love*
15. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: None really. I like hockey for the fights, and soccer, cuz well.. ;)
16. FAVORITE DRINK: I now love Jager-Bombs haha they're soo good! Mmm Jagermeister & Red Bull
17. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie whatever the fuck it's called.. *deelicious* and Mint-Chocolate Chip
18. DISNEY OR WARNER BROTHERS: Hmm, Disney has gays in their little ice show, but WB has a frog that would be super fun to watch while on acid or something.
19. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: Arbys or RatDonalds [yes, I know.. there's gonna be a collective *ewww* after that one. If I had a wang, I'd tell ya to BLOW ME! haha]
20. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BEDROOM CARPET: Me no gots carpet
21. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAIL YOUR DRIVERS TEST: G1 - 0! G2 - 0!! G - once, cuz the guy was a bastard, and made me cry :s I wanted to stab him with his little pen.
22. BEFORE THIS ONE, FROM WHOM DID YOU GET YOUR LAST EMAIL: Umm, that would be Creepy Kyle. Something about "9 Things I Hate.." Uhh, darlin, you hate everything, it's gonna take a lot more then 9 things..
23. USUAL BEDTIME: Bed time? What is this?
*Questions 24, 25, & 26 have been removed.. cuz they're about e-mail, and other stupid forward shit. They have no relevance here.. so they can fuck themselves!*
27. FAVORITE TV SHOW(S): CSI, Prison Break, The Hour, Anything porn related..., House etc.
28. ONE THING YOU HATE TO DO: ..take it in the eye :p haha no, seriously.. I hate to drive that soccer mom van on steroids -It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown!-
29. HOW MANY TATTOOS DO YOU HAVE: Are you kidding me, needles scare the fuck outta me! That a big fat goose-egg on that one!
30. HOW MANY PETS DO YOU HAVE: Tiger, Bosco, Brutus & some Fish
31. WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG? They both showed up on the scene at the same time! And there was a battle of epic proportions. Now the question is: Who won??
32. ONE THING IN LIFE YOU MOST WANT TO DO: Can I answer this as: Who's one person I wanna do?? haha That might be a little easier pour moi.. Ahh but to choose one, soo hard :p
Cheers!
It's pretty, yes.. tres pretty in fact.
But the whole idea of it's ability to take in comments.. that's a very big *boo* in my book.
*tear*
Getting comments excites me! If I don't have that to look forward to.. I just don't know what to do with myself. :-(
It makes me sad that I can do all this other fun shit BUT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO 'TURN ON THE COMMENTS'
**Update: SUCCESS!! It's now 8:30 in the a.m. I couldn't sleep cuz this comment thing was driving me crazzzy!! And the out come is as follows:
Ashley - 1 :: Comment Retardation - 0!! *eeeeeee*
Toodles
-Ash [comment less and sad]
- I called to say I'm ready, ready to freefall into the sky, nothing I wouldn't go through, as long as I'm with you -
I got really bored, and ssstressed from this comment nonsense so I filled this out :s
1. WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:36 am
2. NAME: Ashley *hates her middle name* Gennings
3. PIERCINGS: 2.. muh ears, but I never wear my earrings so does that still count?
4. WHAT IS THE MOST RECENT MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN AT THE CINEMA? Wow, it's been a long ass time.. damn having no life! Saw III was definitely the last one. :-(
5. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MOST: Hmm.. famous or other wise? Famous: Strombo, Otherwise: You know..
6. PLACE OF BIRTH: Welly Welly Welland
7. EVER BEEN TO INDIA: Nope.. but I would so go to ride an elephant!
8. EVER BEEN TOILET PAPERING: Sadly this one's a no, but it's on my top list of things to do before I croak
9. EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY: Only when you left me for Germany..
10. EVER BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT: Yuppers
11. CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Hmm, stale bread or fake meat that could break your teeth.. I'm going with fake meat. Any meat is good meat :p
12. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Any day that doesn't involve me making a trip to the Comfort Inn :-)
13. FAVORITE RESTAURANT: This amazing buffet in Vegas 'Flavors' OMG soo good! Talk about orgasmic!
14. FAVORITE FLOWER: Hibiscus.. it's such a 'paradise' flower! *love*
15. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: None really. I like hockey for the fights, and soccer, cuz well.. ;)
16. FAVORITE DRINK: I now love Jager-Bombs haha they're soo good! Mmm Jagermeister & Red Bull
17. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie whatever the fuck it's called.. *deelicious* and Mint-Chocolate Chip
18. DISNEY OR WARNER BROTHERS: Hmm, Disney has gays in their little ice show, but WB has a frog that would be super fun to watch while on acid or something.
19. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: Arbys or RatDonalds [yes, I know.. there's gonna be a collective *ewww* after that one. If I had a wang, I'd tell ya to BLOW ME! haha]
20. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BEDROOM CARPET: Me no gots carpet
21. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAIL YOUR DRIVERS TEST: G1 - 0! G2 - 0!! G - once, cuz the guy was a bastard, and made me cry :s I wanted to stab him with his little pen.
22. BEFORE THIS ONE, FROM WHOM DID YOU GET YOUR LAST EMAIL: Umm, that would be Creepy Kyle. Something about "9 Things I Hate.." Uhh, darlin, you hate everything, it's gonna take a lot more then 9 things..
23. USUAL BEDTIME: Bed time? What is this?
*Questions 24, 25, & 26 have been removed.. cuz they're about e-mail, and other stupid forward shit. They have no relevance here.. so they can fuck themselves!*
27. FAVORITE TV SHOW(S): CSI, Prison Break, The Hour, Anything porn related..., House etc.
28. ONE THING YOU HATE TO DO: ..take it in the eye :p haha no, seriously.. I hate to drive that soccer mom van on steroids -It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown!-
29. HOW MANY TATTOOS DO YOU HAVE: Are you kidding me, needles scare the fuck outta me! That a big fat goose-egg on that one!
30. HOW MANY PETS DO YOU HAVE: Tiger, Bosco, Brutus & some Fish
31. WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG? They both showed up on the scene at the same time! And there was a battle of epic proportions. Now the question is: Who won??
32. ONE THING IN LIFE YOU MOST WANT TO DO: Can I answer this as: Who's one person I wanna do?? haha That might be a little easier pour moi.. Ahh but to choose one, soo hard :p
Cheers!
December 3, 2006
Worst Night Ever !!
I just had the worst night of my fucking life...
It started out great.. came into work, wished death on Steve.. the usual. Met a super cute boy [Andy], and some of his friends.. did some Jager-Bombs with the super cute boy haha *blushes* yes, while working.. Twas great times..
UNTIL...
My fucking mom shows up.. yeah.. and you think that's awkward.. just you wait my friends, just you fucking wait!!
So it was me, the cute boy, one of the other girls that works here [who had popped in to meet someone] and one of the cute boy's friends. DOESN'T MY MOM GO AND START TALKING ABOUT SWALLOWING!!!! And no, not, swallowing food either. She proceeded to go on about how if she would have known what a hand full my sister was gonna be, she would have swallowed. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS.. MY MOM!! I was so disgusted..
Then more drunk fuckers show up.. and she's all talking to them [if I didn't think my mom was a whore before, I FUCKING DO NOW] These boys are mayybe like mid to late 20s.. and she's totally flirting with all of them. Continuing to bring up the swallowing, cuz it's less messy, and it hurts to get it in the eye. Making sure to tell everyone that I'm her daughter.. Then the drunk bastards have the balls to tell me that I have a hot mom, and start singing "Ashley's mom has got it going on" YEAH BUDDY.. UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR BALLS CUT OFF, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
She finally gets the hint on how disgusted I am with her, and says she's gonna go.. the one little boy tries to invite her back to their room.. for 'drinks' surprisingly, she said no. And then she wonders why I can't look at her in the face, and why I can't talk to her..
Hmmm, I wonder?!?!
Not to mention the fact that Steve is here tonight.. and some of those drunk fucks were upstairs doing god knows what.. so they probably woke him up, and I'm gonna hear about it in the morning. As well, I got a few noise complaints from guests.. so on top of being bitched at over the phone, I'm probably gonna hear it again in the a.m.
I am such a wreck right now.. honestly, it's hard for me to even type.. my hands, and my whole body are shaking like mad. I feel sick to my stomach, I feel like I'm going to cry.. and I'm so horrified that my mom would come here, and act like the BIGGEST FUCKING HOE BAG in the world!
I just want tonight over.. and I want to forget everything..
-Ash
[I felt so empty and now I'm fine, but still it's burning, when will you be mine? ♪] - Wow.. 11 months!!
It started out great.. came into work, wished death on Steve.. the usual. Met a super cute boy [Andy], and some of his friends.. did some Jager-Bombs with the super cute boy haha *blushes* yes, while working.. Twas great times..
UNTIL...
My fucking mom shows up.. yeah.. and you think that's awkward.. just you wait my friends, just you fucking wait!!
So it was me, the cute boy, one of the other girls that works here [who had popped in to meet someone] and one of the cute boy's friends. DOESN'T MY MOM GO AND START TALKING ABOUT SWALLOWING!!!! And no, not, swallowing food either. She proceeded to go on about how if she would have known what a hand full my sister was gonna be, she would have swallowed. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS.. MY MOM!! I was so disgusted..
Then more drunk fuckers show up.. and she's all talking to them [if I didn't think my mom was a whore before, I FUCKING DO NOW] These boys are mayybe like mid to late 20s.. and she's totally flirting with all of them. Continuing to bring up the swallowing, cuz it's less messy, and it hurts to get it in the eye. Making sure to tell everyone that I'm her daughter.. Then the drunk bastards have the balls to tell me that I have a hot mom, and start singing "Ashley's mom has got it going on" YEAH BUDDY.. UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR BALLS CUT OFF, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
She finally gets the hint on how disgusted I am with her, and says she's gonna go.. the one little boy tries to invite her back to their room.. for 'drinks' surprisingly, she said no. And then she wonders why I can't look at her in the face, and why I can't talk to her..
Hmmm, I wonder?!?!
Not to mention the fact that Steve is here tonight.. and some of those drunk fucks were upstairs doing god knows what.. so they probably woke him up, and I'm gonna hear about it in the morning. As well, I got a few noise complaints from guests.. so on top of being bitched at over the phone, I'm probably gonna hear it again in the a.m.
I am such a wreck right now.. honestly, it's hard for me to even type.. my hands, and my whole body are shaking like mad. I feel sick to my stomach, I feel like I'm going to cry.. and I'm so horrified that my mom would come here, and act like the BIGGEST FUCKING HOE BAG in the world!
I just want tonight over.. and I want to forget everything..
-Ash
[I felt so empty and now I'm fine, but still it's burning, when will you be mine? ♪] - Wow.. 11 months!!
December 2, 2006
Ashley Mad - Ashley Smash !
-[I feel very Incredible Hulk after that title..]-
Candace, I know I said that I was gonna remain blog less tonight, but I was soo damn bored!! I had to do something to pass the time :s Soo, this blog is gonna suck ass, but at least it will give me something to do. :-)
So, my manager is continuing to prove her douche bag-ness.. haha. This morning, she thought it would be fun to come strolling in 15 fucking minutes late! Uhh helllllo, I wanna go home bitch! Then on top of her being late, she was all like "Oh, I'm gonna be late like everyday, cuz I have to drop my kid off at Day Care.. and it doesn't open until 7" Fuck that shit! You best be paying me for my extra time to bitch! Then she kept me here for like another 10 minutes.. she would not shut her trap! I wanted her to drop dead right in front of me! haha
So, I don't get home till like 8:00.. *grrr* but then I did sleep until like 4:45 :s so that was goooood! haha Sleep is wonderful!
Ugh, then on my way into work tonight.. in the orange death trap.. it was sooo windy!! I'm pretty sure that I almost died. Trying to keep that thing on the road, was harder then keeping a fat kid away from a cake.. damn near IMPOSSIBLE!
And, I think I'll end this on that note.. cuz you don't get any better then makin' fun of a fat kid.. haha *Sorry to the fat kids..*
See ya - Wouldn't wanna be ya [haha]
-Ash
[I want nothing more then to hold your hand]
-[do you know what tomorrow is?]-
Candace, I know I said that I was gonna remain blog less tonight, but I was soo damn bored!! I had to do something to pass the time :s Soo, this blog is gonna suck ass, but at least it will give me something to do. :-)
So, my manager is continuing to prove her douche bag-ness.. haha. This morning, she thought it would be fun to come strolling in 15 fucking minutes late! Uhh helllllo, I wanna go home bitch! Then on top of her being late, she was all like "Oh, I'm gonna be late like everyday, cuz I have to drop my kid off at Day Care.. and it doesn't open until 7" Fuck that shit! You best be paying me for my extra time to bitch! Then she kept me here for like another 10 minutes.. she would not shut her trap! I wanted her to drop dead right in front of me! haha
So, I don't get home till like 8:00.. *grrr* but then I did sleep until like 4:45 :s so that was goooood! haha Sleep is wonderful!
Ugh, then on my way into work tonight.. in the orange death trap.. it was sooo windy!! I'm pretty sure that I almost died. Trying to keep that thing on the road, was harder then keeping a fat kid away from a cake.. damn near IMPOSSIBLE!
And, I think I'll end this on that note.. cuz you don't get any better then makin' fun of a fat kid.. haha *Sorry to the fat kids..*
See ya - Wouldn't wanna be ya [haha]
-Ash
[I want nothing more then to hold your hand]
-[do you know what tomorrow is?]-
December 1, 2006
Hmm, Time For A Rant??
Me thinks yes.... so.... here ya go !
Rant a la Ashley
I had the wonderful pleasure of meeting the lady that Steve hired to be the new manager here. And she seems like a FUCKING DOUCHE BAG! My first impression of her was as follows: She looks like a 12 year old crack whore who's been ridden hard, and put away wet. Very unkempt and plain looking, not in the least bit 'professional'. She seems like a miserable bitch with no personality. No, that's harsh.. I'll go with she has the personality of.. a wet mop? Haha >> DULL & DRIPPY.
Also, aren't managers supposed to be available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Well, this little gem isn't gonna be.. She has a little daughter [not sure how old exactly, but she's in Day Care not school.. so pretty young] AND the icing on the cake.. SHE CAN'T DRIVE!! *Gives a round of applause* Good job Steve old boy, you suuure know how to pick em!
Yesterday.. after I had already posted my little entry.. I met this Pittsburgh weirdo. :s I guess the peeps from the burgh aren't all as lovely as my Ethan. This guy.. he came out into my damn lobby like a million times. Each time to go outside and smoke. I was like "Dude!! Smoking is bad for you.. and smoking that much.. you're gonna die.. and then I'm gonna laugh. Plus, if you think I"m gonna call an ambulance for you, you're sadly mistaken!"
If I have to drive that stupid van any longer.. I'm going to KILL someone!! It's like a fucking soccer mom shuttle on steroids. All I want is my god damn car back!! And now my dad's being all gay.. cuz he doesn't want to drive that pile in the snow.. Boo Fuckin' Hoo! Do you think I want to drive that thing anymore then I have to.. UHH, NO! So shut your damn pie hole and quit your bitchin' before I drive that thing over the Falls!
[All I want are my damn boots!]
Hmm, still not satisfied.. this needs more Steve bashing.. so..
Steve you're a stupid prick asshole, and I want you dead! Then once you're dead, I want someone to spit, and pee on you haha. And then, maybe.. depending on my mood, I want you set on fire. haha
*End Rant*
Ahhh, but all this DOESN'T MATTER!! After my amazing chat with Sean.. just like old times. :-) We haven't talked nearly enough, and I've missed it! Wow, you make me instantly happy.. and all I have to do is hear your voice :-) You're soo WONDERFUL!
Ciao Bella
-Ash
Also.. Candace, you were promised a 'Dear Candia'...
Dear: Candia
Umm, I don't know what to write.. It's 3am and I still have not done any of my work haha :s I'm watching Little Nicky, and it's distracting me. Have fun NOT going to your seminar tomorrow, even though I have a strange feeling you'll end up going haha. Also, CONGRATS ON LEAVING TIMMY'S!!! *Throws glittery pocket confetti* You should have burned down that hell hole long ago!
Toodles -- star.avec.leaf
Rant a la Ashley
I had the wonderful pleasure of meeting the lady that Steve hired to be the new manager here. And she seems like a FUCKING DOUCHE BAG! My first impression of her was as follows: She looks like a 12 year old crack whore who's been ridden hard, and put away wet. Very unkempt and plain looking, not in the least bit 'professional'. She seems like a miserable bitch with no personality. No, that's harsh.. I'll go with she has the personality of.. a wet mop? Haha >> DULL & DRIPPY.
Also, aren't managers supposed to be available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Well, this little gem isn't gonna be.. She has a little daughter [not sure how old exactly, but she's in Day Care not school.. so pretty young] AND the icing on the cake.. SHE CAN'T DRIVE!! *Gives a round of applause* Good job Steve old boy, you suuure know how to pick em!
Yesterday.. after I had already posted my little entry.. I met this Pittsburgh weirdo. :s I guess the peeps from the burgh aren't all as lovely as my Ethan. This guy.. he came out into my damn lobby like a million times. Each time to go outside and smoke. I was like "Dude!! Smoking is bad for you.. and smoking that much.. you're gonna die.. and then I'm gonna laugh. Plus, if you think I"m gonna call an ambulance for you, you're sadly mistaken!"
If I have to drive that stupid van any longer.. I'm going to KILL someone!! It's like a fucking soccer mom shuttle on steroids. All I want is my god damn car back!! And now my dad's being all gay.. cuz he doesn't want to drive that pile in the snow.. Boo Fuckin' Hoo! Do you think I want to drive that thing anymore then I have to.. UHH, NO! So shut your damn pie hole and quit your bitchin' before I drive that thing over the Falls!
[All I want are my damn boots!]
Hmm, still not satisfied.. this needs more Steve bashing.. so..
Steve you're a stupid prick asshole, and I want you dead! Then once you're dead, I want someone to spit, and pee on you haha. And then, maybe.. depending on my mood, I want you set on fire. haha
*End Rant*
Ahhh, but all this DOESN'T MATTER!! After my amazing chat with Sean.. just like old times. :-) We haven't talked nearly enough, and I've missed it! Wow, you make me instantly happy.. and all I have to do is hear your voice :-) You're soo WONDERFUL!
Ciao Bella
-Ash
Also.. Candace, you were promised a 'Dear Candia'...
Dear: Candia
Umm, I don't know what to write.. It's 3am and I still have not done any of my work haha :s I'm watching Little Nicky, and it's distracting me. Have fun NOT going to your seminar tomorrow, even though I have a strange feeling you'll end up going haha. Also, CONGRATS ON LEAVING TIMMY'S!!! *Throws glittery pocket confetti* You should have burned down that hell hole long ago!
Toodles -- star.avec.leaf
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