you.can't.learn.to.tell.the.truth.until.you.learn.to.lie

Saturday 19th

What a waste of a night.. being at work! BlaH!

It all started with the lady of the house insisting that we needed another server in the dining room for the am, and lovely thing, she left it up to me to call them. Well, I called them all, and got no answer, so my last resort was "M" LoL
Now, he's pleasent and all, but he's a bit of a whore (a married whore at that..) and he loooves to make his little 'comments' to me about ...you know... :s
Anyway, I had to call him, thank god there was no answer haha
He ended up calling me back to tell me he couldn't work, (by this time, I'd found someone else anyway) and he made sure to end the conversation with "I'll think about you tonight when I'm with my wife" Can you say creeeeepy!!

I also found out that apparently I need a 'babysitter' when I'm here alone at night. LoL
I found it a little odd when the night man showed up, seeing as he's usually only here on Fridays and Saturdays cuz it's slow being winter and such. When I asked him what he was doing here, he had no clue either, he said he was just asked to come in.When I was talking to him later that night, he told me that it was my fault that he was here, because Mrs didn't want me to be alone at night due to the someone that I'm pretty sure I've mentioned before.
In a way, I guess it's cute that she's worried about me, but at the same time, it scares the shit outta me.. that she is THAT worried that something might happen. (The boy is not impressed by this at all haha, he's threatened to break jaws.. and hips)
I'm honestly kinda thinkin' that I need to find a job that doesn't have so many creepers.. LoL cuz really, there's a lot of them here! I thought F.E. was bad, this place comes pretty close, only I have to work with these ones! :s

Then there was the man that wanted everything.. he wanted extra towels, shampoo, soap, shower caps, lotion, etc... and of course he couldn't ask for this shit all at once, he had to keep coming back for each and every little thing.
Then he came back demanding free breakfast, because the CAA book said it was offered..
I explained to him that this is only true when you book through the hotel, or through CAA not when you book online, as well as the breakfast that's given is only continental.. nothing fancy. Well, that wasn't good enough, I finally ended up giving it to him, just to shut him up, and make him leave.
Did this work? NO! He stood there for like another 10 minutes (with his whole freak clan) "Well, what's included? Do you get cheese? Do you get this, do you get that? Do you get yogurt?" His wife looked at him and was like "Yogurt? You don't even eat yogurt at home, why would you want it here?" And his answer... "It doesn't matter if I eat it or not, they should still have it!"
Ohhh this man! I wanted to kill him from the start, but after that little comment, I wanted to hop the counter and strangle his fat ass!
The god damn breakfast is CONTINENTAL! You get basic shit... cereal, toast, muffin, juice.. you get it tubby?! Now leave! LoL

Monday 21st

I effing got lectured by the fatty at the gas station..I pull in to get gas, and after he pumped it, he comes over.. (talking to me like I'm nothing but a dumb little girl) and he was all like "How do you wash your car?" I looked at him, and was like, well.. as you can tell I haven't.. it's been to cold, but I usually take it to the car wash, or wash it in my drive way..." Then he was like "Oh, do you use a brush? You shouldn't do that, cuz I can notice some scratches especially on your trunk" By now I was getting mad, cuz he wouldn't shut up and I was going to be late for work. Then he was like "I can show you if you want" I looked at him, and was like "No, I'm going to be late for work.. I use a mitt to wash my car, and I didn't buy it new, so they were probably there from before" I wanted to say I pay you to pump gas, not flap your lips jack-ass!
UGH it just made me so angry.. just because of the way he was talking to me. I wanted to run his ass over! LoL

Should have been at home, watching PRISON BREAK!! But nooooo..... I had to be at work, doing NOTHING! Well, not exactly nothing... dealing with a bunch of people who did not speak english, and couldn't grasp the concept of using their phone cards in the god damn room phones.
Don't worry, it gets better, they discovered that one man had a celly... so they all gathered down in my lobby, and they were all yelling, and such. Then when they finally started using the phone, they were using it in that damn walkie-talkie mode with the *beep-beep* and they were all yelling into it, I guess you can't use a phone that way, unless you as well as the person on the other end scream at the top of their lungs (which I wanted to rip out)
I swear.. nothing annoys me more then people who insist on using their phone that way.

I even had the Frenchie bus driver of the group comes down asking for numbers of places that would deliver food... no problem, I gave him some numbers... then he was like "you call for me?" Uhh, no, you know what you want, I don't read minds, you fuckin' call yourself! Anyway, he sort of stomped away all huffy.. and I wanted to smack the bitch.What the hell do I look like?! I ain't ordering food for you so that you can sit there and yell in my ear what you want, with me having to relay it to the poor bastard on the other end. Fuck that Shit!

*UgH*

Then dude from room 6 comes and asks me the same thing! "Could you call and order flowers for me, it's my wife and I's first Anniversary"

1) Don't you think you should have done this ahead of time? Seeing as it's now like 7:30 and there's a good chance that most places will be closed? Did you forget or something?
and
2) It's not my anniversary, therefore it's not my job to do your dirty work :p order them your damn self! *jerk*

This man pretty much caused me nothing but grief all night.. super nice guy and everything, but he liked to complain, and tell me how other hotels he's stayed in are better then this one. BUDDY.. no one's keepin' you here, if they're soo much better, by all means, get the fuck outta here, and go to your precious Hilton, or dirrty B&B

It never fails! The phone is silent.. until I'm on it making a reservation or something, then it rings nonstop.

** I think I'm just bitter **

LoL

44 dayss till Cuuuba

P.S. Candace.. Great picture!!! haha