It's Time for Story Time with Ash :)

Candace;
This is for you.. since I've been lacking in the blog department.. and since I still didn't get to tell you my stories haha

Since you're pretty much the only person who reads this shit of mine anyway, no harm will be done.
HOWEVER: For all you randoms that may stumble upon this little jem I like to call mine. I shall warn you now, DO NOT read further if you're among the prude people. And if you do choose to read, do it at your own risk, and DON'T judge me... you don't know me, so nothing gives you that right! Bitches! :p

Story #1:

My little hike in the gorge.. LoL
That's all it started out as I SWEAR!! A nice nightly stroll through the pitch black gorge (with flash lights..) We made it down to the water.. and we were sitting on a rock, talking.. looking at stars, you know, all that gay shit. HaHa
Well, one thing led to another, and BAM haha
Then we noticed a creepy light on the other side of the river, and that's where the paranoid "Bush People" talk comes in. I really thought that someone was going to come, and eat my skin. Add in that scary random Inook Shook (sp? definitely!) LoL It was very Blair Witch haha. Although I was assured that nothing would ever happen to me, cuz he wouldn't let it. I was creeped out.. that didn't stop me from doing it again though haha (so that's like 2 stories in one.. haha, how's that for bargain :p)

Story #2:

Involves the back seat of my car... on a dark F.E. back road(ish place) but that's not really a story, that's just plain slutty lmao.

Story #3:

I was pretty proud of this one.. I deserve like an Oscar or something!!
I was on my way home one night, and I got my first speeding ticket LoL
I was clearly doing like 140kpm and I got pulled over.. I was like "FUCK" !! He came up to my window... and I started balling my little eyes out. He was like "Do you know how fast you were going?" And I was like "I thought I was only doing like 120, but I just got into a fight with my boyfriend"
So he went back to his car... for like 5 minutes (it felt like forever!) and when he came back.. he was like "I still have to give you a ticket, however I'm going to say that you were only doing 110, so that it's only a 40$ fine, and no points, as opposed to like a 300$ fine, and 4 points. Does this car have cruise? Just set it at around 110, 115, and that way no one will bother you ok? Now drive home safe.."

I can honestly say, I laughed my ass off the whole way home cuz I got away with that LoL
But I'm not gonna lie, I was shitting my pants :s
Definitely deserve an award for that performance!! HaHa

But yeah, I think that's pretty much everything for now... I'm sure there's more, but I'm sleepy, head-achy, and blah.

P.S. you never told me your stories missy!!!