How I didn't miss the smell of the river..

The Niagara River/gorge smells TERRIBLE!! Makes me wanna puke every time I drive down there

Already it looks like this place is gonna blow the Comfort Inn away with weirdness.

First of all my schedule for next week is as follows;
OFF - Friday, Saturday
Work - Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday 9 - ?
OFF - Thursday, Friday
Work - Saturday 10 - 8

WTF is that?!?! 9 - ? So I could be there for like 10 hours a day just like my lovely Saturday shift. <- I thank Chad for that.. who is soo insane.

I got to work with Chad pretty much all night tonight, and I'm pretty sure he does more crack then normal people. Haha

First, when I told him about my tonsil surgery on AUGUST 17, he proceed to tell me that he knew someone that died from that.. not from the tonsils themselves, but because when the put the breathing tube down their throat they nicked the carotid artery and it was 15 minutes before they noticed... and the guy bled to death. So naturally I started freaking out... and he was like sweetie, I'm only kidding!
**THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU KID ABOUT!! ESPECIALLY NOT WITH ME!! I'M SCARED ENOUGH AS IT IS!!**

Then when I was on the phone with the crazzy lady, she was talking to her husband completely ignoring me, while I was trying to finish her reservation. So I was like Oh my god what the hell is this woman doing?! Chad told me that she was probably giving a blow job [well.. he made the whole "BJ hand gesture"]

Let's see, what else..

Ohh, he was telling me how is lips are really dry, cuz of this medication and he's going through chap stick like whoa. And I was like "At least you're not one of the people who put Vaseline on their lips." And as he was walking away he was like "Oh yeah I love Vaseline... I love to put it on and then suck...." I was like um, you're married.. are you sure you wanna finish that my dear. It was such an INSANE night with Mr. Chad *Crrrrrrrrrrrackhead*

But now I'm going to sleep, cuz I'm effing tired!
Candace, I'm writing these for you, you know! [Make sure you read the previous one too!] And I still haven't gotten my letter!

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-Ash

- I really need you in my life no matter what I have to do, I’ll wait for you -