Me thinks it's about time for a big bloggy...
This damn lobby is giving me a head-ache! Apparently there were guys here today painting the ceiling.. due to the water marks. It smells sooo BAD!! By the time I leave here in the a.m I'm gonna be high as a mofo.. cuz I don't feel safe leaving the damn door open, and this building has a sever lack of windows that open. :s It doesn't even smell like just paint though, it's more of a combination of paint, and burning wood. No idea where the burning smell comes from, but I think it raises a little cause for concern.
I'm so glad this weekend is over! Seriously, if I had to put up with one more night of that shit, I would have lost it!
Saturday, wasn't bad... it was good times drinkin' with a bunch of hot boys. It was all in fun [with the exception of my antics later.... that was pretty dumb, but what are ya gonna do.. and he was hot]
But Sunday.... that was HORRID!! > Candace, you may want to shield your eyes.. <
First there was the near molestation by the American Eagle boy... who looked A LOT like my cousin Shawn [so it was super creepy all around] yeah that wasn't fun. Kept trying to get me to 'sit on his lap' and kissing my hand, and trying to give me a massage and such :s That one was near having the cops called. But then his other friends came back, so he went to bed and I figured all would be well cuz those were the boys I was having fun with the night before. Yeah NO!
They came in all smashed out of their faces, and things just got worse from there. There were many requests for me to get naked, give hummers, and spank people.
The one guy came behind my counter, pulled his pants down and said "Spank me.. and I want it hard"
Then I got an "I'm really horny, can I have a hummer.. I hear you give good ones... and then can I give you the motorboat?"
Oh, and my favourite "I don't wanna brag, but I'm good.. I bet I could make you cum like 7 or 8 times before I'm done with you...... I'm native so I'm allowed to be that blunt"
**Can you say UNCOMFORTABLE much?! I sure as hell can.. me being the SHYEST KID EVER!**
I finally got them all to go to bed around 5am, and then Mr. Motorboat comes back out here in his underwear mind you.. to ask for some Advil, and ask if I like kinky sex. So I gave him some Advil.. he asked me once more if he could gimmie the motorboat, and then went to bed.
Only to have 'The Blunt Native' come out in his underwear [and not like boxers.. he had on like these little bikini undies.. fucking sick] he made a bagel while continuing to tell me how good he was at... you know... I finally got that mofo to bed at like 5:50. So I had like half an hour to get all the breakfast shit and everything out. I really wanted to cry.
I thought FOR SURE I was gonna get bitched at when I came in tonight, but thankfully nothing was said about noise or anything. If I never encounter another weekend like that [full of drunks, and my stupid, stupid antics] it will be to soon!!
On the plus side though, I now have another reason to loove the owner's son. HA.. I was originally only gonna have one day off this week, due to this place's love for screwing me over.. and no one wanting to work nights. But the owner's son said that he would cover the extra shift so that I wouldn't have to. So nice of him :)
So I once again have Tuesday & Wednesday off.
Ciao 4 Now
-Ash
- I'm not broke, but you can see the cracks. You can make me perfect again -
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So I didn't read much of this post as per your warning, and from what little I read, it's probably for the best, even though half of the random terms I saw were completely foreign to me.
This pleases me however.
Anyhow, I hope that you feel better and that the paint smell goes away...
You should come out with us to the pub on Wednesday if we're still going [I'll let ya know], since I think you said you had it off, but, if you're still going to the movies, that's alright too.
Also, I didn't just steal the swinging photo of me, I took them all ^^
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