Lesson #1: Never trust a man who sniffs every 20 seconds. Especially when his name is Mr. Oaks..
That sneaky little rodent man is up to something, and I'm pretty sure it spells BAD NEWS. He graced the building with his lovely presence today.. thank christ he didn't stay or I might end up in jail for murder. :p Anyway, he was here not only to sign our pay cheques, but apparently he swiped a whole bunch of junk that belongs to the hotel as well as companies that provide the hotel with their services.
Also, he was running around asking if it was possible for "Important Info" to be transferred from the hotel computer, to his little lap top and he wanted copies of everyone's personal info. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't want that rat bastard knowing my personal info.. who knows what he might do with it. Steal my identity or some shit..
Pretty sure this place is going down hill fast! This little girl may soon be out of a job when the Ontario Government comes and takes this little gem right out from under 'Rodent Boy' :s
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Lesson #2: Buying a car sucks ass! Pretty much, no matter what car I buy, my insurance is gonna go up.. due to the fact that I'm going to be financing this thing.. my insurance policy NEEDS to have stupid useless collision.. which will cost me an extra $600 per year * roar * Greedy little bitches! I hate you so much!
While I'm soo not thrilled about the idea of paying $190 a month for car insurance.. I need a car, so it looks like I'm going to have to bite the bullet, and pay the stinkin' money : (
Ugh, but going from $117 to $190 just sucks so much ass! I say * boo * to dumb insurance!
Lesson #3: When FOX decided to put on 2 hours of 24... and leave out Prison Break 'Ashee Mad, Ashee Smash' ..I'd say that's grounds for something to get blown up. Watch your back FOX! Watch your back! 24 sucks donkey wang.. where as Prison Break is the shit! So if anything you should be playing 2 hours of Prison Break, and ZERO 24!
Miso sweeeepy!
Lates
-Ash
- I've set my sights on you, and no one else will do, and I've got to have my way now baby -
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I know these stories, and yet, still I laugh.
This is lame, my eyes can't focus right now.
Tomorrow equals sleep in until nine am day~~~!
Totally can't wait!
I just ate the most awesome-o-sarous pita ever.
I feel happy.
Happy Blizzard Day! Hopefully you get the night off! But, don't hold your breathe, he is a bastard afterall.
...and for that reason, I don't like him having your SIN and stuff. Screams sketch to me.
But, if he buys all you kids a muffin basket or something, there's something wrong.
OOH!
Hey! Maybe he's dying?!?!?
...I shouldn't be laughing at that because he does have a wife and kids but...
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