WTF!? Today Sucks Balls !

Hmm, where to begin.. so much shit... so much anger. This is definitely another "Ashley Mad - Ashley Smash" moment.

Soo, I had a fun conversation with my mom today, who didn't even have the balls to call me. This conversational gold was all via text message.

Mom - "You really hurt my feelings the other day"
Ash - "And you didn't embarrass the hell out of me? What was I supposed to say to you?"
Mom - "I came to see you and you were mean the second I walked in"
Ash - "No, I was mean when you started acting like a goof with the drunks"
Mom - "I wasn't acting like a goof"
Ash - "Umm, yes.. you were"
Mom - 'Maybe if you pulled the stick outta your ass you might not be so stuffy and mean"
Ash - "Ok.. when you start talking about swallowing & how there's less mess with a bunch of little boys, obviously its gonna make me uncomfortable.. moms don't talk about that"
.................and nothing more...................

Yeah, it's real good when umm.. YOU'RE THE PARENTAL FIGURE... AND YOU'RE IMMATURE LIKE THAT!

Ugh.. then it was time for work... *joy*

[-on a side note: and this may seem odd for me: but... *Yay* for snow!! - Only one person knows why this excites me so.. :p So you know what this means... GET YOUR ASS HERE!! NOW!! So I can have my reason for the excitement-]

Anyway.. back to the bitterness..
So, my dad was all like, "I'm gonna drive you to work.. cuz I don't want you driving the van in the snow. It's hard to control" Ugh.. fine whatever! So we get in 'The Great Pumpkin' and the whole way here.. he's all like "I don't even wanna drive this in the snow, the salt and sand will scratch the paint *whine* You need to get a car, and you need to get a job closer to home blah blah blah" Yeah, thanks for pointing that out genius! You don't have to tell me I need a car... I'm the one who's been car less for like 3 months now! Shut up!

Driving on the highway was re-god-damn-diculous! I know it's slippery, and people like to go slower then the highway speed limit.. as to avoid death. But.. COME THE FUCK ON! We were doing 20! And that's not an exaggeration.. Why is it, that when we get our first big snow fall of the year, it's suddenly 'Drive Like An Asshole Day' and all the fucktards come out. Guh! STAY OFF THE ROAD IF SNOW SCARES YOU! YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE MORE ACCIDENTS THEN YOU PREVENT! *Dicks*

When I arrive at the luxurious Comfort Inn a la F.E. I find out that Myranda.. the only person that I semi liked, and was worth a damn in this place quit. So, naturally, I'm the one that gets screwed.. I was so looking forward to my weekend off, my nice 3 day weekend.. and now, big surprise.. I DON'T GET IT! They've got me scattered all over the place, with these bull shit one day off at a time.. FUCK THAT! I'm so ready to just quit, right now.. I don't even care anymore. If Steve was here.. I'd go right up there, and tell him to get fucked! haha. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna tell everyone that, and I'm gonna give the new little miss manager a roundhouse kick right to the chops! haha

[-side note #2: My boots came today, the ones that I've been dying for.. for I dunno.. FOREVER! Well, they sent me the wrong size.. so I now have to send them back, and wait for another million years *grrrrr*-]

So.. in a nut shell.. TODAY SUCKED BALLS! Big hairy ones! :p

Ciao
-Ash

- ..and if I french kiss you in the broad daylight [or the snow] you'll fall in love oh, oh, oh... ♪ -