On my "TOP 10" List of things that I never want to see again.. I think that was definitely worthy of top 5..
[To lighten the mood, I'm gonna pull a Dane Cook & 'Tarantino the ending' the end first, then all the beginning bits..] - "I'll fucking kill you!" haha
I just saw some old woman get carried through my lobby on a stretcher. While wearing an oxygen mask, and convulsing.
I asked for excitement, but I never said I wanted that shit[e] !!
I get a phone call at like 12:15ish, and it's this old man.. I figure he's calling to get a wake up call. Pretty normal, no big deal. But then he's all like "Can you call an ambulance? There's something wrong with my wife" Ok.. *a little freaked out* I call 911, which is the dumbest set up ever! I dunno if you've ever called.. but you get an operator who asks you if you want police, fire, or ambulance. Umm, if someone is getting MURDERED OR DYING like 129 I don't think they're gonna have time to fuck around with that shit!
Then jerk monkey Candace.. makes me go down there to check on the situation.. in which I actually get to see her on the floor and having some form of seizure *really freaked out now* So then I come back and wait for the ambulance.. which seemed to take FOREVER!
The bitches finally get here, take their sweet ass time waddling their fat asses through the door, and down the hall, with their little bags, and the stretcher.
*Uhh... hello... wanna move a little faster? Someone could be dying in there!* So they go into the room with their little bags, leave the stretcher out in the hall.. so i figured all is good, they're just gonna make her better, and leave. No such luck, I see them bring the stretcher into the room.. and like 20 years later they bring her out..
..through my lobby on that stretcher while wearing an oxygen mask, and convulsing. :s
So, yeah.. If I never see that again, I'll be happy.
Also:.. 'Candia Skellington Christmas-Tree Skirt Voir Rugburn Polska' *once again, packs a lunch to make it through that one* STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN HARD ON YOURSELF! You're not slacking! If you don't take a break every once in a while.. you're gonna have an anxiety attack!
-addski- You buy the IHop, and I will soo be your Waffle Wench!
Maaaaarina!!! - Spreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! + N.Y Fries!!!
[quelle heure??]
Toodles
-Ash
- ..Over and over, I fall for you -
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Hey, with my lunch-name, do we get waffles?
Waffle whores united!
Or something.
Hahaha!! Yes Indeed we do get waffles with your lunch name!! Deeelicious ones with strawberries, and whip cream!! Mmmm drool!
*You buy the IHop, and I shall be your Waffle Wench*
guh i feel like i should not be awake already
wowza!
ash, this comfort inn - pure gold!!! you should consider compiling yr 'confessions' into a book - i know it would be a bestseller!
hope the old lady gets better - that shit is primal! and i totally know what you mean about 911 - while at a conference in kingston this kid had a heart 'attack' and i was the only one who had a cell phone, so *yipee* i had to call 911. they are douchbaged idiots!!!
but yeah, on a lighter note *SHOPPING SPREEEEEEEE*!!! :D:D hurry and wake up!
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