Ash To The Rescue.. Yet Again

So, I come into work tonight.. [my last night before 3 nights off thank god!] And my skanky co-worker is here.. with her little bed buddy who strangely checked out 3 days ago.. but is back now because she's working. All that aside, I'm just soo greatful that the hotel is quiet tonight, and there will be no more shenanigans like last night.

Anyway, she hands me this note.. from the 'morning girl' It basically said "There's something wrong with the till.. did you take in money and not put it in the safe before you left. I don't know what's wrong, but the till is over by a lot of money"
I so love coming into work, and having to fix the mistakes of the other morons that I work with. It brings me so much joy...
Firstly.. way to try and pin your fuck up on me! Kudos to you on that one hunnie! Secondly.. the money that was taken in.. was done under you name, it has your initials beside it.. so trying to pin your fuck up on me.. really fuckin' stupid. You're lucky that I am an honest person, with a fair amount of morals.. cuz I could have just taken that extra money [like 250 bucks] that you were to stupid to figure out had to go in the safe.. and all the blame would have been put on you. The 'problem' itself took no time to fix, but that's so not the point. It seems to be the wat things work around here. Someone effs something up, and just leaves it for someone else to fix. Nice co-workers eh.

*Just call me Dr. Phil [only cooler, and not annoying as hell]*
Today's story:.. "The Creeper & The Lazy Eyed Crack-Whore"

I'm so lucky! I got to have another stimulating conversation with this stupid, stupid boy. Why do these whiney little bitches always turn to me for advice?! -Tonight's Little Drama- How much he loves this lazy eyed skank, even though she has no feelings WHAT SO EVER for him. So he sits there all depressed and pines for her, and then whines to me about it all. GET OVER IT! Trust me, I know this girl.. she will NEVER date you, she only talks to you, cuz you spend money on her. She's got you so god damn whipped.. she says jump, and you say how high and what can I buy you. It's your own damn fault that you can't see this, and it's your own stupidity for continuing to go back to her every time she needs something. Then the best part is, you ask for advice, and get all pissy with me cuz you don't wanna accept the truth. THE TRUTH SOMETIMES HURTS SWEETHEART.. GET USED TO IT!

*Don't get jizz in your eyes kiddies.. it causes laziness*

Wow, crazzziest thing!! I never use my MYSPACE anymore.. due to the fact that it's stupid and I only ever got one good thing out of it. But I got a message on there tonight from a girl that I went to elementary school with. It was so awesome! [See Candace.. some good does come out of MYSPACE.. mostly bad, but some good]

**Mina, I FORGOT!!! S.D.A.S!!! Me sorry**

Cheers
-Ash

((9)) days... all I want for my birthday is .Y.O.U. !!