..And I'm Reminded Why I Hate Doctors

"Go to the doctor Ash", "It will make you feel better Ash" - To all the people who said these words to me.. EFF YOU! haha.

For those who aren't up to par with why I'm damning all these people who were 'just looking out for me' my throat has once again decided to be a bitch.. and this time, my little trip to the doctor was NOT pretty.

My day started out with Miss Candace, calling me.. waking me up to yell at me. Cause who doesn't love to be woken up in such a way. Then I made my way down to the stupid walk-in clinic [where the doctors were just as stupid as last time] I got the same, "oh, that's a bad infection, only it's more to the left side this time." ..Thanks genius! I could have told you that, and I didn't pay a million dollars for med school. Just gimmie more drugs, and send me on my way.

But that solution wasn't good enough.. apparently I had an abscess something on my tonsils, so they had to send me to the hospital to get it drained *shudder* and then they would give me meds there. Well, as soon as he mentioned the idea of getting cut.. I was down for the count, I got the whole light-headed, can't see straight thing going on, then wham, I was out haha.

After I had some time to get over the queasy passing out ness, they sent me to the hospital.. WHERE I WAITED FOREVER! Finally after waiting in the little smelly hospital room for like an hour, the nurse comes in, and is all like, oh we need to give you these meds via I.V ..uhh, what? No, no honey.. I don't want a damn I.V give me real drugs and let me go home! Sadly, I lost.. so I.V for me. They filled my veins with this shit that I swear I was allergic to, because as soon as it went in.. my whole arm was on fire, and did they care.. nope.

When I finally got to see the doctor, he was all like, "We have to make an incision in your tonsils to drain the puss that's making it swell, once we do this, you will feel much better" First of all EWWW!! Second of all, I don't want this!! So he sprayed my throat with this numbing shit.. worst tasting shit ever! Then I also got a needle full of freezing shit. Yay, I've always wanted a needle in my mouth. :s Then he proceeded to shove his little scalpel down my throat and cut away bits of my tonsils. *It was jolly good fun* I did get to play with this sucky tube, that sucked out all my spit though, that was pretty fun.. until it started sucking out blood with the spit anyway.

They then felt the need to take more of my blood [the god damn leeches] and make me lay there for 47 hours before they would let me leave.

Long story shirt, I left for the hospital at around 2:30.. and I didn't get out of there until like 9:30. THEN I still had to come into work, cause people are stupid, and wouldn't work my shift.. and I had to train. Yay, just what I've always wanted! Having to train someone after I just had a scalpel down my throat.. and can't talk!

Now, I get to go take my meds.. huge ass horse pills.. HOW THE HELL DO THEY EXPECT ME TO SWALLOW THESE WHEN I CAN'T SWALLOW MY OWN SPIT!? ..Do you know what the nurse told me, "crush them up, and mix them with jam" ..Uhh, I've got a better idea, smarten the fuck up, and give me LIQUID meds! Dumb bitches!

Guh.. ok.. have to go choke down this pill.. wish me luck.. :(

Cheers
-Ash