Is It Sunday Yet ?

Once again.. a short 'n' sweet post.. like moi : )
**C'Mon Sunday.. and another day off!**

Another blah night.. the most excitement I had was a guy that called.. and had the wrong number haha. Good going jack ass!

I wish death upon everyone at the Comfort Inn.. particularly the owner.. he's such a DICK!

Dear Marina:
Thank you for destroying a part of me tonight. With all your talks of Anthony Perkins, and his Bi-Sexual tendencies.. Ahh, and then you just had to continue with my beloved Rick Mercer.. and his complete gayness. *tear* And yes I know.. both my 'soul-mates' are as gay as they come.. but that's so not the point haha. Anthony Perkins was to man-tastic to be gay, and Rick Mercer.. well.. he's just Rick Mercer, and that in itself is amazing! *tear* A small part of me is now dead, and I will never get that back.
p.s. I still have no problems going all vigilante style.. and 'getting rid' off all those who stand in your way of Edmonton for Christmas!

Also, anyone who can figure out this riddle as to my birthday present from Candace [which I STILL HAVEN'T GOT] will get a prize!!
::It's annoying, it's bound, & I need the box to use it::
Or Candace.. YOU COULD JUST EFFING TELL ME! haha

Bon Voyage!
-Ash

[All I want for Christmas... is you!]

8 Days & Counting :-(

Holy shit, tonight was the most boring night to end all boring nights! I didn't have to deal with a single guest. The only thing that went on, that ruined my night, was a phone call from Mr. I-think-i'm-god-cuz-I-own-a-hotel, wanting to know how much money he was gonna rake in tonight.

It was a night of watching Love Actually. -[Everyone should watch this film! It's soo damn adorable!]-

They found Mr. Room 125!! Apparently he's in Hamilton.. and not dead. *Daaaamn* I was actually kinda hoping that they would have found him done in mob style. But no such luck, he made his way to Hammy.

Candace.. you made my heart hurt tonight.. :-( I suppose I can forgive you

Blah.. shit night.. shit post.. *sigh*

Cheers
-Ash

-I miss you & things aren't the same.. ♪ -

I'd Kill For A Margarita..

..and I wanna go back to Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville!! That place was genius! Until the stupid 47 foot pirate on stilts put a balloon halo on my head. *Damn you evil fiend!* But thanks for saying I looked like an Angel :-) *-Sucker-*

Well.. Marina my dear, you wanted your mention in my post.. YOU GOT IT!! *My loyal reader who stays up with me till 2am* You seriously made my night!! "Why are you laughing at pearls? Pearls are a serious matter" haha. When I show you a pearl bracelet, and ask if they have a matching necklace.. it's not just funny, it's damn hilarious!!! And the fact that you had no idea why, made it even better! This is why I LOVE YOU!!! Firstly for the fact that you thought me describing a guy as "loaded" meant he was packin' a gun... and now for this :-)
One day soon, you need to swipe the car, and come visit.. so we can have our little picnic avec Chinese food and Ben & Jerry's!!!

Hmm, lets see.. what else exciting happened??

I got a completely random and awesome phone call from Ethan!!
*Much Love Darlin' We so need to get together for some Adios MoFos in huge ass cups! Pronto!*

Some jerks pulled up in a limo.. and they brought Wendy's through my lobby.. My whole lobby smelt like Wendy's forever, I want some *tear* it smelt soo delicious! But seriously, who takes a limo through Wendy's?? Personally, if I had a limo, I would feel like a bit of a tool going through the drive-thru haha. I guess they spent all their cash on the car, so they had to slum it on the food.

This weird guy came in to use my phone.. he was in my lobby on the pay phone for no word of a lie.. an hour and a half. And all he was doing most of the time, was pushing buttons. I think I heard him talking once. And then he was all like "Oh, my throat is soo dry, can I have some juice" I seriously thought he was going to kidnap me, and make a suit outta my skin.. *yikes*

I got to watch My Bestfriend's Wedding.. and Hairspray! It was a brilliant movie night on good old TBS!

**Update: The dude from 125.. STILL M.I.A ! I'm tellin' ya, they're gonna find him in a ditch, or in the river. Done in Mafia style.. haha**

I totally just got hit on by the cutest boy.. I think he was drunk so he might not have known what he was doing.. but he was cuuuuute!! haha Why can't cute boys hit on me when they're sober?!

Candace.. I tried to leave you a comment.. cuz it's been much to long since I've done so.. but it wouldn't let me :-( It kept saying this:.. We're unable to complete your request Windows Live ID is experiencing technical difficulties. Please try again later. *Death to Microsoft*

Adios MoFo!!! *tee-hee*
-Ash

- So progress report, I am missing you to death ♪ -

..I Feel Dirty, The Dirts Not Comin' Off !

Not much to write tonight:..

*Cries*
Some creepy old guy told me that I was the girl of his dreams, and he'd been looking for me his whole life.. *shudder*

Candace, yes I am pleased that you got a decent amount of sleep last night.. THAT BETTER CONTINUE!! haha

*Sigh* Tres bored.. and it's effing hot in this bitch

Anyway, I'm gonna go continue watching Futurama, and drinking my Fruitopia [Mmmmm]

It's always niice to have a short 'n' sweet post such as this. [Short 'N' Sweet like yours truly] hehe

Cheers
-Ash

Night 2 & Already *Boo* !

So, tonight was my second shift back.. and it's good to see that none of the drama stopped while I was away. This place is worse then god damn nursery school! *Vacation time again! haha*

1) My manager has resigned her position.. due to to much stress. I can't say that I blame her due to the fact that I work with a bunch of incompetent retards who can't figure out anything on their own. Even on her days off she gets phone calls at all hours.. "How do I do this?" ... "This happened, and I don't know what to do" I'd go effing crazy as well.
Part two of this little drama, is the one front desk fucktard [who is dumb as a box of rocks] is saying that the manager job was promised to her by Mr. Oaks.. yeah, ok darlin' he's gonna hand over the reigns of manager to a dumb ass who doesn't even know how to turn a computer on. He may be dumb.. but he's not that dumb. Anyway, now that he's hired someone else as manager, she's all pissed off and doesn't want to work any of her shifts. Ugh, it's sooo re-god-damn-diculous!! I wanna slap all these bitches!!

2) Mr. 125 - STILL MISSING!! This guy has been staying here since before I left for Vegas.. he got the room for something like 35 days.. and paid IN CASH at check in.. CASH, it came to like $1900.00. But anyway that's not the point. Ever since he's been here, he's been all paranoid that there's been people out to get him. And he claimed that the reason he was staying here, is because he was stabbed in the head, and the guy who did it found him, and he couldn't go home. So yeah, apparently he's been missing since like the 19th.. all his shit is still here, and his family has been leaving messages, cuz they're all worried about him as well. I'm pretty sure they're gonna find him in a ditch somewhere.

Other then that... same old boring Comfort Inn. *Welcome Back* :s

It's funny how all this shit seems to go away, as I'm sitting here eating this stolen bowl of Lucky Charms.. and typing this.. hoping to get a chuckle out of someone :)

**Candace - YOU NEED PROPER SLEEP! I don't care what you say with all this "I'm not tired" bull shit! If you don't sleep like a normal person, I'm totally gonna go go gadget kick your ass!!**
- haha 'go go gadget wang' -

Adios MoFo!!
-Ash

So Totally Awesome!!

Wow.. words can not even begin to describe, I don't even know where to start! haha
LAS FUCKING VEGAS!
It's sooo amazing!! -Walking the entire damn strip however.. not so amazing haha, did I pay for that one.. couldn't walk for like a day and a half :(- Everything there is just soo beautiful! I took lots of pictures so everyone better look at them, even though they do nothing for the actual thing.
5 days was so not enough time! I didn't want to come home! To this horrid horrid cold.. *boo* The idea of being on the plane all night didn't help the cause either, cuz that just sucked a whole lot of ass.

-My mom's classic blonde moment- We were on our way to the hotel.. on a bus with a crazzzzy ass driver.. my mom looks out the window, and says "hmm, there's a lot of Nevada plates.." HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Some people that my mom knows met us there.. I wasn't to impressed with this whole thing at first. But then I never would have got to meet Ethan. Who is the most amazing boy and I think my new soul-mate. haha It's so nice to find a boy who wants to do the same bad things to Dane Cook as I do! lol. Soo cute!! It's almost ashame that he likes boys.. We had way to much fun. You couldn't help but laugh at everything that came out of his mouth.

Quotes a la Ethan:
"Peace out girl scout"
"Oh, you're homeless? ..That must suck!"
"This drink is effing me in the A"
"..Needs more cow bell!"
"I saw some old woman almost get hit by a taxi! ..It made my life!"
"Recockulous"

GREAT TIMES! haha drinkin' Adios Mother Fuckers! [Adios MoFo!] Rockin' out to Panic! At the Disco, Makin' fun of people [lol 'Fat Chopsticks'], and of course I can't forget.. hunting down the corner of 4th & Fremont. [It's these substandard motels on the (lalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont Street] ..which by the way, is NOT a motel, it's the Neon Museum. lol Ohh god I LOVE this boy!! I'm definitely gonna be making a trip up to good old PA to pay him a visit!

I was EXTREMELY pissed off that I DIDN'T GET TO SEE DANE COOK! [insert line of profanity here] We had to go see stupid Cirque Du Soleil.. *boo* I wanted to hang myself with one of they're gay little ribbons that they swung around on *Grrr* All I wanted was to see Dane Cook, so I could do very bad things to him.

I did get to see Hoover Dam.. I was tres excited!! It's amazing!! I went on a dam tour, and got to take all the dam pictures I wanted! *Sweeeeeeeeeeeet* Although, our dam tour guide could not for the life of him say the word 'generator' he kinda mumbled it all together.. and to make things more funny, 'generator' was EVERY OTHER WORD OUT OF HIS DAM MOUTH!

It sucks to be home.. I wanna go back to Vegas, where it's warm and beautiful!

**Check out my pictures!! ['My Photo Memories/My Birthday Extravaganza'] -F.Y.I- There's 2 pages.. so make sure you see them both! :)**

Peace Out Girl Scout! :p
-Ash

A Note From The Desk Of Ash

Before I leave:..

Thanks for all the birthday wishes I've already gotten!! *I feel so loved* & I love how I've made my way into a few MSN names already.. IT'S AMAZING!
[November 16th should be a national holiday.. cuz I was born on this day!] haha

Kate-Dawg: Thanks. When I come home we're totally getting smashed and exploding mentos and coke in Rapids View parking lot!!

Mel-B: Of course I will never forget my 19th at The Planet.. that disgusting building full of disease! haha. It was great times!! Thanks for the happy birthday and the song!
happy birthday to u (in 2),
happy birthday to u (in 2),
happy birthday dear ashley,
happy birthday to u (in 2)!
Superb song writing skills Mel!! You are one JBFer that will always kick ass!!

Marina: Thank you my dear.. aren't people born on November 16th just soo cool!! Better then all the rest!! haha *Get ready for your big stripper with the extra big junk that I'm bringing home for you*

Candace: I will take a random picture for you.. so random that it will make you pee your pants with laughter! More so then that poor man who got eaten by bats..
*I will probably re-pack like 3 more times before tomorrow.. because I still feel like I forgot something, and yes, if I do forget something, I'll just buy a new one* lol

Sean: Just when I think you can't possibly get any cuter.. lol. Of course I won't do anything that you wouldn't do.. and yes I will behave. I can't cause to much chaos without you... haha ;) I can't wait to talk to you tonight! xoxox

*Huggs* to everyone!!

Even though I [once again] left everything to the last minute, I think I finished it all in an orderly fashion.. haha. Got my laundry done, had a bit of a sleep, packed my suitcase [like 4 times.. and I still feel like I'm forgetting something] and got to the bank. With all this American money I feel soo gangsta!! haha I can't help but have this feeling that I should be surrounded by Hoes, and be throwing the money at them. - Why is American money so god damn ugly?! And dirty?! Ugh.. I hate it so! -

-Ash

My Last Night In Comfort Inn Hell

-[Well.. before my vacation! Sadly, I haven't thrown out the Q.U.I.T word yet]-

* HOORAY!! *

Tonight is my last shift.. I don't have to return to this place of business until November the 22nd at 11:00pm!! *eeeeee* Eight glorious days of not having to cater to whiny little bitches, and stay awake all night bored out of my skull!
I plan to stay awake every night.. AND BE DRUNK OUTTA MY MIND! hahaha! [Just kidding.. that statement makes me seem a little like an alcoholic.. and I'm definitely not one of those.. alcoholics go to meetings lol]

My throat is killing me tonight, it's still as swollen as ever.. completely closed on the left side. but...

Tomorrow I leave for SIN CITY!! I'm expecting LOTS of birthday wishes when I come home! [I'm also expecting the possibility of having to have my tonsils out.. *boo* but lets not think of that nonsense right now..]

Marina.. - My Birthday Twin - since I won't talk to you on 'our' birthday - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - I hope you have a kick ass one! We so totally have to do something when I come home.. a little BIRTHDAY TWIN FIESTA! ..and maybe we can invite Candace & Kristy [if they're good] as well as anyone else our little hearts desire!

Candace.. I'm sure you will kick some serious Japanese ass on your Japanese test! And if not, I'll either blow up, or burn down anything to do with Sir Issac.. and I will make them make things all better for you :)
-[Now come to the dark side and eat cookies]- lol

Talk to y'all in a week! I will miss you!

::In traditional Ash fashion, I once again left shit to the very last minute::

My 'To Do' List:..
* Sleep [maybe]
* Laundry
* Get my ass to the bank
* Finish packing [and when I say finish, I mean pretty much start]
* I better get my phone 'date!' Or I'll be very disappointed!
* BE AT THE AIR PORT for 11:00am tomorrow!

Au Revoir
-Ash

[ You, my sweet boy are all I'll ever want for my birthday.. I wish you were coming with me and I will miss you lots! xoxox ]

*Sigh* 1 More Night

So.. training has been at least bearable, she seems like a cool chick. I still hate it, cuz it throws off my "groove" ..but we have the same sick sense of humour, and we make fun of the guests haha. It's good times. I really hope I don't have to train tonight as well.. cuz I think I'll cry.

The stupid F.E power went out AGAIN tonight.. last night it was planned, where as tonight, I knew nothing about it. DAMN IT! It's such a pain in the ass when the power goes out.. to have to keep screwing with the breakers, and then having to reset everything! *Grr* Thank god it was only out for about an hour. [But, Marina.. that's why I left you so fast in the middle of you saying night, night.. sorry, the electricity was a bitch]

Hmm.. yeah, I really have nothing to write about tonight.. it was a pretty boring shift, with training and all :( ..I guess it's always a riot to sit in the dark with your little flash light, and hope to god you don't get mugged and or other wise. And when the power goes out in F.E it gets damn dark.. can't see an effing thing.. and the stupid "emergency lights" in this place, only stay on for about 15 minutes. Niiiice!! What good does that do honestly?!

I can't wait to get outta here! Is that sad.. that I loathe my job and it's existence soo much. Haha, does it look like I care.. nope. In a way, I feel kinda bad.. due to the face that I'm leaving and there's no one to cover my shifts. [Cuz the crack whore that was supposed to work them quit, and I don't think the girl I've been training can handle things on her own yet.] So now, it looks like some of my fellow co-workers are gonna be pulling the dreaded 12 hour shift to fill "my time". Ahh well.. you people have fucked me over enough in the past 10[ish] months that I've worked here.. and PAY BACK SUCKS BITCHES! *Mwhahaha*

I crave bubble tea, in the worst way! And Candace.. damn it! I want to know this story of yours.. You say it's nothing.. I say you lie! Tell me! *shakey fist* Don't make me beat it out of you, cuz trust me.. I will have NO problem doing that missy!
As well.. Marina, I don't believe you about this hysterical 'ghost' comment that you supposedly left me.. what did it say? Hmmm. It's always easier to blame it on the blog right, it's all the blog.. they effed everything up :p haha.

Wow, this was the shit blog to end all shit blogs.. I'm very disappointed in myself, and this writing disaster!

Cheers
-Ash

1 more shift, and I'm outta here bitches!!
((2)) days until my birthday extravaganza!! *yee'haw* lol

Looks Like I'm Gonna Be Better For My Trip!

Today, I am feeling like 90% better!! I can swallow [most things] and I can eat solid food.. I just have to chew it A LOT before I even think about swallowing. I still have to stay away from acidy food, such as my precious orange juice *tear, cuz I love it so* and brushing my teeth hurts like a mofo. But I think I'm gonna be in ship-shape for my trippy! Which is faaaaaaaaaaaantastic! [Thank you I.V drugs for working so fast! I now have a whole new respect for you]

I had another 'fun' training shift tonight.. *grrr* I loathe training people! It wasn't the same old lady that I trained last night though, apparently she's not coming back.. I heard from my manager today, that this lady talked to her husband about the job, and he wasn't comfortable with her getting stuck with all night shifts or something. Which wouldn't be the case.. cuz I work 5 days a week, so she'd get like 2 max per week.. But then my manager was telling me that she thinks the one girl [the evil bitch one] said something to her last night before I got here, to scare her away.. and yeah, I can totally see her pulling some shit like that because she is a dumb skank.
The girl I did train tonight though, was very sweet.. and I can see myself getting along with her.. [she's got the same 'weird' sense of humor, and the swearing problem I do] which is good, cuz I pretty much hate everyone else that I work with haha.

~Miso hungy, I so should have brought something to eat~ :(

Candace.. I'm still sad that I never got to hear your 'story' why are you not here to tell it to me damn it?!

Apparently the power is supposed to go out here at like 3am.. and come back on god knows when, so I get to spend my shift in the dark *yay* I'm tres excited for that one.. *grrr* Stupid F.E!

Toodles !
-Ash

2 more shifts & I'm outta here for 8 days!! *eeee*
((3)) days till the BIRTHDAY!

..And I'm Reminded Why I Hate Doctors

"Go to the doctor Ash", "It will make you feel better Ash" - To all the people who said these words to me.. EFF YOU! haha.

For those who aren't up to par with why I'm damning all these people who were 'just looking out for me' my throat has once again decided to be a bitch.. and this time, my little trip to the doctor was NOT pretty.

My day started out with Miss Candace, calling me.. waking me up to yell at me. Cause who doesn't love to be woken up in such a way. Then I made my way down to the stupid walk-in clinic [where the doctors were just as stupid as last time] I got the same, "oh, that's a bad infection, only it's more to the left side this time." ..Thanks genius! I could have told you that, and I didn't pay a million dollars for med school. Just gimmie more drugs, and send me on my way.

But that solution wasn't good enough.. apparently I had an abscess something on my tonsils, so they had to send me to the hospital to get it drained *shudder* and then they would give me meds there. Well, as soon as he mentioned the idea of getting cut.. I was down for the count, I got the whole light-headed, can't see straight thing going on, then wham, I was out haha.

After I had some time to get over the queasy passing out ness, they sent me to the hospital.. WHERE I WAITED FOREVER! Finally after waiting in the little smelly hospital room for like an hour, the nurse comes in, and is all like, oh we need to give you these meds via I.V ..uhh, what? No, no honey.. I don't want a damn I.V give me real drugs and let me go home! Sadly, I lost.. so I.V for me. They filled my veins with this shit that I swear I was allergic to, because as soon as it went in.. my whole arm was on fire, and did they care.. nope.

When I finally got to see the doctor, he was all like, "We have to make an incision in your tonsils to drain the puss that's making it swell, once we do this, you will feel much better" First of all EWWW!! Second of all, I don't want this!! So he sprayed my throat with this numbing shit.. worst tasting shit ever! Then I also got a needle full of freezing shit. Yay, I've always wanted a needle in my mouth. :s Then he proceeded to shove his little scalpel down my throat and cut away bits of my tonsils. *It was jolly good fun* I did get to play with this sucky tube, that sucked out all my spit though, that was pretty fun.. until it started sucking out blood with the spit anyway.

They then felt the need to take more of my blood [the god damn leeches] and make me lay there for 47 hours before they would let me leave.

Long story shirt, I left for the hospital at around 2:30.. and I didn't get out of there until like 9:30. THEN I still had to come into work, cause people are stupid, and wouldn't work my shift.. and I had to train. Yay, just what I've always wanted! Having to train someone after I just had a scalpel down my throat.. and can't talk!

Now, I get to go take my meds.. huge ass horse pills.. HOW THE HELL DO THEY EXPECT ME TO SWALLOW THESE WHEN I CAN'T SWALLOW MY OWN SPIT!? ..Do you know what the nurse told me, "crush them up, and mix them with jam" ..Uhh, I've got a better idea, smarten the fuck up, and give me LIQUID meds! Dumb bitches!

Guh.. ok.. have to go choke down this pill.. wish me luck.. :(

Cheers
-Ash

Another T.Dot Adventure

First: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE SISTER!! The big 12 today!!

[Nov. 8, 2006]
As usual, another super fun day with Miss Mina in Toronto!
It all started at the bus station.. when we [well I] got into one of our usual morbid conversations. There was a poster of two little kiddies who had went missing on November 5, and the first thing that pops outta my mouth when I see it.. "They're probably dead by now" I can't help it, that's just the way my mind works :p

We get on the bus.. and the super fun convos continue! They include everything from a little T.C.M [to chase Mina's fears away] to wonderful childhood.. and BOBBY'S WORLD! Which is the greatest cartoon ever!
*http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/255-bobbys-world/*
Best Quote Ever: "Hush little baby, don't say a word, mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird, and if that mocking bird don't sing... I'm gonna rip off it's feathers and tear off his wings!"

We got off the bus, and then we were on our way to York Uni. A crazy long sub-way ride, and a dilapidated bus ride [with a chick in desperate need to pluck her eye brows] later, we arrived. And from what I saw.. your uni is soo not ugly and you go to school with the coolest kids!! It was tres nice of them to include me in their "Pie Day" fiesta.. and even go the extra step, and serve it to me lol. It was even fun when the carnage ensued.. haha hand less pie eating, and lots of "pie meet face" as well as "pie meet floor.. and wall" haha. It was great times!

Then we got back on the dilapidated bus [minus the eye brow beast] and then "rode the rocket" back to down town. While on the sub-way, we had more interesting conversation about the language "Hmoob" and how it's spoken by the people of "Hmoobia" haha as well as the "Tagalong" language haha - actually that dumb ass crap was all me!! It is also 'rumored' that I said if Strombo had AIDS.. I would still sleep with him, cuz it would be cool to be able to say that I got AIDS from Sexxy Strombo :p ..Oh how I wish I could say this was a lie..

Then we went for some 'Lupper' at Philthy McNasty's. Which is soo delicious! If you ever have the chance to eat at Philthy's I recommend doing so! While we were eating our delicious food.. and waiting for our shit waitress to pay attention to us. In walks a super cute Australian boy with his little pals.. [who weren't Australian, so they don't matter] lol. Wow.. he was hot, I wanted to take his picture.. and then bring him out back for some.. *stay on track Ash! Focus!*

Then it was 'The Eternal Flame' - which I think I became obsessed with, China Town - for some inside out duck action, The Eaton Center & The cute little Church, Best Buy, and bus station. We got on the bus, and the crazzzy bus driver got the bus stuck, and almost took out a lamp post complete with street sign.

Twas a great, great day!!
*Check out the photos in 'My Photo Memories' / Toronto Adventure*

..and now, my "Bitch-Throatitus" aka Strep Throat is back, and I'm not a happy camper! *Grrr*

Lates
-Ash

((5)) days ! -[you would be the best gift]-

Ash To The Rescue.. Yet Again

So, I come into work tonight.. [my last night before 3 nights off thank god!] And my skanky co-worker is here.. with her little bed buddy who strangely checked out 3 days ago.. but is back now because she's working. All that aside, I'm just soo greatful that the hotel is quiet tonight, and there will be no more shenanigans like last night.

Anyway, she hands me this note.. from the 'morning girl' It basically said "There's something wrong with the till.. did you take in money and not put it in the safe before you left. I don't know what's wrong, but the till is over by a lot of money"
I so love coming into work, and having to fix the mistakes of the other morons that I work with. It brings me so much joy...
Firstly.. way to try and pin your fuck up on me! Kudos to you on that one hunnie! Secondly.. the money that was taken in.. was done under you name, it has your initials beside it.. so trying to pin your fuck up on me.. really fuckin' stupid. You're lucky that I am an honest person, with a fair amount of morals.. cuz I could have just taken that extra money [like 250 bucks] that you were to stupid to figure out had to go in the safe.. and all the blame would have been put on you. The 'problem' itself took no time to fix, but that's so not the point. It seems to be the wat things work around here. Someone effs something up, and just leaves it for someone else to fix. Nice co-workers eh.

*Just call me Dr. Phil [only cooler, and not annoying as hell]*
Today's story:.. "The Creeper & The Lazy Eyed Crack-Whore"

I'm so lucky! I got to have another stimulating conversation with this stupid, stupid boy. Why do these whiney little bitches always turn to me for advice?! -Tonight's Little Drama- How much he loves this lazy eyed skank, even though she has no feelings WHAT SO EVER for him. So he sits there all depressed and pines for her, and then whines to me about it all. GET OVER IT! Trust me, I know this girl.. she will NEVER date you, she only talks to you, cuz you spend money on her. She's got you so god damn whipped.. she says jump, and you say how high and what can I buy you. It's your own damn fault that you can't see this, and it's your own stupidity for continuing to go back to her every time she needs something. Then the best part is, you ask for advice, and get all pissy with me cuz you don't wanna accept the truth. THE TRUTH SOMETIMES HURTS SWEETHEART.. GET USED TO IT!

*Don't get jizz in your eyes kiddies.. it causes laziness*

Wow, crazzziest thing!! I never use my MYSPACE anymore.. due to the fact that it's stupid and I only ever got one good thing out of it. But I got a message on there tonight from a girl that I went to elementary school with. It was so awesome! [See Candace.. some good does come out of MYSPACE.. mostly bad, but some good]

**Mina, I FORGOT!!! S.D.A.S!!! Me sorry**

Cheers
-Ash

((9)) days... all I want for my birthday is .Y.O.U. !!

What A Fuckin' Night !

Oh my god! Was tonight ever a shitty one! I have honestly not stopped until right now.. [5:00 in the a.m]

It's been a night of dealing with drunks, getting hit on.. by drunks, cleaning up after.. you guessed it drunks, and getting bitched at because of the drunks. THIS IS WHY I HATE DRUNKS!

11:30.. phone rings, "can you do something about the people in the hallway" I go up there.. it's a bunch of drunk hockey dads.. I ask them to shut up.. 10 minutes later the phone rings again.. they're still making noise! I go up there again, and tell them that they have to go to their rooms, cuz they signed a noise policy and if they're not quiet after 11, I'll have to call the cops. They all say good night to each other, and go to bed.

Then.. one of them comes down here for some 'tea' ..totally hits on me! *Ewwww!! Fuck off!!* Then he starts telling me about the hockey team.. and his 12 YEAR OLD SON! Uhh, ok.. that's fuckin nasty.. get the fuck away from me you old creepy man!! I don't know what you guys to out in PA but it's not done here.

Then, more drunks.. not with the hockey team, but with some government place. They come back from the bar TOTALLY TRASHED. Making so much noise, then they say we're just getting ice.. I look.. AND THEY'VE SPILT ICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. So everything is soaked, and now they've decided to drink in the hallway. Uhh no! I get them all into their rooms, and think it's all done for the night. Then I get to drag out the nasty mop.. to clean up all the melted ice bits.. fun times!

About half an hour later, this guy comes out swearing at me, telling me that I better get the guys in 131 to shut the fuck up.. or he's gonna call the cops. Umm.. I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but you have no right to stand there and swear at me honey! I follow him down the hall, he beats on the door, and starts screaming [making twice as much noise] at the people in 131. Then he stomps into his room like a little girl. I talked to the people in 131, met a very nice boy named Chris, who was super sweet to me, and he made sure that everyone was super quiet for the rest of the night. He even chased one of his little buddies down the hall and dragged him back to the room so he wouldn't wake anyone. lol.

Then I had to guys come in [drunk] that had just walked here.. FROM BUFFALO. Apparently they had taken a limo over to the hockey game.. and the limo, along with their friends left without them. They were from Sudbury... haha. Anyway, while they were in Buffalo trying to find their way back to the Peace Bridge.. they got mugged at the friendly local Wal-Greens. *Niiiice* They took the one guy's wallet, and the other guys bag of chips haha. So they walked all this way, and stopped here to see if they could get a cab. I felt soo bad for them!! lol

AND THEN I had more drunk hockey guys come in... asking me if we sold chap-stick.. cuz their lips were really dry. They weren't any trouble though, they just asked for chap-stick [?] and then went up to their room.

Holy shit... I really kinda like when my job is boring... at least I don't have to deal with this shit! :s That was brutal!!

Ciao
-Ash
((10)) days until my .B.I.R.T.H.D.A.Y.

-Oh, also, Candace.. you'll like this one.. I got a message tonight from "Thunderbay" telling me how he would like to see me at Christmas when he comes home. Uhh.. I've got a better idea darlin' how about you GO FUCK YOUR SELF!! haha.. jesus.. WHY ME?!

Comfort Inn 1 - Rodent 0 ?

I was on my way to work tonight *hooray* and my phone rings. I answer.. it's the girl that had been working the 3-11 shift. I can tell by her voice that she's almost in tears, so I was like is everything ok? The response.. "There's a mouse behind the front desk, and one of the toilets in one of the rooms is over flowing.. will you be here soon?" I'm thinking A MOUSE.. you're having a fit because of a mouse? I'm speeding as it is.. and trying to calm her down.. so I was all like "It's only a mouse hun, but I'll be there in about 10 minutes.."

So, I get here.. and she's up dealing with the toilet *shudder* I'd make the jack ass plunge his own toilet! Eff that! "Here's a plunger pumpkin.. enjoy" She comes down and tells me that she hasn't been behind the desk for most of her shift due to the mouse and that Mark was trying to kill it with a broom.. Then she tells me that it was soo tiny, so right away, I'm thinking there's more, but I didn't want to tell her that. haha. I haven't seen the thing my whole shift.. so either they scared it into perma-hiding.. or the damage from the broom beating finally won, and the poor little bastard is dead somewhere, where his little mousey corpse will never be found.

We're full of a bunch of my favourite guests tonight.. little hockey bastards *grrr* I loathe the hockey kiddies when they're here. Especially when they're little-ins like these ones. I had to deal with them screwing around in the lobby for half the night. *Parents, beat your children!* Again this weekend we're 100% booked.. NO CLUE why. Steve must be promising free B.Js with every room rented haha between that little miss hussy using this place as her own personal brothel.. no wonder we're rakin' in the peeps *yikes* That cheap jack ass must be seeing dollar signs like a mofo.

Speaking of little miss hussy.. I love how they hire her like 3 weeks ago.. and she's had every weekend off. I SHOULD BE GETTING WEEKENDS OFF. That's usually how the whole concept of 'seniority' works. I can't wait to get outta this place! As soon as I get back from my vacation.. I've gotta get my ass in gear, and find a new job. I'm sick of always getting screwed by these people.. it's not something I enjoy.

Another one of my big pet peeves about this place:..
When someone can clearly see that you're wide awake, and doing something, and they ask "Oh, did I wake you?" Are you bloody blind you damn fool! You might as well light someone on fire and ask "Oh, are you hot?" *SLAP* - to all the morons of the world.

Toodle-Ooo
-Ash

((11)) days till it's my birthday [we're gonna party like it's my birthday, we're gonna sip bacardi like it's my birthday, and I know you don't give a fuck, it's not you're birthday!]

What's The Time.. It's Gotta Be Close To Midnight.. ♪

-Actually, it's closer to 3am-

*Sigh* ..car shopping sucks balls! Usually I enjoy shopping, I'm a bit of an impulse buyer actually :s But the whole idea of having to buy a new car.. SUCKS. Possibly because I have to buy this car with money that I do not have. So I have to go talk to the good people at BMO and say "Gimmie Money! ..please" And then I'm going to be paying them off for the rest of my damn life. Guh, why does this have to be such a pain in the ass!?
Oh Monte.. why do you have to be such a bitch?! You're just not worth what it's gonna cost me to fix your sorry ass.
-I just want a car! I'm so sick of driving the pumpkin orange 'Soccer Mom's Dream'. So, if anyone has any suggestions as to what kind of car I should look into buying [something little, and cute.. like moi] I'm up for them :)

As I got into good old F.E. tonight, whats this.. SNOW?! Yes, more god damn snow! *Grrr* The rules [my rules] state that IT'S NOT ALLOWED TO SNOW BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY! Which, when I last checked.. is still TWELVE days away. So, I'm really hoping that this white powdery substance that's covering the ground.. is coke haha. That would make me [as well as all the coke heads around here] feel a lot better.. that the rules had not been broken ;)

When I got here.. things got a little better..
I pulled into the parking lot, and seen a familiar company van.. We get lots of guys that work for this particular company that stay here. But the "Porno Guy" also works for this company, so I was all like 'Hmm, I wonder if it's him' [is it sad that I remember his name?] So, I came in and looked in the computer.. AND IT'S TOTALLY HIM!! haha. He's here until the 4th of November.. I wonder if he'll be inquiring about any movies of the pornography persuasion. I'm hoping that he got smart.. and brought some of his own this time.. cause I really felt bad for that boy the last time.. with him being all 'frustrated' and such. lol Good times!

I got to talk to the cutest little old lady tonight.. who told me that "she's a kid trapped in an old lady body" she "loves to play war games on the computer.. you can't get her off them" and that her "husband is retired now, so she sees him 24/7, and that's why she needed this vacation" It's people like her that make this job some what enjoyable. Cute and completely harmless.. and you know they're not gonna make some cheap pass at you, and offer you booze if you come to their room.

Other then that, same old boring night at the Comfort Inn. What, were you expecting something exciting? haha. Sorry to disappoint.

-[The season premiere of The OC sucked tonight!! In case anyone wanted to know]-

Au Revoir
-Ash

((12)) days until birthday de moi
-[10.months.today]-

Verdict

So.. I went to see 'SAW III' tonight. - [well.. last night, if you wanna get all technical] :p
I have to say I was pretty excited for this movie, especially after my brother told me that it was the grossest thing he had ever seen. I'm sorry to say little brother, but I THINK YOU'RE TURNING INTO A LITTLE PANSY ASS ON ME!!

**My Verdict**
Gross.. not really, I mean it had a few moments, but by far NOT the grossest.. I could come up with FAR worse!
Disappointed.. VERY
I didn't like the whole flash back idea.. as well as the whole "I'm an angry father who wants revenge because my kid was killed by a drunk driver" - that's not cool.. or the "psycho killer" who goes all EMO.. with the 'Ooo, I'm a cutter!' :s Gimmie a break!
However, I did like the fact that some chick gets her head exploded.. that was pretty awesome. haha.. [wow, I think I need help :s]

It was tres fun to get to see all my JBF'ers! I haven't seen them in so long! Good times guys! And thanks Kate-Dawg for not getting super scared.. and punching me in the face again :) that's always appreciated!!

Ta-ta
-Ash

((13)) days till I am old.. I WANT A SCOOTER! haha

By the way.. Candia: You always yell at me when I neglect your comment space! So WTF?! And don't use school as an excuse missy! haha You will learn more from me then you ever could in school ;) haha

Ahh November

What a wonderful month.. mostly because it’s the month that I was born.. :) But also because my vacation is closer then ever! 2 weeks! Then I get away from that Hell.. I so wish it was for longer then 8 days.. but I’ll take what I can get!

Candace, I’m very disappointed that we didn’t get our trip to the pumpkin patch.. you owe me a picture of myself sitting a-top a giant pumpkin!! As well as pumpkin seeds, lots and lots of pumpkin seeds lol. Also :read the comment that I left you on your bloggy blog!: [and yes, my “Halloween side note”, is included in it, I AM aware of this, so NO need to point it out]

I found something to “dress” Tiger in for Halloween haha - his little sweater, it’s not a pirate, but I suppose it will have to do for this year. Next Halloween.. He’s definitely getting the whole pirate ensemble! *no accidents required* ;) Also, this is Marina’s new alter ego due to the fact that she was itchy. ‘Fergus Fungus’ - she also likes to go by ‘Fungie’ hahaha - sorry Mina :) you know I say it with love!
* Just a little post Halloween side note - Don’t you think it’s odd that we teach our children that it’s wrong to beg, and take candy from strangers.. But on Halloween, it’s ok. Way to confuse the hell outta the poor little bastards! Ahh well.. I’m always up for the mental destruction of little kiddies! It’s a jolly good time! *

*Pip-pip* Cheerio
-Ash

((14)) days till my birthday.. I want lots of gifts! Haha