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    October 6, 2006

    Wishin' I Was Sleeepin' !

    Blah! Very long, very boring night!
    No guests to check in, nothing to do, no one to amuse me over MSN. What is this world coming to?! ..I actually fell asleep for a bit haha and when I say a bit, I mean more like a good hour :s *ooops* Ahh well, not like anything exciting was going on around here. It probably doesn't help much that I still feel like shiit and would love nothing more then to be in my nice warm, comfy bed right now.

    On my way into work tonight, I was speeding as usual, and doesn't a cop pull up behind me. So the first thing that goes through my mind is "Ahh fuck.. I'm gonna get pulled over for doing 80 in a 50" Doesn't the cop pass me.. clearly going a hell of a lot faster then 80, and they didn't have their lights on, so there was no crime in progress :s Makes you feel really safe, when the cops of this Hick Town speed eh. Gotta make sure they get them fresh donuts up at Timmy's! Who cares if we're doing 120 in a school zone! Ahh good times right there!

    When I got here.. I got the usual crap about the staff.. from the one co-worker that I can actually some what handle. This crap was well deserved though, she had needed her shift covered for tonight due to a family medical emergency. And none of the other skanks that had tonight off would work it for her. So it's quite understandable for her to have been a little pissed. She's like me, the type of person who would bend over backwards to help other people, cause she would feel to bad if she said no. She's covered so many shifts for the other bitches in this establishment, and yet, when she needs the night off for reasons better then "Oh I have a head-ache.. I can't work" No one will work for her! It's disgusting! *YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED! DUMB SKANKS!*

    Also, when I came in.. there was this nasty smell in the hallways, it kinda smelt like Ben Gay, and mouth wash. It was soo gross!

    I was watching The Daily Show with John Stewart:.. and I realized how much George Dubb-ya reminds me of the owner of this hotel. [B.T.W. So glad he went home to Toronto today.. cuz if I had to deal with him for one more day, I might have killed the bitch] Anyway, it's so funny how similar the two actually are when you think about it. They're both weasely little men, who think that they're always right.. and everyone else is wrong. They think that the way they run things kicks so much ass, and no one in the world could do it better. And I'm pretty sure, if you took a survey, more then half would say they hated them. *To sum it all up.. they're both useless wastes of skin* :D
    -I also learned that more kids would be able to pick out Florida on a map if it were re-named "Flaccid Penis with Tiny Ball Sack" hahaha-

    Au Revoir
    -Ash

    *As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more then once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend, you'll blame a new love for things an old one did, you'll cry becasue time is passing to fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.*

    1 comment:

    Anonymous said...

    ASHLEY!

    i feel so bad now! i just left you an msn message explaining last night and now i read yr blog :(

    but if it's any consollation, yr blog was superb tonight :D flaccid penis with tiny ball-sack! hahahaha that's brilliant for america's wang!

    let's do something on yr day off next week... LIKE GO TO TORONTO!