Ode To Stephen Fuck-Face

Ohh Steve... you've done it again, you disgusting, despicable little rodent. How do you sleep at night?! DO YOU NOT HAVE A SOUL?!
**The owner of this hotel sucks more cock then a prostitute on a good night**

I'm not in the door 5 minutes, and I've got this poor girl telling me you made her cry, over the phone.. IT WAS HER FIRST DAMN SHIFT BY HERSELF! And to make this story worse, in the middle of her telling me this.. you call again, and OH HOORAY you want to talk to me. What's the first thing you say to me.. "I don't think this girl knows what she's doing" This is her first time by herself asshole, give her a break!! Then you continue to tell me that I don't know how to do my job. Sorry sweet heart, but I've been here almost a year, I think I know what the fuck I'm doing! Then you want me to put this poor girl back on the phone, you can't even remember her name, and you want to yell at her more. You yell at her for a good 15 minutes, insulting her intelligence, and her knowledge of everything ... long story short ... making her cry AGAIN you heartless piece of shit. She leaves the building in tears, and I felt soo terrible!

Then not 5 minutes later.. you call again.. trying to make up all these lies, to make yourself feel better about being a dick! "Oh, I was trying to get through to the hotel, and I let it ring and ring, and then when I finally got through.. she said she was on the phone with someone important" No, from the time I've spent with her... I know she wouldn't do that darlin' so you're full of shit! "Well, she won't be coming back to the hotel.. I don't think she's qualified to work for me" Dude.. you're not even qualified to work for you.. you have no idea what the fuck you're doing with anything! The only thing you're good at, is annoying the fuck out of people.. and whining about how much you should be making. I sometimes.. no, make that 95% of the time, want to gouge out your eyes with rusty spoons, and shove them down your throat. :)

Let me tell you what I, and everyone else here [guests and staff alike] think of you my dear. Your a pain in the ass annoying little rodent man who thinks only of himself, and wishes to make as much profit off people that he can. You know jack shit about being a business man, you're rude to your staff, and to your guests. You whine every time you have to actually put money into this shit hole you call a hotel.. and I'm pretty sure that if you were to drop dead, or disappear off the face of the earth.. NO ONE would miss you. I don't even think you're little mail-order wifey or your adorable little boy would miss you.. they might miss your money.. but they can always find that somewhere better. I can see it now, you're gonna be the old man that has no one attend his funeral.. cuz you've fucked over everyone that you think is beneath you. You're just digging yourself into a dark hole, and pretty soon nobody's gonna want to get you out.

-Ash

((23)) till my birfday!