Well.. the snow is still here, and most of this stupid town is still without power. I've been hearing that some areas could be without power until Tuesday..
My entire body aches.. and NO, it's not from that Marina & Candace.. you jerks! Get your mind outta the gutter! It's that achy feeling you get when you're sick. Ihaven't been sleeping well, so I haven't had a chance to sleep this sick out :( I want it to go away! And on top of the sick I've had to deal with this shit all night:..
Another appropriate title for this entry could have been "Pissed Off Rant #2" because that's what your in for.. a pissed off rant dedicated once again to my cock sucker of a boss.
So I come in for my shift tonight, and as soon as I walk through the door I can feel myself entering the chaotic madness that is October 14 at The Comfort Inn.
I hadn't even started my shift yet, and I was checking in these guys who are in town to "benefit" all these poor people who lack electricity. And by benefit, I mean sell them over priced generators. People like this make me sick.. they're here to profit off the suffering of others, and they still argued with me trying to get a cheaper room rate! *Sorry sugar.. but talk to me when you get a fucking soul.. then maybe we can work out something cheaper*
Then, the till was fucked up.. it seems that people around here don't know how to count money, and the concept of keeping a till of $250 is mind boggling.. cuz that's just to much money :s So my co-worker and I sat for like 20 minutes trying to figure it out.. she stayed half an hour after her shift was done and it's still completely messed up.. but you know what.. I'm done caring lol.
Ahh, and of course what night would be complete without a call from 'The Wonder Prick' himself.. the little gem that I work for.. he's another one of those soul less people who only care about one thing, 'how much money do you have, and give it to me now!' He just out did himself tonight. "Do we have a lot of Americans at the hotel tonight? Can you go out into the parking lot, and look at all the license plates to see where they're from?" Um.. yeah, I'll fucking get right on that, you stupid tool! "Oh, I called every hotel in Buffalo.. and can you believe that they're all full because people still don't have electricity. So I told them to send everyone here! We're going to be getting a lot of people coming in tonight, I'm pretty excited aren't you?" Ok.. buddy, you really make me sick.. how can you live with your self, always wanting to profit from people who are going through hard times. You sad excuse for a human being, do you not have any form of compassion? THEN [this one just tops them all] "I have these phone numbers for a few radio stations in Buffalo.. can you call them like every hour, and tell them we have rooms available, so people will know about us, and come here.. make sure you give the address, and tell them that they don't need a passport to cross the border" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! You don't pay me enough to do your dirty work you fucking bastard.. if you want business so much, why don't you drag your sorry ass down here, and call your own stupid radio stations.. and say 'Hey, I'm a greed cock sucker.. come stay at my hotel where I will exploit everything that you have' :)
You know what.. screw the whole idea of confidentiality and anonymity..
Here's my own little Comfort Inn 'plug' no radio station needed ..Steve, this one's for you.. hope you like it!
The Comfort Inn - Fort Erie
Come spend the night if you wanna sleep in an over priced room, with hard lumpy mattresses & pillows that are flatter then a piece of cardboard. You will get a shitty continental breakfast, and for the literate folk.. a free newspaper. For all you Americans, you don't need a passport to cross the border.. just a lobotomy, so you won't realize how idiotic you are for coming here. I recommend packing some matches, or other device used to start fire. This way you can have little camp fires on the carpet.. after I 'accidentally' disable the fire alarm. Hope to see you all soon!
*Signed - The amazing staff at this shitty establishment
-Wow, all that, and you still haven't produced my pay cheque.. you should feel oh so special :) Just imagine how nice I would be if.. I dunno.. I GOT PAID ON TIME!
Hmm, this wasn't as angry as I had originally thought it was going to be.. which is probably for the best, because this alone could get me fired. Ahh well, what are ya gonna do.
Lates
-Ash
My entire body aches.. and NO, it's not from that Marina & Candace.. you jerks! Get your mind outta the gutter! It's that achy feeling you get when you're sick. Ihaven't been sleeping well, so I haven't had a chance to sleep this sick out :( I want it to go away! And on top of the sick I've had to deal with this shit all night:..
Another appropriate title for this entry could have been "Pissed Off Rant #2" because that's what your in for.. a pissed off rant dedicated once again to my cock sucker of a boss.
So I come in for my shift tonight, and as soon as I walk through the door I can feel myself entering the chaotic madness that is October 14 at The Comfort Inn.
I hadn't even started my shift yet, and I was checking in these guys who are in town to "benefit" all these poor people who lack electricity. And by benefit, I mean sell them over priced generators. People like this make me sick.. they're here to profit off the suffering of others, and they still argued with me trying to get a cheaper room rate! *Sorry sugar.. but talk to me when you get a fucking soul.. then maybe we can work out something cheaper*
Then, the till was fucked up.. it seems that people around here don't know how to count money, and the concept of keeping a till of $250 is mind boggling.. cuz that's just to much money :s So my co-worker and I sat for like 20 minutes trying to figure it out.. she stayed half an hour after her shift was done and it's still completely messed up.. but you know what.. I'm done caring lol.
Ahh, and of course what night would be complete without a call from 'The Wonder Prick' himself.. the little gem that I work for.. he's another one of those soul less people who only care about one thing, 'how much money do you have, and give it to me now!' He just out did himself tonight. "Do we have a lot of Americans at the hotel tonight? Can you go out into the parking lot, and look at all the license plates to see where they're from?" Um.. yeah, I'll fucking get right on that, you stupid tool! "Oh, I called every hotel in Buffalo.. and can you believe that they're all full because people still don't have electricity. So I told them to send everyone here! We're going to be getting a lot of people coming in tonight, I'm pretty excited aren't you?" Ok.. buddy, you really make me sick.. how can you live with your self, always wanting to profit from people who are going through hard times. You sad excuse for a human being, do you not have any form of compassion? THEN [this one just tops them all] "I have these phone numbers for a few radio stations in Buffalo.. can you call them like every hour, and tell them we have rooms available, so people will know about us, and come here.. make sure you give the address, and tell them that they don't need a passport to cross the border" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! You don't pay me enough to do your dirty work you fucking bastard.. if you want business so much, why don't you drag your sorry ass down here, and call your own stupid radio stations.. and say 'Hey, I'm a greed cock sucker.. come stay at my hotel where I will exploit everything that you have' :)
You know what.. screw the whole idea of confidentiality and anonymity..
Here's my own little Comfort Inn 'plug' no radio station needed ..Steve, this one's for you.. hope you like it!
The Comfort Inn - Fort Erie
Come spend the night if you wanna sleep in an over priced room, with hard lumpy mattresses & pillows that are flatter then a piece of cardboard. You will get a shitty continental breakfast, and for the literate folk.. a free newspaper. For all you Americans, you don't need a passport to cross the border.. just a lobotomy, so you won't realize how idiotic you are for coming here. I recommend packing some matches, or other device used to start fire. This way you can have little camp fires on the carpet.. after I 'accidentally' disable the fire alarm. Hope to see you all soon!
*Signed - The amazing staff at this shitty establishment
-Wow, all that, and you still haven't produced my pay cheque.. you should feel oh so special :) Just imagine how nice I would be if.. I dunno.. I GOT PAID ON TIME!
Hmm, this wasn't as angry as I had originally thought it was going to be.. which is probably for the best, because this alone could get me fired. Ahh well, what are ya gonna do.
Lates
-Ash
2 comments:
My body is all sore too, and not from any sort of breakfast either, but I think I'm beginning to get the flu too.
You shoulda told the generator people your rooms were like eight million, no, trillion, dollars a night, and if they had some extra chas to spare after that, they could, oh I dunno buy some souls?
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF SATIRE!
i am forever in awe of yr wit and sarcastic flare!
brilliant radio ad! hahahahaha you'll need a lobotomy to realise just how idiotic you are to go there.
oh ashley, yr my favourite bday twin :D
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