This Is Getting Ridiculous

Ever since I started this blog.. nothing exciting has happened around here! I mean, I know it's getting colder.. and people don't want to travel as much, let alone travel here to "Hick-Ville O.N.T" haha But c'mon! I at least need a little excitement now and then.. it helps pass the time!

Tonight, after my one shitty day off.. was boring as usual. I spent my time shopping on eBay, and watching random shit on You Tube.
Classic video:.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxwAU_xAMk [because I am 'muffin'] lol "You'll eat a muffin! You'll eat it, and like it!" I don't know about you, but I could sure go for a bits of glass muffin right about now!

One fun part of the night:..
I went to grab the news papers from yesterday morning, to 'recycle' them.. and was a little shocked [and kind of disgusted] to find this on the front page:

THE HOLY LAND EXPERIENCE. . .

**The little caption got cut off when I scanned it, but it said: "Actor Les Chavelday @ The Holy Land Experience, a bible-based tourist attraction near Orlando. According to packaged facts, the market for Christian products -including books, movies, & music- is worth $7.5 billion [U.S.] a year & growing much faster then overall retail sales.." Am I the only one that finds something wrong with using a religion 'theme park' to sell shitty 'Christian merchandise' ?! [Is this really where you saw those 'bible-bars' and 'testamints' Marina?] *wink*

Now, buried near the very end of the paper was the actual "story" I guess they figured people wouldn't be as pissed off about all the Christian Greed if they had to go searching for the info? They built it in 2001 near Disney World.. so they could leach people over from there, and convert them.
They manage to lure 200, 000 people a year with the promise of getting to see "live daily re-enactments of the crucifixion" Ooo, and a scale model of "Christ's Tomb" apparently this helps fuel the guest's 'quest for knowledge' :s *whatever* Honestly, how would you feel if you had to go to work every day claiming to be 'Jesus' and knowing that you were gonna die [again] If I were Dane Cook, I'd call you very egotistical and cover you with spaghetti! haha

Then the article continues to go on about how they want to build "Christian Only Sub-Divisions" that will be complete with it's own Christian schools, porn-free television, and drug stores that refuse to sell any form of birth control. Oh, and this was my favourite part. They offer "Faith Guard" insurance. It's targeted towards Americans that attend Church on a regular basis.. it'll help ya with all those early Sunday morning fender-benders in the Church parking lot :s Umm, if one attends Church so regularly.. shouldn't the Big Guy be watching out for them to prevent such accidents from happening in the first place?

*Thanks Globe & Mail*
If you would like to learn more about this "magical land of virtue" they even have their own little web-site!
http://www.holylandexperience.com/

T00dles
-Ash

p.s. Mina.. I'm soo looking forward to my 'gift' haha. It better be something good! :p