So Much For Non-Eventful!

Ahh, when I came into work tonight.. I was pretty sure that it was going to be a shitty night. We were soo dead, and it's Sunday.. people have to go to work and such tomorrow.. who wants to spend the night at a hotel.

Let me tell you, it ended up being a pretty fun night :)

When I came in, one of my fellow co-workers was in a bit of a hurry to get outta here.. for what I don't know. Anyway, she grabbed her bag of food out of the fridge.. and a WHOLE JAR of mayonnaise fell out, and exploded all over the floor. I effing can't stand mayo.. even the smell makes me nauseous. But being nice, I helped her clean it. And I got to spend the first hour of my time here, in a lobby that SMELT LIKE A GIANT NASTY SANDWICH! I was not amused!

I came across some MSN conversations that one of the girls that used to work here had saved on this computer. First of all.. WHO DOES THAT?! You don't save private shit on a work computer where anyone who cares to look [i.e. me] can find it!! Are you mental?! There was some pretty racy shit in them let me tell you! haha I'm not even going to go into details.. cuz they made me cringe.. ME.. I'm a freak haha :p But we'll just go with it was full of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll ..minus the rock n' roll :D
And, this is the same girl that would look up nasty things on google on a nighty basis.. when google stores all the shit that you search. When your boss uses the pc as well.. NEVER A GOOD IDEA!! So really, obviously there's no brain capacity there.. but someone loves you, even dumb-asses like you deserve love! hehe

Then at about 2am.. I got some walk-ins. They pulled up in a huge van, with a trailer behind them. [Kinda like a utility trailor.. nothing fancy] 2 guys came in, and said that they needed 2 rooms, both with double beds and also an extra cot, ok no problem, I give them there rooms and they go outside to get their stuff. NINE GUYS came in the next time! 9 guys.. in 2 rooms.. I'm sorry, but *YIKES* And not to seem rude, cuz there's absolutly nothing wrong with it.. but I question some of their sexuality haha. Then I have crazzzy Mina, putting all these idea's into my head about how they're going to be having a giant orgy in there. *Please don't tell me that* We also came to the conclusion that maybe they work for a male 'escort' service.. and that trailor is full of their toys, and paraphernalia. **As long as I don't hear you gentlemen.. have fun, and use safe practices!**

Ohh, I also have a story from yesterday morning..
It was like 6:30am.. I wanted nothing more then to go home and sleep. And I got these 4 old people in the lobby.. they came to get food and watch the weather channel [watch t.v. in your rooms! Jerks!] They were old.. so I had some sympathy for them.. cuz they're probably going to drop dead soon haha. But the one dumb lady couldn't use the toaster! So she's all like "excuse me ma'am.. how do you work this thing?!" Then her husband yells at her "She's not a ma'am! She's a miss! She's to young to be a ma'am" *THANK YOU OLD MAN FOR AGREEING WITH ME ON THAT* I can't stand being called Ma'am, it's one of my biggest pet peeves!! Anyway, a few minutes go by, and randomly out of no where I hear the one guy chime up "I'm cheap and easy baby!" Umm what?!?! I don't know [and I don't want to know] what the hell you crazzy old geezers are talking about, but keep that in the room thanks! I don't feel like "tossin' my cookies" before breaky :)

I'm so glad I have the next two nights off!! I don't know how much more of this excitment I can stand! haha

Late-a Gate-a
-Ash