Miso Bored! / Pumpkin Seeds Will Make You Gay?

First things first.. According to the Medical Expertise of 'Dr. Ran' pumpkin seeds will in fact make a person gay. "It's a proven fact" :s Due to an experience at the Bulk Barn, that involved microwaving pumpkin seeds, and putting pop corn flavour on them. M'kay haha.
Now according to some people who actually know what they're talking about.. pumpkin seeds are used as a herbal remedy for nausea. See.. used for curing sickness! Not for causing gayness! lol

Ugh! I swear to god the Las Vegas people are trying to piss me off!! Knowing that I'm probably not going to get my 'Birthday Vacation Extravaganza' They keep sending me all these e-mails about how I am able to win a chance to travel there for free. I've gotten like 4 e-mails, just today.. trying to hock free shit upon me. *Please Stop*

And now on to some work stuff..

We usually don't get to much fun stuff left behind by our guests. Books, shoes, medication.. etc. Today, however.. one of the house keepers found A BAR IN A BOX! *A Porta-Bar if you will* It's so brilliant! Plain little black box, with a lock.. you open it up to a plethora of alcohol, cork-screws, and stir-sticks [that could double as straws for snorting coke!] GENIUS! PURE GENIUS! Not to mention.. who ever feels the need to travel with such things.. is now my new hero!

What else, what else:.. Mr. Boss man didn't feel the need to spend the night here, so I didn't have to deal with his jack assery. That was pure sweetness right there! Come here.. sign our cheques.. then get your ass back to the T-Dot! We're all a lot happier that way! Guh.. but there is a stupid fly in here, that's driving me crazzy!! When I get a hold of that sucker with the fly swatter.. he's gonna be sorry!! Mwahaha

Aside from that, tonight was once again nothing special. Well, besides the very intelligent conversation between me and 'The Dr.' haha. That went from Homo-Pumpkin Seeds.. to her wishing death upon me, Trotsky style *Ooo, ice pick to the head* That was a little harsh dear. Throw in some of her watching Mr.T get felt up on Conan.. and you got yourself one kick ass conversation right there!

Plus! My mood is improving! I no longer feel the need to punch something haha! So even though I'm bored as hell.. all and all.. it has been a good night! : ) And it's only 1am.. 6 hours to go : (

Cheers!
-Ash

Oh, and .p.s. apparently [I'm not gonna say who says this] but apparently OJ Simpson was at M.T. Bellies in Welly the other night.. Yeah.... Mm'kay there.... You're such a smart boy darlin' why do you say such things.. and what's worse.. why do you believe them?! What am I going to do with you?! [..not going to answer that :p]