Another shitty night at Le Comfort Inn.
I'd like to start by saying that, I think that song sounds so much better with my name in it, as opposed to "Lucy" haha I blame Miss Candace for this.. she's always listening to it, and I tend to like to make up my own song lyrics for things haha so "Ashley in the Sky with Diamonds" was born! *wow, I have no life* As to why I chose that as my title.. no idea.. it's just been in my head all night, and I thought it sounded better then "Wow, The Comfort Inn Sucks Hairy Ass" Wouldn't you agree? I know I'd much rather read something with a nice title..
Lets see, lets see what went on tonight? A whole pile of nothing with a side of boredom sounds about right.
I did have one walk-in.. and he was a DICK! [What is it about Friday nights that seems to bring out the jack-asses?!] Anyway, back to the dick.. he comes in at around 1am, all dressed in his fancy suit, and just thinks he's the shit. Spouting off all these demands:.. "I want a non-smoking room.. near a door.. on the first floor.. I want a card of the wireless.. blah, blah, blah" I swear he went on for like 15 minutes about all the shit that he wanted. Then he complained that $80 was to much, cuz it was 1am.. he didn't want to pay that much. "Dude, that's the cheapest we have! If you don't like it.. take your ass down to the Holiday Inn down the road! M'kay pumpkin! Ugh, people like him piss me off soo much!!
And yeah, that was pretty much the excitement of my night. Makes you just love to come into work doesn't it. And, to sweeten the deal it's raining like a mofo outside.
The only thing that's keeping me going right now, is the promise of my a.m. cuddle. It's kinda making me want 7am to come pronto! haha
Anyway.. I suppose I should go put out the [poison] bagels.. haha, and wait for the news paper man to come.
I hate Saturdays for the news paper.. we get two papers on Saturday, and the one paper man is always soo nice, he brings the paper in.. we have a nice little chat, and he leaves. Then the other one.. pfft fat lazy bastard won't even get out of his truck. He throws the papers in a bag, and chucks them onto the front door step. *Screw you bringer of the Review* haha
S.D.A.S <- Mina
star.avec.leaf <- Candace
Toodles <- Everyone Else
-Ash
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Yeesh, I came on here to put my comment for Marina-chan and I got some stuff about me, goodtimes hah!
And even a paopu fruit! Good stuff, good stuff!
You know what you shoulda done to him? You shoulda got out your little sewing kit and stabbed him in the eye.
Stabbing in the eye is always goodtimes!
Marina-chan!
That blog was awesome! I laughed constantly, even when I know it wasn't funny, it was just so fun last night you know?
We are the best sherades people, 'ooooh! oooh! a spinning twisty tube?!?'
Yeah it was kind of sad, you're right, I am kinda like a crow, and get excited over shiney things, but it's good times!
It was bad, cause not until you mentioned how happy I seemed, you're right, I don't think I've had that much care-free kind of fun in a long, long, long time!
Thanks Marina-chan!
We will have lots of fun in T.O.
And hopefully I don't actually get sick, Jordan has the stomach flu (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK).
But yeah, maybe it'll make my plea to Professor Patrias even more... real. If I do get sick, I'm marching to the giant wheel saying, 'if you don't play my Mexican song about charbroiled animals and the Mexican Radio, I'm suing! cause I'll blame them for such an illness.
Goodtimes though Marina-chan, goodtimes!
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
m'kay pumpkin, am cuddles and an s.d.a.s. just for me! i love this blog like a gay likes vaseline hahahaha
ok, we gotta stop with the gay jokes haha
oh ashley, you and me are going to toronto in the near future and we'll get you some ben and jerry's ice cream to ease yr crack-like addiction haha
hurry and wake up we gotta talk and you gotta look at my updated blog! there's pics of you :D
-mina
haha
omgomgomgomgogmg there's a grudge 2 commercial on tv *is scared*
it's over now haha
i'll send you over all the pics from that day
omgomgomgomgomg now there's a commercial for stay alive *is really scared*
fuck, i can't even watch tv :(
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