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    January 29, 2008

    ..lock the cellar door, and baby, talk dirty to me

    Do you know what song that is?? ^^

    Candace !!! YOU NEED TO VISIT THE DOC PRONTO !!!
    I said so!!!
    (If you don't I'll tell everyone that you're afraid to go due to the fact that you contracted the HERPS!) LoL

    Hmm, it feels like I have a lot of stuff that needs to be included in this.. but I can't seem to remember any of it.. :s (old age?)

    *pfft, don't feel like doing this now, will do it later*

    [*edit*]
    Wednesday
    Listening to - Tiger scratching the closet, trying to get into it..


    *sigh* Still don't feel like doing this, but it was promised, so there fore it must be done. Did you know that Monday was the 50th anniversary of LEGO. It was, it was.. I like LEGO.
    Happy 50th LEGO! from Google!

    *I'm watching The Exorcist, and it's distracting me from typing*

    Remember a few blogs ago, when I was complaining about that man that was trying to order flowers at like 7:30?
    Well, apparently the 2nd day they were at the hotel, they got into a huge fight that ended with him leaving in a cab back to Hammy and her staying in the room (with another man)
    Anyway, the point of this story is that as he was leaving, he gave the flowers to the Night Auditor, and said "Give these to Ashley, she was such a sweet heart and she seems like the type of girl that would appreciate them a lot more then that whore"
    Unfortunately I was off for the next 3 days, so i didn't get to see them :(
    I think someone else took them home... the bastards! LoL

    Let's see, what else..
    Ummm

    Ohh, my little waiter friend co worker.... he's away on vacation, and he told one of the desk girls to give me a message and it was that "he will miss me, and think about me while he's away" :s

    And, I met another boy that seemed to have a crush on me hahahaha
    The other day, he came down asking for pool towels, so I had someone go up and restock them. Then like 10 minutes later he came back down while I was on the phone.. and even though there was another girl there that clearly could have helped him.. he waited for me to be done, just so he could ask me if i knew the code to the fitness room. (Obviously I do.. I work there LoL) So I gave it to him, and he left again..
    He came back yet again.. to tell me that his little brother had rubbed his wet bathing suit all over the mirror in the elevator.. and now it was all smudged.
    I was like, why was his suit off in the elevator in the first place?? Crazzzy People :s

    I believe that is all.. for now..

    star.avec.leaf

    January 28, 2008

    I'm one crazy mofo, I had to pop a cop cuz he wasn't givin me my props in Oak Town!

    That will ALWAYS be the greatest quote of all time! Followed very closely by everything that ever came out of Dane Cook's lips.. haha

    Medieval Times..

    My Sister & I
    My Mum
    Brat with the Suit of Armour
    I really like this picture (for some reason..)
    Some Fun Lights
    Dancing Horses
    Horse Tricks
    The Black & White Knight (he was our's and a HOTTIE)
    Hottie Knight
    The King
    Hmm ? (possibly the King again?)
    Ooo reg fog!

    Ugh, my stupid camera died on me, so I had to use the camera on my celly (which is APPARENTLY the BEST celly that Telus sells..) You judge by the pictures it takes..
    Our Knight fighting the Green Knight
    Black & White after he KICKED GREEN'S ASS
    Ugh, these pictures are horrid, I don't feel like putting them all up :s But they're on my Photobucket if you really want to see them (don't know why anyone would..) haha
    **I HATE YOU TELUS**

    P.S. Candia, I stole your (2) Facebook pictures from K-Stortz's birfday.. cuz I agree!! I love them! Especially the one of you and I LoL "we are sexy bitches!"
    Loooove!

    I just wanna see some, paalm trees! [music.note]
    38 days till I'm on the beach

    Happy [late] Birthday Rob!! [Jan. 27]

    January 22, 2008

    you.can't.learn.to.tell.the.truth.until.you.learn.to.lie

    Saturday 19th

    What a waste of a night.. being at work! BlaH!

    It all started with the lady of the house insisting that we needed another server in the dining room for the am, and lovely thing, she left it up to me to call them. Well, I called them all, and got no answer, so my last resort was "M" LoL
    Now, he's pleasent and all, but he's a bit of a whore (a married whore at that..) and he loooves to make his little 'comments' to me about ...you know... :s
    Anyway, I had to call him, thank god there was no answer haha
    He ended up calling me back to tell me he couldn't work, (by this time, I'd found someone else anyway) and he made sure to end the conversation with "I'll think about you tonight when I'm with my wife" Can you say creeeeepy!!

    I also found out that apparently I need a 'babysitter' when I'm here alone at night. LoL
    I found it a little odd when the night man showed up, seeing as he's usually only here on Fridays and Saturdays cuz it's slow being winter and such. When I asked him what he was doing here, he had no clue either, he said he was just asked to come in.When I was talking to him later that night, he told me that it was my fault that he was here, because Mrs didn't want me to be alone at night due to the someone that I'm pretty sure I've mentioned before.
    In a way, I guess it's cute that she's worried about me, but at the same time, it scares the shit outta me.. that she is THAT worried that something might happen. (The boy is not impressed by this at all haha, he's threatened to break jaws.. and hips)
    I'm honestly kinda thinkin' that I need to find a job that doesn't have so many creepers.. LoL cuz really, there's a lot of them here! I thought F.E. was bad, this place comes pretty close, only I have to work with these ones! :s

    Then there was the man that wanted everything.. he wanted extra towels, shampoo, soap, shower caps, lotion, etc... and of course he couldn't ask for this shit all at once, he had to keep coming back for each and every little thing.
    Then he came back demanding free breakfast, because the CAA book said it was offered..
    I explained to him that this is only true when you book through the hotel, or through CAA not when you book online, as well as the breakfast that's given is only continental.. nothing fancy. Well, that wasn't good enough, I finally ended up giving it to him, just to shut him up, and make him leave.
    Did this work? NO! He stood there for like another 10 minutes (with his whole freak clan) "Well, what's included? Do you get cheese? Do you get this, do you get that? Do you get yogurt?" His wife looked at him and was like "Yogurt? You don't even eat yogurt at home, why would you want it here?" And his answer... "It doesn't matter if I eat it or not, they should still have it!"
    Ohhh this man! I wanted to kill him from the start, but after that little comment, I wanted to hop the counter and strangle his fat ass!
    The god damn breakfast is CONTINENTAL! You get basic shit... cereal, toast, muffin, juice.. you get it tubby?! Now leave! LoL

    Monday 21st

    I effing got lectured by the fatty at the gas station..I pull in to get gas, and after he pumped it, he comes over.. (talking to me like I'm nothing but a dumb little girl) and he was all like "How do you wash your car?" I looked at him, and was like, well.. as you can tell I haven't.. it's been to cold, but I usually take it to the car wash, or wash it in my drive way..." Then he was like "Oh, do you use a brush? You shouldn't do that, cuz I can notice some scratches especially on your trunk" By now I was getting mad, cuz he wouldn't shut up and I was going to be late for work. Then he was like "I can show you if you want" I looked at him, and was like "No, I'm going to be late for work.. I use a mitt to wash my car, and I didn't buy it new, so they were probably there from before" I wanted to say I pay you to pump gas, not flap your lips jack-ass!
    UGH it just made me so angry.. just because of the way he was talking to me. I wanted to run his ass over! LoL

    Should have been at home, watching PRISON BREAK!! But nooooo..... I had to be at work, doing NOTHING! Well, not exactly nothing... dealing with a bunch of people who did not speak english, and couldn't grasp the concept of using their phone cards in the god damn room phones.
    Don't worry, it gets better, they discovered that one man had a celly... so they all gathered down in my lobby, and they were all yelling, and such. Then when they finally started using the phone, they were using it in that damn walkie-talkie mode with the *beep-beep* and they were all yelling into it, I guess you can't use a phone that way, unless you as well as the person on the other end scream at the top of their lungs (which I wanted to rip out)
    I swear.. nothing annoys me more then people who insist on using their phone that way.

    I even had the Frenchie bus driver of the group comes down asking for numbers of places that would deliver food... no problem, I gave him some numbers... then he was like "you call for me?" Uhh, no, you know what you want, I don't read minds, you fuckin' call yourself! Anyway, he sort of stomped away all huffy.. and I wanted to smack the bitch.What the hell do I look like?! I ain't ordering food for you so that you can sit there and yell in my ear what you want, with me having to relay it to the poor bastard on the other end. Fuck that Shit!

    *UgH*

    Then dude from room 6 comes and asks me the same thing! "Could you call and order flowers for me, it's my wife and I's first Anniversary"

    1) Don't you think you should have done this ahead of time? Seeing as it's now like 7:30 and there's a good chance that most places will be closed? Did you forget or something?
    and
    2) It's not my anniversary, therefore it's not my job to do your dirty work :p order them your damn self! *jerk*

    This man pretty much caused me nothing but grief all night.. super nice guy and everything, but he liked to complain, and tell me how other hotels he's stayed in are better then this one. BUDDY.. no one's keepin' you here, if they're soo much better, by all means, get the fuck outta here, and go to your precious Hilton, or dirrty B&B

    It never fails! The phone is silent.. until I'm on it making a reservation or something, then it rings nonstop.

    ** I think I'm just bitter **

    LoL

    44 dayss till Cuuuba

    P.S. Candace.. Great picture!!! haha

    January 16, 2008

    *eeeee*

    YouTube loves Howard the Duck!!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=DERmfnQwhAU&feature=related

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZqkQA6fcOBk&feature=related

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=V23-EYfehWM&feature=related

    I work hard for the money!

    That's a laugh and a half!
    WoW, work is soo boring! It is now 5:31pm.. I've been here since 4:00 and I feel like a thousand years have passed.. :s please someone kill me!!
    Honestly, it's so quiet, other then the occassional ringing of the phone, the only noise I have to keep me sane, is the faint 80s music, the vibrating of this damn cell phone (which I loathe, and I want mine back!) and the chimes of the grand-father clock that everyone seems to think is just soo pretty.

    Candace, I'm writing this as I'm talking to you.... I'm quite enjoying our little chat of the AWESOMENESS of Howard the Duck. I don't care what you say! He's amazing! haha and I have no idea why I have this urge to watch that movie.. but I just looked for it on amazon.ca and sadly, they only have it on VHS. I guess not enough people have the same amount of respect for him that I do to warrent making the move to DVD eh.. that's sad.

    It's really sad that right now, I'd actually kill for some late night, creepy F.E hotel action.. at least it provided me with some sort of sick entertainment.Although, last night, I did get some late night F.E action... but it wasn't of the hotel persuasion... ;) but no worries, I will leave it at that. Other wise, I may be looked upon with some degree of shame. LoL I think that's definately only a Marina story.
    Speaking of Marina.... where the hell is she??? I haven't talked to her in like forever! Not since I yelled at her for not seeing her over Christmas.

    I just had some bag of douche call me, looking for prices on rooms for February 16th... Valentines weekend, and he was bitching that the prices are a little more pricey. Listen bucko every horny man and his wife (or 'other woman') are looking for rooms to get away from their little kiddies, and have some naughty V-Day rompage. And I don't set the prices, I do as I'm told.. so don't whine to me for you being a cheap fuck (haha that just seemed to fit with the whole talking of V-Day romping and all)I wonder if the contraction of STDs and other diseases goes up on V-Day?? They should do a poll, and maybe rename it "VD-Day" LoL
    Ohh god, sometimes my sence of humour kills me.

    * I wish I had one of those Fill Out Thingies.. *
    I miss filling them out pour vous

    Ahhh well.... maybe next time eh.....

    star.avec.leaf

    January 13, 2008

    That's what you get.. when you let your heart win

    Sorry!!!
    I came home after my little Telus visit.. and went to sleep, haha I was soo tired.
    -I miss my phone already! Even though I did nothing but curse it on a saily basis due to the fact that it's SHIT (though according to Telus, 'There best phone') This loaner phone is LAAAME and I don't like it! It's so fat and awkward! :(

    This isn't much, it just made me laugh so I felt the need to share it with you :) I was extremely bord at work today, so I was looking up all the random hotels in the Falls, and what sort of fun packages they offer. This one took the cake!

    First: Look at the deal *Deal*
    (it's kinda crappy.. but it basically says "blah blah blah $20 in Esso Gas")

    I just thought it was funny, cuz the first thing that popped into my brain was "Stay with us at *******! We give you gas!"
    What better way to get the peeps into your hotel eh!

    Also, there were these really odd Hill-Billy type folk in my lobby today, for like an hour "waiting for their ride" and they were talking quite loudly about masturbation.. and how cuuute one of my co-workers were..
    Yeeeeah, the one chick was like 300 lbs, and all 3 chicks looked like they played for the wrong team. However they thought "my work cutie" was a cutie.. LoL figure that one out!

    **53 Days**

    PS: Candace, I'm gonna buy you this...... it will help solve your little problem HAHA (hell, I'd buy it for me..) :p
    *Click Here for your Prezzie* (and love it!)

    Kisses

    January 9, 2008

    in.the.business.of.misery.let's.take.it.from.the.top

    Candace.. I'm sorry that I haven't been writing, I have nothing fun or exciting to write about :(
    Ummm..... Like you said, it's now 57 days till Cuuuuuba !! I'm tres, tres excited

    I drew this (pour vous) -> ******
    So like... no LOVE it!

    Hmm, yeah, I really ain't got shit for this thing.
    How about I sing to you! I haven't done that in a while and a bit :) LoL
    Now the question is however, what do I sing to you..

    Ooooo, I like this song! Thank you iTunes!

    You can't quit until you try,
    You can't live until you die.
    You can't learn to tell the truth,
    Until you learn to lie..

    You can't breathe until you choke,
    You gotta laugh when you're the joke.
    There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.

    Just open your eyes,
    Just open your eyes,
    And see that life is beautiful.
    Will you swear on your life,
    That no one will cry, at my funeral... [music.note]

    aaaaaaaaaand that's enough hahahaha
    I think that successfully took up a nice little chunk of bloggy space eh. But I grow bored of this, so for now, this will have to do!
    I will write you a super-fantabulous blog when I have something more exciting to write about!

    [.like the whole me and twice last night, and once this morning thing. and that was after i may or may not have introduced my knee to a face (which was a COMPLETE accident!!) he should learn not to pin and tickle LoL.]
    But your little eyes are to sensitive for stories such as this ;) So that will have to wait till you're older

    This is too cuuute!! {So watch it!}

    The Cat & The Crow

    (did you send that link to me?? I can't remember...)

    star.avec.leaf x 47,000