Did YOU do the MONSTER MASH?!

In case you didn't get the comment I left after your comment...
YES to tea in bubble form, NO to it being your treat :p

Take it from Mr. Skellington!!




Boys and Girls of ev-er-y age, wouldn't you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see, this our town of Halloween...

We actually got some kids tonight.. we NEVER get kids.. they seem to avoid my house like the plague haha. I think it's due to my Crack Head neighbour, he scares me too.
But kids means less candy for me. I was all like.. Uhhh what the fuck are you doing giving those brats MY candy?!
Then I got yelled at, cuz the candy was bought for the kiddes, and not me apparently..
Who knew LoL

On a less Hallo-festive note: I officially hate this god damn mouse!! I'm about ready to throw it through a window *RoAr*

Ohhh!! And I forgot to mention this to you in my last entry..
After I got home from my visit with you (where I molested everything in your store LoL) I got this completely random msg from the 'dirrrty boy' that used to live down the street from you.. asking me to "come over and watch a movie" haha
I ain't retarded... a "movie" doesn't mean anything about film.. HAHA
So I was like umm, I don't think my boy would like that to much.. and he was all like "ohhh..." then he stopped talking to me LoL
I thought it was quite funny :p

Some pictures pour vous..
Aww! ..and then he bit her :s
My LiL Girl

**17 daysssss till my Birthday**

It's Time for Story Time with Ash :)

Candace;
This is for you.. since I've been lacking in the blog department.. and since I still didn't get to tell you my stories haha

Since you're pretty much the only person who reads this shit of mine anyway, no harm will be done.
HOWEVER: For all you randoms that may stumble upon this little jem I like to call mine. I shall warn you now, DO NOT read further if you're among the prude people. And if you do choose to read, do it at your own risk, and DON'T judge me... you don't know me, so nothing gives you that right! Bitches! :p

Story #1:

My little hike in the gorge.. LoL
That's all it started out as I SWEAR!! A nice nightly stroll through the pitch black gorge (with flash lights..) We made it down to the water.. and we were sitting on a rock, talking.. looking at stars, you know, all that gay shit. HaHa
Well, one thing led to another, and BAM haha
Then we noticed a creepy light on the other side of the river, and that's where the paranoid "Bush People" talk comes in. I really thought that someone was going to come, and eat my skin. Add in that scary random Inook Shook (sp? definitely!) LoL It was very Blair Witch haha. Although I was assured that nothing would ever happen to me, cuz he wouldn't let it. I was creeped out.. that didn't stop me from doing it again though haha (so that's like 2 stories in one.. haha, how's that for bargain :p)

Story #2:

Involves the back seat of my car... on a dark F.E. back road(ish place) but that's not really a story, that's just plain slutty lmao.

Story #3:

I was pretty proud of this one.. I deserve like an Oscar or something!!
I was on my way home one night, and I got my first speeding ticket LoL
I was clearly doing like 140kpm and I got pulled over.. I was like "FUCK" !! He came up to my window... and I started balling my little eyes out. He was like "Do you know how fast you were going?" And I was like "I thought I was only doing like 120, but I just got into a fight with my boyfriend"
So he went back to his car... for like 5 minutes (it felt like forever!) and when he came back.. he was like "I still have to give you a ticket, however I'm going to say that you were only doing 110, so that it's only a 40$ fine, and no points, as opposed to like a 300$ fine, and 4 points. Does this car have cruise? Just set it at around 110, 115, and that way no one will bother you ok? Now drive home safe.."

I can honestly say, I laughed my ass off the whole way home cuz I got away with that LoL
But I'm not gonna lie, I was shitting my pants :s
Definitely deserve an award for that performance!! HaHa

But yeah, I think that's pretty much everything for now... I'm sure there's more, but I'm sleepy, head-achy, and blah.

P.S. you never told me your stories missy!!!

We're lost in this, but it feels like home

With the summer now long gone, I think it's safe to say that it was one of the worst!
I did a whole lot of sweet fuck all :s
Ahh, and with my lovely tonsil removal thrown right smack in the middle.. that took my chances of fun down another level LoL.

*Go Me*

All I did was work, work, work. So much work.. and all for what?! NOTHING! I earned a few nicknames.. most of which I think should be nonexistent.
Squeek, Smashley, Smidget, Smurffette, DaVito (yes, as in Danny.. don't ask) I'm sure there were more, but I had a new one every day.. so it's a little hard to keep track.
I met some very interesting people.
[*] The lady who had the crazy idea to point out that I was short, as if I didn't already know.
[*] The annoying guy from N'Orleans who wouldn't leave me alone.. it was soo hard to understand this child, and he felt the need to talk to me. And tell me that he was 25 years old, and had never been to a club or drank alcohol. But those were his plans for the evening. Ugh! I don't care psycho! Go jump over the Falls please!
[*] And of course, I can't forget the Colombian Drug Lord.. CDL haha. He wasn't really a CDL, it's just the first time I saw him he was dressed like one all in white with the fedora and such. From that moment on, I was obsessed! Every time I knew he was bringing a group in, I got excited. (But it was just cuz of his hat I swear!)

Oooo, I also found out a very interesting piece of info on the owners of the Inn..
apart from their personal life which is just whaaaaaacked. To whacked for me to write about, so if you want the info on that bad boy, you're gonna have to ask nice. :)
However.. apparently back in the mid-80s Mr went half-zies on a little piece of property known as the Skylon Tower for a cool $18 million (CASH) Two years later, he was bought out for a measly $13 million (CASH) -- and yes! I did say million!
BUT Mrs.. still owns all the property under the Skylon, so when the lease is up in 2064, everything goes back to her.. well, her family, cuz she'll be long dead.
Isn't that insanity!!
I've gotta get in all cozy with them folks! LoL

Boo, to much work..
I'm finally getting my much needed/wanted vacation!! Wooooo Hooooo!!
March 6 - 20!!
Hotel Ancon in Trinidad!!
Ahhhh I'm gonna be soakin' up the sun in Cuuuuba!! [Look how pretty!]

Of course, I can't forget the only thing that kept me sane... Mr. Hipbones himself [hehe, sorry darlin' :p]
Riiichie.
Even though according to your mum "you're corrupting me"
I told you, corruption is not possible, we'll just leave last weeks Gorge incident out of it ;)
But that was oh so fun.. even with the scary people on the other side of the river with their light.. and the fear of the nonexistent 'Bush People' that were going to harvest my flesh.
*Mmwah*

Looking at you, holding my breath
For once in my life, I'm scared to death
I'm taking a chance, letting you inside.. [music.note]

Heeeeere turkey, turkey!

Happy Turkey Day!!

This little girl ate sooo much :s but it was oh so deeelicious.
First of all, Congrats to my Gram for once again (like always) cooking the yummiest of all yumm food!
It was however another holiday family get together that I loathe.. haha. I can stand my family in only small doses. To much, and they annoy the HELL out of me!
The day started out with all the male members of the family going golfing.. and when they arrived for dinner lets just say they were a little.. what's the word.. SMASHED. Big mistake right there. It ended in my dad and my uncle throwing food, and my uncle losing after he took a handful of squash in the face.. Yeah, that's how we roll in my family :s (and they wonder why I wake up every morning and hope to god I'm adopted)
Also there was the admittance from my Papa (also quite drunk..) that I am in fact his favourite LoL. Not that I didn't already know that :p

All and all, by 10:00 I was ready to get out of there.. but I had to wait for my dad, since I was his ride home.. I finally dragged him out, and he was so angry that I made him leave he didn't talk to me the whole way home. Doesn't bother me any.. I was ready to leave him there, I was to tired, and getting cranky. My family is hard enough to take a lot of when they're sober... when they're drunk FORGET ABOUT IT!

(WoW.. almost a whole month between this post and my last! That's a little sad)
One of these days, I'll have to sit down and write a good one.
A "Summer Recap" if you will. That won't be tonight however.. me to sleepy. I've got the turkey coma goin' on :p

Ciao!
P.S. Happy Birthday to my Papa (yesterday) xox