All we hear is, Radio GaGa..

WoW, I've been neglecting this little girl (or boy, not to sure of the sex of my blog)

I went to see We Will Rock You in the T.Dot with my mommy
IT WAS AH-MAZING!!
Seriously, I recommend that EVERYONE goes to see it! I want to see it again! (as long as I don't get stuck sitting behind the man with the gigantic head again) hahaha

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger now he's dead,

Mama, life has just begun,

But now I've gone and thrown it all away...

** Sorry, I'll resume this later, I have an 'engagement' LoL**

Candace.. I miss you, and I keep forgetting to send out your damn letter!! Haha, I've had it written for like a week and a half now (well, since the 18th)
P.S. How come you write on everyone else's facebook and not mine!?! Jerk-Monkey!

"So, I'm a roadie, and a groupie? That means I'll have to have sex with myself.. No change there then" - Pop [We Will Rock You]

I'll write more lates!!

*edit*
July 23 // 12:30am

Damn not being able to sleep.. I have to get up soon for work!

Today, I met the HOTTEST German guys ever! WoW... the one guy had the most gorgeous blue eyes ever! They like made me excited in the pants just looking at them.
Also there was a man that came to inquire about our wireless internet services... and he was wearing a black wife beater with bright pink corduroy pants. It had to be the single greatest thing I've ever seen. I had to excuse myself to the back because I couldn't hold in my laughter.

"I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf" - Robert Bloch

-[25 days till I'm tonsil free]-

Cheers
-Ash

- There's no distance in between, I'll be all you need and more -

It's 1,2,3, the kids love the monkey..

Set your iPod (or whatever) to shuffle and use the songs that come up to answer the following questions, sticking to the order and not skipping over any of the songs

*Some of them are pretty funny, and others are laaaaaaaaaaame*

1. How does the world see you?
Feelin' You - 3LW
2. Will I have a happy life?
Rainbows N Stuff - ICP
3. What do my friends think of me?
Far Away - 12 Stones
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Little Razorblade - The Pink Spiders
5. How can I make myself happy?
Phone Sex - Next (hahahahaha!)
6. What should I do with my life?
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
7. Will I ever have children?
Wake Up - Coheed and Cambria
8. What is some good advice for me?
Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
9. How will I be remembered?
Faith - Limp Bizket
10. What's my signature dance song?
Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden
11. What's my current theme song?
Pushit - Tool
12. What do others think my current theme song is?
Red Letter Days - The Ordinary Boys
13. What shall they play at my funeral?
Lost One - Jay Z
14. What type of men do I like?
Like A Boy - Ciara
15. How's my love life?
Light my Candle - The RENT Soundtrack

there.can.be.no.rainbow.without.a.cloud.&.a.storm

Candace... since you were whining about my lack of a new blog -this blogs for you- (and sorry for ripping off Budweiser)

**HAPPY CANADA DAY** [yesterday]

Work has been soo busy!! Today I went into work for 10, only to get there and find out that they had changed my schedule and forgot to tell me. So I had to come home for like an hour and a bit, and be back in for 12. *Damn Them! Idiots!*
I HATE tourists!! I went to my mom's the other day after work and it took me 45 minutes just to get out of down town. Anyone w ho knows me knows my patience... LoL and let's just say I was piiiissed!!

I swear, tourists get dumber every year.. I gave this one family directions to the hotel like 4 times over the phone, and they still said they had trouble finding the place. And the other day same thing... it was "Ok, we can see the entrance to Marineland" So I told them to look for the huge parking lot which is right beside the entrance to Marineland and turn left at those lights to get on the parkway, and find us... NOT HARD. Then I got "Well, we don't see any parking lot" Uhh, if you're at the effing entrance how the hell can you not see the parking lot?!?! It's massive!!

I've also gained another work nickname... this one I'm not really a fan of. 'Smurfette' ... Smurfette was a WHORE! She was the only girl Smurf, and there was always lots of little Smurf babies. So unless she was the Smurf's version of the Virgin Mary... Sssssslut!!!
So you guys can smurf off, or smurf yourselves! LoL

I took this video on my phone, and I have to say Tiger is the dumbest cat in the history of dumb cats. Apparently his tail is evil, and he wants it dead.
*-Watch Me-*

Anyway, I'm tired as eff.. back into work in the a.m for 10 (for real this time, not like that fake 10 in the a.m)
Candia, I miss you! OHH!! I had a man come into the hotel the other day (yesterday possibly) and his last name was CANDIA!!!! I was sooo excited!!

Au Revoir
-Ash

- So go on and let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more -