who will read my blogs now?

Weirdest night ever..
I get this random message from this dude on my msn I don't even have any idea where he came from... but he was all like inviting me to go roller-blading with his and such :s haha

Oooookay Crack-Fiend!

GUH! Also, today.. my stupid brother gave me like the biggest bruise on my hand! Him and his damn Jiu-Jitsu *shakey fist*

Life is short so;
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably...
Never regret anything that made you smile.

Ciao
-Ash

- You know you too delicious more than I can handle -

look for the rainbow in every storm..

GREAT! Now on top of my bitch strep throat.. I'm pretty sure I'm getting a sty. Either that, or some crazy ass eye infection. -> Pretty much my eye is being super gross and oozy :s I've been sitting here all night with a hot cloth on it trying to make it stop [typing this with one hand is crazy fun! ..I need like an eye patch to hold this bitch on.]

Also.. Candis, I'm soo sorry that I missed your little Sushi party :( but as you can tell I'm pretty much falling apart [just call me "Ol' Swollen-Throat-Oozy-Eye"]
I hope you had an amazing time!!
I'm sorry my yesterday blog made you sad.. I didn't mean for it to do that. And I did use your LiveJournal to leave you a comment yesterday, but I don't like commenting on there as much.. makes me feel a little awkward. Not to sure why BUT IT DOES! haha

-My hand is all pruney from this damn hot cloth *cries*-

Anyway, gonna go re-wet this cloth.. and maybe close my one good eye.

star.avec.leaf

-Ash

- Remember when you said that you would change, don't let me down -

to candia; since your blog is gay

[*I apologize in advance to all the others who might read this, and might start believing I'm on crack, or some other kind of narcotic... I ASSURE YOU I AM NOT =)*]

Caaaaaaaaaaandia.. why does your blog/Windows Live Space hate me?! I'm quickly running out of time in which I can leave you my kick ass comments, and it has to go and do this to me.
I'm sort of thinking that it may have something to do with this computer though.. due to the fact that after a while [like 2 minutes of being on it] I can't access Hotmail just by clicking the little thing, I have to do it the hard way. So, that might also have something to do with the whole 'Your blog being lame' as well.

I've come to the conclusion that I'm dying.. I'm now out of drugs, and my throat is still all swollen and nasty :s Yeah, not good times... so I think I'm gonna have to go back to that quack tomorrow and demand more pills [like a true junkie] I just want to be better! *ROAR*

Also, this god damn paint smell in the lobby ISN'T HELPING! I'm pretty sure it's frying all my brain cells as I type this.. which isn't good, cuz really, I don't think I have to many up there to begin with. HAHA
But, seriously.. they painted in here like last Sunday. You would think that the smell would be gone. No? Or at least not as strong. *GUH*

When do you leave again? The 28th right.... boo to that!! That's like tomorrow!! *cries* Well, just in case this is the last comment I get to leave you... Here's some advice [from your friendly neighbourhood...... NOT SPIDERMAN! But Little Girl who *hearts* you lots]
(*) Don't wipe with POISON IVY.... or poison anything, unless it's in PIZZA form.
(*) Make friends with all the HAWT Aussie, and English boys... and show them pictures of your hot friend [a.k.a ME] haha
(*) And finally.. PROMISE me that if you see any big rotting men in hockey masks wheelding a machette [or other objects used to stab, or cause bodily injury resulting in death] you will run away! And if movies have taught me anything >> there's really no where to hide, and no matter how fast you run he WILL catch you even though he walks and keeps a cool head. So in that case try to make friends!!
P.S. I want an autograph and a picture!

Ohh, and also... one song for the road :) hmm.... must think of a good one....
[sorry, this was the first thing that came to mind..]

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd,
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo.
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd,
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo.
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard,
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo.
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard,
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo. [music.note]

Ok, one more.. haha, cuz that one's not all that fun. But sticking with The Sound Of Music theme

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.
Brown paper packages tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels,
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes.
Silver white winters that melt into springs,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad. [music.note]

Damn it, now I really wanna watch that movie, and continue singing to you!! But I suppose I should get my work done... :s GOD how dare they force me to do stuff! WoW, this is like the longest thing I've ever left! I'm excited to write you letters and use my super fun envelops! :) And no worries, I will spare you the story about the weekend when the hockey boys were here :) I prefer SOCCER BOYS anyway.

If I don't talk to you [which I better *shakey fist*] BE SAFE!! And don't do anything that I would do! That will get you into trouble my dear!

-Ash

All I know is,
You've got to give me everything.
Nothing less cause,
You know I give you all of me.
I give you everything that I am,
I'm handin' over everything that I've got.
Cause I wanna have a really true love,
Don't ever wanna have to go and give you up. -[music.note]-

if this never happens again, i will be a happy girl

Me thinks it's about time for a big bloggy...

This damn lobby is giving me a head-ache! Apparently there were guys here today painting the ceiling.. due to the water marks. It smells sooo BAD!! By the time I leave here in the a.m I'm gonna be high as a mofo.. cuz I don't feel safe leaving the damn door open, and this building has a sever lack of windows that open. :s It doesn't even smell like just paint though, it's more of a combination of paint, and burning wood. No idea where the burning smell comes from, but I think it raises a little cause for concern.

I'm so glad this weekend is over! Seriously, if I had to put up with one more night of that shit, I would have lost it!
Saturday, wasn't bad... it was good times drinkin' with a bunch of hot boys. It was all in fun [with the exception of my antics later.... that was pretty dumb, but what are ya gonna do.. and he was hot]
But Sunday.... that was HORRID!! > Candace, you may want to shield your eyes.. <

First there was the near molestation by the American Eagle boy... who looked A LOT like my cousin Shawn [so it was super creepy all around] yeah that wasn't fun. Kept trying to get me to 'sit on his lap' and kissing my hand, and trying to give me a massage and such :s That one was near having the cops called. But then his other friends came back, so he went to bed and I figured all would be well cuz those were the boys I was having fun with the night before. Yeah NO!

They came in all smashed out of their faces, and things just got worse from there. There were many requests for me to get naked, give hummers, and spank people.
The one guy came behind my counter, pulled his pants down and said "Spank me.. and I want it hard"
Then I got an "I'm really horny, can I have a hummer.. I hear you give good ones... and then can I give you the motorboat?"
Oh, and my favourite "I don't wanna brag, but I'm good.. I bet I could make you cum like 7 or 8 times before I'm done with you...... I'm native so I'm allowed to be that blunt"

**Can you say UNCOMFORTABLE much?! I sure as hell can.. me being the SHYEST KID EVER!**

I finally got them all to go to bed around 5am, and then Mr. Motorboat comes back out here in his underwear mind you.. to ask for some Advil, and ask if I like kinky sex. So I gave him some Advil.. he asked me once more if he could gimmie the motorboat, and then went to bed.
Only to have 'The Blunt Native' come out in his underwear [and not like boxers.. he had on like these little bikini undies.. fucking sick] he made a bagel while continuing to tell me how good he was at... you know... I finally got that mofo to bed at like 5:50. So I had like half an hour to get all the breakfast shit and everything out. I really wanted to cry.

I thought FOR SURE I was gonna get bitched at when I came in tonight, but thankfully nothing was said about noise or anything. If I never encounter another weekend like that [full of drunks, and my stupid, stupid antics] it will be to soon!!

On the plus side though, I now have another reason to loove the owner's son. HA.. I was originally only gonna have one day off this week, due to this place's love for screwing me over.. and no one wanting to work nights. But the owner's son said that he would cover the extra shift so that I wouldn't have to. So nice of him :)
So I once again have Tuesday & Wednesday off.

Ciao 4 Now
-Ash

- I'm not broke, but you can see the cracks. You can make me perfect again -

before it's to late, what about now

Effing throat bitch!! I want you to get better without being cut out!
Cuz really... the thought of having a knife down my throat [yet again] *yikes* makes me very sad. It probably wasn't a good idea that I was reading about what the whole cutting of the tonsils includes either. :s I read one paragraph of that... and then about how they performed the first tonsillectomy and I was done. All light-headed, and hyperventilating and such, it wasn't pretty.

The fact that I haven't been sleeping well also probably hasn't helped the whole me not being sick factor..

All I want right now is sleep + a niice hot bath + a massage *nudge, nudge* Seeeean..... haha you need to come gimmie a massage pleeeeeeeease :)

Also CANDACE!! You have to learn to sleep better!! Otherwise, I'm gonna infect you with my strep throat - tonsillitis. Is that what you want?? Yeah, I didn't think so haha
Microsoft was lame again.. so good luck with your exams! {Take home or other wise} And you better have went to sleep when I told you to! HA
Here's a song for good luck :) [No idea why I picked this... just humour me]

The heart is a bloom, Shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room, No space to rent in this town.
You're out of luck, And the reason that you had to care
The traffic is stuck, And you're not moving anywhere ...........
It's a beautiful day, Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day, Don't let it get away [music.note]

Funniest Shit Ever.... haha these two people came in last night. They showed up in different cars, from F.E and wanted a room upstairs, with a queen size bed. Hmmmm, I wonder what they were planning to do eh ;) haha *shudder*

Lates
-Ash

- Anytime my world gets crazy, all I have to do to calm it, is just think of you -

5 miso soup, 4 seaweed salad, 3 soy burgers, 2 tofu dog platters..

{and one pasta with meatless balls..} Sorry, I was watching RENT

Grrr, Candace, I really hate Microsoft!

Once again, it wouldn't let me into your stupid thing! That makes me angry!
I just watched this crazzzy dude on TV, he was like the Afro painter with the happy little clouds, only with more anger, and scariness.
[It was a French show so I don't really know what was going on...] but there was all this crazy tribal music, and he was just like finger painting.. only it was more like fist painting. With all kinds of punching, and scratching... he was a very pissed off little man! I think his name was Jean Pierre, or it could have been Cereal, the announcer man kept throwin' that out a lot as well.

I so wanted to sing for you in your comment tonight too... damn Windows bull shit!

But, good luck on your exams today [if you have any] :) You will kick some serious ass!
star.avec.leaf x 16546 <- total random number smashing right there

::Anyone else who reads this is gonna thing 'What the fuck?!' I'M NOT ON CRACK! No worries!::

Au Revoir
-Ash

- I look around me, and I want you to be there.. -

Candis - pour vous

Candace... I had an AWESOME comment all written on your bloggy and then thee bitch froze on me!! And wouldn't let me back in!!
It was such an amazing comment!
All about putting the lime in the coconut and drinking it all up. [but being sure to make sure there was no monkey fuckin' that coconut] and Llamas named Candia that I found a picture of on G00gle the other day, but that I can't seem to find now :( *tear*

It was truly a comment masterpiece

But I think I'm gonna go have a nap now, cuz I have nothing better to do haha

star.avec.leaf

Late-a Gate-a
-Ash

- You do something that I just can't explain, want to be next to ya every single day -

ah, just like old times baby boi <3

I can't believe you fell asleep on me!! Haha, you silly boy... however I did kinda miss the whole you staying up with me till 3am [even though you had to be up for 6] and just randomly passing out in front of your computer making me worry that something was wrong. Only to get a TEXT in the morning saying how sorry you are that you didn't say g'night and for making me worry.
*You're SOO cute!* See, no one makes me smile the way that you do gorgeous... and I know I tell you this like everyday, but you do something to me that no one else ever has or ever will do. Which is why you should be all mine hehe.

-- This has been one of the best nights I've had at work in a long time though : ) No drunk hockey peeps, and a convo with the bestest boy ever. The only down side, it that I'm sick. *boo to that* --

Also Candia... why are you being mean to me?? Did I offend you with the whole Easter comment thing?? You're making my heart sad. :(
Since it won't let me log onto your little bloggy doo-dad:..

(*)Have.Fun.At.Schoolie.School(*) + star.avec.leaf

Ohh!! And I'm not sure if you remember, that little creepy kid from Ottawa that was staying here back in like October?? He was here for like 3 weeks, and was like in love with me?? Anyway, he called here last night :s Yeah, it was like 3am and I answered the phone and he was all like "Hey, this is [blank] from Ottawa.. do you remember me?" Then he went on to tell me how he's gonna be in N.O.T.L sometime in May, and how he would love to see me.. blah blah blah. And how he wants to send me a train ticket cuz he wants me to come to Ottawa.. blah blah blah. And that he will pay for everything, and I should move there, and he would find me a great job etc. I was like uhh, you're a little creeper who probably wants to eat my skin.. why are you phoning me, and not dropping dead?? Cuz really, that shit has 'BAD NEWS' written all over it! :s *shudder*

Lates
-Ash

- I don't know how I ever got by without you, and every night I thank the universe that I found you -

What a Night from Hell

Oh God.... I want this whole hockey team dead!! Parents, boys, all of them!! I guess they can't help being fucktards, they are from Hammy.
These boy have got to be about 16 - 17 and they're all walking around drinking beer [leaving half empty bottles all over my halls, spilling...] smoking pot, making crazy amounts of noise, you know, the usual. And where are their parents through all this?? Down in the stair well, drinking, and being just as loud. They're as bad if not worse then their children... one of them even had the balls to blow smoke right into the security camera... not 5 minutes after I told them to take it outside.

--Some Choice Comments of the Night--

-When I asked the little ones to keep the noise down..
(*) "You've got quite the mouth.. wanna put it to good use"
-When I asked the "model" 'rents to please be quiet
(*) "She wanted it"
-Take #2 in asking the little ones to shut the fuck up, because people were sleeping
(*) "This boy likes men.." "No no, but I like you... want my number?"
-When I asked the 'rents to take the smoking 'all the way' outside [again] after Mr. Jackass blew smoke at my camera
(*) "What, you wanna go all the way?"
-After I yelled at some of the kiddies to stop banging on their little friend's door.. at 2am
(*) "Can I use your phone at the front desk? And can I have your number?"
-After the moron asked for my number, and I told him that he couldn't have it... but they all had to be quiet
(*) "You're a little bargainer aren'tcha"

I can't wait for tomorrow night, and the peace and quiet of this place minus these little bastards and their creepy ass fathers.

*Has Such a Headache*
-Ash

- I'm lost without you, can't help myself. How does it feel to know that I love ya baby -

* blah * '__'

So, tonight has been freakin' awesome... and it's only like 12:00

**First, Happy Birthday Richie..**

I'm pretty sure I'm dying, I've been like 'lancement vers le haut' for the past two days. :s And I really have not wanted to get outta my bed. But sadly, I had to come into work tonight, only to remember that we are full of not one but THREE hockey teams. The one isn't all that bad, cuz it's super little kiddies that were all in bed by like 8pm haha. But the other 2, are big, loud bastards. All of whom I want to die. I'm hoping they don't give me to much grief, cuz I'm really not in the mood to deal with them. I heard that they've already been screamed at several times, yet you know how hockey kids are.... THEY DON'T LISTEN! [That's why I like soccer boys ;)] Even Mr. Deslauriers, who is the NICEST French man ever [and that's probably the first and only time I will ever use those words in the same sentence] complained about them.. and threatened to kick their asses. It was good times.

Also, my computer is still effed... it worked for one day, and then it crapped out again *roar* Not to impressed.

Au Revior
-Ash

- First we get to talkin', then we get to touchin', if we get past the phone games we'll be.. *shhh* -

Somethin' just isn't right, I can feel it inside..

*** Success ***
I made it into work without near murder of any sort of 4 legged creature!!
Sorry wood-land bitches! I'm not gonna be the one to help you commit suicide!
(*) Whole family of deer chillin' on Hospitality Dr.
-DENIED!-
(*) Coyote attempting to cross the highway
-DENIED!-

Tonight has been some good times :s

I occupied myself reading all the lame ass Celebrity Gossip [Woo, F.U.N.] One thing that was really creepy was the article about Keith Richards apparently snorting the ashes of his dead father with some coke [Mmm, no draino for that man!] And I love this quote.. "It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." But just barely my dear, cuz I think you're as close to skeleton as one can get before being declared dead.. [just like Candace... haha]

I also got to deal with the creepy orgy man, who's still here *grrr* I found out today though, that he drives a really HOT Corvette.... like REALLY HOT.
1) Who in their right mind can afford a sexy car like that, and lower themself to stay at the Comfort Inn F.E...
and
2) Buy me a car like that orgy man, and I'll do anything you want :s haha *eww*

It really sucks that my computer is sick, I want it better! Hopefully I'll be able to get it in tomorrow, cuz I'm off... *crosses fingers* then I just have to worry about me getting over whatever the hell it is that I'm getting. Cuz "Sick Ash" is a very unhappy cranky Ash.

But yeah, I'm bored... so I think I'm gonna go find something to watch...

Ciao
-Ash

P.S. Sean... Where are you, it's been almost a week since I've talked to you, and I know you're work is crazzzy, and I've gone longer then this without talking to you. [almost completely losing my mind in the process] But I'm starting to worry... I hope everything is ok, and I miss you like crazzy. My comp. is messed, and I'm off for the next 2 days, call me kk!

- Good things come to girls who wait -

[*] april fools! [*]

Dear Comfort Inn Staff;
You can stop with this whole guilt trip bull shit. Cause I don't give a shit! When little missy only work 2 days a week, and I'm already being forced to work around her other job schedule. I'm not giving up one of my days off for her. Especially when I already have plans..
I very rarely ask for a day off, I take the days off that you jerks give me. I've already given up having my Friday off due to the fact that she has to work her other job on Saturday, and doesn't want to be up all night.
It's kinda hard to make plans, when you bitches give me days off, and then try to take them away *grrrr* I'm sick of being screwed over! So I'm not doing it anymore! You can all eff yourself.

---Do you ever have days when you just wanna tell someone to FUCK OFF and stop being ridiculously lame!?---
I've kinda got that feeling at the moment...