Whatever Happened To My 'Transylvania Twist' ? ♪

Guh.. I wanted to put a super fun 'Happy Halloween' picture here.. but this site blows and won't let me.. so..

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!!

Hope everyone has a good one.. make sure to steal lots of candy from the helpless little kiddies! [Nah, I joke, it's not nice to steal.. you could scar the poor little bastards for life]

..For those who don't know, my title is a lyric from the greatest Halloween song ever
-The Monster Mash- haha :p

Keep it Spooky!
-Ash

((15)) Dayz

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Hmm, I don't really have much to write.. it just feels weird if I don't write something while I'm at work haha.

3 days off!! TRES EXCITED!! I need to get outta here, this place is draining me of my goodness lol.

I finally bought a case for my digi-cam :) now I can take it places without fear of it being scratched.. I hate things that are scratched haha. It makes them look so ugly, like my poor celly :( And, I got to watch Space Balls, which is a great movie! Anything that makes fun of Star Wars.. has Rick Moranis, and a 'Mr. Coffee' next to a 'Mr. Radar' is ok by me!

Candace.. we need to go to the damn PUMPKIN PATCH! As well as get some TEA IN BUBBLE FORM!

..I want sleep :) sleep is good!

T00dles
-Ash

((16)) dayssss

..So I'll Say "I Hate You" For Tonight ♪

*Those song lyrics just seemed appropriate for a title*

Before I get to deep into this fury and forget: Candace, the random pictures I took for you are in my little photo album thingie :) even though you guys were all mean to me tonight, and you don't deserve them :p

I seem to be involved in this on going battle with my stupid car. My damn dad starts in on me about it at like 10:00.. I'm trying to finish getting ready for work, and I have him over my shoulder about every little god-damn thing. Talking to me like I'm stupid with the whole "even if you pay to fix the car.. there's no guarantee that something else won't go wrong.. but you have to pay to fix it, cuz if you try to sell it you'll be lucky to get $20 bucks for it" Yeah thanks dad.. I KNOW! I'm gonna end up spending about $1000 to fix this piece of shit.. just so I can sell it, and still be carless. Then he starts with the "oh, you have to go to the bank, and just ask about a loan.. find out what the monthly payments would be and such.." blah, blah, blah. Yeah thanks, I know this as well.. but why go if there's a chance that my car can be fixed?! I'm not gonna take out a loan for a car unless I absolutely have to.. cuz then I'll be paying the good people at BMO till I'm dead.. Guh, I'm just so fed up! I want to take a baseball bat to that damn car.. and then maybe turn it on him!
**If anyone's looking for birthday gift ideas pour moi.. a new car would be nice haha**

Anyway, I finally get him to shut up, and drive that gay ass 'Soccer Mom' van to work. Only to get here.. and have my rage fueled. The stupid skank that was working.. the one that's been here a week.. whom which I trained.. starts telling me how to do my job. Hold up there sweet heart! First of all I HATE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO! Especially when it's from someone who's worked here a hell of a lot less then I have. Don't even try it.. cuz I'll bitch slap the shit outta you! I'm not proud of the fact that I've worked here as long as the god damn manager.. but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take orders from a married mom of 3 kiddies who likes to screw off to rooms with the guests while training!
As soon as the new year rolls around, and I can say that I've been here for a year.. I'm out! I can't take this shit anymore. Workin' with a bunch of crack heads who think that I don't know what I'm doing, just cuz I'm younger then them. Eff that!
Then.. to make my night complete.. I have to work for an extra hour due to the clock change and the damn power went out, only for like 10 minutes, but still. I'm so glad that we're full of old people, so they were all asleep. You gotta love playing with a giant power switch in the fuse box when you can't see a damn thing! Even more so when someone moves the flash light so you have no idea where it is. When I finally got the power back on.. I kept getting error messages from the computers, so I got to do my most favourite thing in the world.. CALL PROPERTY SUPPORT! *Hooray* Bunch of nerdy geeks who think they know everything about everything, just shut up and fix this damn computer! Thank god the problem was simple and they fixed it pronto.. cuz if I had to listen to them, I think I would have reached through the phone and hit them. :)

On the plus side.. I didn't get any 'proposals' to join anyone in bed tonight.. gorgeous or otherwise..

The only good part of the night was watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Showcase.. it was cut to shit, but the whole chopping off an arm with a meat cleaver is pure cinematic brilliance.

If I don't get out of this bad luck soon.. I'm gonna be one unhappy camper :( I just feel like a horrible person.. cuz I've been snapping on everyone lately.. and that's not me..

Toodles
-Ash

((17)) not that I give a shit anymore

Untitled. .

~HAPPY HALLOWEEKEND~

As a kid, I always hated when Halloween fell on a week day.. I mean, c'mon.. you're all super hyped up about getting enough candy to rot every tooth out of your little head, and then you still have to worry about getting up early to go to school the next day. What is that?! I always said that they should make the day after Halloween a holiday.
But, now that I'm older.. it's just another day really.. one in which I like to stay home, and watch horror movies and hand out candy to the few little brats that come to my door. I never really understood why no kids ever come to my house.. we leave plenty of lights on, and have the pumpkins and such. Now I think it's because they want to avoid my crack-head neighbour.. haha. So I sit there, and watch them walk down the street going to every house, except mine [and the crack-head neighbour's] and laugh as I eat all the candy myself. T.S. for you kiddies.. cuz this is some quality candy we got goin' on here!

Well, I was gonna say another boring night at the Comfort Inn.. but I just had the creepiest thing happen. Maybe it just seems more creepy cuz it's dark, and I'm in the middle of no where.. but it was creepy.
-This black Monte pulled up outside the front door, and at first I was like whatever.. dude wants a room. But he never got out of the car, he just sat there with the car running for like 15 minutes. Then this other brownish car pulled up, a guy got out of the passenger side, and went over and started talking to the guy in the Monte.. They talked for probably a good 10 minutes, then they both pulled off to the side parking lot, and just sat there, cars running, lights on, etc. The whole time I was watching them in the camera thinking what the hell are they doing?! Are they gonna rob me?! Then they took off around the back of the building.. and I followed them down the hallway and was watching them out one of the side doors. I heard what sounding like shouting.. and power tools [like something was being drilled] and then they both drove out of the parking lot. ~I'm scared..~ haha

However, that will more then likely be the only form of 'excitement' I have all night.. cuz we're cool like that. *Sigh* I really think I need some excitement in my life.. something new, I think I'm getting bored..

Ugh!! Do you know what these jerks did?!? They took my couches out of the lobby!! And replaced them with these hoity-toity bestro table and chair thingies! WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW?! I can't even go over there and watch t.v. cuz those chairs are so not comfy! Bring back my couches or I'll burn this place to the ground! Then what good are your stupid little tables gonna do?! Huh?! *Oops, did I say that out loud..* :)

--I keep hearing all these strange noises, make them stop--
..I just checked in the cuuutest boy, and he kept calling me hun haha

Things that Ash wants pronto:..
-My Monte back .. or a new car if I have to go down that path
-My Vacation [November 14 - 21]
-My Birthday.. during which I plan to get trashed ;)
-My Boy
-Pumpkin Seeds & Candy Corn
&
-The pictures from the T.Dot [Marina.....] haha

Cheers
-Ash
((18)) dayzz till the birthday

TWELVE HOURS. . UGH!

I get 3 days off.. only to come in and have to work TWELVE HOURS!! Ugh.. 7pm - 7am that extra 4 hours sucks balls.. and is killing me! I really don't know how you can work these crazy hours everyday, cuz really, it's hard! On top of having to come in at 7, I had to fix everything that was fucked up over the past 3 days I was off. *Grrr*

I had to drive the stupid van again, cuz my monte is still a bitch and I have no idea what's wrong with it :( *Monte, I promise to never swear at you again.. just let me drive you* I really don't want to have to buy a new car, with money that I don't really have.

I had to train tonight.. guh.. I hate training!! The girl I trained seems pretty cool, however I have heard some stories about her previous training.. and how she snuck off to a room with some guy while training. And to make matters worse, she's married, and has 3 little kiddies. *yikes* But whatever floats your boat I suppose, I don't judge hehe, I have no right :p

I was really expecting an appearance from "Super Bitch Ash" by the time the night was through.. And just when I think my night had hit rock bottom.. I get the best random text message EVER! *You always seem to know when I'm having a shitty time, and you can always make it better*

I want my vacation!! I can't wait to have my week outta here!!
..I need some breakfast haha

-Ash
((19)) dayz till the birthday >> & I wanna spend it with you!

Ode To Stephen Fuck-Face

Ohh Steve... you've done it again, you disgusting, despicable little rodent. How do you sleep at night?! DO YOU NOT HAVE A SOUL?!
**The owner of this hotel sucks more cock then a prostitute on a good night**

I'm not in the door 5 minutes, and I've got this poor girl telling me you made her cry, over the phone.. IT WAS HER FIRST DAMN SHIFT BY HERSELF! And to make this story worse, in the middle of her telling me this.. you call again, and OH HOORAY you want to talk to me. What's the first thing you say to me.. "I don't think this girl knows what she's doing" This is her first time by herself asshole, give her a break!! Then you continue to tell me that I don't know how to do my job. Sorry sweet heart, but I've been here almost a year, I think I know what the fuck I'm doing! Then you want me to put this poor girl back on the phone, you can't even remember her name, and you want to yell at her more. You yell at her for a good 15 minutes, insulting her intelligence, and her knowledge of everything ... long story short ... making her cry AGAIN you heartless piece of shit. She leaves the building in tears, and I felt soo terrible!

Then not 5 minutes later.. you call again.. trying to make up all these lies, to make yourself feel better about being a dick! "Oh, I was trying to get through to the hotel, and I let it ring and ring, and then when I finally got through.. she said she was on the phone with someone important" No, from the time I've spent with her... I know she wouldn't do that darlin' so you're full of shit! "Well, she won't be coming back to the hotel.. I don't think she's qualified to work for me" Dude.. you're not even qualified to work for you.. you have no idea what the fuck you're doing with anything! The only thing you're good at, is annoying the fuck out of people.. and whining about how much you should be making. I sometimes.. no, make that 95% of the time, want to gouge out your eyes with rusty spoons, and shove them down your throat. :)

Let me tell you what I, and everyone else here [guests and staff alike] think of you my dear. Your a pain in the ass annoying little rodent man who thinks only of himself, and wishes to make as much profit off people that he can. You know jack shit about being a business man, you're rude to your staff, and to your guests. You whine every time you have to actually put money into this shit hole you call a hotel.. and I'm pretty sure that if you were to drop dead, or disappear off the face of the earth.. NO ONE would miss you. I don't even think you're little mail-order wifey or your adorable little boy would miss you.. they might miss your money.. but they can always find that somewhere better. I can see it now, you're gonna be the old man that has no one attend his funeral.. cuz you've fucked over everyone that you think is beneath you. You're just digging yourself into a dark hole, and pretty soon nobody's gonna want to get you out.

-Ash

((23)) till my birfday!

On The Road To Sweeet Recovery :)

Yay, I managed to scam an extra 2 days off work due to this evil throat of mine. Which seems to be on the mend! Not only am I swallowing liquids like a champ.. but today, I ATE A SANDWICH! It took me about an hour.. but you have no idea how excited I was to be eating solid food! If I never see another popcicle again it will be to soon, it was brutal having to survive on those for 3 days.. and not even be able to swallow it.. just spit it into a cup :s

Firstly: To you Kath.. who covered my shifts, and who was even willing to pull a double just for me all so I could stay home and rest. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! No one else here would be willing to do that. You rock hard core!! Good luck with everything!!
*Good-Byes are never fun.. but tonight sucked! I will truly miss you!*

Now, to my doctors.. who still don't know what I have.. to the leeches who were so willing to take my blood only to let it CLOT, and then have the nerve to call me back so they could steal more.. and to the ones that just wrote me a prescription for more drugs, just to shut me up. SCREW YOU ALL! I HATE YOU! AND WISH BAD THINGS UPON YOU! :)

I'm soo happy to be feeling better!! I love being able to eat.. and talk without sounding like Linda Blair.. with like 14 different vocal noises flying out every time I try to speak.. that was creepy :s But aww, I found out yesterday that my sweet boy is sick :( and he's super stubborn.. like me.. *you know you are :p* and he will continue working like 47 hours a day even though he feels like death.. *Get some rest.. and if need be, meds cutie!! Or I'll come and kick your ass!*

Now, on to business with my normal nightly work blabber :)
The Comfort Inn is at maximum capacity tonight, for reasons of which are unknown to me.. I hear that a lot of Buffalo is still without power due to that bitch of a storm a few weeks ago, apparently there's some marathon going on, oh, and there's some boys here for a football game.. one of whom just told me that I was "absolutely gorgeous" lol crazy Yanks.. he was a pretty cute Yank though :p

Marina.. your lap top battery blows! I depend on you to keep me company *whine*
Candace.. you really have to write me something new, I can't write you fun comments about hot American boys who tell me I'm gorgeous.. and curse on such an entry. It would be very disrespectful, and I could just never bring myself to do it..

Well... I think that's all she wrote folks... not much else to tell tonight. Other then that I'M STARVING! AND WOULD KILL FOR MC DONALDS RIGHT NOW! haha

Cheers
-Ash

((24)) <-- Dayz till my Birthday & Mina's cuz we're Birthday Twins!

Shit Blog To End All Shit Blogs

How much do you think it would hurt to have my throat viciously ripped out by some form of big wild animal with huge claws? Preferably like a tiger.. no, on second thought, I want something meaner..

It would have to hurt less then this god damn infection!! I finally break down and drag myself to the doctor today -and for anyone that knows me, you know that I'm as stubborn as they come, and only venture to the doctor if I'm on the verge of DEATH- but anyway, I went to the doctor, actually, the Walk-In Clinic.. cuz my doctor had to be an asshole, and go retire.. pfft!

Anyway, I get there.. they stick my in this little room, that smells like a hospital *gag* with that stupid little paper on the bed, and I begin to wait. Like 20 minutes go by, and finally the little bastard comes in, takes one look at my throat and says "Hmm, looks like a bad infection" Uhh, thanks genius!! I didn't even go to Med. School.. and I could have told you that one! He sticks this giant Q-Tip down my throat.. far enough to test my gag reflex.. and then leaves again.

Another 15 - 20 minutes go by, and he comes back "Oh, that swab I took, showed nothing, so I have to take another one" Maybe if you stick it down further.. you'll hit stomach lining, and find something there! So he takes another one, and then he's all like, "There could be a number of things causing this.. it could be mono, strep throat, or it could be a bacterial infection.. caused by"... umm... "certain bodily fluids"... lol NIIIIICE! "I'm going to give you a prescription for some meds, and send you for blood work"
FIRST THING: These meds WHICH I CAN NOT SWALLOW.. have to be taken with food, which I CAN NOT SWALLOW! And they have to be taken with plenty of water WHICH I ALSO CAN NOT SWALLOW. If they're not taken with food, it could cause sever upset stomach and nausea.. and if not taken with water, it could cause damage to my kidneys... thanks a lot quack! SECOND THING: Telling me that you want to take my blood is worse then swearing.. like really bad 'C-Word' swearing. Me and needles have never gotten along.. and the needles always win, in the form of knocking me out cold.
The lady that took my blood was super nice though, she let me lay down.. so I would have as far to fall.. and she told me that I had really nice veins -which I will remember if I ever want to start doing heroine- :s

So yeah.. long story short, Every time I force myself ..rather someone forces me to the doctor.. they want to take my blood! God damn leeches! My blood is mine! I need it! Stop stabbing me with needles to take it from me! And, I get to go back to that wonderful place tomorrow.. so we can play another round of "hmm, that looks like a bad infection but I'm not all to sure of the cause" ** For the love of god!! Put me out of my misery! ** I wouldn't wish this pain on my worst enemy :( I just want to be able to swallow water.. is that so much to ask?! Cause I'm thirsty.. and I quite fancy my kidneys..

To top all this off.. I had to come into work tonight.. because I work with a bunch of bastards, and no one would take my shift.. *Fuckers! You'll get yours! I'm going to lick everything that you own!*
On a lighter note though.. when I got here, the one person that I didn't call cuz she was working 3-11.. Kath aka "Honey Muffin" was all caring, and was like "ohh sweetie.. you should have called me, I would have worked a double, and stayed all night for you! Aww, Kath, this is why you rock! And I'm soo gonna miss you when you leave!! Aww, and then Mark offered to buy me a chocolate milk shake to sooth my throat.. he's such a sweeeeet heart!!
And then I got this fun little story, which even though it hurts to even think about laughing.. made me chuckle.
-Apparently there were these two drunks, that some how ended up on the wrong side of the fence, near the highway. So she goes out there with a blanket, and tells them that she will put it over the top, so they can hop the fence.. cuz there really isn't to many other options. They say that they can't cuz they've both been in really bad accidents, and the drunken chick says that she has like 3 pounds of titanium in her because of it. Then she goes on to tell me that the whole time this woman was whining about titanium she was thinking "oh yeah, 3 pounds eh.. I have 3 pounds of titanium in me to... when I use my vibrator!- NIIIICE KATH!! NIIIICE!! hahahaha

Ohh jeeze.. I just want to go home, take my drugs, and sleep..

Toodles
-Ash

** 3 days, without eating blows! Yet the strange thing is, I'm not the least bit hungry.. I would still kill for some greasy Mc Donalds, some sprite .. and some ice cream though ** haha

Fuck Everything!!

Hmm.. 3 angry entries in a row, I'm on a fuckin' roll!! Oh were to begin..

1) FUCK YOU MONTE! My precious little car.. you're on my last nerve. You're so gone! Cuz frankly.. I don't want to deal with your shit anymore! Right from the beginning I haven't liked you.. you're to big for me, and you're white. The only thing you have going for you, is your oh so hot tires 'n' rims.. that cost me a bloody fortune.
Because of your need to be a little bitch today.. I had to drive the stupid van again.. Need I remind you of my feelings for that thing. Stupid orange thing, that makes me want to punch myself repeatedly. Plus.. Marina, you know my new found hatred / disguste for anything orange.. *grrrrr*

2) FUCK YOU COMFORT INN! I'm about ready to set this place on fire.. with everyone inside.. guests, staff, STEVE.. I really wish that this place would have gotten hit with a tree in that snow storm, or struck by lightning, or catch fire due to bad wiring. Actually, this is more of a FUCK YOU STEVE! I'm sick of you trying to soak as much money as you possibly can out of people, while not putting any thing back into the hotel.. you greedy son of a bitch! Mr. Don't cash your cheque right away, cuz my mortgage is about to come out. Give me a break, you're so god damn cheap, you have the money stashed away, you just don't wanna give it out.. you wanna hord it all like the little rat that you are! You are a horrible excuse for a human being, and a waste of skin.. do the world a favour, and just shoot yourself in the fucking head!

3) FUCK YOU COCK SUCKER! I am no one's little sex toy.. get that through your brain RIGHT NOW! You are so not the person I thought you were.. and I'm done. Maybe we can talk once you smarten the fuck up.. and want something more from me then just a booty call... I knew I should have never gotten involved with you, I ran the risk of ruining something with someone who actually cares about me.. [who may work all the damn time, but when we talk, every time we talk.. I can tell that the feelings are real..]

One month till my birthday - La Di Fucking Dah! I don't even care anymore.. just another day, in which I get older...
And I really am dreading having to drive that stupid van home in the a.m fuck! haha But I want sleep in the worst way! I need to sleep some of this anger out.. I hope to sleep all day tomorrow.. and if anyone wakes me, I'll kick they're god damn ass!

*stewing in rage*
-Ash

Night From Hell ! - Part 2

Well.. the snow is still here, and most of this stupid town is still without power. I've been hearing that some areas could be without power until Tuesday..

My entire body aches.. and NO, it's not from that Marina & Candace.. you jerks! Get your mind outta the gutter! It's that achy feeling you get when you're sick. Ihaven't been sleeping well, so I haven't had a chance to sleep this sick out :( I want it to go away! And on top of the sick I've had to deal with this shit all night:..

Another appropriate title for this entry could have been "Pissed Off Rant #2" because that's what your in for.. a pissed off rant dedicated once again to my cock sucker of a boss.

So I come in for my shift tonight, and as soon as I walk through the door I can feel myself entering the chaotic madness that is October 14 at The Comfort Inn.
I hadn't even started my shift yet, and I was checking in these guys who are in town to "benefit" all these poor people who lack electricity. And by benefit, I mean sell them over priced generators. People like this make me sick.. they're here to profit off the suffering of others, and they still argued with me trying to get a cheaper room rate! *Sorry sugar.. but talk to me when you get a fucking soul.. then maybe we can work out something cheaper*

Then, the till was fucked up.. it seems that people around here don't know how to count money, and the concept of keeping a till of $250 is mind boggling.. cuz that's just to much money :s So my co-worker and I sat for like 20 minutes trying to figure it out.. she stayed half an hour after her shift was done and it's still completely messed up.. but you know what.. I'm done caring lol.

Ahh, and of course what night would be complete without a call from 'The Wonder Prick' himself.. the little gem that I work for.. he's another one of those soul less people who only care about one thing, 'how much money do you have, and give it to me now!' He just out did himself tonight. "Do we have a lot of Americans at the hotel tonight? Can you go out into the parking lot, and look at all the license plates to see where they're from?" Um.. yeah, I'll fucking get right on that, you stupid tool! "Oh, I called every hotel in Buffalo.. and can you believe that they're all full because people still don't have electricity. So I told them to send everyone here! We're going to be getting a lot of people coming in tonight, I'm pretty excited aren't you?" Ok.. buddy, you really make me sick.. how can you live with your self, always wanting to profit from people who are going through hard times. You sad excuse for a human being, do you not have any form of compassion? THEN [this one just tops them all] "I have these phone numbers for a few radio stations in Buffalo.. can you call them like every hour, and tell them we have rooms available, so people will know about us, and come here.. make sure you give the address, and tell them that they don't need a passport to cross the border" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! You don't pay me enough to do your dirty work you fucking bastard.. if you want business so much, why don't you drag your sorry ass down here, and call your own stupid radio stations.. and say 'Hey, I'm a greed cock sucker.. come stay at my hotel where I will exploit everything that you have' :)

You know what.. screw the whole idea of confidentiality and anonymity..
Here's my own little Comfort Inn 'plug' no radio station needed ..Steve, this one's for you.. hope you like it!

The Comfort Inn - Fort Erie
Come spend the night if you wanna sleep in an over priced room, with hard lumpy mattresses & pillows that are flatter then a piece of cardboard. You will get a shitty continental breakfast, and for the literate folk.. a free newspaper. For all you Americans, you don't need a passport to cross the border.. just a lobotomy, so you won't realize how idiotic you are for coming here. I recommend packing some matches, or other device used to start fire. This way you can have little camp fires on the carpet.. after I 'accidentally' disable the fire alarm. Hope to see you all soon!
*Signed - The amazing staff at this shitty establishment

-Wow, all that, and you still haven't produced my pay cheque.. you should feel oh so special :) Just imagine how nice I would be if.. I dunno.. I GOT PAID ON TIME!

Hmm, this wasn't as angry as I had originally thought it was going to be.. which is probably for the best, because this alone could get me fired. Ahh well, what are ya gonna do.

Lates
-Ash

Night From Hell !

Guh.. tonight sucked a whole lot of ass!

The good news is, I was only stuck at work for about half an hour without power. God damn Hick Town, how I loathe you! I was expecting to have to spend my full 8 hours in the dark, in the cold, with nothing to do. I would not have been a happy camper! But at least I would have been able to lock the door, sneak off to a room and sleep. I was actually looking forward at the chance of sleeping [well, being allowed to sleep] haha I've been up since about 10am *boo* I did have my super sweet boy to keep me company until about 1:30, that made my night.. cuz he's willing to stay up with me even though he has to be up early for work :) Thanks cutie!

Now for all the bad shit --> and let me just say, that this is going to be a huge rant, because it really pisses me off that I work for such a cock sucker! This man sucks more cock then a prostitute that works 23 hours a day! haha. I really wish that I could have recorded all the conversations that we had tonight.. cuz then everyone could see just how pathetic he really is.

Phone Call #1: As mentioned in the previous entry, he calls me to make sure that I'm coming in for my shift. Then tells me to dress warm, and would it be possible if I could bring candles. His reasons for me having to be here:.. "You're there just as a body, because if the building catches on fire, or something happens and there's no staff member here.. the insurance will give me nothing." Yes you cheap mother fucker! It's all about you, as long as you get your money who cares about the staff and how we have to suffer for you. Why don't you get your stupid ass down here and guard your precious hotel if it's that important! Oh, I forgot.. you have power in T.O why would you drag your pretty little self down here to Hick Town.

Phone Call #2: He calls again at about 10:30 just as I'm on my way into work. "Are you at the hotel yet?! I don't think anyone is there! I called there, and there was no answer.." First of all.. she's not gonna leave your little piggy bank unattended, so calm the fuck down. And I'm not even scheduled to start yet.. so your hotel is not my problem yet sweet heart :p

So I get to the hotel, still in darkness.. and surprise surprise.. SHE'S STILL HERE! :s I get to hear the whole story about her night in the cold.. and..

Phone Call #3: "Oh good, you're there now! Was she still there? Where was she? Is the power still out? Let me talk to her" Guh.. just fuck off asshole! No one here wants to talk to you! So he talks to her for like 20 minutes.. then I have the pleasure of talking to him again *goodie* "Make sure you check the breaker switch every hour.. and walk through the hotel to make sure there's nothing going on.. if you see any looters.. call the police" LOOTERS?! What the fuck are they going to steal?! Your ancient television sets?! Get over yourself!

Then there was a series of short phone calls.. in which he repeatedly went over the same shit.. over and over again.. cuz I guess I'm to stupid to get in the first time. Yes darlin' everyone here is brain dead.. and you are just a fucking genius! You can see it, why can't everyone else in the universe? ..:Then "LET THERE BE LIGHT" we have power:..

Phone Call #4: I figured that if I told him the power was back on.. he would fuck off.. but no such luck, he then got more pathetic then ever! "Oh we have power again! Then we're back in business! Make sure if anyone comes you get them in there! Hopefully people who still don't have power will see our sign, and come.." As long as you get your money fucker.. that's all you give a shit about, you don't care that these people are without heat, and power! Then, just so he can sleep at night, he throws out "Oh I called the staff that lives in the area, and told them that they could spend the night for free, if they still don't have power.. so if they come in, just give them a room" Aww, you're just a regular god damn saint aren'tcha! Ugh, you make me sick!

Then there was another series of calls going over that same shit.. Holy fuck.. go eat some poison and drop dead! You're a waste of good air!

Also.. I didn't get my god damn pay cheque.. WHAT THE FUCK?! You cheap son of a bitch! If you think you're gonna fuck me over, you're sadly mistaken!

Wow, I feel so much better now that I got that all out! Now I'm going to continue watching RENT :) *Measure your life in love*

Toodles
-Ash

Ooo, Friday the 13th. . / T.O

Happy Friday the 13th!! :)

I was quite sad that I forgot all about it being Friday the 13th.. until like 1:00 this afternoon lol No, I wasn't.. it's just a day.. no bad luck here!

Toronto yesterday = fun times! God damn cold as hell, but fun times! [once you look past the fact that I was worried the whole day that my car was going to be towed.. damn bus station with no proper parking signage!]

We got off the bus at around 12ish.. got street meat [mmm street meat] and went to the CN Tower.. cuz I apparently suck a lot, and had never been up there. It's very awesome, and I would recommend everyone to go up there! And when you have a good guide like Marina, who can point out everything in the city even from like 550 feet above it, it's even better lol
Marina officially ruined the colour orange for me.. and I will never let her live it down! Carrots are bad! They turn 'things' orange.. but that totally wasn't that on that window you jerk! haha

We also went to the CBC building.. sadly there was no George Strombo sighting.. probably for the best, because I might have been arrested. hehe. But it's a very nice building.. very patriotic, all red and white, with a giant Canadian flag and such. The huge green elevator shaft was a little out of place in there though.

The 'Wall of Death' outside CBC was pretty fun.. I know I shouldn't be laughing at other people's misfortune, but I'm a freak.. and you can't help but laugh when they give this guy a plaque that says something about how he died by a pole going through his eye and into his brain.

Then we made a trip to the A.G.O for the Andy Warhol exhibit.. it was genius! That crazy little flamer and all his morbid views of art.. lol it was so amazing! The whole guy on guy video kinda creeped me out like A LOT! As well as the B.J. video that goes on for like 41 minutes.. there's no way in hell that a B.J. can last that long! I'd like to meet this guy hahaha :p Sorry.. that might have been a little out of line..

Then there was dinner, and great company! You know some kick ass people! Sweet and Sour chicken, and bubble tea! Mmm delicious! I want those glowing red poles and that giant vase from that restaurant!
*Apparently guys want to 'pounce' on me.. cuz I have cute rosie cheeks* hahaha

Then it got cold.. I got a little cranky [I'm sorry] and we almost didn't make it onto the bus.. cuz there was to many damn people! *grrr*

We got home, and I was not impressed at the fact that my doors were frozen shut, and I had to break out the snow brush, and scrape the snow / ice from my car windows.. God damn you Niagara Region! It's not even the middle of October! What the fuck are you doing snowing!? My rule is "It's not allowed to snow before my birthday!" And that's still about a month away.. so don't let it happen again!

All and all it was a great day!! I was a little sad that I didn't get to see my inside-out ducks in China Town though. I'll just have to buy my own duck, and turn it inside out haha. There you go Marina! You get the pet duck named Theodore Huntington III, and I will turn him inside-out!! We totally need to do it again.. but perhaps in the summer, or at least sometime when it's not going to be so bloody cold! :)

Cheers
-Ash

**Oh goodie, I just found out that I still have to go into work tonight.. THERE'S NO FUCKING POWER! So I get to sit in the dark for 8 hours.. Jesus Fucking Christ I hate you you stupid bastard of a boss!! This is bullshit and I'm not impressed at all!**

Relief At Last! 2 Days Off!

Never again will I work 8 straight days in a row.. and if anyone thinks that's gonna happen again, they will get a good round house kick to the face! Working 8 straight days blows!! I'm soo glad I'm off for the next 2 days!! *eeee* And thems gonna be exciting!!
Today, I get to go yell at the eye dr. for effing up my contacts.. should have done this like a week and a half ago when I got them.. but.. lol. Then I'm going to see Employee of the Month with my Kate-Dawg. A Dane Cook flick and Kate-Dawg = one kick ass combo!
Tomorrow.. it's gonna be a fun filled day in Toronto with Miss Marina! A day full of bubble tea, Ben & Jerry's, butter chicken and so on! *Tres Excited*

You all should be proud of me yet again! ..2 nights in a row, I have watched the news. Of course that 'news' comes in the form of George Stroumboulopoulos... but any news is good new right!! And I mean, c'mon.. he just makes the news so god damn sexxxy!! *drool* I don't really remember to much of the news portion it self:.. I remember him praising The Trailer Park Boys, and something about how swearing is good. Haha which if you know me, it won't shock you that that's all I remember.. other then that, I was to busy basking in his hotness.. from his gorgeous brown eyes.. to his cuuute adidas shoes lol.

It was a pretty good night at work, boring as usual. But you gotta love when you get a random "hey cutie, how are you? I just had a dream about you and I just got up to use the washroom.. so I thought I'd keep you company.. for as long as I can stay awake" Soo sweet!! But when your spelling starts to slip due to exhaustion from working like 16 hours a day.. you should get that cute little ass of yours to bed!! hehe
*If you happen to read this [cuz you sometimes do] ..no worries, I'd take you over Strombo anyday ;) ..but you already know that, at least you better*

Ohh! I almost forgot! I had some guy yesterday morning ask me how to make tea.. yeah. Uhh.. I'm pretty sure it's not rocket science moron! You put the tea bag in the cup, you add the boiling water, and presto you got your self some tea! *Wow, that was hard* :s Do you think people are born that stupid.. or do they have to be dropped on their head as a child for the stupidity to fully take over?

I was very bored.. so I made a photo album.. [better then yours Mina :p] haha. It even matches my bloggy blog.. very green! Check it out if you like!
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http://boobala.myphotoalbum.com/
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See Ya Lates
-Ash

"You're supposed to marry someone who you think is special, not just someone who fires a lunch together for ya, and who you go and get your freak on with" - Bubbles: The Trailer Park Boys

**Next Tuesday = Bubble Tea date staring Candace et Moi followed by the possibility of delicious chicken wings, and the beating of Kristy for possibly having "Breakfast" with a Crack-Head that lives over on Geneva. It's gonna be good times!! Don't miss it!!**
--Practice Safe "Breakfast" Kiddies, Always Use Condiments-- ..thought that up all on my own lol, I quite like it.

Hmm, I Need A Title. . "Rock On" ?

**I know! Lamest excuse for a title ever! Here's another one for ya. . "Shut Up!" lol**

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! That you ate lots of turkey, and are thankful for the 50 foot Native American Indians that can teach us how to grow giant corn! haha *Candace, you're probably the only one who will laugh at that..*
But seriously, y'all better be thankful for something, I know I am *regardless of what people say* :p

Another boring night.. thank god this is my next to last one before 2 beautiful days off! Although, it was a night full of X-Men, and cheesecake. That's right, my manager made cheesecake. It was soo good.. possibly poisoned lol I do not know.. I guess I'll find out if I wake up dead sometime in the near future :)

I was a little pissed that there was no Prison Break tonight!! Instead they play an episode from like 2 weeks ago!! What the hell is up with that?!?! If I don't get my weekly dose of P.B and Wentworth Miller.. things just seem unbalanced!
But other then that I am in a fantastic mood :) *FAAAANTASTIC*
..It's so good to have you back! Now never leave again.. Tell work to eff off! :) hehe

That crazzzy little girl is still here in 123. Guh I want her to leave pronto! She's been here for 3 days now, when she checked in on Saturday night she had 3 huge bags of shit with her. And her story was that she's from Toronto and she was trying to get into the States to 'visit' her boyfriend. But the peeps at the border wound't let her in cuz she only had a one-way bus ticket.. the reason for this being that she didn't know how long she was going to be staying with him. Sounds to me little missy like you are trying to sneek over there to stay forever and that they had reason not to let you in! She was out here tonight trying to gain access to my internet usage, and I was all like nope, you want internet you pay like the rest of the poor saps here! haha I'm soo mean I know :p So then she was asking me to look up all these phone numbers for U.S. immigration and such.. and telling me about how she dropped out of high school.. Sorry honey, but I don't care that you're a flake, now please leave my lobby.. and if I get one more phone call from your boyfriend or who ever I'm gonna flip. I swear this guy calls like 5 times a damn night! Fuckin' Annoying Much! haha

I got really bored so I found this on You Tube: Definately the best part of the 'Cabin Fever' DVD.. cuz really the movie itself BLOWS!
The Rotten Fruit
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KHJFOpnGjkU

Ciao
-Ash

Happy Turkey Day!!

Ahh Thanksgiving.. who doesn't love a holiday dedicated to stuffing your face?!
I went to my grandma's today for a wonderful dinner.. soo much food.. I ate way to much! And of course the company is always effed up when in the vicinity of my family. haha My stupid cousin made me dump pie all over the front of myself, and for this he got the beats! *Beware the little girl rath* Tsk tsk Christopher, you used to be my favourite little cuzz. And of course, all the other male idiots were all huddled around the telly, flipping between NASCAR and football. Which, in my personal opinion are the two biggest wastes of time ever. Who really want to watch a bunch of cars go around in a circle 187 times.. or watch a bunch of grown men in spandex capris grab each others asses? Seems like super fun times to me! :s

*Yawn* After all that excitement, plus being up for 24+ hours.. I'm effing exhausted :s My eyes feel like they're on fire! Damn not being able to sleep after my shift yesterday! I can't wait to go home, and crawl into my bed.. I plan on sleeping all day! I feel sorry for anyone that wakes me! lol Nah, I'll probably be lucky to get in 5 hours.. *boo*

Let me tell you, having to come into work dead tired, and full of turkey.. NOT FUN! As soon as I pulled into the parking lot tonight I felt the urge to maim someone :)
*The count-down is on! 2 more shifts, and then daysss off!!* And I hope I never have to work another 8 straight days in a row again, cuz it's been brutal!

Haha, this lady came in for a room.. but I didn't like her, and I didn't want to give her one. So I told her that our price was like $110.00 before taxes, even though it was like 2am. So she threw her hand up in the air [very fairy like] and said "ugh.. to much" and stormed out. The whole time I was killing myself laughing on the inside :)

So, I think it's fair to say, that aside from the absolutely no sleep.. it's been a pretty good night. Delicious food, and pissing off a bitch.. who could ask for more?!

Cheers
-Ash

3 |\/|ORE DAYS. .

**Don't ask what's up with the 'M'.. I was bored**

Three more days in this horrible stretch of 'The 8 days of death' then I get 2 lovely days off!

This is going to be short.. because I really have nothing of much importance to write about.. but I was really bored.

We have some fun people staying at the hotel tonight. A lady with the last name 'Ditchfield' a man named 'Theodore' we have a 'Christoff' from Sweden and we even have a Catholic Saint: 'Thomas More' haha. It's pretty awesome that Swedish peeps, and Saints enjoy staying at my hotel! [That's right, MY hotel] :p

We also have a few drunks.. the hiccuping, staggering, slurring of the words kind of drunks. What makes this so much worse.. is that they all drove. I wanted to kick everyone of them in their drunken junk! The drivers for being stupid and driving, and the passengers for being stupid and letting the driver drive.

I came across The Rocky Horror Picture Show on CityTV. And was a little disappointed that it was more then half over :( I've always wanted to see that movie and never have :(
What I have seen.. verry interesting lol

But yeah.. that's all I got for tonight, another pretty boring night as usual.

Toodles
-Ash

*Why do I miss you soo much ?*

It's All About The.. Bitterness ..Baby ♪

Holy Fuck! Tonight was shiiity!
I don't even have much to write about, but I'm bored as hell.. so I suppose I can ramble for a bit :)

I slept like crap today, I hate this working nights business, I can never get into a normal sleep pattern, and it's driving me insane. I think this is why I've been so angry at the world lately haha. Things just never seem to go the way that I want them to go.. and that just adds to my sleep deprived frustration. One day I'm just gonna snap.. that could be quite fun :p I could go all postal on the Comfort Inn.. only it's not a post office.. so I guess I'll have to go all conciergal ? lol Either way works I suppose.
**No worries, I'm totally kidding! I would never do such a thing.. the site of blood makes me nauseous. I'd be passed out before I had a chance to flee haha**

I was supposed to go to the movies tonight.. and I get totally blown off. "Oh, I totally forgot that I made plans with so 'n' so" Hello?! You don't even like this girl! You tell me on a god damn daily basis how she makes you sick, she's a big hoe, and she looks like a pig! And yet you make plans to go out with her?! Niiice friendship! It kinda makes me wonder what the fuck you say about me when I'm not around. I hate people like this, back-stabbing little bitches who are your best friend to your face, but then as soon as you're gone *wham* they hate your guts! It kinda makes me sad to be a girl.. cuz lots of girls are like this, even the women I work with are like this! C'mon, you'd think they'd grow out of it! Ugh, I just want to punch them all in the face!

I fell asleep at work again haha *oops #2* I don't know what it is that I find so comfortable about this rock hard desk :s The past two nights it has just called to me to put my head down on it.. and then boom sleepy time for Ash. I think I slept for a good hour, until this stupid old lady called up here.. "Can I get some extra pillows in room 115?" You woke me up for that you old bat?!? What the hell do you think they pay me for?! To keep you happy? Pffft. So I went to get her some stinkin' pillows [didn't even put my shoes on haha] I went down to her room, and knocked on the door. I could hear her moving around, and then she asked all paranoid "Umm, who is it?" WHO IS IT?! Who else do you think would be knocking on your door at 12:30am in a hotel, if you hadn't just called the front desk and asked for pillows?! Honestly! Some people are just so dumb!

~*There's some writing chalk full of bitterness for you Miss Queen of Negativity*~ :D hehe

I found the link to The Daily Show clip about Florida = Flaccid Penis!! Too funny!! Watch it *shakey fist*
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_video=76383 [you have to click 'ENTER NOW' to start it.. guh, why couldn't they just make it a direct link? Stupid Comedy Central]

This Dave Gorman guy is genius! Quite possibly because he likes 'Smoking Polls' *wink* haha, but he's pretty humorous as well!!
>> For some reason unknown to man.. it won't let me post the link to the rest of his stuff.. with out screwing with my little profile doo-dad *grr* It's to long I guess. But if you would like to watch more of this man, and his genius.. go to:.. http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/index.jhtml then click "VIDEOS" and "DAVE GORMAN" It's funny shit, well worth it! This whole site is well worth it! I love John Stewart.. he's a funny boy!

It actually felt good to write all that angry mean shiit! haha Perhaps I will do that more often! Take an angry blog entry, add in my sarcasm and you get pure blog gold! -> Well, in my personal opinion that is ;)

Late-a Gate-a!
-Ash

Wishin' I Was Sleeepin' !

Blah! Very long, very boring night!
No guests to check in, nothing to do, no one to amuse me over MSN. What is this world coming to?! ..I actually fell asleep for a bit haha and when I say a bit, I mean more like a good hour :s *ooops* Ahh well, not like anything exciting was going on around here. It probably doesn't help much that I still feel like shiit and would love nothing more then to be in my nice warm, comfy bed right now.

On my way into work tonight, I was speeding as usual, and doesn't a cop pull up behind me. So the first thing that goes through my mind is "Ahh fuck.. I'm gonna get pulled over for doing 80 in a 50" Doesn't the cop pass me.. clearly going a hell of a lot faster then 80, and they didn't have their lights on, so there was no crime in progress :s Makes you feel really safe, when the cops of this Hick Town speed eh. Gotta make sure they get them fresh donuts up at Timmy's! Who cares if we're doing 120 in a school zone! Ahh good times right there!

When I got here.. I got the usual crap about the staff.. from the one co-worker that I can actually some what handle. This crap was well deserved though, she had needed her shift covered for tonight due to a family medical emergency. And none of the other skanks that had tonight off would work it for her. So it's quite understandable for her to have been a little pissed. She's like me, the type of person who would bend over backwards to help other people, cause she would feel to bad if she said no. She's covered so many shifts for the other bitches in this establishment, and yet, when she needs the night off for reasons better then "Oh I have a head-ache.. I can't work" No one will work for her! It's disgusting! *YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED! DUMB SKANKS!*

Also, when I came in.. there was this nasty smell in the hallways, it kinda smelt like Ben Gay, and mouth wash. It was soo gross!

I was watching The Daily Show with John Stewart:.. and I realized how much George Dubb-ya reminds me of the owner of this hotel. [B.T.W. So glad he went home to Toronto today.. cuz if I had to deal with him for one more day, I might have killed the bitch] Anyway, it's so funny how similar the two actually are when you think about it. They're both weasely little men, who think that they're always right.. and everyone else is wrong. They think that the way they run things kicks so much ass, and no one in the world could do it better. And I'm pretty sure, if you took a survey, more then half would say they hated them. *To sum it all up.. they're both useless wastes of skin* :D
-I also learned that more kids would be able to pick out Florida on a map if it were re-named "Flaccid Penis with Tiny Ball Sack" hahaha-

Au Revoir
-Ash

*As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more then once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend, you'll blame a new love for things an old one did, you'll cry becasue time is passing to fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.*

And.. I Got Nothin'

I got yelled at for not writing, but it's soo dead here, I really have nothing fun to write about :s

Hmm.. we don't even have any fun people staying here tonight. We have a whole 13 room occupied [woo go us] and nothing! No crazy ladies that are afraid of odd numbers, no one "famous"
>>Yeah, we've had 'Rick James' and 'Jim Morrison' here lol, see that.. they come back from the dead to stay at the Comfort Inn in Hick Town. Oh and I can't forget the people who are actually famous.. and not just ripping of the name of a famous dead dude.. Honeymoon Suite. But who cares, what have they done lately.. A Big Bad Mc Donalds commercial *ooo watch out* lol

Damn it Marina! Why are you forcing me to write this?! It's a very difficult task when the most exciting part of the evening has been watching 2 hours of MXC. There's some quality entertainment right there! I think, that due to the fact I'm writing this to make you quit bitching.. you my cheese cake lovin' friend.. need to write me something! :D It's only fair!

BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA LIVES AGAIN!
It doesn't involve who I would like it to involve.. but my mom felt sorry for me. So she is going to join me in seeing DANE COOK in fabulous Las Vegas *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME*

And I think this sad excuse of reading material is done.. before I make it worse :s
So enjoy!

Cheers
-Ash

Sicky Mc. Sicko

Let me start off by saying being sick.. EFFING BLOWS! While being sick and having to come into work.. words can not even describe how much donkey ass that sucks! I had so much that I wanted to accomplish today, I had to go to the eye dr. and tell them to shove their contacts up their ass.. cuz they're not right. I had to put my cheque in the bank.. which I've had since Friday, and still not deposited. And I wanted to buy the new X-Men movie, cuz lets face it X-Men kicks ass! >>Much more ass then say Batman, who I'm pretty sure had a little kinky side thing goin' on with Robin. **Just for you Marina, Robin was given the bat knob a good spit shine**<< And did I do any of this? NO! I had no energy, and no ambition, just a whole lot of *blah* I hate that I feel like death!

Today marks the beginning of my EIGHT STRAIGHT DAYS of working *Not Impressed*

When I came into work tonight, I was greeted by the jerk-off from room 108. Let me just say that I hate this man with every fiber of my being, and this was a little reminder as to why. I was telling my co-worker that I felt like shit, and I really didn't want to be here, and then he chimes in "Yeah, you look awful.. your hair is all a mess, and you're so pale..." Yeah, thanks for pointing that out jack ass!! WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR LOOKING LIKE A MONKEY SKELETON?!? *Damn Douche-Bag*

I was quite happy to find out that my construction guys were back :) and still full of sarcasm. We had a lovely conversation about how if it was possible to have less then nothing, this area is the prime example of less then nothing. Even the casino.. isn't a real casino, 20 minutes away, now there's a casino.. here it's "a bale of hay, a horse, the occasional carriage, and a few old people" Then he came out, looking for Fabreeze cause his room mate smelt bad, and left an unbearable stink. If I wasn't able to find Fabreeze.. would I mind if he slept in the lobby, cuz he couldn't stand the stink haha. Too funny! I wonder if I'll get my singing in the morning. Good old bagels for breakfast!

*Ooo, a very hot boy just pulled up in a very hot porche.. what are you doing here?! People around here could never even imagine a porche.. are you lost?*

On top of all this, today [well yesterday if you wanna get technical] was 9 months. Did I talk to you.. no.. were you working.. most likely.. are you ever not? Is it sad that I remember this? Is it sad that I remember the very first thing that you said to me? Or that I still have the very first text message that you ever sent to me? I'm beginning to think so. Yet, will I stop remembering? Will I just be able to forget it all? Nope, it will never happen, it's not possible. Maybe I'm being stupid for wanting something so much, even though I know deep down that I'll never have it. I can't help but feel this way when it comes to you.. and I can't help but feel like I'm settling for something that could be good.. but it will never measure up to you. I guess we're all entitled to our dumb little girl fantasies.
"..I hate the way I feel tonight, and I know I need you in my life" ♪

*Sigh.. this got depressing in a hurry*
And it was so much better, before the internet effed up.. again.. and I lost most of it. Strangely enough, I lost none of the sad..

t00dles
-Ash

Saturday Night Antics

~*Just a heads up - this entry is gonna suck lots testicles, but I was bored*~

After the huge deal of figuring out who was going to drive :s We finally decided that I would. [Possibly because I'm the only 'safe' driver.. haha KIDDING]
Yay for Glow in the Dark mini putt!! It was good times, aside from the fact that I apparently looked like I had green teeth :( And for those who know me, know that I'm obsessed with my teeth.. so telling me that they look green.. NOT COOL! All I wanted was a picture of me straddling that little car and I was robbed of that! I was so excited, I even like broke my ankle, due to the fact that I hopped up on that puppy so fast! haha. However, since I was not able to have this wonderful picture.. I now need a picture of me on a giant pumpkin!!

By the way:.. Candace, seeing as you turned down my offer of dessert at B.P. that counted as your pancakes :p Seeing as dessert is so much better then any pancake, and you didn't want it.. T.S. to you lady! :D -- As well, No we did not go see a movie after we dropped you off.. ass!

I came home, got into my pjs, and got ready for some Dane Cook / SNL action !
...and let me tell you about that *grrr*

[Yes: this was a comment that I left on Miss Candace's blog, but what can I say, I was pleased with it. So I figured, what the hell.. I wanna share this with the world..]

Were you as disappointed in SNL last night as I was?!? I was very disappointed!! The beginning was good, when it was solo Dane.. but all the skits were SHIIIIIIIIIT! It seemed like they were trying just a little to hard :s And what was with all the commercials?! There was soo many! Guh! It made me so angry! I was also reminded as to why I do not fancy The Killers.. they sucked some major ass last night! Sorry little Brandon Flowers.. but you can't effing sing!! And what was with all the shaking?! Are you suffering from Parkinsons?!?! Seriously, lay off the drugs doll face! Also, lose the glasses, cuz they're not helping you. Maybe I'm just over critical, and way to judgmental.. but did you not find the same thing!?

Anyway, I'm funned out.. must find something more amusing to do..

Ciao
-Ash

**people who put their dogs outside and let them bark uncontrollably [i.e my neighbour] should be kicked in the junk! and then shot!**